I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"I don't really know how to pick up girls, they all pick me up."

These words pierced Wang Shao's heart like a dagger, gurgling blood.

"What's your face?" Wang Shao vomited.

Jiang Siming shrugged and replied, "I can't help you if you don't believe it."

This face of Versailles made Wang Shao want to crush him.

But thinking about it, there is nothing wrong with it.

Just relying on this guy's peachy face is enough to fascinate many women.

When he first met Jiang Siming, this kid was just a poor dick, a little anchor.

At that time, Jiang Siming had already left single.

Even if you go to a foreign country to play a game, you can still get into a superb woman like Lin Yuner.

He was a hot star at the time, and Jiang Siming was just a small anchor.

These two people can make sparks. If you say that Jiang Siming took the initiative to chase him, Lao Wang really doesn't believe it.

It must be Lin Yuner who has a good affection for Jiang Siming to get the two of them together.

Not to mention that Jiang Siming now knows that this kid has all the advantages that the other half of a woman's fantasy possesses, and it is too normal to be pursued by a woman.

But it was these words that sounded so harsh that I wanted to beat him up.

"Then I asked you to have a meal for nothing?" Shao Wang regretted it. He had known that Jiang Siming hadn't bothered to make an appointment.

In order for Jiang Siming to come out, he specially designed to call him in the hospital, just to make Jiang Siming suspect that he was seriously ill, and he would definitely come.

Well now, I finally called him out. I didn't learn anything about picking up girls. On the contrary, it was a waste of an opportunity to call old J.

If I want to call him out in the future, this trick will definitely not work.

It's a big loss.

"No, you still have something to gain." Jiang Siming comforted him.

"Oh? Really, what's the gain?" Wang Shao's eyes lit up and asked hurriedly.

Jiang Siming put down his chopsticks and took a sip of wine and replied: "At least you know now that you can't get a girl, not because you are not rich enough, but because you are too frustrated."

"Damn!" Shao Wang was so angry that he scolded his mother, picked up the wine glass depressed and began to drink, using wine to relieve his sorrow.

Seeing his depressed look, Jiang Siming couldn't bear to tease him anymore, and smiled: "What a big deal, this girl can't do you just change it. Maybe she refuses you just because she wants to play with you. ."

"I also thought about it, but I just wasn't convinced. I didn't really like her, but the sense of failure made me unable to accept that you can understand it." Wang Shao confided.

Jiang Siming nodded and said, "Understandably, you used to be invincible when you pick up girls, but now you suddenly hit a wall on this woman, and you definitely want to turn around."

"Haha, do you feel that way too?" Shao Wang felt better, and found his soulmate.

But Jiang Siming shook his head again and said, "No, I'm not as cheap as you. I have no interest at all for women who don't like me or who are against me, and it's impossible to go and soak her like you."

When he said this, Jiang Siming thought of the old witch Bingpo Fairy again, and when he thought about it, he got a toothache with anger.

When his strength reaches the real fairyland, he must make this old witch repay twice!

But Shao Wang didn't believe Jiang Siming's nonsense at all, and said sarcastically:

"It's so light. Is there a woman who doesn't like you? Your kid is so perfect, and which woman in the world doesn't love you, so what kind of jokes should you say?"

Jiang Siming spread his hands, honestly no one believed it, it's really hard to be a man.

"It's okay, because you are so miserable and invited me to dinner, let me give you a reference. Let me take a look at the picture of this woman and the chat history between you two."

When Wang Shaoyi heard that there was a play, he quickly called out the other party's WeChat and showed it to Jiang Siming.

Jiang Siming took a look at the photo of this woman first. Good fellow, it really is another net red face, Wang Shao's favorite.

And it's still a net red face with a feeling of first love, no wonder Wang Dashao is so persistent.

It's a pity that in Jiang Siming's eyes, it's very ordinary. His delusion-breaking eyes can break through the illusion, and naturally it can also break through the "deception".

He can see the original face of the other party from any photo that has been P or repaired.

Beauty lens, plus P picture, plus makeup combined together, Qiao Biluo can become a big beauty to harvest all kinds of big brother.

Not to mention some of the girls who have been able to survive, they must all become gods.

But what Jiang Siming looked at was the true face of the other party, so that's it, 70 points can't be higher.

Of course, he would not tell Wang Shao about this, after all, turnips and vegetables have their own loves.

Jiang Siming exited the photo and started to check their chat history.

When Wang Shao looked at Jiang Siming, he only took a look at the photo of his "sweetheart" and then withdrew, and his hanging heart was let go.

If you want to ask him why he is hanging on his heart, then I need to talk about it, for fear of being taken by this kid!

You said that if Jiang Siming also fell in love with his "new prey", then he still has a chance, so he can withdraw directly.

If Jiang Siming likes her, Wang Shao really believes that the other party doesn't need Jiang Siming to take action, and he will take the initiative to send it to the door.

Fortunately, Jiang Siming has no interest in the prey he is fond of.

Worthy of being a good brother, a friend's wife should not be deceived.

In order to express my gratitude, I will not think about Mamanman again in the future! Absolutely not!

Ma Manman will be his sister-in-law from now on!

Jiang Siming doesn't know what this kid is thinking, he is visiting how the rich and young make up for girls.

In Jiang Siming's impression and imagination, people like Wang Dashao should talk about picking up girls with the kind of domineering president.

Or when chatting, every time you send a word, you have to prepare a ten thousand yuan red envelope, nothing else, you have money.

But Wang Dashao's chat history completely subverted Jiang Siming's Three Views.

The words that this kid chats with the woman are not only numb, but also humble, even...with a strong smell of dog licking...

Surprised!

Jiang Siming was stunned!

"Fuck, your kid turned out to be a licking dog!" Jiang Siming complained after reading the record.

Wang Dashao's expression was ashen, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, pulling the veins on his neck and shouting: "Fucking me, it's not a dog! Grass!"

Jiang Siming patted his shoulder, shook his mobile phone, and said, "Do you still say this chat record? I miss your night, you don't know what hurts people, wait for you to reply and wait three hours, I It’s stupid to raise you, let me love you well, can’t you, and..."

"Brother, please, stop talking!" Young Master Wang was about to cry.

Jiang Siming wanted to laugh more and more, but finally couldn't help it, put down his chopsticks and laughed.

"I'm gonna be oily, I'm not greasy, you are really oily, scallion pancakes! Hahahaha..."

At this time, Wang Dashao's face was almost like pig liver, and the secretary next to him wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and he almost suffered from internal injuries.

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