I'm In Seireitei Only Want To Work From Nine To Five

"Duke, you had a great time at Hueco Mundo!"

Unohana Retsu put down the drawing book in her hand, and when she raised her head, there was already a cold smile on her face, and her gloomy aura radiated outward, making her look like Shura.

"Sister Hua, what are you talking about?"

Duke blinked his eyes, and while his face remained unchanged, he also wanted to take a small step back, although it was a very slight step.

But just such a slight movement is enough for Unohana Retsu to see many things.

For a moment, the smile on Unohana Retsu's mouth was restrained with a cold look in his eyes.

The dog man!

It seems that Kusajishi Yachiru's records are not detailed enough. This guy played more in Hueco Mundo than recorded in the picture book.

"Yaqianliu has already recorded all your movements in Hueco Mundo in the booklet."

"Are you still quibbling here?"

Unohana Retsu waved to the side while speaking, and Inren immediately handed her Zanpakutō.

When Duke heard the words, he immediately turned his attention to Kusajishi Yachiru, a pink-haired loli. It turned out that this little girl sold herself out of the film.

"Didn't you say at the time that you were just painting for fun?"

Duke growled at Kusajishi Yachiru, "I left all my snacks for you."

At this time, Tianlian and the others brought a full cart full of snacks, enough to bury Kusajishi Yachiru in it.

"I'm sorry, vain!"

Kusajishi Yachiru held the snacks around him with his left and right hands, and blinked embarrassedly at Duke.

"You are very kind to me, but Sister Unoka gave too much!"

"You little spy!!"

While Duke's face was twitching, Kusajishi Yachiru put his hands on his hips, raised his head and said: "Besides, Sister Unohana is also the director of our Women's Shinigami Association. We are a family. Of course I will help my own people to monitor you!"

What Kusajishi Yachiru said was well-founded, and Duke couldn't refute it.

But being unable to refute does not mean being unable to fight back.

Turn around, just 28 hang up Zaraki Kenpachi and smoke it, and smoke it hard!

If it is not labeled as a pig's head, this matter is not over.

"Okay, Duke."

Unohana Retsu stood up from the first place and strolled towards Duke, the Zanpakutō in her hand was pulled out of its sheath and murderous aura began to spread like wildfire.

"Pay the price for your love!"

"Well, I can explain this!"

Duke backed away, with a dry smile on his face, while protecting his hands in front of his body.

But immediately after, Unohana Retsu put Duke into death row with one sentence.

"I don't listen."

"Don't make trouble, at least listen to it."

Duke was still dying, Unohana Retsu shook his head, Zanpakutō pulled out completely, and swung to the side, "I won't listen."

"Can't you listen to my sophistry?"

Duke laughed dryly, trying to flop around, and the salted fish wanted to turn over.

Unohana Retsu put her Zanpakutō across Duke's neck, smiling broadly.

"I don't listen."

"Google!"

Duke swallowed his saliva, and looked at Zanpakutō, who was only 0.01 centimeter away from him, hanging in front of his neck. He looked flustered on the surface, but he was calm inside.

Because, he knows.

After a minute, the owner of this Zanpakutō will fall in love with himself, forgive himself, and start over with her.

Maybe there will be a new pose unlocked at night.

"just kill me!"

Duke looked up, exposing his neck unsuspectingly.

With true feelings in his eyes, he slowly said: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it.

The most painful thing in the world is this, stab your sword in my throat, don't hesitate anymore!

If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to any girl: I love you,

If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be Ten Thousand Years!"

As soon as these words came out, Unohana Retsu's eyes changed obviously. While Duke kept observing Unohana Retsu's expression, he was secretly happy.

Well, there is a show!!

But in the next second, Unohana Retsu knocked Duke out of reality with one sentence.

"Very well said, but how many girls have you said this to?"

Unohana Retsu tilted her head, and her long black hair swayed accordingly, and the coldness on her body became even stronger.

"If it were any other man, I wouldn't believe it, but for the past ten years, you who stayed in Huajie on New Year's Eve, you have a lot of criminal records!"

"So, I don't believe it!"

"Don't make trouble!"

A flattering smile appeared on Duke's face, and Unohana Retsu laughed and said, "Dog man!"

"Hahahaha..." Duke kept laughing dryly, then his expression became serious, and he said in an unlovable way: "Dead."

Then, there is no more.

Half an hour later, the blue-skinned and swollen-faced Duke squatted at the gate of Unohana's mansion, with his hands in his sleeves, watching the passers-by on the street.

While the cold wind was blowing, Duke wanted to order a song and cut plums to reflect the sad atmosphere now,

crunch!

The door opened a crack, and Tianlian showed a smiling face, "Master Duke, this is what Master Unoka asked me to hand over to you."

Immediately, Duke's personal belongings wrapped into a bag were placed beside him by Tianlian.

"Master Unohana Retsu said that she will give you a month's time. In this month, you can go wherever you like.

"As for when you can come back, it depends on your performance."

"Heh, I, Duke, never eat the food that comes with it!"

Duke pointed at the gate of Unohana's mansion, and said confidently, "Tell her, let alone a month, it's a year, ten years, a hundred..."

"Tianlian, who is talking outside?"

Unohana Retsu's voice came out from the house, Tianlian immediately closed the door, and said with a smile: "Master, there is no one to talk to, just a dog."

Duke, who was still talking loudly just now, turned off the fire immediately after the door was completely closed.

"It's troublesome now!"

Duke scratched the back of his head, it seemed that this time he really had to stay outside for a month. However, if I give him another chance, he will say that I know I was wrong, but I will not change it!

"But where are we going next?"

Duke rubbed his chin, thinking where to go, at the same time, Kusajishi Yachiru's silver bell-like laughter came from the house.

Hearing this laughter, Duke immediately narrowed his eyes.

Injustice has its head, and the debt has its owner.

He knew where he was going.

Eleventh team resident, captain's lounge.

"Hey, why are you sitting in my place?"

Just finished the meeting for the 11th team, well, that's not right. To be precise, Zaraki Kenpachi, who had just ravaged the 11th team according to the tradition, just walked back to his lounge, and saw him sitting in his place, eating his dinner and drinking his The Duke of Pantry.

"I was kicked out by Sister Hua."

Duke spoke in a low voice while holding tea, Zaraki Kenpachi crossed his arms and sneered, "What does this have to do with me?"

"A small report from your family's Eight Thousand Lius!"

When Duke said this, he sighed, "I think back then, I was exhausted and worked overtime to help you wake up and master Shikai, but what happened in the end?"

Duke spread his hands, "In the end, this is what you give me in return?"

"The little loli you raised became a spy for my woman, and even sold me out!"

"You have to give an explanation anyway!"

"No explanation, if you want to fight, you can do whatever you like!"

Zaraki Kenpachi pulled out the Zanpakutō from his waist, with a grin on his face.

Duke placed his two Zanpakutō on the table in front of him.

"Without Zanpakutō, one-on-one, fist to flesh, dare?"

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

Zaraki Kenpachi put his own Zanpakutō on the table, and that was it.

Boom!

Zaraki Kenpachi, who flew backwards, smashed the door panel of his own lounge, fell into the courtyard, slid on the ground for a while, and hit the wall hard.

Zaraki Kenpachi, who was beaten to pieces, stood up, shook his head vigorously, and then strode into his lounge.

After not going in for three seconds, Zaraki Kenpachi changed his posture and flew out again.

"asshole!"

Zaraki Kenpachi stood up, growling and entered the lounge again.

Then, he flew out again with his double nipples.

Ever since, the members of the 11th team saw their captain rushing into their lounge time and time again, and was beaten out time and time again.

Enduring, endless cycle.

"Dear Gong, our captain is..."

Madarame Ikkaku carried his own Zanpakutō and watched his captain being thrown out over and over again, and rushed in over and over again, feeling a little puzzled.

Ayasegawa Yumichika touched his hair and sighed: "Don't guess what the captain is thinking, we can't afford to mess with these two now.

"You're right, but I also want to get involved."

After Madarame Ikkaku handed his Zanpakutō to Ayasegawa Yumichika, he rushed in excitedly, "Add me one."

next second.

Madarame Ikkaku flew upside down at a faster speed than before, smashing his head into the soil of the courtyard, and flipping his legs over in vain, obviously unable to get up again.

"This guy, why are you joining in the fun!"

Finally, the farce stopped after an hour and a half.

Just because Duke is getting a little bored.

No, Duke and Zaraki Kenpachi sat on the edge of the 923 team building of the eleventh team, with seasonal vegetables and sake placed between them.

"I don't understand why you are so restricted by a woman.

Zaraki Kenpachi took a sip from his wine glass and squinted at Duke with puzzlement and confusion in his eyes.

"Of course you don't understand, you are a single dog, how can you understand the twists and turns?"

Duke sneered, and drank the sake that was more of a drink than wine in his hand.

"A man and a woman need to have fun."

"Then you still go out and wander!"

"You single dog knows what a fart!" Duke rolled his eyes at Zaraki Kenpachi, and said flatly: "A wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than stealing, and stealing is worse than not being able to steal."

"No matter how beautiful the home flowers are, they don't have the fragrance of wild flowers!"

"Otherwise, why do you think Huajie exists?"

In Duke's words, he overlooked Zaraki Kenpachi from the perspective of a group of passers-by.

"Men, whether you, me, or others, are essentially planters!"

"Eating what's in the bowl, looking at what's in the pot, this is the essence of a man."

"Furthermore, I used to go out for a while, have you seen me do something outrageous that time?"

Duke snorted coldly, "This time, being kicked out is just to give me a chance to protect Sister Hua along the way."

"I just taught Central 46 a lesson, and those guys aren't going to let it go like this."

"They don't have the supervision and jurisdiction over me, but Sister Hua, as the fourth

The members of the team are under their jurisdiction, that is to say, they can completely wear shoes for Sister Hua. 17

"Those guys are very dirty in their methods and dark in their hearts.

"I'm not coming out at this time to stare at Room 46. By the way, I'm temporarily estranged from Sister Hua. Do I still need to protect her every day?"

"Are you kidding, I'm not doing anything?"

"According to me, it's better to chop off all those bad old men with one knife!"

Zaraki Kenpachi, a reckless man, doesn't like the twists and turns.

"So, you are just the combat power of Gotei 13, not the next captain. 11

"Sometimes, compromise is important.

Duke instructed Zaraki Kenpachi: "There must be compromise between people, and between men and women. After all, the world is not black and white, it is gray.

"Grey of Compromise."

"Understood, single dog!"

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