I'm Not a Detective

Today is Saturday, a small weekend in Japanese universities. There are only half-day classes on Saturday. As soon as school is over at noon, Qingmi Ruri doesn’t even wait for that bastard Takeshi Takeshi. Mom can get the 30th place in the exam without going to a cram school.

She was very anxious, because if her mother had already signed up for her, it would be all over. As soon as she entered the house, she started looking for someone, and finally found her in the backyard kitchen. She immediately called out cautiously: "Mom, are you preparing lunch?" "

Qing Jianxiangzi looked back at her and said calmly: "No, I am making elixirs."

She almost got mad at her last night. She was educating her eldest daughter, but her eldest daughter kept mumbling and insisting on competing with her. In the end, the two of them talked about her getting married at the age of seventeen. It wasn't because she had already reached the quasi-supreme level of the eighth level in the "Heart Sutra of Raising Daughters", and she had to chase this idiot daughter all the way to the moon last night.

And Qing Jian Liuli watched the range hood sucking away wisps of smoke and turning it so fast that she almost believed it, but she immediately realized that her mother had not calmed down, refused to talk properly, and was having a tantrum.

She didn't dare to have any objections. She just felt that life was too difficult. Her mother was angry, and Takeshi Nanabahara kept trying to trick her all day long. The world was so boring. After holding it in for a long time, she could only say cowardly: "Mom, don't be angry. I was wrong yesterday."

"No, I was wrong. I, a housewife who married young and didn't graduate from college, am not qualified to discipline you." Qingmi Xiangzi still had a calm expression, and with a shake of her hand, she picked a piece of fried hamburger meat into the trash can, "I I only deserve to live in a small place like Xiongshou Mountain, and I’m really sorry that I couldn’t give you good genes. From now on, just do whatever you want, don’t say I didn’t try my best.”

Qingjian Liuli said aggrievedly: "It was you who first complained about why you gave birth to such a big idiot like me, and then I said that you were not born in the right place. I want to grow up in Xiongshou Mountain and protect the forest and hunt all the time. You will definitely praise me for being excellent." , I didn’t mean to compare with you.”

"In the school in the small town next to Xiongshou Mountain, there are only 29 people even up to the principal. I just want to learn and have that atmosphere... Forget it, I don't want to quarrel with you. Do whatever you like. I can't teach you. I'll let you go to the cram school later. Teacher, teach you well."

Seeing that Liuli was honest, Qing Qing whispered: "Don't be angry, I shouldn't talk to you like that, but... can you not go to the cram school? I really don't want to go to that kind of place, I... I'm not good at studying , it must be very difficult to go there. I still want to develop my hobbies and become a useful person in the future. Not everyone has to be a scientist or an astronaut. There must always be someone who becomes a policeman or a detective. Yes, anyway, I don’t steal or rob, just being a kind person is enough, right?”

She looked very pitiful, stammered, and apologized honestly. Qingmi Xiangzi couldn't help but feel soft, and there is really no such thing as talent. She also worked hard when she was in elementary school, but she just couldn't pass the exam. Later, when I entered junior high school, my hips became even more stretched. I couldn't keep up once and again, and now my grades are lousy. What should I say?

Is it all her fault?

Qingmi Xiangzi sighed, turned off the fire, turned around, took her eldest daughter's hand, and said earnestly: "Mom has never objected to you doing what you like, just like when I stopped your grandfather from tying your father to a pile of firewood. , he also gave up in the end. In your life, of course you can choose the way you like, as long as you don't regret it.

But as your mother, I at least want to help you protect your future. I hope you go to college, even if you spend some money to go with the lowest grades, so... I can't tutor you, so I can only let you go. It’s cram school. In one year, as long as your grades are in the middle or lower reaches, you don't have to go. "

Qingjian Liuli lowered his head and whispered: "I know that I haven't worked hard during this period, and I will correct it. I have already found Qiyuan's... I found Qiyuan's classmate, and he also agreed to help me with tutoring. Can that be done? Let’s see, if I don’t reach my goal, can you send me to a cram school again?”

"Would you like Nanahara-kun to help you with tutoring?" Qingmi Xiangzi just hoped that her daughter's grades wouldn't be too bad, and at least she could be justified when she went through the back door. She didn't have to lock her up after school, and she was a little moved for a moment.

Qingjian Liuli said anxiously: "He studies well and is very smart. Having him teach me is like going to a cram school! No, it's better than going to a cram school. I will definitely get the 30th place in the exam next month!" "

"It's not impossible, can it really be guaranteed?" Qingmi Xiangzi was even more excited. It can improve her grades and save her daughter from being unhappy. Of course it is better. Otherwise, her daughter will go to the cram school full of resentment and her grades will be worse. It's really screwed up.

Qing Jian Liuli immediately said excitedly: "I can guarantee it!"

"Okay, then I'll let you try for a month. If it doesn't work, you have to go to a cram school." Qingmi Xiangzi's academic performance was poor back then, but she didn't have the persistence of ordinary parents who have to impose their ideals on their children. She did everything herself. I don’t require my daughter to do things that are not possible. She believes that everyone should have their own life, and forcing children to do something may not necessarily lead to good results. So she reluctantly took a step back and agreed.

But she pondered for a moment and said uneasily: "Would this cause too much trouble to Mr. Qi Yuan? Will he give you good tutoring?"

"Yes, he doesn't...well, I will also help him with some housework, and I will not take advantage of him. He is happy to help me." Speaking of this matter, Qingjian Liuli was itching with hatred, and Qing Jianwu That bastard had no intention of taking care of her. It was a waste of trouble. In the end, she had to rely on herself.

Qingmi Xiangzi said thoughtfully: "Your relationship is getting better and better."

"Not bad, he... is a nice person and very helpful." Qing Jian Liuli said bitterly. In order not to go to jail, even if she wanted to kick him to death, she could only hold her nose and praise him. .

There is no way, life is really difficult. Sometimes you have to say things that go against your will, and do things that go against your will. Maybe this is growth!

Qingmi Xiangzi became more and more satisfied with Nanabaru Takeshi, and said happily: "It would be great if this is the case. No wonder I thought he was very good and outstanding when we met him, and he was kind to me no matter how I looked at him. Now that I think about it, I really didn't make a mistake."

That bitch doesn't do anything all day long. He only cheats and cheats. He's so good! But Qingjian Liuli didn't dare to say that, so she could only agree against her will: "Yes, Mom, you are really good at judging people."

Qingmi Xiangzi nodded and pulled her daughter upstairs. As she walked, she said happily: "Originally, I wanted to ground you in the future, but since you are willing to work hard and Qiyuan is willing to help you, let's forget it for now. Come, look. Let’s see what good things mom has prepared for you.”

Ah, so you wanted to ground me before? It was really dangerous. School, home and cram school were almost in line!

She was frightened and followed her to her mother's bedroom. Qingmi Xiangzi opened the closet and took out a set of small pattern Wufu - a kind of Wufu used for shopping, shopping, and attending semi-formal occasions. At first glance, it looked a bit... Like a yukata, but with a thin lining, foot pockets and a simple taiko knot, it is more suitable for daily wear in spring and autumn.

This kind of small pattern Wufu is named after the fabrics are mostly printed and dyed with floral prints. The piece Qingmi Xiangzi took out has a blue base and is printed with countless light yellow peony buds ready to bloom, which means "must be happy" Oh", it looks very beautiful when unfolded.

Qingjian Liuli liked it as soon as she saw it, and said in surprise: "Mom, is this custom-made for me?"

"Yes, you are getting older, and you may have to attend formal occasions in the future. Mom has long wanted to make you some small-patterned Wufu to wear, so that you can get used to it in advance. Plus, the town and district are also planning to hold a big event this year." The Hanamihi Festival is just the right time to make you beautiful, so I ordered it for you last month. Let’s try it now.” Qingmi Xiangzi actually got the Wufu a long time ago. She originally wanted to give her daughter a surprise, but yesterday If something happened, I was ready to drive her to the moon, so the surprise would naturally be gone. But now my daughter is ready to repent, which just happens to avoid waste.

Qing Jian Ruri was very happy. After all, what girl doesn’t like beautiful clothes?

Sure enough, there are great benefits to studying hard!

She immediately began to try them on with the help of her mother, and was learning while wearing them, when her mother casually said: "Hanami Festival is rare once a year, and the town is hosting a big event this year. I'll call Nanabahara tomorrow." Come and have fun together, and thank him!"

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned, her face turned red, and she whispered: "Am I going with him? I'm going to attend the festival with him... It shouldn't be too bad, right?"

Qingmi Xiangzi squatted down and tightened her belt, frowning and said: "What's wrong with this?"

Qingjian Liuli's voice became even softer and she muttered: "He and I are just ordinary friends. If we go to a festival together, hang out together, and dress so beautifully, then... wouldn't it be like a date? "

Qingmi Xiangzi looked up at her and reminded: "You still have a sister."

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned, and subconsciously asked: "Do I have a sister?"

"Sister!" Qingmi Xiangzi was really speechless and asked strangely, "What have you been thinking about all day? Meiyu and your mother have lived together for more than eight years, and they were not born yesterday."

"Ah, let me take the two of them to the festival together?" Qingmi Ruri was not too happy. It's good to go out looking pretty, but it might not be a good job to have a bastard and an unlucky kid by your side. .

"Then you want to go alone with Qi Yuan?"

"That's not good..."

"Going with your sister?"

"I don't want to take her out to play."

"Then it's up to you, you can go with whoever you want." Qingmi Xiangzi tightened her belt again, but it still didn't achieve the desired effect. Her wrinkles were a little tight, and she frowned and became more and more confused, "Strange, I didn't get married until the end of February. I measured your body, and you didn’t change much when school started. You should be long enough, so why are you missing two fingers?”

As she spoke, she turned to the front of Qingjian Liuli, stared at her belly for a while, stretched out her hand and squeezed and pulled hard, and her brows suddenly frowned even more.

Qing Jian Liuli immediately pushed her hand away and said unhappily: "What are you doing, Mom, it hurts."

Qingmi Xiangzi had already discovered the truth. He stared at her belly and said thoughtfully: "You hang out with Qi Yuan all day long. You are lying if you say that I haven't worried about your belly suddenly getting bigger one day, but I will definitely I never thought he would make you pregnant like this..."

Qingjian Liuli couldn't stand it anymore, and her mother started to talk crazy things again. She immediately shouted in embarrassment: "Mom, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm not a girl who doesn't know how to love herself. How could...you are talking nonsense?" What...what a big thing, can you be more serious at ordinary times, I would be very happy!"

Qing Jianxiangzi didn't care whether her daughter was happy or not, she said directly: "Didn't you notice? You have gained weight, a lot!"

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned, and hesitantly wanted to reach out and pinch her belly, but she didn't dare, and instinctively retorted: "No way, you lied to me, I'm not fat!"

Facts speak louder than words. Qingmi Xiangzi turned around, took out an electronic scale, put it on the ground, and ordered: "You stand up."

Qingjian Liuli looked at the electronic scale, then at her mother, and hesitated: "I haven't gone to the bathroom or showered yet..."

"Stop talking nonsense and come up quickly."

Qingjian Liuli swallowed her saliva, took two deep breaths and then spit it out quickly. Her face turned red from holding it in, and she stood up on tiptoes, wishing she could lift her hair again. Qingjian Xiangzi took a closer look and couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but be surprised: "You have gained four and a half pounds in half a month. How did you do that?"

Qingjian Liuli quickly lowered his head and glanced at the numbers, but after just one glance, his vision went dark, and the world was spinning. He staggered two steps before falling to his knees, putting his hands on the ground in the "orz" defeated dog form, and felt that it was still... It would be better to just die.

Bastard, if I had known that hanging out with that kid would be bad, why did I gain so much weight in half a month? I regret it!