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"Kiriya-sensei, I bring my article."

Shishio walked to Kiriya and gave the articles that he had written last night.

"I'd thought that you wouldn't come," Kiriya said with a smile.

"I ate lunch with everyone before I came before." Shishio looked around and asked, "Can I sit here?" He pointed at the empty seat right near Kiriya.

"Sure." Kiriya nodded.

"I have said that I would write, so of course, I would do it." If he had decided to do something, Shishio would do it, though, even though this thing was useless and sometimes wouldn't bring him a result, as long as he promised or felt that it was worth it.

"Let me read it for a moment." Then, Kiriya directly read Shishio's articles without waiting for his response.

"When can I go back?" Shishio asked.

"After I read this."

Shishio looked around since he was bored and waved his hand gently at Hina, who was looking at him.

Hina asked whether Shishio was being reprimanded by using a gesture.

Shishio shook his head without hesitation.

Hina didn't believe it and stuck out her tongue.

Shishio looked at this woman, and even though she was older than him, her mental age might be younger than him.

"Cough! Cough!"

"Kiriya-sensei, can I borrow Oga-kun for a bit?" Hiratsuka asked.

Shishio didn't say anything and looked at Kiriya.

"Why not?" Kiriya nodded at Hiratsuka, then looked at Shishio. "Your article is good. I'll put it on the competition later."

"..." Shishio.

---

Shishio stood next to Hiratsuka and asked, "What's wrong, Hiratsuka-sensei?"

Hiratsuka didn't look away from Shishio and looked at him with a fierce expression as if she wanted to punch him. "I have heard that you have a girlfriend."

"Well, I have a girlfriend." Shishio nodded and asked, "If it was about my confess--"

Hiratsuka quickly wrapped her hand around Shishio's neck and covered Shishio's mouth with her hand. Her face was blushing, and she asked in a low voice, "What the hell are you going to say?!"

Shishio tried to say something, but he couldn't since his mouth was covered by Hiratsuka's hand. Still, he didn't hate this position since his face was pressed against two soft things on her ċhėst. He sighed, wondering why there were so many beautiful teachers in this school.

"Don't say nonsense again, or you'll receive my "10.000 Divine Fists of the Dragon King"!" Hiratsuka threatened.

"...." Shishio.

"Answer me!" Hiratsuka asked again with a threatening tone.

Shishio tried to say something again, but he couldn't.

"Just give me a nod!" Hiratsuka felt a bit tickled when Shishio talked with her hand on the top of her mouth.

Shishio nodded gently, pressing his head against her ċhėst naturally as if he had done it by accident.

Hiratsuka's face reddened, but she didn't say anything since she knew that it was her fault to hug him by her arm, so she quickly let him go after he gave her a nod.

Shishio rubbed his face and said, "Sensei, even though I have a girlfriend now, you're still my favorite teacher."

Hiratsuka wanted to say something, but...

"Eh? Oga-kun, am I not your favorite teacher?"

Shishio and Hiratsuka turned their heads and saw Kiriya was looking at them before they ignored him, and he asked, "What's wrong, Sensei?"

Hearing Shishio's question, Hiratsuka sighed and felt a bit disappointed, wondering why she wasn't born ten years earlier, but at the same time, she didn't feel that surprised if he had a girlfriend, considering how popular he was.

However...

"What's your relationship with Yukinoshita?" Hiratsuka asked as she stared at Shishio.

"My relationship with Senpai?" Shishio looked at Yukinoshita, who had been staring in their direction, then said, "She's my friend."

"Friend?" Hiratsuka showed a dumbfounded expression.

Shishio raised his eyebrow and asked, "Why do you show such a reaction?"

"Oga-kun!" Hiratsuka grabbed Shishio's shoulders and asked, "Are you serious, Oga-kun? You have become friends with that "Ice Queen"?"

"Sensei, I hope that you're not talking so rudely about me while I'm right in beside you now," Yukinoshita asked with a displeased expression, staring at Hiratsuka and Shishio without looking away.

Shishio observed Yukinoshita's expression, and if he gave a metaphor that her expression was 10 points, then 5 points were displeased, but the other 5 points were a curiosity. After all, she was curious at how Shishio and Hiratsuka could be so close to each other even though Hiratsuka was a teacher in the 2nd grade.

"Sorry, sorry, but it surprised me that you two have become friends." Hiratsuka knew that Yukinoshita was a loner and she would push everyone away, which was why she knew that she should be happy that Yukinoshita had a friend, but when she knew that Yukinoshita's friend was Shishio, she just couldn't think that their relationship would be just a mere friend and their relationship might be more than that.

"Do you know Oga-kun, Sensei?" Yukinoshita asked curiously and didn't care much about Hiratsuka's words before.

"Well, I have help ---" Before Shishio finished his words, Hiratsuka wrapped his head with her hand, pressing his face against her ċhėst and covering his mouth again. Of course, he could dodge her so naturally with his "Auto-Pilot," but why should he dodge it?

Hiratsuka's smell was so lovely, even though it was mixed with tobacco, but even so, the softness of her brėȧsts mixed with the firm texture of her laboratory coat, giving an unbelievable feeling against his face. However, he knew that he couldn't show enjoyment and needed to show his resistance even though he wanted to stay like this for a long time.

Shishio patted Hiratsuka's arm several times and tried to escape from her arm-lock, moving his head right and left, rubbing his entire face on her ċhėst.

"Do you want to taste my "Gigaton Punch"?" Hiratsuka threatened again. Her meeting with Shishio definitely wasn't good, or rather, even though it was good for her and she even treasured the memory of their meeting, this couldn't be said to someone!

After all, if someone knew that she was being carried by Shishio all the way to Sakurasou and almost being taken advantage of, how could she show her prowess as a teacher.

'Still, is this kid taking advantage of me?' Hiratsuka's face was reddened since she could feel Shishio rubbing her nɨppŀė with his head. However, it seemed that it was just her imagination, and she also stopped his head with her other hand, so he didn't move around while glaring at him with a threatening expression.

"....." Shishio and Yukinoshita.

"Don't say some nonsense again!"

Shishio nodded, and Hiratsuka let go of him.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, if you do that thing again, then I'll..."

"What will you do?" Hiratsuka raised her ċhėst and showed that she didn't feel afraid while wondering whether Shishio was going to block her technique with a defensive technique or a movement technique.

"Then I'll report it to the principle that you have used your hands against your students," Shishio said calmly.

"..." Hiratsuka.

"I was joking." Shishio was happy when he saw Hiratsuka's dumbfounded expression and said, "But I will use my "Pegasus Meteor Fist" to fight you back."

"....." Looking at this smile, Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita could only look at him in a daze before blush covered their faces.

"Cough! Cough!" Hiratsuka couched several times to hide her embarrassment and asked, "Yukinoshita, you asked me how did I know him, right?"

"Yes." Yukinoshita nodded gently.

"As you can see, even though he's a smart student and even a high-achieving one, he has often caused trouble. You can also say that he's a half-delinquent student," Hiratsuka said with a serious expression.

"I can see that." Yukinoshita nodded.

"....." Shishio.

"So I want you to guide him. Can you do that?" Hiratsuka asked.

"I don't mind." Yukinoshita nodded.

"You heard it there. You should join the Service Club now," Hiratsuka said as if everything had been settled and she wouldn't hear "no" for an answer.

"...."

Shishio rubbed his temple, then looked at Chihiro, who wasn't so far away, giving him a thumbs up.

"...."

"Sensei, I don't mind joining, but there's one big problem if I join now," Shishio said.

"Oh? What kind of trouble?" Hiratsuka asked curiously.

"I have a girlfriend," Shishio said.

"....."

Hiratsuka frowned and asked, "What kind of problem is that?!" She was wondering whether Shishio had done this deliberately since she was single. If she wasn't curious about his reason, then she might punch him since she hated someone who showed off that they had a partner in front of her!

Don't underestimate a leftover woman, bastard!

"I mean, if I join that club, I'll have to spend time together with Yukinoshita-senpai alone, right?" Shishio could see that Hiratsuka started to understand his problem and said, "I'm afraid that this might cause a misunderstanding."

"Can you just explain it to her?" Hiratsuka frowned again and said, "If your girlfriend has a problem entering a club just because of this small reason, then isn't it better for you to break up with her?"

Shishio raised his eyebrow, but he was too lazy to fight and said, "Sensei, if the girl is plain and isn't that beautiful, then my girlfriend might be alright for me to join. But as you can see that even though Yukinoshita-senpai's personality is a bit disappointing, she's beautiful, and her grade is also on the high side. It can be said every girl will be worried about their boyfriends if they stay with such a girl."

"Leave aside my personality, but I'm a perfect girl with both intelligence and beauty, so it is normal for his girlfriend to let him be alone with me." Yukinoshita nodded in agreement.

"....." Shishio and Hiratsuka.

"By the way, it is my first time hearing your impression about me, Oga-kun. It seems that you need to join now so I can educate you well, O - Ga - Kun," Yukinoshita said with a sweet smile.

"...." Shishio.

Hiratsuka thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you ask your girlfriend to join too?"

"Why should I invite her to join?" Shishio asked with a strange expression.

"..." Hiratsuka.

"I don't want to force her to join me on a whim. After all, she also has her own life, and I don't want to tie her with me all the time," Shishi said freely. Even though he had girlfriends, it didn't mean that he was going to force them to do something that they didn't want to do, and if they had a dream, then he would support them without hesitation since he had the power to do so. Still, if they became together from now on, then they had to put their family first, as for the rest, he was the one who took care of it.

Looking at Shishio, Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita had to admit that they were quite jealous of Shishio's girlfriend.

"As you can see, if you leave him alone, he might become a scumbag that seduces every girl in this school, so I want you to do something about him," Hiratsuka said.

"I can see that." Yukinoshita nodded.

"....." Shishio.

"Still, be careful, don't fall for him," Hiratsuka said, trying to warn Yukinoshita.

"You don't need to worry, Sensei. Even if someone between us is falling in love, then it will be him who is falling for me, not on the other way around," Yukinoshita said since she was confident in her charm.

"..." Shishio and Hiratsuka.

"As you can see, Oga-kun. She's such a girl," Hiratsuka said with a sigh.

Shishio patted Hiratsuka's shoulder and said, "I can feel you, Sensei."

"..." Yukinoshita.

"By the way, what time is the schedule for the Service Club?" Shishio asked.

"Now that you mention it, you have joined the literature club, right?" Hiratsuka asked.

'How did you know?' Shishio wanted to ask, but in the end, he held it and nodded.

"No need to worry. The time for the Service Club to be held isn't going to clash with the literature club," Hiratsuka said as she patted Shishio's shoulder.

"What day?"

"It's on Friday," Yukinoshita said.

"Friday only?"

"No, it's two times a week, Wednesday and Friday. Do you want to come today?" Yukinoshita asked. She thought of him visiting on Friday since she felt that it might be too sudden by telling him to come today.

"I'll try to visit it on Friday later."

"Welcome."

Looking at how close Shishio and Yukinoshita were, Hiratsuka felt a bit bitter, then said, "Well, I have an idea who can become another member in the club."

"Wait, I haven't said that I'll join, though," Shishio quickly said.

"..." Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita stared at Shishio in silence without saying anything.

'So it's been settled?'

Shishio sighed as he looked at Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita. If this wasn't at school, then he might push them to bed right now.

---

After school, Shishio, Shiina, and Roberta walked out of Sakurasou and went to Wagnaria since today was the day that he had his first match on the Underground Arena.

Wearing a black hoodie over his white t-shirt, denim pants, pair of sneakers, and a black cap, Shishio didn't forget to bring his pomade since it was one of the most important things he needed to use during his match.

"Shishio..."

Shishio held Shiina's hand gently and said, "You don't need to worry, alright?"

"Um." Shiina nodded.

"Let's go, Roberta," Shishio said.

"Yes, Shishio-sama." Roberta nodded, staring at Shishio and Shiina, who were holding hands from the back mirror before she started the car and went to Wagnaria to pick up the rest of the girls.

Still, Roberta wanted to hold Shishio's hand at that moment.