I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When passing through a fruit and vegetable supermarket, the squad leader proposed to buy some fruit inside, as a gift to see Xiaoqin.

The squad leader picked lychees, peaches, bananas and red dates, filled with two large plastic bags.

When I was over the scale, I had to pay. The squad leader handed two bags of fruit to my hand and said:

"As long as you are a younger brother, you are responsible for picking up things."

The counter aunt hid the money and said to the monitor:

"Prostitute, your brother's man is really tall!"

The squad leader bluntly said, "Yeah, I might eat it."

It turns out that you are taking advantage of me here! You are not my breeder. I want to eat more and eat less!

After coming out of the supermarket, I took a sigh of relief and always wanted to find the cheap place.

"I said, the squad leader bought these things is a bit strange!"

"Where is it?"

The squad leader walked in front of me like a leader.

"Look, the lychees are red, the peaches are yellow, the red dates are red, the bananas are yellow... the squad leader is not just choosing the color according to the color?"

"Occasionally, these are the foods that warm the cold and tonify the blood, and it is good to eat the small celery."

I caught a chance to fight back.

"Hey? The squad leader is very experienced! It doesn't matter if you hurt every time -"

Halfway through the words, I feel that it is not appropriate. After all, this is a relatively private thing for girls. It must be because Xiaoqin has never been with me, which has led me to grasp the scale.

The squad leader replied generously: "I don't have dysmenorrhea, but it will be more irritating during that time, and I will especially want to beat people."

I have a deep understanding. Last time you have used me to use a blackboard eraser and a flying ruler to hit me.

The squad leader walked in front for a while and could not find a way. It is no wonder that the Red House North Street was not easy to find. I also looked for a long time when I came.

So I went to the front and took the team back to the right route.

After seeing the four-story residential building in the community, I smugly stopped and looked back at the squad leader, proudly spurting hot air out of my nostrils.

The squad leader screamed as saying: "Yeah, you and Xiaoqin are childhood friends, definitely have come to each other's home, you should have led you to lead the way..."

Then I reached over and touched my head. "Oh, well done, my sister will take you away from the lychee."

Who is your lychee! Don't touch my head casually! I have a circle on the gold head under my knees! What should I do if I am not tall after I touch it? And when you are a sister, you are addicted!

I hate my mom more and more, and no matter whether she throws away her son, she has no news. If, if she gave birth to me one day, I wouldn’t have to be crushed by Shusha!

Soon I took the elevator to the 4th floor, and Xiaoqin heard the footsteps outside and opened the door for us.

"Come in and come in! I am looking forward to you when I am together!"

I didn’t call me first, but I couldn’t help but pull the squad leader into it.

The appearance looks like a pair of good sisters. I hope that Xiao Qin will not secretly make bad things to the squad leader.

Or is she still implementing the "I am more staying" plan, treating the squad leader with a heart, and expecting the squad leader to first murder himself?

It’s really the brain-breaking logic cultivated by girl comics. Isn’t Xiaoqin always obeying the strange rule of “Whoever hurts first?”

In this case, I can't imagine the scene of the squad leader's murder of others. In any case, Xiaoqin's character is arrogant and her heart is black. If she is determined to murder the squad leader, the squad leader will soon be listed as the missing person. From this world. Evaporate.

Not Monday, this is the fifth day that Xiao Qin is resting at home, so she looks quite good. When we took off our shoes in the foyer, she kept her eyes wide open and searched for clues on us.

There is nothing suspicious, and if you misunderstand it, it will be my intention, my radish plan can't start!

After the squad leader took off his skateboard shoes and placed them neatly on the shoe rack, I noticed that although the shoes were well maintained, they could not be seen from the upper, but from the soles, it was obviously a bit old. . There are a lot of criss-crossing scratches, and there is a small crack under the sole of the left foot, which makes people worry that if the force is too strong, the whole sole will be broken from here.

The squad leader, you have a little trick on yourself! If you don't buy a pair of new shoes, you have to fix it at least! How do you buy fruit for Xiaoqin? When the class won the mountaineering competition, did you still invite everyone to drink soda? I heard that the use of the class fee is the money that I spent... No wonder Shu Shu takes you as the opposite textbook! Even I feel that you will not enjoy life!

Compared to the more mature sweaters and jeans on the squad leader, Xiaoqin’s attire today is quite amazing.

She had a short-sleeved T-shirt on her upper body (a cartoon crocodile on the T-shirt), a plaid skirt (long skirt, almost covered with ankle), and a scarf as a belt. Waist, quite Indian-inhabited, or the style of the Gypsy Rangers.

Of course, Xiao Qin, who is always afraid of cold, will not be barefoot. Under the plaid skirt is a pair of purple cotton stockings that look very warm.

Can not say that this combination is ugly, but also has a primitive tribal beauty, but compared with the squad leader, it is absolutely childish like a kindergarten level.

The squad leader's clothing is suitable for going out at home, and Xiaoqin is dressed as a standard house girl. If a pair of glasses is added, it will be perfect.

Is this part of the "I am more staying" program?

"Xiao Qin, is it a little bit worn on your upper body?"

When the squad leader just exported, he noticed the heat wave in the house and unwittingly pulled up the sleeves of his sweater.

Since entering the door, Xiaoqin is greeting the squad leader. The two girls are sitting on the sofa talking and laughing, and I am so cold that I am like an ordinary male student representative.

I am a little unaccustomed, I don't know what medicine is sold in the gourd of Xiaoqin.

"Oh, light talk, forget to make tea for you!"

Xiaoqin said that he would get up and go to the kitchen.

The squad leader stopped Xiaoqin. "You still have to rest more, I am going."

Asked about the location of the tea set and tea, I went to the kitchen to prepare.

In the living room, I only had two people with Xiaoqin. I was sitting a little farther away from Xiaoqin and looked at her nervously.

"Ye Lin's classmates are really lascivious!"

Xiaoqin hugged his knees, no one said.

"You, what are you talking about!"

"There is already me, and I still have the idea of ​​the squad leader..."

"You, you whisper!"

"But the squad leader also has a responsibility. She knows that Ye Lin is a metamorphosis of color, but also tempts you with the flesh..."

"No one but you, tempting me with the flesh! What do you want?"

I am so angry that I have forgotten that I am a metamorphosis of color.

Xiaoqin looked at the ceiling and thought about it. "The squad leader came to see me. It must be that the weasel gave the chicken a good year. I am in charge of the squad leader in my home today!"

"The fruit she bought must have been poisoned! Broken grass, crane red, arsenic, blood seal, etc. But I have to look like nothing at all, eat each one, wait a while When I snorted and spit foam, Ye Lin was responsible for sending me to the hospital!"

No, if it’s the poison you said, it’s too late to go to the hospital.

Xiaoqin said that the more and more strength, carrying two small fists.

"In addition to poisoning me, the squad leader will use various methods to frame me. The most common way is to say bad things about me...so I will deliberately leave some time for you to be alone..."

"When the stupid Ye Lin classmate is provoked by the squad leader's bad words, after alienating me and scolding me, I will cry and run away! This is a very important plot turning point, and will definitely give me a close-up picture!"

Do you think you are the heroine of the girl comics? What good is it to give you a close-up picture?

"Hey." Xiaoqin's face appeared in the face of the victory, "I have seen so many comics, although the heroine will have a difficult time after being detained, but as soon as the misunderstanding is solved, the plot will be reversed immediately! The squad leader who is framed will eat the evil consequences, and will listen to the music of my wedding with Ye Lin, a person crying outside the church alone!"

At this time, the squad leader poked out half of the body behind the glass sliding door of the kitchen. "Ye Lin, come over, I have something to ask you."

Xiaoqin handed me a look, covering her mouth with a "screaming" smirk, saying in a low voice:

"How? The squad leader really wants to say bad things about me?"

I glanced at Xiao Qin and went to the kitchen to find out what was going on.