I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

The person who sells for glory is the most disgusting, let alone the person who betrays the country for glory.

This formerly well-known talented *** in China, faced with the temptation of other countries to provide favorable conditions, without shame, willing to abandon his origin, but also to become a slave to others.

Slavery is something carved into his bones, just like the female slave who said that the air in the country is sweet on the first day of studying in the country, a virtue.

In the eyes of such people, no matter how good one's country is, it can't compare to other countries.

No matter how bad things are in other countries, they will regard them as treasures. They all think that the fart they put is fragrant, and the **** is also fragrant, the kind that can be eaten up.

Jiang Siming didn't need to be angry for this kind of person, but he was losing the face of Hua Guo, and he couldn't help being angry.

"Wait later and go back, go somewhere first."

When Jiang Siming brought Zhao Xiaoxiao to the show.

Zhao Xiaoxiao realized it instantly.

"Dad, I understand this! Filming! I must take it to film!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao was very proficient in business. First, he fainted everyone on the scene, and then he didn't know where to find a sack, and he put it into the sack directly for the dog minion, and then kicked it away.

"Dad, leave it to you."

Jiang Siming didn't even bother to send it over, opened the wormhole directly, and threw it into the "Happy Planet", and let the killer actors use it as "dry food".

With his size, he is not worthy to be an actor, and he will soon have to become the ‘food’ of the actors.

"Wait, do you want to send these guys together?" Zhao Xiaoxiao pointed to these unconscious Asan.

Just now they were all very excited when they listened to the ***.

"Yes!" Jiang Siming moved the entire Asan program group into Happy Planet.

By the way, they also got their cameras in, hoping that they can shoot big/films in it.

After dealing with these people, Jiang Siming was a little puzzled, why did you suddenly threaten them when you said that San was okay.

Really just want to make a cup for a while? He didn't believe it.

So Jiang Siming was not afraid of trouble, and ran to the capital of the Asan Dynasty, found the king of the Asan Dynasty, and searched it with mind-reading techniques.

Well, this matter has not escaped the instigation of the beautiful country.

He said that although A San and these fools were stupid, they would not be able to do such a thankless stupid thing.

Feelings are at the command of the master.

It's great, I haven't been to beautiful country for a while.

At this time, the beautiful Guodeng brother is having a cordial conversation with the British Bao brother in the White Palace.

The two talked and laughed happily in front of many media reporters.

Although Brother Deng is old and dazed, his face is proud of the spring breeze. Since he squeezed out the special brother, his little life has become more and more moist.

Jiang Siming did not come to a beautiful country to cause trouble again, he was a king, and he became more and more popular with the people.

This time I talked with Bao Ge, but it was a lens facing the media from all over the world. He thought that his performance today can be said to be perfect, and it is estimated that he can receive a large number of people's support.

Thinking of this, Brother Deng was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

However, just when the talks were about to end.

puff! !

A dull but extremely loud fart sounded abruptly in this conference room.

All the media and reporters in the audience were dumbfounded, thinking that they had misheard.

puff! puff! puff!

But then, a series of fart sounds sounded, and the fart sound was accompanied by the sound of water.

This sound is very similar to... the usual sparse sound.

Then, the whole meeting room was filled with sour **** smell.

Everyone is holding their noses and looking around in horror, who is it? Which reporter dares to stray in this kind of conference room! You are too courageous.

The guard next to him immediately rushed to the reporters and asked, "Who is so sloppy! Come out to Lao Tzu!"

However, no one moved by the reporter, and the security began to search, but no reporter was found to fart.

And they smelled it and found that the smell seemed to float from the direction of Brother Deng and Brother Bao.

At this time, Brother Deng was trying his best to pretend to be calm, sitting motionless on the sofa.

Even if he knew that there was a thin soup under his pants, he still resisted it.

Can't move, it's over with one move, this is a live broadcast!

However, at this moment, he felt his body stand up uncontrollably.

Not only did he stand up, he was uncontrollable...turned towards the camera!

When I saw the thing behind Deng Ge's pants.

Even buy Karma!

The audience was shocked!

vomit!

Someone covered their mouths and ran out on the spot.

More reporters endured the stench, and excitedly began to pick up cameras to shoot wildly.

Deng in the trousers!

What a news hotspot this must be, don’t hurry up to shoot it!

Brother Bao next to him looked dumbfounded.

At this time, the talents of the White Palace responded and urgently terminated the live broadcast, dispersing the reporters.

But it is a pity that the scene of La Curry has already spread all over the world.

Brother Deng was sloppy and sloppy in the meeting, pulling Curry~

This news is like a virus, madly spreading all over the world.

Even the Asan Dynasty suffered such a catastrophe, it was covered up by this news.

Brother Deng suddenly became the darling of the world news. He wanted to surpass the brother and become the most famous person in the world. Within a day, he did it.

After returning home, Jiang Siming lay back on his sofa comfortably.

After the matter is gone, he will hide his merit and fame deeply.

I hope Deng Ge and San will not thank themselves, he is just keen on doing good deeds.

I thought that today's storm was finally over, but I didn't expect another piece of news to respond to him.

Fortunately, this news is not a big deal. Many parents have reported that they have removed a lot of high-quality animations such as "Ultraman Tiga" and "Assassin Sixty-Seven" from the entire network.

Compared with Ah San, this news is really nothing.

But it can't stand it disgusting.

Tiga Altman, but the childhood and belief of generation after generation.

It was taken off the shelf just like that, and no one could stand it.

These parents are absolutely amazing, the hair color of the cartoon characters is different, report it! Off the shelf! The anime has intimate scenes, report it! Off the shelf! There are violent fights in the animation, report it! Off the shelf!

I am afraid that it will affect the ‘super high’ intellectual development and mental health of their precious children.

Because I was annoyed by the affairs of Asan and the beautiful country, this time, Jiang Siming was no longer so polite, but was really angry.

He can't send the parents of his own country to Happy Planet, so he can only spray.

Thus, after Jiang Siming finished cleaning up foreign killers, he started not forgetting his own neurosis again.

He directly sent three Gulu Weibos in a row, and the gunfire was directed at the group of parents!

[Gulu Da V Jiang Siming]: All day long...

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(I really can't stand that some parents are really stinking people! It's hard to imagine how bad their children's psychological endurance will be in the future. I feel sorry for these children, alas!)