I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"That's fine, thank you for that." Wei Jia said.

Who would have thought that just after Vega’s words were spoken, and when everyone didn’t think there was him, Jiang Siming stood up and criticized Vega ‘sharply’ and said:

"Brother Jia, what do you mean, I said it's too beautiful to change one, you just say to change that sister, you are obviously... that sister, I can't tell you, you know."

Jiang Siming's violent expression woke up and thanked Nana.

"What do you mean, Vijay, what do you mean? Make it clear, who do you say is ugly, who is ugly!" Xie Na Na immediately poked Vicia's arm, staring angrily.

"I didn't... oh oh, I didn't, I didn't mean that, Jiang Siming provoked... oh oh..."

Before this so-called PK has started, the two members of the Happy Family have already pinched each other, and the audience is laughing happily.

Fortunately, He Jiong caught them in time and let Xie Na come out, because they found that teammates like Wu Xin who said two good things to the enemy went to Jiang Siming, which was a bit unreliable.

For a real interpretation, Jiang Siming and Xie Na sat in chairs, pretending to be in the car.

"At last it's at your house."

Jiang Siming took a prop steering wheel there, pretended to drive, and drove it as if it had happened, and pulled down the handbrake with his right hand. This scene has already caused the audience to cover their mouths and laugh.

"It's so fast, I'm home." Xie Nana said in a voice pretending to be a little bird.

"Yes, I was speeding just now in order to send you away quickly." Jiang Siming replied.

Hahahaha. The audience wanted to endure, but they couldn't bear it anymore.

Xie Na Na was not discouraged, and continued to say shyly: "Why don't you go to my house? I'm at home alone today..."

"Wow! How dangerous you are at home alone, or should I send you to your parents?" Jiang Siming said with a special event.

"No...no, thank you."

Xie Na Na was already rolling her eyes inside.

But she had an idea, took out her mobile phone and pretended to hang up, and said angrily:

"It's my ex-boyfriend again. He often calls me to beg me to get back together. I won't agree. I want to find a boy to make him give up completely."

After speaking, he looked at Jiang Siming meaningfully. Jiang Siming also cast ambiguous eyes, and the two of them looked at each other as if they were about to succeed.

Xie Na Na was thinking about it, don't have anything to say, it was not done by sister two or three times.

"Eh! I have a friend who is very nice, very good, just a little stunned, but he is really nice, I can introduce you to each other."

Jiang Siming played out in one second and shouted to Xie Na Na.

"No, I want to be handsome." Xie Na said.

"That won't work, handsome look down on you."

"Puff!" Xie's mouthful of old blood went to his throat, almost vomiting.

"Then I would like to ask you, if you ignore your appearance, what kind of girl would you fall in love with?"

"Can't leave it alone."

The audience in the audience had already had stomachache from laughing. Is this low EQ? It's not just low, it's already a low energy in emotional intelligence.

This sentence cannot be ignored, it is too spiritual.

If you fail to make a plan and make a living, Xie Na Na rubs his arms and shouts: "Oh, it's so cold, I really want someone to hold..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siming clicked on the underside of the steering wheel and said, "Length, you said earlier, I'll turn the air conditioner up for you."

Xie Na Na was not convinced, and started pouting to Jiang Siming, and said, "My lipstick is honey-flavored. Would you like to try it?"

This is asking for a kiss, thank you for being so big. Your brother knows what? Jiang Siming waved his hand quickly and said:

"I can't eat sugar. Eating sugar will increase my weight. I am losing weight recently. I am still thinking about reducing my weight so I can find a girlfriend."

"Then we come to fifteen and twenty, how about the loser agreeing to a condition for the other side?"

"No, no, this is gambling. Gambling is harmful to health and endangering the family."

"..."

Xie Na gritted his teeth, suffocating his breath and whispered: "It's really hot..."

"Ah? Are you angry?" Jiang Siming asked immediately with concern.

Who knows, thank that immediately, and said: "Well, I know there is a good way to lower the fire, that is, a kiss~"

"What a good way is this? I'll take you to the Chinese Medicine Museum to pull a cupping pot and make a Gua Sha. The fire will go right away."

"Ah!!! No, I have to hold back!"

Xie Na's angry boss, but in order to win, he forced it down.

Xie Nana put on a shy face and said to Jiang Siming: "You know, we didn't meet for one day yesterday, I miss you~"

"Why do you miss me? I'm not dead."

"I think I like you."

"Hold it, secretly in love."

"..."

"Hey, ask you a question, do you think I look good-looking or ugly?"

"You belong to the type between good-looking and ugly."

"Is it your ideal type~"

"It's so ugly."

"..."

"You must be very tired today, you have been running in my mind for a day."

"That's me looking for an exit."

"You are weird and cute today~"

"You are also weird, ugly."

Hahahahahaha...

I saw Hejiu and Wei Jia sitting on the ground with their stomachs in their stomachs, laughing utterly.

Wu Xin is already holding her stomach and is out of breath, and she will probably be out of breath in a while.

"I'm not playing anymore! Change one! The plot has been changed. Now that the two of us are in love, I want to dump you now!"

Xie Na Na jumped up and shouted, she couldn't stand the bird anymore, and if this continues, she would rather die!

"Okay, but if I want to say something bad, don't be angry."

Jiang Siming shrugged, this person is ridiculous, let her forget it once she is old.

"It's hard to chase after a word!"

Xie Na fully agreed and immediately changed roles, from chasing Jiang Siming to throwing Jiang Siming away.

"Listen well, let's break up! You will find something better than me."

Xie Na said that he would leave after pulling his legs, feeling happy.

I thought this time you have to come to coax me, and see how you coax.

Jiang Siming did what he said, Limara took Xie Na's hand and pleaded:

"Don't go, if I can't keep even your ordinary stuff, how can I keep better..."

"Ah!!! I won't play! I give up!"

Xie Na that collapsed, holding his head in desperate cry, ran away without wanting to stay for a moment, and stayed with Jiang Siming again, she was afraid that she could not help but die with him.

The audience laughed and turned over the whole film. After the show was broadcast, how many people laughed at the TV tonight, many girls laughed off their masks, and how many men laughed at their trousers with cigarette butts.

Jiang Siming used his strength to demonstrate to everyone what is called a straight man of steel and what is called a fine bar.

Every word can make your Qiqiao smoke smoke, and it is a miracle that Xie Na can bear it for so long.

[Author's digression]: Third update~