I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

084. The definition of green tea!

"I understand women like you." Jiang Siming first understood, and then said: "You have noodles in clear soup, long straight hair, and a quiet voice. You love green tea."

"It seems that the face is facing the sky, but in fact the makeup is so unpredictable that heaven and man are in harmony, three or two powders and one or two rouge, covering the blue eyes of excessive indulgence, the years are quiet, and the eyes are innocent."

"Gentle and euphemistic, harmless to humans and animals, retro literature and art, diseased."

Hearing this, the audience was about to applaud the case. They said so well!

But it was not over yet, Jiang Siming's words continued.

"I don't drink much, I get drunk quickly. If there is a man, I get drunk faster."

"Like to pretend to be a fork, it looks fresh. Tolerant and kind, tearful."

This literally speaks to the hearts of all men and women, and anyone who has encountered green tea will shout and say it well! That's perfect!

They didn't know that the color on Liu Genhua's face had changed one after another.

Finally, Jiang Siming's words suddenly sharpened.

"Now, at night, in my live broadcast room, you have come to the wrong place. When you go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, and turn right to find Ma Su. Go if you want, don't make ink stains, you are worried about you."

"You will regret it, Jiang Siming!" Liu Genhua, who was so angry that he was smoky, left with this grief.

Leaving the audience's unbridled laughter, she is destined to be recorded today and become the background board for Jiang Siming's classic green tea definition speech.

"Finally, this fly has been driven away, let's start the game." Jiang Siming chuckled lightly.

Tuantuan covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother Xiaoming didn't expect you to be so cruel to girls."

"It depends on who is right. It's a matter of fact, I don't talk about gender." Jiang Siming replied.

Little Sister Dui was a little worried and said: "Brother Ming, the brokerage company behind this person is very big. I'm afraid you will have troubles. I blame me for being bad. If you don't add this person as a friend, you won't cause this kind of trouble Come."

"What does it have to do with you, what can they do if their brokerage company is here, they can spray me with black powder? They have to spray me too." Jiang Siming didn't care.

Everyone heard it too. Although Jiang Siming had only heard him twice, but each time he was so stubborn that he couldn't say anything.

The first time was Gu Cun, and the second time was this Liu Genhua, hahaha.

Listening to Jiang Siming's words, the little sister had no choice but to put this worry back in her heart, and the three began a happy life in the Three Blacks.

However, without playing two, Jiang Siming's live broadcast room barrage began to have a lot of trumpets, all of which were first-level and two-level accounts.

When he came in, he sprayed wildly at Jiang Siming.

At first Jiang Siming didn't pay attention, but more and more behind it, almost covering other barrage.

Soon, more than a dozen emperor accounts entered Jiang Siming's live broadcast room. They did not spray, but began to pour dirty water on Jiang Siming.

It was said that Jiang Siming was hanging up, and that he had actually hammered it.

It is also said that Jiang Siming relies on women to dominate.

and many more.

Anyway, what are they saying that is ugly.

But Jiang Siming was not angry at all, instead he smiled.

"Hey, this is revenge. It's great to have a godfather company. If you step away from your legs, someone will help you. There are indeed many such rich fools. You see, there are more than a dozen emperors. Scary."

The audience who had been fighting back for Jiang Siming suddenly became happy, yes, there are indeed many such fools.

At this time, an emperor who reached level 120, that is, full level, spoke.

"I bought a watch last year!"

This is very familiar to everyone, it is a homophonic scolding qnmlgb.

But Jiang Siming not only didn't reply, but instead said: "What watch?"

The audience was a little puzzled. Has Myojin really never heard this online curse? This is a disadvantage.

But some smart-minded audience members laughed.

"Myojin cowhide!"

"What watch? Sb? Mean. Hahahaha"

"66666+, I didn't understand it at first."

"I thought Myojin didn't know this stalk, but I didn't expect to crack it in an instant."

"This counterattack is too strong, take out small books, memorize and learn!"

...

The emperor was so proud, he was also very angry when he realized it.

But he had heard of Jiang Siming's first-rate cursing skills, and it was no good to curse with him.

Simply the emperor stopped cursing and threatened directly.

"Don't bb too much with you, since you provoke the people in my company, you are ready to meet the anger of my company. I have opened a hundred thousand trumpets and brushed them in your room. Every day, I just want to disgust you!"

"It's so rich." Jiang Siming smiled and said: "But I think one hundred thousand trumpets are too few, and there are too many viewers in my live broadcast room. It's better to open dozens more. Millions, otherwise you can’t really scold my audience."

"Myojin is right! To spray right? I was afraid of you black powder navy soldiers?"

"God's miscellaneous economic company, go to you? If you spray one sentence, I will go to the live broadcast room of your company's anchor to spray ten sentences!"

"Come here, there are more than 14 million people here, you have a hundred thousand naval forces, I see how you get dark."

"Brothers, we don't need us here. There are too many brothers. Let's go to the live broadcast room of their company to make trouble!"

"Yes, yes! Especially don't let the green tea **** go!"

...

The audience who just wanted to leave were stopped by Jiang Siming.

"Guys, don't be impulsive. You used to scan the screen but you were in their hands. Do people like them have to face it? If you scold them, you are just cursing them for nothing. On the contrary, they add popularity to them."

"They came with this idea, so that the navy sharks won't care about it. I went to an executive to deal with it, and his hundreds of thousands of naval forces would be in the water."

Jiang Siming said that many viewers who wanted to leave really obediently gave up this plan.

After Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai communicated for a while, something magical happened. All the black fans of the navy in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room disappeared, and the barrage of curse was gone.

Only the dozen or so emperors were left staring.

"Come and continue, how many black accounts you open, I can eliminate as many as you can, or your emperor also starts to scold him? I just happened to be able to report it, although it won't give you a title, but it's banned for dozens of days. It should still be possible."

Jiang Siming smiled very well, with a gentle smile on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, he was even more angry.

"You are proud of your mother's comparison, dog stuff, I see how proud you are!"

"Then it depends on when you are violently killed. Play this kind of bus green tea **** every day. Don't stick to any flower willow AIDS. You may die very early. Don't worry, I will go to the funeral home to see you at that time. By the way, on your ashes. Spit."

Your scolding is dirty, Jiang Siming can scold more dirty, your scolding leaves no trace, Jiang Siming can scold clearly and refined.

Anyway, the shark's ethos doesn't care about cursing. If you want to curse, then accompany you to curse. Jiang Siming has never been a person who suffers.

More than that, the other emperors and nobles who have been in Jiang Siming's live broadcast have also been fighting back for Jiang Siming.