I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"I know what you think. It's hard to watch grandma sell vegetables and want to help, right?" Jiang Siming said in response to her.

"Ok!"

Jiang Siming went on to say: "But this will vary from person to person. If you can see a beggar, then I have no objection to you giving money, but it's not. It's an insult if you give money arbitrarily."

"If you think about it from another angle, you are so popular now. If I tell you that everyone just looks good on you, and not because your work likes you, would you be happy?"

"No!" Reba replied without thinking.

"That's not enough, this is a truth." Jiang Siming spread his hands.

"So you just talked for so long?"

"Of course I am discussing with my grandma how to sell these dishes and whether they can be discounted, so that my grandma feels that I really want to buy vegetables, rather than giving alms to others under the banner of buying vegetables." Jiang Siming replied.

Reba, who understood it, also realized his mistake and stood up from the ground obediently.

"Sorry, I didn't expect this, I almost misunderstood you." Reba said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, just ask me to eat some ice cream."

"No problem!" Reba happily agreed this time, and the two went to the ice cream shop together, wanting to buy another one.

Although it is raining in Chongqing today, it is still very hot. Ice cream is an outdoor heat relief artifact.

The two were walking on the side of the road, and when they were almost at the mall, a car drove quickly.

Jiang Siming noticed that the direction the car was driving was a puddle on the road next to them.

If this car drives past, there will definitely be water splashing over.

Moreover, Reba was still on the side closest to the puddle. Seeing that both of them were to be poured into a soup, Jiang Siming played his gentlemanly demeanor!

Reba, who was completely unaware of it, was suddenly hugged by Jiang Siming, and her mouth opened slightly, thinking Jiang Siming wanted to take advantage of her.

I just wanted to scream, but found a car quickly passing by the road next to her, the wheels ran over the puddles on the roadside, and suddenly splashed water!

Reba flashed a picture, did Jiang Siming want to hug her and block these splashes? So touched~

But the next second, she discovered that it was not at all!

She... was pushed out by Jiang Siming decisively as an'umbrella', but Jiang Siming hid behind her.

puff!

The water splashed instantly on Reba's body and face, drenching her into a soup, and even the creamy eggs of ice cream in his hand were washed away by the water.

Jiang Siming didn't do anything at all, relying on Reba to completely avoid this ‘splash’ baptism.

Reba was so stunned, his brain crashed.

The staff of the program group also watched all this dumbfounded.

Can you still play like this?

Why is this plot... not written according to the normal script at all...

Shouldn't it be Jiang Siming who pulls the heat into his arms and protects her from all wind and rain?

Why... when Jiang Siming is here, his style of painting has changed...

"I was scared to death. I almost got drenched. This driver is really unqualified. How can I drive like this."

Jiang Siming had already let go of Reba, checking whether his clothes were soiled, and even talked about it by the way.

"River!"

"Secretary!"

"Bright!"

Dilraba's horrible growl came from beside.

Jiang Siming scratched his head and said, "Don't be angry, this... hey hey hey, the gentleman speaks but doesn't move!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siming began to'flee for his life'.

Nonsense, can you not run when there is an angry "tigress" chasing you.

The staff of the program group began to laugh with their stomachs.

Even the photographers who followed the shots endured very hard, and the lens was a bit shaken.

The effect of this program, full marks!

The director laughed heartily, and he can guarantee that the ratings of this episode are definitely higher than the previous episodes!

"This Jiang Siming is really a variety show ghost! How did he adapt to such a degree, his whole body is plastic!" The deputy director praised.

The director nodded approvingly: "After this issue of the catalog is over, go and talk to him again to see if you can make him a resident guest, even if the price is a little bit more expensive."

Such an understatement can provide laughter and program effects anytime, anywhere, it is too difficult to find, there are very few such candidates in the entertainment circle.

The director's cherishment of his talent cannot be described in words.

Huayi also greeted him and asked him to give Jiang Siming more shots. Now it seems that there is no need for them to say hello at all, and the program team will do the same.

After chasing for a while, Reba finally won. The fan fist hammered Jiang Siming a few times, and it was considered to be relieved, although these punches did not hurt Jiang Siming at all.

But seeing him running away in embarrassment, Reba felt very comfortable.

"You dare to do this next time, I will never spare you!" Reba hummed.

"Okay, I will pay attention next time, help you adjust your position, don't let your face there, break you over and block the water with your back, right?" Jiang Siming said very skinny.

Reba immediately rushed over to "punch and kick" Jiang Siming.

It finally disappeared. Reba’s clothes were wet and changed, so I had to find a hotel to open a room to clean and change clothes.

For this reason, Jiang Siming paid for the money. Although it was only an hourly room, the hotel was very high-end. It took him more than 100 to open it for an hour. It really hurts.

After opening the room, Jiang Siming also asked Xiaoxian to check whether the room was safe, such as whether there was any hidden camera or something.

It was confirmed that he was safe and he was urged by Reba to walk out of the room and act as a ‘guard’ at the door.

咚咚.

"Reba, that...will you buy me ice cream?" Jiang Siming knocked on the door and asked, not forgetting his ice cream.

"You want to be beautiful!" Reba's angry response came from the room.

Jiang Siming shrugged and sighed, "It's a real loss."

After washing, Reba changed back to the previous clothes, and the makeup on his face was also washed off, and only a little plain makeup came out.

"I just think your clothes and makeup are too ugly, so I deliberately found a reason to change it." Jiang Siming explained.

"Hehe, a deceitful man's mouth!" Reba didn't believe it at all.

"Reba, don't be angry, let me learn how to bark a dog!" Jiang Siming suddenly became very warm and licks the dog.

Reba couldn't accept it at once, and said embarrassedly: "How embarrassing is this."

Jiang Siming immediately replied: "How embarrassing is this."

"What are you talking about?" Reba wondered.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Siming followed suit.

The two cameramen next to him blushed with suffocation.

Reba understood at once, his pupils widened, and his teeth and claws made Jiang Siming look good: "Who do you think is a dog! Jiang Siming, you stinky fellow!"

"Don't don't don't, it's a big deal I won't learn it, I'll change a magic trick to make you forget that you are the head of the dog!" Jiang Siming said.

"I'm not a dog!" Reba akimbo.

"Look, you forgot." Jiang Siming said with a smile, and Reba fans fisted.

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Three shifts!

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