I’m on the Road To Probation Paranoia

    Bai Han and Du Jieqing moved to a cliff. There were almost no people in the area, and the two lived a truly isolated life.

    Bai Han has long been fasted and stopped eating whole grains, but in her eyes, "Du Ninglan" is still a mortal body, still in a situation where people are iron rice or steel, and they will be hungry if they don't eat a meal. stage.

    So she opened a large vegetable garden around Asgard to grow mortal wheat, corn and rice, as well as some dishes that Du Jieqing likes to eat.

    In addition, every few days, she also ran to the deep mountains and old forests to drag back one or two animals, and went down to the deep pools to catch a few swimming fish and shellfish to improve the food.

    Although it was a little dull, the two of them had a good life.

    Having food, shelter and someone to take care of, Bai Han quite likes it, and even enjoys such a slow-paced life.

    She even thought that her recent two remunerations and bonuses are not small, but the land in the super first-tier cities is a lot of money, especially since her company happens to be in the center of the city, it can even be regarded as this city. The landmark of the city, one can imagine how high the surrounding land prices are.

    As far as she thinks she can buy a deposit that she can secretly laugh at in her dreams, in fact, she can only buy a toilet, or a small toilet that cannot fit a bathtub.

    She also thought about buying a larger one in the suburbs and living more comfortably, but the commute time is too long, the cost of working time is too high, and the business trip is fine, but if you punch in on duty—the time is long, Afraid to give birth to the feeling of boredom.

    If she had no money, she would not consider buying a house at all. If Si had a lot of money, then she would definitely buy a high-end apartment around the company without blinking her eyes. With so much money, you can buy a house, but there are not so many options.

    Bai Han happens to be at the most embarrassing stage, so she has been talking about buying a house for a long time, but she has not taken any actual action.

    Now it seems that it is better to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, find a seclusion in the mountains and forests, be self-sufficient, entertain yourself, and make money without hard work.

    But—the ideal is plump, the reality is skinny.

    In the real world, she has no spiritual power, she must eat, and she has to do everything by herself.

    It is impossible to grow food easily, and it is impossible to kill a wild boar and bison to eat meat at will, not to mention fork fish, she can't even fish.

    And, in real life, who would like to stay away from the convenience of abandoning the city and live like a savage with her?

    Is it inconvenient for takeaway in a big city, is it a bad dessert in a big city, or is a bar in a big city not fun?

    Even staying at home, air-conditioning and WIFI are all boring.

    So, the game of seclusion, let's just enjoy it here.

    She didn't know how long "Du Ninglan" would last, and it was inconvenient to ask, so she had to seize every minute and every second to enjoy the life of Peach Blossom Spring.

    In addition, "Du Ninglan" is really good at taking care of people, just like... someone, so over the past few decades, Bai Han has been really happy.

    It would be better if there is no excessive indulgence of "Du Ninglan".

    Bai Han simply doesn't know why "Du Ninglan" is so obsessed with a certain sport. Although it is really comfortable to do it, it is also very tiring. Is it bad to exercise properly?

    Excessive exercise is not good for the body, especially the kidneys.

    Sometimes, Bai Han even wonders whether "Du Ninglan" is a cultivator or she is a cultivator. As the ceiling of the world's cultivation, even if she doesn't use her spiritual power at that time , but it doesn't mean that an ordinary person who has not been physically strong and has been abused since he was a child, is fine.

      mouth.

    Is there not a time when she is tired and tired?

    Bai Han will never forget how meaningful and dangerous "Du Ninglan" looked at her when she asked this sentence.

    Even though "Du Ninglan" didn't say a word, even his pupils were smooth, not even a single ripple, but Bai Han was still keenly aware of the danger, and subconsciously, the back of his body, Wanting to escape, even desperately trying to get out of bed.

    Not only was she unable to step back half a point, she was even pulled forward suddenly, her center of gravity was tilted, and she fell into the arms of "Du Ninglan", her forehead was knocked on the soft chest, it didn't hurt , and even a little more comfortable.

    The sweet smell penetrated into the nose one by one, Bai Han took a deep breath uncontrollably, feeling familiar and pleasant.

    But "Du Ninglan" hugged very close, Bai Han struggled desperately to push him away, but was hugged tighter, one hand stuck on her back, Bai Han Buffalo stepped back half a minute.

    Du Ninglan hugged Bai Han, slammed her chin on her head, chuckled, and said meaningfully: "Why, Master thinks that I am too weak? I am not satisfied with what I just did. Performance?"

    "?!" Is this still weak?

    If it were any bigger, the ground would be ploughed through by the plowshare.

    Bai Han shook his head hurriedly, so panicked that he couldn't say anything: "No, of course not, I didn't mean that, I just think that you... are still young, you shouldn't be obsessed with this kind of thing now, If you are old and your body is empty, it will be bad."

    "Du Ninglan"'s face sank, her eyes were cold and dangerous, she stared at Bai Han, suddenly approached, and asked coldly, "What do you mean by Master? I'm strong from the outside and work hard? Take good care of my physical strength? Otherwise, I won't be able to satisfy the master in the future?"

    What does "!" mean? !

    Don't say Bai Han is not keen on this sport at all, just say her current state, is this not satisfied? This is obviously being overfed, and even dying.

    She pursed her lips and said hesitantly, "Don't guess."

    "Du Ninglan" tilted her head and saw the shy flush on her face that was completely inconsistent with her temperament, a gentle smile rose from her eyes, but she quickly suppressed it, pretending to be With a stern face, he asked in a deep voice, "Since Master is not dissatisfied with me, why do you ask me this?"

    Bai Han just opened his mouth, "Du Ninglan" leaned down, bit her lips, and sucked thinly.

    The previous kiss had made Bai Han's lips red and swollen, and a slight touch at this time was like a needle stick, and the pain was fine.

      slide.

    "Du Ninglan" tilted her head, kissed the tears hanging from Bai Han's eyelashes, buried her head in Bai Han's neck, and said in a low and **** voice, "It's all my fault."

    Bai Han suddenly had a bad prediction in his heart and was about to push her away, but he was still a step too late.

    Sure enough, "Du Ninglan" grabbed Bai Han's wrist, pushed him lightly, and pushed him down on the bed, put his hands on the sides of his head, and gently licked the corner of Bai Han's mouth : "How can I make Master doubt my physical strength? It seems that I am not doing enough, Master, give me another chance, this time I will play well and try to make Master satisfied at once!"

    Her graceful figure crawls on Bai Han's body, wrapping around Bai Han like a beautiful snake. on.

    The voice was like a soul song, Bai Han's spirit was obviously exhausted, and he didn't even want to cooperate with her, but his body still softened honestly, and the city gate was wide open to him , and even prepare tea to welcome the enemy's invasion.

      A beautifully crafted piece of art, I saw "Du Ninglan" with a strong heart. I didn't want to see her cry, but I wanted her to cry louder and more pitiful because of herself.

      I whimpered, and when the sun was about to set, the shower finally stopped and everything was calm again.

    Since then, Bai Han never dared to tell "Du Ninglan" anything about that.

    Even if she overdos it a few times, she will not bring it up, but will bear it obediently and silently, for fear that "Du Ninglan" will deliberately tease her and deliberately misinterpret her meaning.

    After that day, she didn't get out of bed for at least three or four days, lying on the bed, she didn't seem to feel her lower body.

    For a long time when she just woke up, she suspected that she was paralyzed and could only spend the rest of her life in the hospital bed.

    Not only satisfied Du Ninglan, but also solved the embarrassment of her own incompetence.

    But not surprisingly, Bai Han just thinks too much.

    It eased for a few hours, and after eating something, she already felt pain and numbness in her legs.

    At that moment, she seemed to feel the pain in the heart when the little mermaid drank the magic potion in the fairy tale and the fish tail turned into a human leg.

    But fortunately, after that runaway excess, "Du Ninglan" no longer dared to be so bubbly, Bai Han returned to eating meat every day, but he would not be A day when a large pot of oily braised pork is greasy.

    It was just that incident that caused Bai Han to speak to "Du Ninglan" while squeezing her throat to produce PTSD. As soon as she heard that voice, her body trembled uncontrollably. His feet were weak, as if he might fall down at any time.

    This afternoon, Bai Han was watering vegetables in the vegetable garden.

    She held the water scoop in one hand, raised the other hand to wipe the sweat on her forehead, and looked at a large piece of green vegetables. Entering the belly of "Du Ninglan", a burst of pride and satisfaction rose from the bottom of my heart.

    "Master!" The soft call of "Du Ninglan" came from behind, Bai Han's calf softened and he almost knelt in the vegetable field.

    Bai Han froze his neck and turned his head, as if hyaluronic acid had been applied to his face, and smiled unnaturally: "What, what's wrong?"

    She wanted to call A Lan subconsciously, but she just made an "A" mouth shape and forced herself to swallow it back, almost biting the tip of her tongue.

    Since she left the Lanshan faction, "Du Ninglan" didn't like her calling her name very much, as if the name reminded her of the humiliation she experienced in the past.

    As long as she asks, Bai Han will do it, not to mention such trivial matters.

    The name is just a code name, not to mention that if it is called A Lan, Bai Han will always unconsciously think of someone, so he simply changes his mouth.

    Doesn't change her surname, Du Ninglan forcibly asked to use Bai Han's surname as her first name, as if she wanted to brand herself Bai Han.

    At the beginning, Bai Han always felt that he was called himself and was not used to it, but after being taught a few times by "Du Ninglan", he had a long memory, but he always hello when it was not necessary. name, without a name.

    "It's okay, I just want to see you." "Du Ninglan" said it with confidence, as if what she said was comparable to saving the world.

    Bai Han is not as cheeky as her, her face flushed red, she lowered her head and looked at her toes: "Look at me?"

    During the period, the eyes of "Du Ninglan" did not leave Bai Han's face, and even smiled while watching, as if Bai Han followed the steamer, a steam of heat rushed up, She licked her dry lips and protested in a low voice, "What's there to see? Aren't you going to catch fish in the mountains? Go back early."

    "Okay, then don't do it, just go to sleep for a while." "Du Ninglan" took out a handkerchief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and pushed She went to the shade.

    Bai Han refused to be incompetent, so he put down the water scoop and turned back to the house.

    …

    Standing under the sun for a long time, Bai Han was indeed a little sleepy. He went back to the room and lay on the bed. After a while, the sleepiness surged up and he slowly fell asleep.

    I don't know how long I slept, when Bai Han heard a creaking door and felt a figure fall in front of him.

    "Why did you come back so soon?" Bai Han didn't wake up at all, but felt that the sunlight was a little dazzling, asked a random question, turned over and continued to sleep.

    Somewhere she felt two laser-like eyes staring at her, she felt a little strange, but she couldn't hold the strength to ask.

    "Don't, don't make trouble." A hand was placed on the shoulder, down the collarbone, Bai Han couldn't bear the disturbance, and finally slowly woke up, his mind was still drowsy, and his vision was a little blurry , Seeing the shadows of the large-scale shadows, even the facial features of the person in front of him can't be seen clearly, let alone the expressions.

    I only vaguely felt that the clothes she was wearing were wrong, but when she thought that the other party was going to catch fish, she must have changed to a clean set when she came back. That hand, with a blushing face and a sticky voice, refused: "No, don't."

    But the other party seemed to have not heard at all, his hand still kept going down, seeing that his clothes were about to be taken off, Bai Han rubbed his back molars and said embarrassingly: "I, below me, it's still hurting, don't do this."

    The other party's hand suddenly stopped, Bai Han thought she heard it, and exhaled.

    "Hi—" Bai Han gasped, before he could regain his senses, the other party grabbed her hand and pulled it up, pulled her belt, and tied both hands together bedside.

    It’s not that I haven’t played similar tricks before, but every time I use the soft rope specially made by “Du Ninglan”, even if Bai Han struggles hard, it will not wear her skin, But this time... Bai Han just moved slightly, and she could feel her wrist hurt by the rope.

    She struggled, but did not break free, and finally woke up.

    She blinked her eyes, deliberately softened her voice, and said coquettishly, "Don't be like this, okay, my hand hurts, it hurts~"

    Bai Han is not good at acting like a spoiled child, but whenever she is deliberately pretentious, "Du Ninglan" will always satisfy her small wish, and she will let her go when she is in a good mood, so when she This privilege is exercised when it is really unwilling.

    Bai Han stretched her neck, keeping herself close to "Du Ninglan", and whispered in her ear: "Sister Du, I'm not feeling well today, please let me go. ~”

    The heavy aura made Bai Han a little frightened. She noticed that "Du Ninglan" seemed to be in a bad mood, so she asked carefully, "What's wrong?"

    As soon as she finished speaking, "Du Ninglan" slammed down and bit her neck fiercely.

    "Du—" Just as Bai Han was about to speak, he suddenly covered her hand with one hand, clasping her mouth tightly, as if to suffocate her to death.

    Bai Han's pupils dilated slightly and looked at "Du Ninglan" in astonishment.

    At that moment, she even wondered if "Du Ninglan" was going to kill her.

      and anger.

    Bai Han wanted to resist, but after thinking about it, since leaving the Lanshan faction, "Du Ninglan" has rarely lost control of her emotions. Maybe something really happened.

      The way to conquer Bai Han proves himself.

    In order to ease the emotions of "Du Ninglan", and to make herself feel less guilty, Bai Han could only try his best to relax and accept her.

    Tears fell silently down her cheeks, but she still looked at her with a pair of gentle and sincere eyes, trying to convey her tolerance and concern, but...

      , staring angrily at the person above him.

    Bai Han's eyes widened suddenly, and hurriedly shrank into "Du Ninglan"'s arms, but just when she wanted to tell "Du Ninglan" that someone came in, Bai Han's pupils suddenly dilated.

    "Du Ninglan" knew that someone broke in, but not only did not stop, but also made it to the end in an instant, as if it would be stopped a second later.

    A gust of wind hit, Bai Han saw the person at the door suddenly pull out the ribbon from his waist and stab at it.

    In panic, Bai Han suddenly found that the person who was attacking with anger was wearing the same clothes as "Du Ninglan" who went to catch fish before, even the one on her hand. The ribbon, Bai Han has seen countless times, and when he closes his eyes, the embroidery pattern on it can emerge in his mind.

    Bai Han's pupils dilated suddenly, looking at someone who was lying on top of him in disbelief.

    Tears fell like broken beads, Bai Han opened her mouth several times, and finally regained her lost voice, she shouted in a hoarse voice, not sure: "Du , Du Jieqing?"

    I saw this man slightly hooked his lips, showing a malicious smile, grinning and saying to Bai Han: "No, Master, I am Du Ninglan."

    The author has something to say: I have grown a bit longer today, please praise me!

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    Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 2 bards, 23331 maple leaves;

    Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of bard Momoda, Nanqiao Yueyouming; 6 bottles of duck dogs; 2 bottles of I love pretty sister;

    Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!