I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"Dad, let's have a fight? My hands are itchy recently." Zhao Xiaoxiao started to be a demon as soon as he ran two steps.

Jiang Siming's face turned black and said, "I seriously suspect that you have a tendency to violence."

Zhao Xiaoxiao stomped her foot and said, "What's the matter, I just want to learn from each other. When do you think I fought with someone? Dad, don't wrong the good guys."

Jiang Siming squeezed a little smile and said, "Okay, come on."

"Oye! I'm making a move!" After Zhao Xiaoxiao finished speaking, he fisted towards Jiang Siming.

It was a pity that Jiang Siming was overpowered in a few strokes.

"It's over, let's continue running." Jiang Siming is quite calm, this girl still wants to learn from herself, and she doesn't know how many catties she is.

A person who doesn't even have internal strength wants to learn from a Yuanying monk. You said this is not the worm shaking the tree.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was defeated, pursing her lips, and said to Jiang Siming, "Dad, have I gotten my hands on cultivation practice? I want to practice early and then defeat you."

Jiang Siming was startled and asked as expected.

Well, let's talk about it.

"I got it." Jiang Siming replied.

"Really! Amazing? This cheat." Zhao Xiaoxiao got excited.

"It's amazing, maybe it will be better than Dad in the future." Jiang Siming replied.

"Wow! Then I want to learn! Dad quickly teach me, after I learn, I can protect you, and also protect mothers!" Zhao Xiaoxiao was full of interest.

Jiang Siming seriously took Zhao Xiaoxiao to sit on the lawn, and said to her: "Xiaoxiao, I want to tell you in advance that this exercise is powerful, but you don’t need to learn it at all, and I don’t recommend it. ."

"Why?" Zhao Xiaoxiao wondered.

"Because it has side effects."

"Ah? Will it become ugly after I learn it? Or is it full of hair? Or the **** become smaller? I don't want to~~~" Zhao Xiaoxiao has begun to fantasize about herself, and she is holding herself over her face. The'little hills'.

Jiang Siming was speechless, and said, "Don't worry, you won't know this. After learning it, you will become more and more beautiful, and your life span will become longer and longer."

"Then why do you say it has side effects?"

Jiang Siming replied: "Because you can't fall in love after practicing this exercise, you can't...just do that kind of thing...do you understand?"

"I know, isn't it just being AI~" Zhao Xiaoxiao is a little ghost.

Jiang Siming didn't say anything about her this time. He nodded and said, "Yes, unless you have cultivated to the extreme, that is, you have cultivated to the top rank of this cheat book, you can not be disturbed by this side effect."

"How long does it take to rise to the top rank?" Zhao Xiaoxiao asked, tilting her head, as if she didn't mean to refuse.

This makes Jiang Siming a little uncomfortable. What he hopes is that Zhao Xiaoxiao refuses to practice, and then leads a normal life like a normal girl. Later, he marries a boy he likes, talks about a hard-hearted love, and finally gets married and have children. old.

"It will take a long, long time. People with poor qualifications may not reach it in this life, and people with good qualifications may take hundreds of thousands of years." Jiang Siming said, deliberately speaking more seriously.

Who would have thought that Zhao Xiaoxiao blinked, then looked at Jiang Siming, and finally hugged his head and lay in Jiang Siming's arms.

"Dad, I am willing to practice."

Jiang Siming's heart suddenly jerked, he already regretted telling Zhao Xiaoxiao about it.

"Why? You don't need to practice it at all. Dad will help you find other exercises. You can also practice very powerfully and surpass Dad." Jiang Siming said.

Zhao Xiaoxiao lay in Jiang Siming's arms, closed his eyes comfortably, and the corners of his mouth raised, saying: "I didn't treat you as a father~ never~"

Before Jiang Siming could react, Zhao Xiaoxiao opened his eyes.

Zhao Xiaoxiao, who has gradually come out to be slim, blinked her big eyes and smiled and said to Jiang Siming: "Jiang Siming, will you promise me one thing?"

This was the first time Zhao Xiaoxiao called Jiang Siming's name directly. Even if it was the first time to meet, she just called him uncle.

"You say, Zhao Xiaoxiao." Jiang Siming seemed to feel that Zhao Xiaoxiao was going to talk business.

Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled, sweetly.

"You promise me that you will be my boyfriend when I practice this exercise to the extreme."

In fact, Zhao Xiaoxiao's small abacus can be played finely.

She knew that she hadn't grown up in a short time, and even if she grew up, Jiang Siming would never accommodate her.

She is talking about the tolerance of love, not the love of family.

Therefore, Zhao Xiaoxiao wanted to use the time of practicing this technique to suppress his secret love for Jiang Siming and be his daughter.

Second, Jiang Siming has a buffer time.

Third, and the most important point.

Zhao Xiaoxiao wants to set a bet for herself. If she succeeds in her practice, she will reap a love. If she does not succeed in her practice, she will remain alone for life.

Success or failure is destined by heaven.

It's hard to imagine that Zhao Xiaoxiao, a little girl who is only in the third year of junior high, will feel like this...speaking of maturity, it seems naive, or naive, it seems to be very mature.

Alas, Jiang Siming doesn't know how to describe it.

"Don't rush to agree, I will give you time to consider." Jiang Siming still didn't want Xiaoxiao to practice this.

But Zhao Xiaoxiao stopped doing it. He took Jiang Siming’s hand and said, “Dad, I don’t need to think about it. I’ve already thought it out. Don’t think I’m a hot brain. I’m really ready. I don’t know how to practice other methods."

Jiang Siming was speechless for a moment and looked at her: "Did you really think about it?"

"Hmm!" Zhao Xiaoxiao nodded fiercely.

Jiang Siming sighed, and finally put his hand on Zhao Xiaoxiao's eyebrows, and brought "Samsara Gong" into her mind.

This is Zhao Xiaoxiao's own choice, he respects and understands.

Zhao Xiaoxiao, who was transmitted, seemed to open the door to a new world.

"Wow! Dad, this technique is amazing! It turns out that there are such amazing things in this world, and those Mathematical Olympiad physics competitions are so weak! I like this!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao seemed to have found a new toy, and suddenly felt that learning was meaningless.

Jiang Siming's eyes stared: "You can't mess with my studies. The prerequisite for training is to continue to be the first in grade, otherwise your mother will definitely not let you practice after knowing it."

"Oh, I know, don't worry, after you give me those pills, I feel smarter than before. Learning is not easier. I think those exercises are just like playing now." Zhao Xiaoxiao said nonchalantly.

Jiang Siming also thought about it. If Zhao Xiaoxiao becomes a comprehensionist, her memory, reaction and brain development will expand, but learning becomes easier and simpler for her.

Alas, because Mao didn’t have this treatment when he was a child, otherwise he might go to Harvard to study (laughing and crying)

"Come on, you run a week first, let me see how long it takes." Jiang Siming said to Zhao Xiaoxiao.

Cultivation requires meditation, only his exercises don’t need it, he only needs to "create human beings", simple and easy~