I’m Not a Scumbag

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When the shop assistant saw the appearance of the person who came, he immediately bent down and slapped him with a smile.

"Hey, my lord Sobele, why did you alarm me? If the shopkeeper knew about it, wouldn't he scold me to death?"

"Go away!" Sifang-faced Sobele glared at the second shop assistant, then looked at Lin Fang with a sullen smile, "Boy, give you a chance to live, say something nice to cheer you up, maybe I'll be kind-hearted for a while, I don't have to forgive you if you don't die."

The shop assistant gave Lin Fang a wink and asked him to follow Sobele a little.

"Can you represent the Huaiyang Kitchen Gang?"

"Nonsense!" Sobeile looked proud, "Don't look at the master as a Baylor, the master is still a chef, a super peak, as long as the master masters a Lin-level special dish, he will immediately become a Lin-level chef! No... I and I Can you tell? Who made you jump out of the crotch without being clamped?"

"You died early in the morning. Whose Baylor are you? Are you the kind of Baylor that is about to be strangled to death?" Lin Fang raised his eyebrows, "If you stink again, I'll punch you to death!"

"Kill me with one punch?" Sobel threw his folding fan and laughed as he fanned, "Hey, so crazy, so crazy! I haven't seen such a crazy person in front of me in years. Come on, hit me, Hit me, kill me with one punch! Drive you crazy, I have to teach you a lesson!"

boom!

Click! Click!

Lin Fang punched out, his fist slid over Sobele's face, and slammed into the stone lion on the right side of the steps, making a loud noise, watching the stone lion split open.

The aroused fist wind blew Sobele's drooping sideburns, and also startled him into a cold sweat.

"Big... the thighs are amazing!" Xiao Hei, who chased after the door of the Wanli Restaurant, just saw this scene and was very excited.

"You bastard!" Da Mao, who was chasing after him, punched him on the forehead, his face full of horror, "It's terrifying! It's made of stone, if it hits us..."

Thinking of how daring he is, and taking Xiao Hei to grab such a **** in the middle of the night, the big hairy heart will jump out of his throat.

"Come on, come back with me!"

"I'm not going back, I'm going to hug my thighs!"

"Do you want to die?"

"As long as I can hold my thigh, I'm willing to die!"

The dispute between Xiao Hei and Da Mao did not affect the few people on the steps at all.

"Aiya... what if I accidentally hit you?" Lin Fang scratched his cheek and looked at Sobele with a smile, "I'll punch you again, you are so sincere begging me to kill you, I can't let you. Disappointing. Honestly, I've never heard such a cheap request."

"Wait!" Big drops of sweat dripped from Sobel's temples, and he fought back his fear, "Don't you want to cook? I cook with you! I can bet my everything...except my life!"

"Haha..." Lin Fang raised his eyebrows again, "Didn't you just say I was crazy? Didn't you want to teach me a lesson?"

"It's crazy for someone who doesn't have the ability to say something like this to you." Sobel said nonsense, but he didn't change his face. "A person with skills like you is not crazy, it's called telling the truth and stating the truth."

Lin Fang didn't intend to really kill Sobele, but the other party was so sensible, he simply said: "Then tell me, can you represent the Huaiyang Kitchen Gang?"

"Of course!" Sobel patted his chest and assured, "I am a super-peak, a high-level chef close to Chef Lin. I can't represent the Huaiyang kitchen gang, who can represent the kitchen gang?"

"That's fine. Let's take a gamble." Lin Fang nodded, "I won, and all your indiscriminate tactics against Zhihualou will be put away for me. I lose, let you deal with it."

"No problem, I promise!"

"Master Baylor, you can't agree! Let Elder Suo know..."

"Why can't I agree? How can he know if you don't say it? Am I Baylor or you are Baylor? Go away!"

"Lord Belle..."

Snapped!

Sobele slapped the shop's second, raised his chin, "I'll be the master today, and I'll accept it! Tomorrow noon, let's cook! I've set the time, or...you decide the place?"

"No..." Lin Fang was about to refuse, but after a second thought, he changed his mind, "Okay, the location will be Xixie Street, Lin Kee Douhua Rice. What's the matter, do you want to say it in advance? I'm ready to prepare the materials."

"No need!" Sobel shook his head, "We are not cooking in private, I will report it to the 'Cooking Association', and they will help solve the material according to the problem."

That couldn't be better!

Lin Fang considered that a cooking match could bring a lot of fame, so he was cruel and planned to prepare some materials.

Unexpectedly, the materials are actually provided by the "Cooking Association".

Simply kill two birds with one stone!

After getting a satisfactory answer, Lin Fang walked back happily. He just walked into an alley when he heard footsteps behind him.

He turned sharply and punched out.

Pfft!

Pfft!

The two men, Xiao Hei and Da Mao, who followed up secretly, trembled in their hearts, and fell to the ground in unison, "Uncle, spare your life, we are here to defect to you!"

"Follow me?" Lin Fang refused, "I don't want it! Where did you two come from, where are you going, hurry up!"

"Master, just accept us!" Xiao Hei didn't give up, "If you don't accept us, we will kneel here and won't get up!"

"Are you sure?" Lin Fang raised his eyebrows, "Do you count?"

"I'm sure, I must be very sure!" Xiao Hei lowered his head and clenched his fists with a resolute expression.

"Come on grandma's ass!" Big Mao slapped Xiao Hei on the back of the head, "Get up and chase, everyone is gone, you're still biting a fart!"

"Ah?" Xiao Hei looked up, a look of collapse.

That's not what the storyteller said!

Doesn't it mean that as long as you kneel down and show your sincerity, your thighs will be deeply moved and accept us?

Snapped!

"Follow you!"

"Oh!"

The next morning, Lin Fang woke up early.

He walked into the small courtyard with his upper body naked, and after washing up, he fought a Baji small fight as usual, and felt that his fist strength had improved.

It's nice to feel like you're making progress every day.

"Master?" Qi Ruizhu opened the door of the wing room and was about to yawn when she saw Lin Fang standing in the yard, she couldn't help opening her sleepy eyes wide and said hello, "Aiya..."

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, at this look, Qi Ruizhu's blushing is about to burn.

She had never seen such a strong man before.

Boom!

Qi Ruizhu, like a frightened little rabbit, fled back in embarrassment and closed the door with force.

"Ruizhu..." As soon as Lin Fang raised his hand to greet, Qi Ruizhu flashed back, making him look inexplicable, "What!"

After pouring a pot of well water, Lin Fang simply wiped his body, went back to his room, put on his clothes, and started to prepare breakfast.

Qi Ruizhu looked through the crack of the door and saw that Lin Fang was already ordering beancurd, so she breathed a sigh of relief, pushed open the door and came out, she quietly fetched water, brushed her teeth and washed her face quietly, trying not to disturb Lin Fang, but how is this possible?

"Ruizhu?" Lin Fang stopped his movements, "Why do you wash your face quietly, like a thief?"

Qi Ruizhu blushed and did not speak.

"What about you, dumb?"

"..."

Lin Fang had already recollected it by now, knowing why Qi Ruizhu blushed, he just wanted to tease her again.

The girls of the real earth and the earth era are not so shy.

If a man is racing, a woman can drive faster than a man, and she doesn't even know how to write the word "shy".

There is no joy in molesting a girl, and if you get it wrong, you will be molested in reverse, how can it be so interesting now.

Tuk Tuk Tuk!

Lin Fang was about to say something when someone knocked on the door outside.

"Who is it?" Lin Fang just sat down on the stove and opened the door.

"Excuse me, is that Mr. Lin Fanglin?"

"I am, you are..."

There was an army green truck parked outside the door, which looked more like a combination of a tractor and a tricycle carriage in later generations.

Not much load, very ugly.

Several people stood beside the truck, and one of them, a man in a white shirt and a brown vest, was in charge of talking to Lin Fang.

"Hello, Mr. Lin Fang!" The man in the brown vest explained with a smile, "We are from the 'Cooking Jue Association', you are the designated location for today's Jujue, and we are responsible for helping deliver the ingredients."

"You guys are quite early!" Lin Fang was a little surprised, he stepped aside, "Come in."

"It's not early! It's not early!" The man in the brown vest greeted a few people behind him to move things, and then continued to explain, "Some ingredients need to be processed in advance. If it is later, if they are needed, it will be too late for temporary preparations."

"What's your name?"

"You Dehua."

"Andy Lau?"

"Yu! The meaning of prominence is not Liu!"

"Scare me, I thought it was Liu!"

The manual movements of the "Cooking Association" are very quick.

That is, after a few chats, they have already moved all kinds of ingredients into the small courtyard and arranged them.

"Master!" Qi Ruizhu didn't care about being shy at the moment, and leaned over to Lin Fang nervously, "Who are these people? They don't eat, they just move things into our yard."

"The 'Cooking Association'." Lin Fang added: "They came to deliver the ingredients, not the guests who came to eat."

"That..." You Dehua scratched the back of his head, "We can also be guests! Boss Lin, can we try all of these dishes?"

"Taste?" Boss Qi Ruizhu was unhappy, "What to try! There is no free breakfast in our store!"

"Ruizhu!"

"It's what it is, the owner!" Qi Ruizhu pouted, "It's a business that doesn't make money in the first place, and if you try it again and again, wouldn't it be a loss!"

"It's not that they don't make money." Lin Fang leaned into Qi Ruizhu's ear and explained in a low voice, "That is, rice is better to use, a little more expensive, and beans are very cheap!"

"Give money! We give money!" You Dehua looked embarrassed, "This girl may have misunderstood. When I said taste, I meant to buy and taste, not to eat and drink."

"That's cool! Are you serving everything?" Qi Ruizhu was overjoyed, "I especially recommend the pork belly, preserved eggs, and salted duck eggs in our store. Everything is super delicious!"

"All go! All go!" You Dehua nodded again and again, "Count the number of people, everyone will come with a full set!"

"Okay!" Qi Ruizhu agreed very readily, and everyone gave a family portrait, including beancurd rice, pork with plum vegetables, preserved eggs, and salted duck eggs.

"Huh?" You Dehua didn't have much hope at first, but when all the dishes were brought to him, he was surprised.

The first thing that caught his attention was the salted duck eggs in both halves.

The green egg skin, the white egg white, the yellow egg yolk, the bright red oil, and the bright color combination look so appetizing.

He couldn't help but pick up half of the salted duck egg and put some egg yolk into his mouth with his chopsticks.

The oily egg yolk has the taste of sand in the oil, and the slightly salty salty taste is embedded in this special taste, which seems to be a little bit meaningless, making people want to eat something else.

what else?

You Dehua swept his eyes, saw the rice, his eyes lit up, he immediately picked up the rice bowl and took a mouthful of rice into his mouth.

that's it!

That's what it feels like!

When the rice entered the mouth, the extra salty taste was immediately neutralized, and the saltiness of the salted duck eggs immediately became appropriate.

"tasty!"

You Dehua's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but praise, "Boss Lin, how did you marinate your duck eggs? It's so oily, and it is especially paired with rice! The rice is also very good, the crystals are soft and glutinous, and paired with duck eggs. Absolutely!"

"Know the goods!" Qi Ruizhu's happy eyes narrowed into crescents, and when she heard others praise Lin Fang, she was even happier than hearing herself being praised, "We've been driving for a long time, and you are the only one who eats the rice we use is very good. Of course, our duck eggs are also good!"

"Of course!" You Dehua nodded vigorously~www.readwn.com~ This duck egg is absolutely amazing! Whether it's with wine or with rice, this extra salty taste is simply wonderful, especially this egg yolk... um... this egg white is also delicious! "

After eating the egg yolk and speaking, You Dehua tried the egg white again, and couldn't help but praise him without a word.

"Try something else! Try something else!" Qi Ruizhu stayed at You Dehua's table, and didn't leave at all, "Try preserved eggs, buckwheat, and bean curd rice, don't just eat duck eggs! We have a lot of good things here. It's all handmade by our owner!"

"Okay!" You Dehua was as good as he was, and immediately shifted his target, putting a flap of preserved egg in his mouth, "Huh? Hmm! It's delicious!"

The entrance of the preserved egg is a completely different taste.

The taste is similar to skin jelly and pudding, and it is also wrapped in a loose heart. Under the contrast of rich seasonings, it seems like a dragon is coming to the tongue, and his saliva can't stop quickly secreting.

"Your preserved egg... so special!" You Dehua thought about his words, "Ordinarily, this kind of preserved egg should not have enough fragrance, but your preserved egg has a long-lasting fragrance. What people can't help but praise is that there is no peculiar smell at all!"

The peculiar smell mentioned by You Dehua is the more common astringent and numb alkaline taste in preserved eggs, which is usually neutralized with mature vinegar.

"The preserved eggs in your house only have the fragrance..." You Dehua thought for a while, and then added: "It's also very easy to smell, the flavor of the seasoning is almost perfectly hung on it, no matter how you eat it, it's all good. Eat it, it's perfect!"

"Hey, the prize! The prize!" Qi Ruizhu listened to You Dehua's compliment, her face flushed red as if she had been drinking, and she kept smiling, but it seemed like she couldn't hear enough, and she kept hinting that You Dehua had more Say something!