I’m Not a Scumbag

Luo Qingyu felt a tightness in her chest and almost punched Lin.

The old lady is not joking!

Do you care if I laugh fake or not?

If the old lady hadn't put too much thought into you, and if she hadn't mistakenly thought that she had grasped your weakness, how could she have taken it lightly, and at the last moment, you would have taken it in the opposite direction?

The old lady is really stupid, really...

Luo Qingyu took a deep breath, closed her eyes and began to hypnotize herself.

Xiaoluo, think about it, what do you earn money for?

If you don't pretend to be a woman, what's the difference between you and those green tea **** who only pretend to be pure?

Now that the money is available, the tools are available, and the perfect transformation has been done, everything is ready, just pretend to be forceful!

Xiaoluo, you can, you can give me a smile!

Luo Qingyu just closed her eyes for a while and successfully adjusted her mentality. She smiled brightly at Lin Fang and asked affectionately, "Lin Fang, do you think I'm gaga... Do you think I can laugh?"

what's the situation?

Lin Fang was shocked.

He could see clearly just now, and the murderous aura in Luo Qingyu's eyes was about to overflow, so he almost didn't make a move.

How did it only take a moment for this woman to smile so affectionately and so brilliantly?

Are you acting so well?

Oscar is like a golden statue of you!

Lin Fang felt a little guilty and felt that he couldn't force it any more. If it was self-defeating, it would not be beautiful. He reluctantly said: "Okay, it's okay for you to laugh. After you have agreed on two sets of magic dragons, you are not allowed to deny it. ."

Heart hurts……

Forget it, forget it, money is a bastard, we'll earn it after we spend it!

It really doesn't work. Anyway, this kid belongs to the God of Wealth, so he tricked him into taking a walk around Macau, right?

Luo Qingyu was heartbroken for a while, her eyes rolled, she successfully convinced herself, she patted her chest and assured: "I'll talk to Luo Qingyu, two sets are two sets, Lin Fang, we can do it now. head?"

What kind of shots are you taking? You are the only one who is in the sky for 32 C, and there are no ups and downs at all!

Changed to the little girl with double ponytails from before, it's almost the same.

Lin Fang's eyes swept away from Luo Qingyu's body, and nodded with some disgust, "Okay, let's do it."

Luo Qingyu looked down at herself, feeling very unhappy.

Before she knew Lin Fang, she was quite satisfied with her figure. She had to have breasts, buttocks and buttocks, and a pair of long legs, which could easily kill people.

Vertical and horizontal two-dimensional, leaving countless licking dogs.

Since getting to know Lin Fang, Luo Qingyu has had cognitive doubts about her figure several times.

"Humph! Superficial!"

Seeing Lin Fang leave first, Luo Qing whispered, catching up with Lin Fang's footsteps.

Lin Fang originally thought that a haircut was simply a haircut, a great one-stop wash, cut and blow-dry, and a decent hairstyle.

Who knows, Luo Qingyu took him to a large hair salon, not to mention, he also specified that he had found a barber he knew well, and then asked the barber to give him a texture perm.

Lin Fang only knew "scumbag tin foil ironing", but he had never heard of texture ironing at all.

The hairdresser is also more discerning. Seeing Lin Fang's doubts, he directly gave him a popular science: "Mr. may have less perm, so I don't know much about this aspect. Now boys perm their heads, and they do more ionic perm. Perm and texture perm, ion perm is relatively simple, that is, to straighten the hair, which we do the most.

Fireworks perming was popular ten years ago, and it turned out to be an explosive head. You may not understand it when I say this. If I say 'non-mainstream', you probably have an intuitive understanding. Then there is the tin foil hot, which looks like instant noodles. It was still popular last year, and basically no one has hot it this year.

Now, this textured perm that you do is more popular. The permed hair has a big C-curly, fluffy, Korean style. It looks very handsome, and it is also very suitable for you! "

"Oh……"

Useless knowledge has increased again...

The barber is quite able to say something, but whenever he sees something that Lin Fang is curious about, he will say something more or less.

It took a long time to perm the head, and it was said that it was easy to get bored. After listening to him ramble about something, Lin Fang felt that it would not take long before he could leave.

Now, he just needs to stand in front of the mirror and take a last look. If he is not satisfied, he can make some adjustments.

It is impossible to make a big change. Basically, it is to remake the hairstyle. Now it can only be fine-tuned.

Fortunately, the hairdresser Luo Qingyu chose was very reliable. He helped Lin Fang to make the texture hot, and Lin Fang felt very satisfied.

It can even be said that this hairstyle is the highlight of the evening.

Lin Fang never knew that it turns out that boys with permed heads can really improve their appearance!

"Let's go!"

After Luo Qingyu finished the account, she pulled Lin Fang and hurried out, not wanting to stay in this place any longer.

This large hair salon is good, but there are too many people, and there are many beautiful girls. Some girls are beautiful, so it's fine.

If she stayed any longer, Luo Qingyu was very worried about her thoughts for most of the day, and she made wedding dresses for others.

Fortunately, she was well prepared and helped Lin Fang get an ear piercing in her right ear in advance. At most, these women with swaying hearts just looked at them, passed their eyes, and sighed.

It's not too much for him to want to "break up" Lin Fang.

Leaving the salon, Lin Fang was about to put on his helmet to get into the car, but was hurriedly stopped by Luo Qingyu.

She was very satisfied with Lin Fang's discovery, how could she allow Lin Fang to destroy it?

Luo Qingyu gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said, "You just had your head done, how can you wear a helmet?"

"What if I don't wear a helmet and have an accident?"

"Humph! Are you so worried about my driving skills?"

"Yes!"

Oh, you actually admit it so shamelessly!

Luo Qing was speechless and had to explain: "I just put my locomotive here. I have given the keys to the boss. He will find someone to help me ride back. Let's take a taxi to the bar, okay?"

"no problem."

Not only is it possible, it is simply too good.

Lin Fang was also reluctant to destroy his hairstyle, and to have this solution is the best of both worlds.

"Wait a minute, your earrings, I'll help you adjust them!"

The preparations have been completed, and Luo Qingyu is no longer worried that Lin Fang will pick her up or be snatched away by accident. At this moment, she is finally relieved and helps Lin Fang to replace the ear stud from the right ear to the left ear.

Lin Fang didn't know what was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "Why switch to the left? I think it's good to wear it on the right."

Luo Qingyu didn't dare to explain, she laughed dryly and said, "The left side looks better, didn't you notice that the left side of your face looks more handsome?"

"Have it?"

"Of course, it's done now, you're really handsome!"

"Okay, you know the goods."

Lin Fang was very happy to be praised, so he accepted Luo Qingyu's statement.

Luo Qingyu secretly broke into a cold sweat for a long time, for fear that Lin Fang would ask these details again, she hurriedly stopped a taxi and hurriedly walked away.

……

As a human being, all Lin Fang's experience of going to bars has been experienced in the past month or so.

Lin Fang still remembers that in his last life, he was curious about what the bar looked like, and wanted to go see and see with He Naibin, but after being ridiculed by this guy once, he never raised the courage again.

Even if He Naibin took the initiative to invite him later, he avoided it.

But I didn't expect that after the world line crosses, going to bars to hang out has become the norm.

The bar that Luo Qingyu brought Lin Fang was near the Fourth Sichuan University, and it was called "Muse". Although it wasn't the legendary membership system, in Lin Fang's opinion, it was already high-end enough. The one Lin Fang went to was even more high-end.

Lin Fang and Luo Qingyu came at just the right time. The bar was already half full and still serving people, but it wasn't crowded.

As soon as you enter the door, the rich aroma of wine is mixed with the perfume and tobacco smells of various fragrances, forming an indescribable smell, which is unpleasant for some people, but it makes people feel uncomfortable. They were shaken.

Because, this is the taste of the night scene, the taste of carnival!

In the booths and booths near the door, there are many beauties standing or sitting, all of them young, no more than 28 years old at most. They are either students or beauties in the workplace, and they all drink free drinks.

These people are fun-loving girls who are specially contacted by the bar. They are mutually beneficial. The bar relies on them to attract popularity. They drink the free drinks provided by the bar.

They have a special name: the atmosphere group.

When Lin Fang and Luo Qingyu entered the door, the dancers twisting from the stage to the booth and even on the dance floor couldn't help but light up the moment they saw Lin Fang.

Before she made her head, Luo Qingyu had already dressed Lin Fang almost perfectly. After the textured perm was done, in Luo Qingyu's view, Lin Fang was already the king of bombs in her own hands.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, this Wang Zhai started to show his power.

With Luo Qingyu holding Lin Fang in his arms, he walked from the stand, from the booth, and the atmosphere team immediately exploded.

"Do any of you know that handsome guy? He's my favorite, can you introduce me?"

"He's still my food! Save it, sister! I also want someone to introduce it to me. I guess it's not a show. Seeing that the woman next to him doesn't have such a small chest, and she wears such revealing clothes, it's not a fuel-efficient lamp! "

"Hey... I know that woman. Her name is Luo Qingyu. She's a two-dimensional person, and she's quite famous in the COS circle. I remember she came here before and made a joke once?"

"What joke? What joke? Hurry up and say it!"

"I heard that there was a party in their circle, and after the party, they came to the muse to play. One of their little sisters fell in love with a man. When they went up to talk to him, they were scolded, and others thought she was short. Qingyu stood up and helped to speak, but they were scolded together. The man laughed at them for not being able to find a boyfriend, and it was very unpleasant in the end. "

"Tsk tsk, that is to say, this girl is here to make a mess?"

"It doesn't count. It should be said to be for revenge. Anyway, watch it, there is a good show to watch!"

"Hey, tell me, where did she find that handsome guy? Could it be that she paid for it?"

"Oh! I really hope she paid for it. I don't have anything else, just a lot of money! Why don't you... try it later?"

"Sister Lian, it's not good... If you talk about money directly, it will collapse..."

"Do you think I'm you? Won't I invite him to drink first? If you drop a few bottles of Ace of Spades, he will know!"

"Sister Lian, Gaoming!"

Almost Lin Fang and Luo Qingyu walked all the way, and the discussions around them didn't stop.

Lin Fang never thought that he would have such a cool day.

Some time ago, when the "Lobster Banquet" video became popular, Lin Fang also attracted some attention, but the Internet celebrities and real stars are still different. Fame comes and goes faster. There are also geographical limitations and small circle limitations. .

For those who have watched the video of "Lobster Banquet", even if there are several million, but the country is so big, and the cities and suburbs and rural areas are spread out like this, and even if it is spread out, there will be not many Jincheng.

It is not easy to make waves in the law firm.

It was a novel experience for Lin Fang to be as windy as today.

It wasn't that no girls liked him before. After crossing the road, Lin Fang felt that he was just a little handsome, and there were a little more girls who liked him, that's all.

Until now, Lin Fang didn't know that it turned out that after men are really handsome, they are welcome among women.

It was also at this moment that Lin Fang realized the mood of Wei Jie (jie), who was seen alive by two beautiful men from Jin Jin, known as jade men.

Every time Lin Fang took a step, he could hear cheers, whistles, and flirting sounds from women.

Things such as "You are so handsome, little handsome guy" and "Let's get to know you handsome guy" are really common, and they were blocked by Lin Xia's consciousness early on.

Most of what he can remember are some words of tigers and wolves.

"Handsome guy, take me home and have breakfast together, okay?"

"Little handsome guy, I think you are a little malnourished and need more milk. I happen to have it!"

"Handsome guy, the woman next to you is not suitable for you. I think I'm your real girlfriend, because I'm hot!"

Being with Lin Fang, Luo Qingyu enjoyed it very much at first, this is the effect she wanted, she just wanted to let some people in the Muse bar know~www.readwn.com~ She Luo Qingyu should not be humiliated !

She just wanted to let some people know that Luo Qingyu didn't want to find a boyfriend, but didn't want to.

Everything was as good as planned. After Luo Qingyu's wonderful hand, Lin Fang at this moment easily killed all the men in the bar. Without a doubt, he was the best in the game and the prettiest kid in the bar!

But some accidents also happened. The women in the bar didn't drink well, dance well, and sway to the music well. The bosses stared at Lin Fang, all of them staring at Lin Fang. .

Luo Qingyu was really worried, Lin Fang was really persuaded by these women.

Not to mention, how many of these women who like to relax in bars are good at?

The words of tigers and wolves spit out from their mouths are not just words at all, but if Luo Qingyu relaxes a little and gives them a little chance, they will really dare to let Lin Fang do it!

Slowly, Luo Qingyu began to feel the pressure.

She turned her head to look at Lin Fang, who was unconscious, and regretted that she had dressed Lin Fang so perfectly. She hurriedly came to the muse without thinking about enjoying it first.

What if someone gets robbed...

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