I’m Not a Badass

  Chapter 1 What happened to this world!

   "Something is wrong with this world..."

  Bai Mufan sat in the classroom, looking around calmly, with cold sweat constantly breaking out on his forehead.

   Not far away, the girls gathered in twos and threes, talking loudly about sports.

  But obviously before today, they were not interested in such things at all. Only skin care products, beautiful clothes and skirts, etc., were the things they were most keen to talk about.

   What the **** is going on here?

He really wanted to say it out, but seeing that neither the girls who did these ladylike behaviors nor the other people around them seemed to think that this scene was abnormal, but took it for granted, so he could only say it bluntly He choked back his full stomach of doubts.

   Then, Bai Mufan turned his attention to the boys.

  If the abnormal behavior of the girls makes him feel consternated and blush, then the behavior of the boys makes his skin crawl...

  For example, Liu Haoyu, who is sitting in his back seat, is a loyal fan of a certain powerful NBA team. He usually likes to discuss a core center player of this team, and he is also a basketball lover himself.

Bai Mufan remembered that when school was over yesterday afternoon, Liu Haoyu was excitedly talking about the live broadcast of a game tonight with another basketball fan in the class. He yelled and pulled him to talk about how exciting the game last night was, how the center forward he liked played a vital role in it, and so on.

   As a result, from Bai Mufan's entry into the classroom this morning until now, Liu Haoyu has never mentioned anything about the ball game!

  This is too abnormal!

   You must know that basketball is something that Liu Haoyu often talks about. He always talks a few words when he meets people. It seems that if he doesn’t do this, he won’t be able to show how much he loves and understands basketball.

  Bai Mufan thought for a while, turned around and tapped Liu Haoyu's desk lightly, pretending to be very casual and asking, "How was the game last night?"

In normal times, he would never take the initiative to talk about basketball with this guy, because often as long as someone else opens his mouth, the guy's mouth will not be able to stop completely, and he will not stop until the class bell rings. .

  However, Liu Haoyu looked up at him strangely when he heard the words, and asked in puzzlement, "Competition, what competition?"

  Bai Mufan kindly reminded: "Basketball game, don't tell me you didn't watch it after you got back last night."

  "Basketball game? What are you talking about, Afan, I never watch that kind of thing, only girls like to watch those games."

Liu Haoyu pursed his lips, and said in a soft voice: "By the way, I watched the recently popular movie 'My Wife Is the CEO' last night. The hero found that the heroine was also involved with another man, and the first The three are her former junior high school classmates, or her first love! Hey, so, women are just unreliable... Afan, why are you looking at me like this? Is there something unclean on my face?"

Nervously, he took out a small mirror from his schoolbag, carefully took a picture of his face, and exclaimed: "There is really a small pimple! My God, I put on a mask before going to bed last night, and it came out this morning." There is also skin care cream applied in front of the door. You are so careful, why do you still have acne!"

He put down the mirror, looked at Bai Mufan with some envy, and felt sorry for himself: "Hey, I really envy you, Afan, who never gets acne, and your skin is so good, so tender that it seems that you can squeeze water out, maybe this is a natural phenomenon. Beauty."

   "Heaven...naturally beautiful..."

  Bai Mufan turned around with the expression of seeing a ghost, and sat there in a daze doubting life.

  Is this still the Liu Haoyu he knew?

  This steel straight guy who only has basketball in his mind, actually watches that kind of urban emotional drama that is known to be **** when he hears the name, and he puts on a mask before going to bed at night, and uses skin care cream when he goes out in the morning!

Oh my god!

  Bai Mufan folded his arms, goose bumps all over his body!

   It’s not that boys can’t do these things. Bai Mufan doesn’t have any prejudice against boys who put on masks and watch urban emotional dramas. Everyone has their own way of life, but Liu Haoyu belongs to the kind of straight guy who absolutely can’t touch these things!

   "Calm down...I want to calm down..."

  Bai Mufan took a few deep breaths, then glanced at the other boys in the class.

  In fact, Liu Haoyu is not the only one who is abnormal, other boys are also discussing topics that they don't get along with in peacetime.

  Especially the few boys sitting across from him in the aisle, laughing and discussing which skin care product is better!

  Though those boys, Bai Mufan, were not very familiar with each other, they had been in the same class for at least three years, and their relationship was not bad.

He knew that these guys usually like to go to Internet cafes to play games together whenever they are free, and they usually chat about games or e-sports competitions, but at this moment they are discussing which shopping mall they want to go to together on the weekend shopping for clothes...

  Bai Mufan supported his forehead and suddenly felt a little dizzy.

  He wanted to stand up and shout out: "What the **** is going on in this world!"

  In fact, Bai Mufan had already vaguely felt these subtle transitions between men and women from the passers-by on the way to school, but it was not as intense and clear as sitting in the classroom now.

  Yes, it's like... It seems that the concept of chastity, preferences, worldview, etc. between men and women are reversed!

  Why is this happening? Obviously yesterday was fine!

  Bai Mufan suddenly remembered something, quickly closed his eyes, and said silently in his heart: "System, is this a good thing you did?"

  A mechanical cold voice replied: "Yes."

   This voice only appeared in Bai Mufan's mind, and no one else could hear it.

   "You actually did it!"

  Bai Mufan couldn't help being a little shocked by this terrifying power to change the entire world, and murmured: "Although you told me yesterday that you might have a small impact on the world, this impact is not small at all..."

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  PS: If the content is found to be incoherent, it is because some chapters of this book are blocked.

  (end of this chapter)