I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I feel that it is very unethical to peek at the privacy of others.

"Hey, your sister is so rigorous in doing things, isn't the diary unlocked?"

"Of course! From primary school to middle school, my sister has a lock on every diary she used, but the one I used recently is a password lock!"

I didn't remember the diary, so I don't understand how the lock is different from the normal lock.

"My sister used this password lock, only 000 to 999 a total of 1000 kinds of numbers! As long as there is patience, my sister secretly took out 100 samples every day when I took a shower, and then dialed back to avoid my sister’s discovery, to crack It won't take 2 weeks at all!"

Shu Zhe is really smart, but I think his intelligence is completely useless.

"And I found that my sister's diary password is 813 喔! It is just the reverse of my birthday March 18! I knew I wouldn't try it so many times! It's ridiculous!"

Shu Zhe spoke of his own voyeur's diary's diary as Conan broke the big case.

And my sister turned your birthday upside down as a diary password, which is not at all ridiculous. It is ridiculous that you live up to your sister's trust.

"Hey, Ye Lin, I don't want to know what my sister wrote on her recent diary?"

"Don't want to know, don't tell me."

I want to draw a line with this kid.

"Don't listen! You wrote in the diary!"

"Write me? Even if I write about me, I feel that I am irritating, can't wait for me to die?"

Shuzhe a "Well, you are wrong," the expression, that makes me proud effort straight wanted to hit him.

"Ye Lin Ge, on Thursday, your sister's photo was taken in your trouser pocket. The result was discovered by my sister?"

There is indeed this, but I have forgotten that it happened on the day of the week.

"That was a misunderstanding. The photo was taken to the school by someone else. It was only what I had picked up. I would have dealt with it when I had time. I am not your sister..."

"Ye Lin brother, don't be shy! The beauty of the heart is there. Anyway, I don't think you have anything wrong with your sister's photo."

Shu Zhe said that he did not slap my arm.

The squad leader should have not said to other students, otherwise it would have been spread all over the school by the big horn. Shu Zhe knows this, and it is certain that the squad leader wrote down the matter in the diary.

It is a bit curious how the squad leader described the matter in the diary, and felt that if he asked, he and Shu Zhe became accomplices in the privacy of the squad leader.

Take a bite of mineral water to moisten your throat.

"Ye Lin, I think my sister may like you."

Nima water is sprayed out! I was amazed by the phrase "I hope you took my sister away" yesterday! How could Shusha like me? In the second (3) class, she is completely opposite to me. It is like the police and jealousy in CS, the United States and the Soviet Union in the Red Alert, the order and chaos in the DND board game is doing the eternal struggle. !

I coughed for a long time because of the water, and Shu Zhe looked at me with a bad heart, as if I was a thief.

"Cough, cough, don't talk to your kid, do you have any evidence?"

"I haven't seen any definitive evidence yet, but according to my analysis, my sister probably likes you, but she doesn't know it yet."

Shu Zhe’s expression as a big detective, listening to him, I sighed with relief.

It turned out that it was only the children’s wear and analysis and random analysis. I thought that there was something really true. If Xiaoqin writes in the diary that he likes me, it will never be ambiguous. It is a "very likely" conclusion. Maybe it starts with "I like Ye Lin," and then the rest of the notes are "like." I like the rhythm of this horror film that I like to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, hi.

Seeing that I started to drink water without hesitation, Shu Zhe couldn’t sit still.

"Ye Lin Ge, you listen to my analysis! My sister's diary is recorded from the beginning of March 1st. In addition to the chores in the class, it is about writing my things, such as how many meals I have eaten today. Like a long animal, like an animal observation diary..."

I can't help but laugh. Shuzhe is a bit like being raised as an animal.

"Don't laugh, this is not the point. The focus is on the diary on Thursday, with a photo of my sister!"

"What picture?"

"That is the photo that I have confiscated from Ye Linge! The corners are a little bent. My sister is there and wants to flatten it!"

"Even if you keep the photo, you can't explain the problem? It's your sister's own photo. Wherever she likes to put it, you are amazed."

As I said, while I was touching Shu Zhe’s head and making a snow-capped mountain through the grass, the old head comforted the new recruit’s movement. “Little devil, you are too tender...”

Shu Zhe was unwilling to push my hand down.

"Don't make trouble, Ye Linge, I am telling you something right! For my photo, my sister used a lot of space in the diary. Although it only describes the event itself, it writes a lot of details that would not be recorded. The handwriting is also scribbled than usual. When you write, you must be very quick and rushed, not as calm and objective as usual."

I really think that Shu Zhe is not using this energy. Is there any leisure time to analyze a few headless cases? It can also contribute to the people for the government.

Shu Zhe doesn't feel that he is doing nothing, and when he talks about excitement, he is so eloquent.

"Attention! After my sister wrote a lot of paragraphs with scribbled handwriting, the next natural paragraph suddenly became neatly finished. That natural paragraph has only one sentence, which should be written after careful consideration. She wrote: 'I I thought that Ye Lin was the biggest failure of my class in the second (3) class. '.

What is special about this? Obviously very ordinary! Maybe the squad leader suddenly found that Cao Jinglian was the most disgusting person in our class. I became her second hateful guy.

I said this idea to Shu Zhe, Shu Zhe did not agree, let me listen to his analysis.

"Ye Lin Ge, the diary of Thursday is more than that, and there is something after you have been rescued by Jiang Jie at night, and after being met by my sister."

I was trembled in my heart. I lie down and lie down after the scorpions, and do what it is like to show Shusha’s lower body. How will Shusha record in the diary!

As a result, Shu Zhe said that he analyzed the situation that the sister had seen me at the time. As for the details of the meeting, the diary did not write at all.

Just in the "I thought that Ye Lin was the biggest failure of my class in the second (3) class." The next line, with a big word, "He is really disgusting!!!!!"

Nima, is this rhythm like me? From which word do you see that your sister likes me! Obviously, I hate the fact that I hate to do it!

Shu Zhe also entered the Conan mode.

"Ye Lin Ge, you don't always analyze it literally. Don't underestimate the five exclamation marks behind this sentence. This non-standard grammar has always been very objectionable. I used to exclamation when I chatted with my parents on qq. I have to say more about me. Also, the font size is nearly doubled than usual. This is something that has never happened before. I am really curious about what happened to my sister and you that night...

Don't ask the teenager, this is not what you should know. It is like the disgusting thing that I showed to the girls in the same class. Let it be sealed on the back of the moon forever.

After finishing the diary on Thursday, Shu Zhe began to say the diary of Friday, and the beginning of the game was a mystery:

"Ye Lin Ge, my sister's diary on Friday, there is a big secret behind it!!"

"You see more of the "Detective Di Renjie"? Where are the secrets of so many days?"

I was already disgusted in the diary on Thursday. I had such a fierce conflict with me in the classroom on Friday. I don’t know how to evaluate me in the diary.

Things on Friday almost returned to the squad, must hate me hate the bones? If the squad leader is not taking ordinary notes but death notes, he will definitely write my name without hesitation, and then write in the law of death that he was hit by a large truck full of steel bars, just because he was only slightly injured. When you are complacent, the 1000 steel bars that have been dropped from the car are poked into honeycombs, right?

Suddenly I remembered the headshot of the shotgun that the squad leader often mentioned, and I felt a shudder.

"Shu Zhe, don't sell off, your sister's diary on Friday is written? Is it written to attack me?"

Shu Zhe grinned.

"Ye Lin Ge, the diary of Friday did not write a word, it is completely blank!"

I was so angry that I stood up and walked away.

"Hey, Ye Lin, don't leave!"

Shuzhe chased me and did not forget to continue the analysis later.

"My sister has never interrupted the diary! It is very unusual to write the date without writing the content! She did not remember the thing that conflicted with you on Friday. It must be regretted that I forgot to forget it! This shows that you are in her. The status is very high!"

"Shu Zhe, you will analyze it indiscriminately, maybe it just happens to be a pen without ink! Besides, the United States has a high status in the eyes of China, but it is only an opponent. Do you want to say that China also falls in love with the United States?"

I can't help but think of the strange scenes of Chinese military rabbits and American bald eagle running to the United Nations to get a marriage certificate one day.

"wrong!!"

Su Zhe suddenly raised the volume and let me go back to see him.

"Ye Lin Ge, your experience in love is too little, so you don't open up! Girls don't care whether you hate you at first, afraid of you, as long as the feelings of hate and fear are strong enough, it is easy to turn into love. of!"

"Hey? Is there such a thing?"

Girls really are strange creatures that I can't understand. Men have only two choices, whether they are fighting or fleeing, for their hatred and fear.

"Ye Lin Ge, based on my love experience and familiarity with my sister, whether she likes you or hates you now, it is because you are upset, if you are willing to push another, we have a door! ”

"Who is ‘‘we’ with you? It’s like you want to be with your sister like me...”

Seeing that I am always serious, Shuzhe is too anxious.

"We are the united front! You are the winner of a win-win situation! When a girl is in love, she will spend a lot of money on dressing. If her sister adds her own pocket money, according to her pursuit of fair personality, I will definitely give me a lot of money!"

“Where is the win-win? It’s all about your benefits! What do I get?”