I’m on the Road To Probation Paranoia

    Farewell to the mother and daughter who suddenly appeared, and got the gasoline, inexplicably made the boss angry once, and the two hit the road again.

    But the more Bai Han thought about it, the more he didn't understand whether the boss' mood was too fickle, he couldn't catch her anger at all.

    Bai Han turned the steering wheel absentmindedly, not paying attention to Guan Yiyun's head tilted next to her, and was always watching her.

      Filled with excitement, it's obviously a prelude to wanting to do something big.

    I gradually got off the highway, and more and more people met on the road.

    Some people came up to chat with them to ask about the situation, some people watched two thin girls with bad intentions to **** supplies, and some even wanted to recruit them into the team. Han Yiyi resolved and refused.

     But through these people, Bai Han also learned a lot of news, and also had a simple understanding of the overall situation and the upcoming city B. After learning about it, Bai Han wanted to find a team to join. After all, in such a large base, there must be a lot of rules on the surface, and the twists and turns behind her are definitely not something she can compete with.

    But when she met several teams, Bai Han felt it was suitable, and she discussed it with the boss in advance, and she did not raise any objections.

    But every time they meet, the boss will make trouble temporarily, making Bai Han look like a scumbag.

    At first, Bai Han thought it was the boss who was dissatisfied with the team he was looking for, but after many times, Bai Han realized it.

    The boss doesn't want to join any team at all!

    Bai Han is also tired: "If you don't want to, just say no, I really think I want to get close to those people in the past?"

    System: "The villain is capable, but what's wrong with Tsundere?"

    Bai Han: "..." OK.

    What else can I do?

    Bai Han also stopped looking for a team, thinking about not looking for it, maybe it will become the ration of the boss's pet, harming others in vain.

    …

    This day, Bai Han found a remote place, stopped for an afternoon, exchanged gasoline with others, and set off again the next morning.

    I didn't expect to hear an embarrassing, blushing, dissonant sound as soon as I got out of the car.

    Bai Han froze, turned around in a panic and bumped into Guan Yiyun who was following her.

     Guan Yiyun hugged her waist: "What's the matter? What sound?"

    As she was about to go forward to check, Bai Han hurriedly put her arms around her shoulders and carried them to the car, lowered her voice and said, "Nothing, get in the car first, let's walk forward. ."

    Guan Yiyun twisted her body to break free of her hand: "This is near the water source, why do you have to go forward, is there someone in front? I really heard the sound? What sound, such a strange sound what."

      on.

    Bai Han hurriedly followed, the ambiguous voice became louder and louder, she wanted to pull Guan Yiyun back, but found that the other party was so fascinated by it that she even instinctively patted the hand she stretched out. hand.

    On the grass, a man and a woman were seen writhing like water snakes.

    Men are on top and women are below.

    "Hurry up and hurry up, I can't do it anymore, I'm coming..."

    The man obviously had no strength, so he slapped the woman hard: "Little. Sao. Good, are you trying to squeeze me out?"

    The woman winked like silk and grabbed the man's hand: "Give me, give me."

    The man laughed wretchedly when he heard this.

    The voices of the two became louder and louder, Bai Han's ears were so hot that they were almost familiar, and he patted Guan Yiyun's hand: "Xiaoyun, let's go."

     Guan Yiyun did not move, but asked, "Sister, what are they doing?"

    “…” Bai Han was faced with a difficult problem that all parents could not face, how to teach children about **** and knowledge.

    She hesitated and poked at the system: "How do others fool children? Give me some ideas."

    The system said: "Other people's children are not crazy demons who can control zombies and kill without blinking an eye."

    Bai Han: "…"

    Hesitate any more, the two of them will finish their work, Bai Han bit the bullet and said, "They are doing what husband and wife do."

    Bai Han had nothing to say, and forcibly dragged Guan Yiyun away.

    It is rare for Bai Han not to rely on Guan Yiyun, so the boss was naturally unhappy and said with a pouted mouth: "You are perfunctory me again, that man is so old, his head is bald, and that woman is still So young, how could it be a husband and wife, you lied."

    "Maybe that man is a programmer and looks old." Bai Han lied, "You can't judge people by their appearance."

    System "???"

    "Really?" Guan Yiyun looked at her suspiciously, "Can only couples do that kind of thing? Can't other relationships do it?"

     "Also, I just saw that very important thing last time, and it was in that man's hand."

    "It's not..." Bai Han touched the back of his neck, his eyes wandering, "What, you're wrong, so far away, maybe your eyes are dazzled."

    "No, I don't, that's right, even the colors are exactly the same." Guan Yiyun insisted.

    Bai Han's cheeks blushed, he couldn't think about it anymore, he choked for a while and said casually, "Don't worry about them, okay, aren't you hungry, just in time, I'll make you roast chicken legs with a fire. "

    The chicken is a semi-finished product. After thawing, you can take it out and bake it directly. Bai Han brought the fire together and buried the marinated chicken wrapped in tinfoil.

    Bai Han and Guan Yiyun surrounded the fire, one after another poked the flames.

     Guan Yiyun was absent-minded throughout the whole process, occasionally turning his head to see the direction the two were doing.

    Bai Han lowered his head and did not dare to look at Guan Yiyun, for fear that she would ask something difficult to answer.

    The meat was slowly cooked, and the rich aroma came out. Bai Han felt a lot more comfortable. She poked it with a branch, and after taking it out, the aroma of the chicken became more intense. Hot back immediately.

     Guan Yiyun hurriedly asked: "Are you okay, why are you so careless?"

    Pushing away her hand, he reached out to open the tinfoil, Bai Han hurriedly dragged her: "I didn't see that I was hot just now, what's the matter, you don't think it's hot."

    As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Guan Yiyun dismantle the tin foil with her bare hands, take out the roasted chicken drumsticks inside, blow it and hand it to Bai Han: "Sister hungry? Be careful?"

      No red.

    Bai Han was a little stunned, but immediately returned to nature, and pushed all the meat to Guan Yiyun: "No, no, not so hungry, you hurry up and eat."

     Guan Yiyun nibbled at the meat and asked, "Sister, is it comfortable to do that kind of thing?"

    “???” Are children’s memories so good now? Why do you like to get to the bottom of things? You ask me, who am I to ask?

    Bai Han's face turned red: "What are you asking about this?"

    "Can't children ask?" Guan Yiyun raised his head, his eyes were pure and clear, but Bai Han couldn't resist the words he asked, "Can a child do such a thing?"

    "No!" Finally, there was a question that could be answered directly, Bai Han said with a serious face, "Children can't do this kind of thing." She couldn't help but patted Guan Yiyun's head, after filming, suddenly felt like touching a tiger's head, and coughed twice, "Remember?"

     Guan Yiyun pouted and said, "When can I do such a thing? Can my sister do it? Has my sister done it?"

    I didn't understand how the topic extended to me, Bai Han's ears were all red: "Ask, what are you asking this for?"

     Guan Yiyun asked innocently: "I just want to know if this kind of thing is comfortable."

    Bai Han wanted to end this topic early: "I, I don't know, I haven't done it."

     Guan Yiyun suddenly came over, her fluffy hair was tied to Bai Han's chin, it was numb and itchy, she licked the corner of her lips: "Sister, let's do it, try it and you'll know uncomfortable."

    Bai Han: "?!" She immediately jumped, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

      I, I don't know what to give my sister, so I just want to make her feel comfortable."

    I don't know if the boss really doesn't understand, or is he teasing her, but this topic must not continue.

    Bai Han was almost fully cooked, and her face was blushing and blood was dripping. She hurriedly stopped the topic: "Stop, stop, this topic ends here, and you are not allowed to bring it up again in the future."

    When Bai Han saw that she was finally giving up, he could not help but let out a sigh of relief.

    …

    On the second day, Bai Han went out to look for the water source, and suddenly heard a shrill scream. She thought that it was none of her business and would not join in the fun. After fetching water, she hurried away. Dark green vines quietly wrapped around her ankles.

    "!" Bai Han threw the kettle in his hand, pulled out the dagger at his waist and cut the vines fiercely, "What is this, it's disgusting!"

    After the vine was cut off, a creamy white viscous liquid sprayed on Bai Han's face.

    Bai Han reached out and wiped it, it was slippery and smelled of sandalwood, and Bai Han almost spit it out.

    Bai Han took a deep breath, and before he could check the injury on his hand, he quickly got up, hesitated, turned his toes, and ran desperately in the opposite direction of Guan Yiyun's location.

      On the ankle, it was retracted again, as if intimidating.

    "Help, help us!"

    "Help...life..."

    Heart-piercing cries for help constantly came from his ears, Bai Han didn't dare to stop for a moment, and staggered to the upper reaches, only then did Bai Han realize that the vines had already rolled up a lot of people. Several were **** by the five flowers, and looked at Bai Han for help with a look of horror.

    There are several vacancies next to it, blood dripping on the vine man, blood dripping continuously, and there are **** lumps directly below. Bai Han inevitably thought of some kind of cruel picture, and his stomach cramped.

    Bai Han jumped forward and almost slipped into the water.

    The vines flew from all directions to block her, Bai Han barely stood by the river, but she saw that the vines were about to surround her in the next second.

    "Look ahead!" The system suddenly said, hearing Bai Han's eyes suddenly sharp, he suddenly looked at a green vine in the center of the water source that only two people could hug together - that is the vine heart.

    She raised her hand sharply.

    After a dazzling white light, all the vines gradually shrank and turned yellow, thumping and thumping several times, and the person bound by the vines fell into the water like dumplings, splashing a large amount of water .

    "Are you alright." The situation was urgent, and the system gave her a big boost, overdrafting her abilities and even physical fitness.

    Bai Han lost a trace of strength, every muscle seemed to have been plucked from the bones, and the fibers were plucked into a soft mud. Calm down slowly.

    She rested for a while, regained some strength, then got up on her hands and prepared to leave. But because of fear, my legs were still a little weak, and I didn't get up for the first time.

    After delaying so much time, the few people who were still alive in the water have already climbed ashore, and seeing that Bai Han was about to leave, they hurriedly chased after him: "Wait a minute, Thank you for saving us."

    Bai Han didn't have the strength to deal with them, frowned and waved his hands, and said impatiently, "No."

    Bai Han frowned and looked at him: "What do you want to say?"

    Bai Han's head is buzzing now, like thousands of flies and bees are flying around her.

    The man pursed his lips and asked, "Are you alone? We want to invite you to join our team."

    Bai Han grabbed the dagger in his hand and said coldly, "No, I won't join any team."

    The man's eyes flashed and he pleaded: "Our squad has a complete range of abilities, join us to ensure that you will not suffer."

    Bai Han refused again without hesitation. After all, no power was as powerful as a boss for her.

    She is a big boss now, and I have it all in the world.

    But these people were reluctant to let go, and they followed Bai Han like small tails, and they couldn't get rid of them.

    Bai Han had a dark face and stopped: "What do you guys want to do?"

    At first, the man wiped away his cold sweat and said with a flattering smile: "Please think about it again, do you really not plan to join our team?"

    Bai Han shook his head impatiently, and before he could speak, another man appeared in the team.

    The man is slightly thin, with red lips and white teeth. Although there is still panic and panic on his face, he can still see his delicate facial features.

    He shivered and tried to approach Bai Han, and when he got to the front, the corners of his lips curved up slightly, revealing a harmless smile, his voice was gentle: "We really sincerely invite you to join us, With your participation, our team will be even more powerful and will be invincible."

    He gave Bai Han a wink, and when he got close, he was almost close to Bai Han's face, and the tip of his nose contrasted with the tip of his nose.

    The voice also seemed to be squeezing his voice: "There are not many people in our team, women are even more scarce, it is not easy to meet in the end of the world, everyone is friends, it is more convenient to do what you want, isn't it? ?"

    Speaking half face to Bai Han, with a greasy expression of a male publicist, Bai Han almost spit out the lunch he just ate.

    Bai Han said coldly, "Stay away from me!"

    The male publicist shivered with fright, looked back at the others, and said again: "Don't worry, we will never drag you down, we can still provide you with food, as long as you let We will follow you, do whatever you want..."

    In the end, the man's tone was close to pleading, but Bai Han was unmoved, and he didn't think there was any beauty in a man with pear blossoms and rain, and even got a layer of goose bumps .

    She raised her hand lightly, Jiang Juejie threw a thunderbolt out, smashed it in front of the male publicist, and suddenly a small hole appeared on the ground.

    The male publicist fought two battles, dragged his legs back a few steps, and looked at her in horror: "I, I have no malicious intentions, don't...don't..."

    Bai Han said in a vicious voice: "Don't follow me, otherwise..."

    There is no need for her to say anything later, the male publicist's legs are soft, let alone keep up, it is difficult to move.

    Bai Han felt relieved when she saw this, she glared at a few people, brushed off the grass clippings on her body, and rushed back anxiously.

    It's been out for so long, and if you don't go back, the boss will be angry again.

    Bai Han was thinking about the boss, but he didn't notice that this group of people dared to follow behind her and followed her to the resting place of the two.

    Guan Yiyun waited at the intersection early, straightened his neck, and immediately greeted Bai Han when he saw Bai Han, and asked worriedly: "Why did you go for so long, did you encounter any trouble? "

    "No, I lost the water bladder, I couldn't find it after searching for a while, I just came back." He didn't want to tell those bad things to the boss, Bai Han was going to say something perfunctory casually In the past, I didn't expect that the group of people would emerge themselves as soon as the voice fell, showing a pleasing smile at Bai Han.

     Immediately went to Guan Yiyun, and explained attentively: "You are this lady's companion, we encountered life-threatening just now, thanks to her seemingly helping, we just wanted to invite This lady joined our team, but she obviously had concerns, so we came back with her specifically to ask her companions if they would like to join our team together."

      Save them?"

    Dare to die? Bai Han also wanted to know why he was risking his own life to save them. Could it be that he was fed up?

    How do some words come out of their mouths, so strange?

    Bai Han pursed his lips, not daring to get angry at the boss, he could only glared at the uninvited people, and patted Guan Yiyun on the back soothingly: "I don't know They, I am running for my own life, not saving them, but don't be afraid, I will drive them away."

    With their courage and fighting power, Bai Han didn't dare to take it seriously.

     But just after he finished speaking, the male publicist suddenly stood up again, grabbed Bai Han's wrist suddenly, and burst into tears: "Let us follow you, we promise we will never hold back. Yes, we have food and connections, by the way, this road is the only way to B city, so you should go to B city."

      So easy."

    "But we are different, we can, as long as you take us with you, we don't need anything, no one will dare to stop you along the way, really, I dare not lie to you, we ourselves are Pass."

    The following people also hurriedly echoed: "Yes, let us follow you, we guarantee that you will enter City B absolutely unimpeded."

    From the beginning, the boss's eyes were fixed on the male publicist's grasp on Bai Han's wrist, and he didn't say a word.

    An inexplicable fear rose in Bai Han's heart, as if he was being targeted by a large beast, and the back of his neck was swish.

    She tried so hard to withdraw her hand, but the male publicist held it tightly, and kept leaning in front of Bai Han, the whole person was about to stick to Bai Han, and even flew Winks.

      A twitch, fell to the ground.

    The male publicist was caught off guard and fell to the ground. He looked up at Bai Han, and didn't get up for a while.

    Bai Han was about to speak, when he saw the male publicist sobbing and crying, looking like a pitiful abandoned boy.

    He is not a big boss, so he can't arouse Bai Han's sympathy at all.

    Bai Han sternly said with a cold face, "You have already touched my bottom line, I count three, if you don't disappear from my eyes quickly, I will let you disappear from this world!"

    The crowd immediately shrank their heads like quails in fright, and the cry of the male publicist stopped abruptly.

    Everyone can't believe that such a kind-hearted person Bai Han is so cruel, but as long as she thinks of her decisiveness and explosiveness in dealing with the vines just now, and Guan Yiyun's weak appearance, you will know Bai Han is definitely not an easy-going character, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to live up to the present, and he would have raised a cumbersome burden so well.

    The male publicist became withdrawn, but he did not expect that these people are not finished yet, and the waves are not settled.

    In the crowd, a skinny little girl stepped out and slowly approached, but she did not grab Bai Han's wrist as recklessly as a male publicist, but was half afraid and half shy Looking at Bai Han, he whispered, "Sister, please, take us to City B. Our parents are in City B. When we get to City B, we will ask them to thank you and give Your qualifications and place to live in City B, and whether you eat well, I beg you, sister, help us."

    When she spoke, she peeked at Guan Yiyun, and looked at Guan Yiyun secretly. The moment she saw Guan Yiyun's face, her eyes paused, but she quickly retracted her gaze, looked at Bai Han again, and whispered : "I am a water-type ability, as long as you take me, the water will not be cut off, really, if you don't believe me, I will show you."

    She immediately stretched out her hand, but her face turned red, and she didn't see a drop of water.

    Bai Han was not short of water, so he opened his mouth to tell her not to try, and left as soon as possible, but suddenly a small stream of water came out and went straight to Guan Yiyun's face.

    In an instant, the boss had his eyes washed, and she hurriedly covered her face.