I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the twinkling of an eye, it was Friday again.

The tape on the head of Xiaoqin was finally removed.

Since it is handled properly and there are no scars, should I thank Chen Yingran for being over-controlled?

Xiaoqin touched his forehead, and he was quite afraid.

"Oh, I am so careless. If you leave a scar, Ye Lin should have abandoned me..."

You have to worry about this, even if you are just unpacking the iPhone5, there is no scratch on the body, I will refuse to sign, directly let the courier return.

The blackboard is filled with the neat blackboard of the history teacher. This class is about the source and development of the Nile civilization.

The history teacher may be prepared for the lesson. If you write a few books, you will have to go back and look at the outline of the desk.

Suddenly he slipped and wrote the "old" word of "Pharaoh."

It may be that I accidentally saw the chest of Gong Caicai, this old ghost.

He looked up at the sky and finally licked the nosebleeds, and then the man stayed on the podium. He told everyone to read silently, and he patrolled back and forth in the classroom.

"Hey, Ye Lin, have you seen the movie "Cleopatra"?"

Xiaoqin smiled and talked to me.

I haven't seen the movie, but I heard my dad tell her story. The last female pharaoh named Cleopatra, who once tempted Caesar and his men, almost changed the fate of Egypt.

But what impressed me the most was her death. She committed suicide with a cobra hidden in an apple basket. The cobra bites her chest.

I thought at the time: Fortunately, cobras are not mammals, otherwise they are not extinct.

Regardless of whether she ignores her, Xiao Qin always speaks to herself:

"I was very sad when Cleopatra died, and almost cried!"

A little unexpected, I thought that Xiao Qin would only substitute himself into the idiot heroine in the girl comics, and then moved to the tears by the fleshy plot! Did she also have a sense of substitution for Cleopatra?

Her nature is really a vicious beauty snake, the decision to keep distance with her is absolutely correct!

I decided to ridicule Xiaoqing:

"Hey, how do you want to sympathize with her when she is so watery?"

Xiao Can’s eyes blinked and I was puzzled.

"Hey? I don't like Cleopatra at all. I almost cried because I couldn't imitate the way she used suicide!"

“How do you need special skills to commit suicide? You don’t have a cobra?”

Listen to me saying that Xiaoqin slowly lowered his head.

"I watched this movie two years ago. At that time, I thought: Even if I grab a cobra like Cleopatra, the cobra will not find my chest at all. I don't know how to shut it down?"

"I was so sad when I thought about it..."

your sister! The reason why you watch a movie crying is not the same as other audiences! Give me an apology to Cleopatra! She has committed suicide. You still make jokes on the chest of others. You should be a princess in your life!

And why do I say so much to her? She was scheming and unbelievable. She had imprisoned Zheng Tianzhu, the righteous brother, for so many years. She also took me to the street with a cardboard box of sanitary napkins. Even if I threw her into the poisonous snake nest, it would be a good way for the heavens. !

No, this is not angry, I am not sick.

I have to find a way to bully her.

But you can't use violence, and the side effects are too big.

Recently, I accidentally listened to PHS and said that "the abuse is not as good as the abuse of the heart". I don't know what she was discussing with the big horn at the time. In short, this sentence is a little reference for me.

Since I don't intend to cause physical damage to Xiao Qin, it will be changed to the main attack!

In fact, I have been satirizing her and hitting her all the time, but I don’t think it is enough.

I am going to have a bit of a serious illness.

When I broke my girl's heart and broke it, she should give up and entangle me?

Have a good idea? While thinking about it, I heard the history teacher preach: "The ancient Egyptians built the pyramid with slaves..."

what! Inspired! As long as I have a pyramid...

No, no, I mean, as long as I treat Xiaoqin like a slave, call her to drink, tell her to do this, use it, and in the long run, she will be bored with me!

Does anyone like to be a slave to others? Or why did the slave society collapse at the earliest? I remember when the couples in the soap opera quarreled, did not always have such a line "Don't treat me as your slave"?

Just do it.

"Xiao Qin, I am hungry. After class, you go shopping for me."

I said in a cold tone.

I thought that Xiao Qin would be flattered and immediately promised, but she did not expect her to bitterly ask:

"Really, I am really sorry. At this moment, my lower abdomen suddenly hurts even more. I can't wait for another class. Will I buy it for you at noon?"

I used this trick even! Did she see the trick I wanted to use her as a slave?

Speaking of it, many days ago, she said that she had a stomachache. Why did she never see her running in the bathroom? If it is my stomach hurt, I will definitely run ten times a day!

Is it sick? Sure enough, is it sick? In the lie and acting, Xiao Qin is a movie actor, I can not be fooled by her.

I sank my face and made a very unhappy look:

"If I can wait until noon, what else do you want? I am too hungry now. If you really like me, I will buy it for you immediately after class!"

Xiaoqin, who was rebuked by me, shrank like a small animal.

"Yes, I am sorry... I am angry with Ye Yelin. I am going to class after class... What do Ye Lin want to eat?"

I am thinking about something that is not easy to buy, so it is difficult for her to have a look.

"Well... go buy me a baked sweet potato!"

"Baked... Baked sweet potatoes?"

Xiaoqin opened his eyes in surprise.

"But it's spring now! Shouldn't anyone sell baked sweet potatoes?"

I blinked and scared Xiao Qin not to speak.

"In short, I just want to eat roasted sweet potatoes! Now my stomach can't be digested except baked sweet potatoes! You can go to the snack street to see me, I remember there is a cart in the alley to sell baked sweet potatoes, you Just think of her as a hidden NPC in the maze, look carefully from start to finish!"

"Okay... is the sweet potato baked? How many?"

"Your sister's roast! It's a baked sweet potato! Just one! Give me the biggest!"

After class Xiaoqing went out to buy me a baked sweet potato. The movement of her walking was not natural. One hand covered her abdomen and her brow was slightly stunned. It seemed to be really painful.

I am not fooled, I have enough on her, don't think I call her back!

After she walked out of the classroom, I found out that I forgot to buy her the money for baking sweet potatoes.

Forget it, originally this battle was to make Xiaoqin hate me. If she found that I had to take advantage of this little cheaper, would my evaluation be lower in my mind?

After careful study, Xiaoqin may have more than 4,000 rewards for Ami's copying of the Bible (Amy is a ruined son). I have been so corrupted for so many wages. Is it still a sweet potato?

Ah, I am a real person, I admire that I can be such a person. Xiaoqin, you will find me so scum, and then avoid me far away, aren’t they all happy?

The time between breaks is only ten minutes. I wonder if Xiaoqin can come back to class?

It should be no problem, isn't she going to teleport? Just open her natural plug-ins, let alone go to the school to buy baked sweet potatoes, is to go to the US 51 area to buy flying saucers, can also easily get it?

The next lesson was the English class of the class teacher, and Xiao Qin did not get back in time.

This slave can be stupid. Can I afford the responsibility if I can't eat the baked sweet potato?

Knowing that I wouldn't find anything, I still looked at the empty position of Xiao Qin, and the result was exactly the same as the question from the squad leader.

The squad leader's black pupil seems to be an energy focus, and is firing a blame on me. Obviously, she thinks that Xiao Qin will be absent from English classes.

This time the squad leader did not guess wrong, my slave owner is hard to blame.

Looked at the watch, it is already 11:15, Xiaoqin has been out for 20 minutes.

No surprises?

Will not be bitten by a dog, hit by a car, or caught by an alien?

Suddenly found in the inertia of my thinking, the little bully is invincible existence, so even with the thought that Xiao Qin is also invulnerable.

But Xiao Qin is not invulnerable? Did she not break her head at the flag-raising ceremony a few days ago? Was she also the flesh and blood? Will you get hurt, or even get sick and sick?

Did she say that her abdominal pain is true? Because my abdominal pain was forced out to buy things, did I fall on the side of the road?

In this case, I have no intention of listening to the class! I feel that I have become a sweet potato, and I am being grilled on the oven. I am hot!

Looking out of the window subconsciously.

The classroom of the second (3) class is on the second floor, and I can overlook the main entrance of the school in my position.

A slender figure walked halfway to the school gate and stopped in front of the closed automatic door.