I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

Chapter 34

34 – #034 Is the demon king relative?

As expected.

“You tried to use the magic eye against me, huh?”

“Ah, ah…!”

“There’s no point in pretending to be sick and screaming while wearing the pain ignoring passive, right?”

I pressed Senna Min’s eyes with my thumb, then with the other hand I pressed Sena Min’s face to either side of her.

“Take care of your eyes and live. Later, when someone who comes to rescue you sees you, you might die of a heart attack because of your eyes.”

“What are you talking about!! I, I am the Demon King?!”

“Uh. You’re the Demon King.”

“I’m not the demon king!!”

“Yes. But isn’t this your specialty?”

I went back to Min Sena’s back, clenched my fist on her head, and patted her.

“Collecting people’s voices and burying a person is your specialty.”

“What, what…?!”

“I was able to get through it safely, but do you remember Jaemin hyung? The hyung who dated you. Because of you, he was accused of being a s*xual molestation, so he took half of his life and went to another university.”

Min Sena clearly has her charm that attracts people.

Her problem is that she has been using her charms for her own gain and to build her self-esteem.

“It’s the same for everyone other than Jaemin hyung. It’s the same for the people who flew to this world together. Because you said you were peeling pumpkin seeds from behind, you ended up sleeping in a shabby place with no supply, and in the end, there were people who died.”

“I-I never said that!”

“Yes. You never said that. But the people you were attracted to were different.”

All people want to look good to those in power, and Min Sena attracted a lot of people to get closer to those in power.

And those in power who were fascinated by Min Sena made it uncomfortable by cutting off support or disliking those whom Min Sena disliked and hated in order to look good to Sena Min.

“Since there are 108 warriors, even if one hero dies without me helping him, the other warriors will take care of the demon lord. All the people you fascinated had the same thoughts, and thanks to that, we really struggled. You didn’t bother us with anything, but it’s as if you indirectly f*cked us.”

“Why are people who have a crush on me arguing against me for doing things on their own…!”

“You’re losing your mind until the end. Well, I’ve come this far because I’ve lived with that mindset.”

I lightly flicked my fingers on the back of Sena Min’s head.

“Live like this for the rest of your life. People in the world will call you the demon of lust. If not right away, at least after a month, when a new emperor comes out, you’ll disappear from the spotlight right away?”

“This, this…! Do you think ‘they’ will stay still?!”

“Who? Ah, the people you were fascinated by and then ‘eaten’? The water buffaloes who are still crazy about you and can’t come to their senses, like Knight Commander Arhan? I’m really looking forward to it.”

How long will she come here after hearing that Min Sena is imprisoned here?

“But what? Are they really going to come here, or are they going to find your body?”

“…What?”

“There are so many people in this world who say it’s ‘possible’ in so many ways.”

I pointed my hand down Min Sena’s neck.

“Do you know why I separated my head and body? There are some things I’m trying to do by scattering my limbs all over the world so that they can’t be found, but I don’t need a woman like you who has seemed to allow her body, so I just need a body.” Yes, there are people who do.”

“That, that nonsense… Don’t talk crazy!!”

“It’s not crazy. It’s the truth. I’ve come up with a fun plan.”

After taking out the shovel spear, I drew a picture on the floor.

“I will shatter your body and scatter it all over the world. The world will think of it as the ‘remains of the demon king’ and will be reluctant. But at the same time… I will use it as a ‘holy relic’ to protect people from demons.”

“What…?”

“Don’t you understand? Yes. It’s natural to think so. Because you’re thinking strange things.”

For example, the thought of a vicious noble taking Min Sena’s body and laughing while saying, “Your body is still warm.”

“They say you can only see something, and that’s exactly what it is now. Do you think we’ll use you for that? Your body will be used as a totem that gives people safety and hope. Totem.”

“……Are you speaking Korean right now?”

“That’s right. What you don’t understand is the perception that the body is ‘your body’.”

I lightly raised my hand and slit his neck.

“Your body will be chopped up by the Goddess Church and dedicated to churches around the world. As a sacred object, it will be used as a sacred object to expand the power of the Goddess Church and prevent demons from recklessly approaching it. Rather, in the name of the remains of the warriors who died fighting the demon lord.”

“……!!”

Minsena’s eyes shook greatly.

“You can’t…Use my body as a tourist resource…?”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if they were spread all over the place so that everyone could make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land? The remains of the hero who saved the continent! Of course, no one knows that it is the body of Demon King Minsena.”

This is a medieval fantasy world.

Since this is a world where the goddess definitely exists, the remains of warriors who have received the protection of the goddess have enough value to be designated as holy relics.

“By the way, if you only have a torso, can you tell exactly whose body it is? It’s not even possible to do DNA analysis.”

“Mi-crazy…! Are you insane…?! You’re really going to do that?!”

“Uh.”

“There are other bodies besides mine!!”

“That’s true. There’s also Hwang Lian, and there’s also Park Ha-young and Chae Yu-ri, although we haven’t caught them yet. But soon they’ll be like you.”

Right now, I am lending Hwang Lian’s body to Kramuta for a reason, but when another body is secured, Hwang Lian will be sealed somewhere as well.

Incompetent Demon Lord, trollian or something.

“At least 100 years. Of course, it could be sooner than that, but someday the seal that hid you guys will be released. If you look at fantasy, it’s always like that, even if you seal the demon king, he wakes up after hundreds of years.”

I’m not saying that this world will be like that, but it certainly has a chance.

“But that’s the future, the descendants of this world will do. It’s not my job. I defeated the demon lord, and sealed those who could become the demon lord like this and sealed them in a place where no one can find them, fulfilling my role. I’m done.”

Even if there is someone who wakes up the demon king, that is something that the people who will live on this continent and their descendants must overcome.

“I’m going. I’ll live here for the rest of my life, so I’ll make a friend so you don’t get bored.”

I gathered a clod of dirt in front of Min Sena.

“Tada. Minsena’s friend, Wilson. How is it?”

“Yaaa!

“Excuse me.”

I ran out of Min Sena’s room before she could curse, and I used her shovel to fill her hole again.

I made the hole more firmly than when I came out before, making sure that I couldn’t come out from the inside forever.

‘This should be enough.’

Only the neck is left in the room, but there is no way to do anything about it.

Later, when someone came in here after about 100 years, they would dig a hole and go inside.

Until then, if the mind is fully alive.

And if someone comes down through the trap like me.

It’s okay.

After passing through the trap again, I barely made it back to the entrance of the trap.

“Are you here?”

“I was told to confront you, so I continued to confront you, but what are you going to do now?”

Kramuta and Titania pointed to the humans camped at a distance.

“What’s the situation?”

“It’s no different from before. The emperor’s knights and soldiers have now retreated, but the archduke’s soldiers over there are still holding out. It’s a force that people shouldn’t talk about.”

“What about the Grand Duke?”

“They were carried away. Perhaps they are lying in bed and receiving healing magic by now?”

“Does that mean they’re holding on like that even though the pivot has disappeared?”

The soldiers of the fort gnashed their teeth at me and glared at me with eyes that they would never let me go outside.

“…Then, would you like to listen to the story slowly?”

“It’s noisy! Fallen warrior! Do you believe what you say?!”

“I liberated the palace, killed the emperor, stabbed the archduke, and decapitated the hero!”

“How am I supposed to believe you! No, even if I believe you, leave the demon palace, Titania behind! You’re a murderer who should never be freed!!”

The curses against me are still unfolding.

“I don’t ask for forgiveness. Just remember this one thing. I’m doing my best for this world more than anyone else. Know that everything I do is the will of the goddess.”

I put on a ring.

Then, divine power quietly spread out around me, and soon the soldiers who blocked me collapsed with despondent faces.

“Even after doing this…The goddess continues to bestow blessings…?”

“Why…?”

“That’s right, because I’m still a ‘hero’.”

The work to be done as a hero is not over.

“Look, there are people coming from out there.”

Kramuta spoke to me carefully from behind.

“I don’t think it’s the Imperial Knights, nor the soldiers here. The sound of footsteps is heavy.”

“The thing to come has come.”

After laying Minsena’s body flat on the floor, I greeted the people running towards this place.

It’s okay.