I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When I saw Shu Zhe, I thought of the squad's underwear. When I think of my underwear, I can't help but mention the underwear thief.

It’s already Friday, listening to the girls’ chats, and the underwear thief has been even more embarrassed.

He used to commit crimes at night, and the girls woke up and found that the underwear they were hanging on the balcony was gone. Now it’s good. Under the broad daylight, I dare to commit crimes. I flipped into the room from the balcony window, not only stealing the underwear on the clothes hanger. If I was catching up with the female student’s bath, I would even take off the underwear in the dressing basket. Also stealing.

Sure enough, the target is only underwear! If it is someone else, you may be able to play the brains of a female student who is taking a shower! If it is me, at least it should wait until the female students have finished the grooming. It is not too late to sneak a look at the spring after the bath!

I have done such a dedication to the underwear thief, and let me admire his admiration. In this impetuous era, I can persist in my beliefs and never waver. It is really a man!

But the emergence of underwear thieves has had a subtle effect on my position in the class food chain, which I did not expect.

Since someone witnessed the back of the underwear thief climbing the stairs, the rumors about him have traversed more.

It is said that the underwear thief is a very good young man who can climb the wall empty-handed and act like a spiderman. Because he was not wearing a military camouflage suit when he was committing a crime, or wearing a waterproof and breathable jacket in the wild survival program, the boys gave him a nickname called "The Charger" and designed a set of pre-conceptions for him. Self-encouragement lines:

"Comrades, for fresh bras and panties, rush!"

One of the most sensational rumors is that the true body of underwear thieves is not someone else, but my old man.

The only evidence is that I am in line with the general height of the underwear thief, and the degree of strength is similar.

So the girls in the school look at me differently than before.

I used to be afraid, I was afraid of being bullied by me. When I saw it, I was far away from it. Now my eyes are whiter and more contemptuous.

You despise your fart! Once upon a time, only the squad leader dared to despise me. When did I give you this power?

And because of this only evidence, I believe that I am doing it? Although I do have a camouflage uniform at home, it is now worn in elementary school and I can't wear it now! There is nothing in the jacket!

Retreat 10,000 steps, if I really fell into an underwear thief, do you think I will let you go to take a shower? If I do this thing, I will either do it or do it. I will do it in the end. It will definitely take you to the rhythm of ×××!

Take the two girls who are playing badminton. It’s very happy at the beginning. Why do I come out from the teaching building, and you look at me with surprise and fear, and the badminton is on the ground. No one is jealous, it has been blown away by the wind!

I don’t chase badminton, but I am looking forward to guarding me. It seems that as long as I have a change, I will yell and escape.

When you escape, you will still hold on to your underwear, so as not to be stolen by my super powers?

Have you made a mistake! If I have super powers, will I still go to school here? I have already joined the abilities organization of the Chinese Dragon Group, and went to the Wolverine of the United States for 300 rounds!

You dare to look at me with this contemptuous look, be careful that I will drag you into the toilet and rape!

At this time, another girl came over from behind me. I was angry with my heart. I decided to take the lead and directly glared at her with the look of "seeing you again."

The result came from the squad leader, and my fierce eyes did not work for her.

"Don't blink, I know that underwear thieves are not you, I want to tell you something positive."

I am very touched. In this four-faced environment, only the squad leader is willing to believe in my character.

I noticed the change in the expression on my face. The squad leader smiled and added:

"Although your character can't help but be suspicious, but when the underwear thief is seen several times, you just sleep in the classroom, there is no proof of absence."

Was it just because I had to tell the evidence to believe my innocence? It’s really a cold water poured down the head!

"Hey, you don't have to believe me, anyway, I am an underwear thief, and the underwear you lost is also stolen!"

I said with a grin.

The squad leader's face passed a very strange expression, probably wondering why I knew that she had lost her underwear, but she told the big horn that it was reasonable to say that it was leaked by the big horn.

So the squad leader didn't go deeper, but asked if I had time on Saturday.

My heart was amazed: Isn’t the squad leader going to date with me? Although this coincides with my plan of radish, but Xiao Qin is not around, it is meaningless to implement this plan now!

And Shusha, you are the squad leader! This kind of thing is obviously contrary to the "Prohibition of 100 intimate contact between boys and girls", how can you say it in front of the teaching building? Even if you really want to date with me, you shouldn’t hold it, at least it’s up to me!

As a result, the squad leader wanted to visit Xiao Qin on Saturday and asked if I would go.

I was amazed, but fortunately, I said that I was really passionate about it. I thought that the squad leader would take the initiative to date me. After going home, I must play 200 sandbags to review it.

"Xiao Qin, she didn't come to class for a week. If the progress of the study dropped too much, it would be bad. I copied a few teaching outlines from the teacher, plus the class notes I copied, and prepared to go to Xiaoqin's house this weekend. Help her to take a lesson."

The squad leader said that he lit a piece of paper in his hand.

"Hey? Isn't this kind of thing all done by the study committee?"

The squad leader smiled a bit.

"I originally let Gongcai Cai as a school committee, I hope she can exercise a little extroverted at work. As a result, I have not seen much improvement in the past year. It seems that it is her limit to receive homework for the class delegates. ""

That's right, Gong Caicai always gets nervous when he comes to my desk to collect homework.

"Ye Lin and your classmates can you give me your Chinese languagework?"

I always feel that she is not coming to the homework, but it is like asking everyone to give her homework.

Moreover, since the palace color is sitting in the first row of the classroom, the figure must be relatively short, and for the height of the average male, the front of the eye is just right in front of the chest of the palace color to collect the homework (this is not Xiaoqin Kind of negligible chest), it feels like the two chests of the palace color are talking to you.

Gong Caicai must have been very embarrassed by the eyes of the boys, but more and more introverted?

When did the squad leader have such a misstep? The more she puts the palace color in the eye-catching position, the more she will not be able to lift her head in everyone's eyes, and not everyone will be as frustrated as you are, some people are born cowards and have any solution?

This problem was solved automatically after she married, and you have to solve it from her own now, how stupid! This is good, it was originally the work of the school committee, you have to do it for you?

The squad leader did not think that he had done more work for the class, and there should be any complaints.

"I just contacted Xiaoqin's home on the phone of the teacher's office. She is alone at home during the day and feels very lonely. I hope someone can accompany her and welcome everyone."

"Everyone? Who else will pass?"

The squad leader said that the big horn and the PHS also wanted to go over, but she felt that too many people would go to the Xiaoqin family, so they had a representative for both boys and girls.

"The girl representative is you and I can understand, but with the boy representative is me?"

Having said that, there are reasons to go to the Xiaoqin family to visit, and it seems that I did not ask for it. I feel like I’m in the lottery.

"Do you think I want you to go? It’s not what Xiaoqin strongly demands!"

The director of the school stood at the door of the mail room. It seemed that he was staring at us in a bad manner. The squad leader had to walk three steps away from me to avoid the suspicion, and the speech had to become louder.

"What do you say is also the childhood sweetheart, go and see Xiaoqin is what it should be! And I have already discovered it, Xiaoqin seems to be afraid of other boys in the class, more serious than the palace color, only Not afraid of you, don't you think that the male representative can only choose you?"

"Okay." I pretended to be reluctant. "Will you gather at the subway station tomorrow morning? Do you want to eat McDonald's breakfast together?"

The squad leader’s face was red. “No, I have to cook breakfast for my brother. I will finish it after I finish eating it.”

"Cut, your brother is really useless. Wouldn't he cook a noodle? Then what should he do at noon? You won't go back to lunch for him at noon?"

"That's not necessary." The squad's face quickly returned to normal. "Shu Zhe will go to classmates to celebrate his birthday at noon tomorrow. They will always come back to Sunday morning."

Is the classmate’s birthday? You still believe this kind of lie! Your brother has to go out with his girlfriend for the night! Already one step ahead of you to become an adult!

Seeing the skeptical expression on my face, the squad leader explained:

"Of course, his classmates have had birthdays so frequently. I also suspect that they are in the Internet cafes for the night. So I specially called the parents of the classmate who had a birthday. The answer is that there are some things, and the other students who attended the birthday party. Can also testify."

Was this time not with my girlfriend? It seems that Shu Zhe also knows how to be guilty and guilty. If this method is used a few times, my sister will be relieved and vigilant. After that, he will spend the night with his girlfriend and will not be suspected!

"And, Ye Lin, you will bring your own bag tomorrow. Although you didn't take time off like Xiaoqin, you definitely didn't learn anything in class. This time is a rare opportunity. I will give you and Xiaoqin a supplementary class. Let's go."

I grinned and felt that the weekend was forced to learn too much human rights.

However, the squad leader’s tone was harsh, and I was not allowed to raise objections. It seems that she would have to treat me as her brother to discipline because her brother is not around.

Yeah, bring your schoolbag with a schoolbag, and there is no loss. If you have the chance to get back the robot toy, you can also put it in your bag, in case you can re-apply the celery, and then play with the civet cat for the prince.

When I think of Optimus Prime, I am looking forward to tutoring tomorrow.