I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The middle-aged uncle said: "Hey? How do you know my son?"

I said that Cao Jingxi is a simple matter of my classmates. I also said that their father and son are very similar, and they are printed in a mold. Of course, I did not say that the two of them are equally shameless and insignificant, and no matter who can see it at first glance, it is a loss of father and son.

"It turns out that my stinky boy is often taken care of by you! He didn't tell me, I really don't know anything!"

Cao Dashu took the package of H Man from my hand and put it on the round table.

"桀桀桀桀桀~~~~~ After waiting for half a year, the "Ultimate Tune" teaches XXX series, I can finally sneak up this evening!!"

Even the ghosts of the ghosts are exactly the same as Cao Jinglian.

Cao Dashu seems to find that I am looking at the computer screen on his round table, the information that is so embarrassing to buy a girl's underwear, but he does not even mean to block it.

"Oh, lobular, as you can see, my uncle, I am a pervert!"

He admits indifferently.

I can't speak without a word.

In fact, in my heart, I have a higher rating for your father and son, and should be a higher level of loss than metamorphosis. But an adult who is a pervert in a junior self does not need to be quite discouraged.

Admire, seniors.

"Oh, in fact, my uncle's original name is not called Cao Jing. It was changed later. Do you know why?"

"why?"

"Because, I am a director..."

"But you don't look like a director?" I blurted out.

"But I have a beard!" Cao Dashu used his hand on the chin.

"Beard is not necessarily the director!"

"Hey, this young man is really stubborn."

Cao Dashu ran to the neighboring house and quickly took a director's hat and put it on his head.

"Is this time like a director?"

The pink plaid director's hat is quite tacky.

I am speechless to him.

"Then, Director Cao, why did you change your name?"

"Hey, the reason why I changed my name to Cao Jing is because I especially worship Wang Jing, who is the director!"

Hong Kong director Wang Jing is very famous. Chow Yun-fat's "God of Gamblers" and Stephen Chow's "Nine-Piece Sesame Officials" are all directed by him.

Seemingly knowing my inner thoughts, Director Cao shook hands.

"I admire him, not because he has worked with the brother and the star!"

"I admire him just because he has directed the third-level film! And he has been trying to shoot a larger-scale Chinese A film! I heard that he also used his headgear and personally played the A film hero!"

"Lian Shuqi and other big beautiful women have played three-level films in cooperation with Wang Jing. It is really enviable!"

When it comes to excitement, Director Cao squirts and flies, his eyes are turned upside down, his hands are like chicken feet, his tongue sticking out of his mouth more than two feet long, a pair of ghosts.

His virtue made me goose bumps, I turned my face and saw the big bed in the living room.

"That bed, I bought it to prepare for the A film in the mainland!" Director Cao said bluntly.

"How can the mainland also allow A film?"

Listen to me, Director Cao sighed.

"Hey, I used to have more than 10 low-cost A films in Japan and Hong Kong, but I can't make films in my hometown, so my hometown people can appreciate my work. I always feel sorry."

Needless to say, if the A film you made was sold in Japan, as long as it is not too bad, the mainland compatriots must have downloaded it through the Internet.

"So I went back to the mainland a few years ago and secretly contacted some actresses who were willing to take off. I hired a few people and planned to start shooting here. The result..."

"The result is because the actress is too loud, the noise is disturbing the people, and the report is reported by the neighbor!"

I can imagine the wolf when Cao’s director and male and female protagonists were taken away by the police.

"Despite the fact that I paid a lot of fines to release me, but the A film business has stagnated, it disappoints me."

Director Cao looked at the market below the floor-to-ceiling windows, and his eyes were deep, as if his career was ten times more important than the liberation of all mankind.

"Children, I tell you, I have a dream: one day, A film can shine in the sun, people will never despise the A film actor and the A film director. The critics who despise the A film in the past can and A The film director sat down to discuss the SM story. The Guardian who once despised the A film actor and the A film star attended the charity party... I dreamed that the twists and turns of the A film in the mainland could one day be completed, the light Disclosure, full of photos..."

Nima does not imitate Martin Luther King's "I have a dream"! Give me apologize to the black people's rights activist! Give me apologize to the 37 million blacks in the United States! !

"For the day of my dream, there is a 10-year-old Lori's underwear, I am willing to give my life!"

Director Cao faced the sunshine outside the floor-to-ceiling window and swears with impatience.

The face is solemn like a saint who is planning to teach.

"That, director Cao, if there is nothing, I will go back."

I don't want to listen to him again about his dream of A, because I am surrounded by people of this kind, and my thoughts are becoming less and less pure.

"Don't! Ye boss told you to come to the delivery, I want to let me know your qualifications!"

Director Cao stopped me from leaving.

What do you mean? I was puzzled in my heart: Is it the director that Dad used to know on the Internet that he said? But Nima is an A film director! Dad, you sold your teammates and didn't sell it so thoroughly! The son took off his clothes and took an A film in front of the camera. Isn't it a thing that is 10,000 times more horrible than an adult online shop?

And I am not yet an adult! Pulling a minor to take an A film, even in the corrupt United States, will also punish you to sit on the bottom!

Director Cao squinted at me and yelled at me.

"The leaflet, come and come, the house is so hot, you take off your shirt first."

I won't take it off! What are you doing? Isn't it not only for the little girl under the age of 10, even your son's classmates? Still, I want to see if I am not good enough, whether I am qualified as a male lead! I don't want to be an A film actor! Even if I go to the vulture like Mr. Ji Chunhua and play the supporting role of a martial arts movie for a lifetime, I will not play A film!

"Hey, little leaves, how is your face so bad? Isn't it suddenly blowing air conditioners, cold and hot?"

You are a small leaf! Don't give me such a stage name like A`V male! It is like the name of the Japanese A`V actor "Chocolate Ball". You want to push the minor into the fire pit! Where is the heroic people's police? Hurry up and check the water meter, and put the cold handcuffs on the lost director!

"Small leaves, are you a little worried?"

Director Cao looked at me with a sigh of relief.

"Yes, I am not going to make an A film."

"Ah!? How do you know that I am going to let you take an A film!?" Director Cao was shocked.

"You... isn't this obvious? You haven't even taken a film before, but now you have to look at my physique..."

"Oh, you misunderstood!" Director Cao laughed and patted me on the shoulder.

"I want you to star in my recently planned microfilm! It is martial arts style!"

Director Cao said that he stood up slightly and gave a little bit of director's momentum.

"Although I can only play the supporting role at the beginning, the Avenue of Stars is not a day to come out!"

"But, you didn't just say, are you going to let me take an A film?"

I was made by him and the second monk couldn’t figure it out.

Director Cao lowered his voice:

"Actually, the little leaves are your physique. This looks is very suitable for making A films, especially those with plots, the heroines... the audience will love to watch!"

I found out that I had cast a contemptuous look, and Director Cao said:

"But you are not yet an adult. If I pull you to take an A film, even in Japan and the United States, I will definitely not be able to take it!"

"So, before you reach adulthood, I intend to train you as a child star like Harry Potter. When you become an adult, you will follow me to the A-film world. Then, isn't it a win-win cooperation? Are you happy?"

Your home Harry Potter is like me! I cut my nose and shaved my eyebrows to play Voldemort! Are you lying? You actually want to train me as a youth version of Voldemort, and then let me move to the A film world, in the A film to play Voldemort abuse Hermione's plot!

I originally wanted to come out to him, but he is a friend of Dad after all, I want to leave some face for my dad.

Dad took pains to let me send the courier, but also knew that I have never been able to achieve the martial arts star dream.

I really don't want you to bother me anymore. Dad, as long as you can cheer up, what does it matter if my dreams are not realized?

"Small leaves, not because you hear that it is a micro movie, you are not interested?"

Director Cao has not given up.

"Micro-movies are very trendy things! Although they are shown on the Internet, they can't enter the cinema line, but the propaganda role can't be ignored. You can make a name and attract investors' eyes. It is not impossible to make a series. It is very Promising!"

He said that he is full of confidence.

"The martial arts script I got this time was also written by the acquaintances of the industry. It is very suitable for microfilm adaptation. The plan is divided into ten episodes. Each episode is only 5 minutes. I can shoot one episode in a week. Freely spread and listen to the opinions of the audience. This is also the first attempt by my A film director to move to the action film market. The strength of our display will make investors look at it!"

A very powerful speech.

"In order to meet the tastes of young people, the characters in the play are relatively young. There is a character that is very suitable for you to play! I am serious! I am very sure that you are suitable for this role when you see your first sight!"

"Director Cao, is that definitely a negative role?"

I frowned.

Director Cao was embarrassed to smile with a beard:

"Well, although it is not a positive character, there is a flash of humanity on the body!"

"That... is the villain that will join the protagonist camp halfway?"

I have a glimmer of hope.

"No... It’s the protagonist’s first nine episodes that haven’t won, and the character who killed him in the tenth episode of the finale’s name is ‘Jinling’s evil...’”

Isn’t Nyima the ultimate BOSS? I have been trying to pull me to play the big wicked for a long time!