I’m Really a Superstar

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Mom and Dad are also stunned!

Mom is on the side of the head. "Are you married into a square dance master?"

Zhang Wei vomits blood. "Where do I know."

Dad: "..."

The phone is coming in the next moment.

It was Yao Jiancai who first came over.

When Zhang Hao picked up, he heard a loud laugh from there.

Yao Jiancai: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Wei has no choice: "Why are you old Yao?"

Yao Jiancai: "Did you watch the news broadcast? Hahahaha! You can, your kid is too good! I am so funny, let me laugh for a while!"

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes and said, "It’s almost done."

Yao Jiancai: "Can't do it, it's too funny!"

It didn't take long for the phone to come again.

It’s the same time as Yu Yingyi at the university. “Hello, square dance grandfather.”

Zhang Wei is speechless, "You go!"

Yu Yingyi laughed: "The popularity of middle-aged and old women is rising. My mom calls me today. Let me sign with you and say that the aunts in their community are already your **** fans. Remember this thing, wait for me to finish this time to find you, give me more to sign!"

Zhang Wei airway: "Do not give."

The phones are one by one.

These old friends and old classmates all came to laugh at him.

Zhang Wei is also no problem, no words at all, square dance is notorious in his world, reputation is too second, Zhang Yi is joking, can sing two songs to others, but let him dance with the square Upload the relationship on the contract, how far this product must run, this pot he can not back! But who wants people to directly give him a generation of grandfather, which makes Zhang Hao hide and can't hide, he is so innocent!

Spiritual spirit, spiritual spirit.

Let's hurry up and reveal it!

I hope everyone will not take this joke seriously!

......

However, the development of the matter is precisely the opposite direction that Zhang Wei expects!

What is news feed?

That is the place with the highest ratings in addition to the Spring Festival Evening in China. If it is the total number of statistical ratings, it says second, no one dares to say first, CCTV Spring Festival Evening is only once a year, but the news broadcast is available every day, and Is it mandatory for all the video channels in the country to be broadcast simultaneously, than the ratings? More than the number of viewers? Even "I am a singer" and "masked king" have to stand by, too far!

This content was quickly passed down!

The netizens on Weibo are laughing!

"Look at the news broadcast!"

"The interview today is bright! It’s bright!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, no!"

"Zu Shiye?"

"Innocent pokes and laughs!"

"This aunt is too funny!"

“Mr. Zhang founded a new industry! Let’s celebrate the country!”

"Oh, but think about it too. The two songs of Zhang Wei really carried forward the square dance. Even my mom who didn't ask the world went out to dance this morning. You can say how much influence, say Zhang Wei. Is the grandfather of the square dance? This is not a problem!"

"Mr. Zhang has another nickname!"

"Is the ancestor of the ancestors to be scented by the descendants?"

"Yes, after one hundred years, the team of each square dance will hang up the photos of Zhang Wei before the jump, and the three musks will commemorate the grandfather."

"Smile halo!"

"Ha ha ha, you are enough!"

"I am also obedient. Once something is related to Zhang Wei, it will always be inexplicably confused. This morning, my family will have "Little Apple" and "The most dazzling ethnic style" downstairs, so I will give it to me. Waking up, I was quite angry. After watching this interview with the news network, my sister and I were completely mad. I laughed for a long time, and the whole entertainment circle can make me like this, that is, Zhang Wei! ”

"He is the biggest teasing in the entertainment industry, and he is also amused by the people and things around him. This may be Zhang's personal charm. On the appearance, he is better than Huo Dongfang and others. He is not a small fresh meat. On the body, even Jiang Hanwei abused him several streets, but when it comes to teasing, all the stars in the entertainment circle are not his opponents!"

“Congratulations to Zhang Wei’s promotion to the square dance master!”

“Congratulations to Teacher Zhang as the spiritual leader of the aunts!”

"Where is the applause?"

"Sprinkle!"

Netizens have been gloating, laughing crazy!

A news interview has already smashed the label of Zhang Wei, the "square dance ancestor", and even the media took the title as news.

......

The next day.

morning.

When Zhang Xiaogang got up, he heard that his mother was taking the computer and putting "Little Apple". He couldn't help but be bored and pushed the door open: "Mom, stop quickly, don't let go?"

Mom grinned. "What are you doing?"

Zhang Weidao: "I am dizzy when I hear this now."

"The magic barrier?" Mom sneered.

Zhang Weidao: "Nobody will mention the square dance with me in the future."

Dad said: "Everyone takes your ancestors."

"Hey!" Zhang Wei was like a stepped tail, and said: "Don't mention the three words! Don't mention it! I have a disease now. I listened to the word and shivered. Don't say it in front of me, Dad, Mom, I went to work, goodbye!"

Zhang Hao never imagined that he was surrounded by neighbors just after he went downstairs!

"Little!"

"You can come out!"

"Wait for a long time."

"Let us give pointers."

"Yes, everyone's actions are not uniform."

"What is the standard action of "Little Apple"?"

"The most dazzling ethnic style" also teaches us."

A group of aunts surrounded Zhang Wei.

Standard action?

Where are the standard actions?

Zhang Wei was stunned: "Aunt Liu, Grandma Sun, Grandma Zhou, what are you doing here? Where can I dance, I can, what can I teach?"

Aunt Sun said with a face: "You are the ancestor of this line. You don't teach anyone to teach?"

Aunt!

You are my mother!

Don't you mention the ancestors?

Zhang Hao does not want to die, he wants to run out.

As a result, the aunts just did not let him pass, blinking one by one.

"Oh, my aunt has to criticize and criticize you!"

"Oh, everyone is very excited now. Every day, I danced and danced. We are very happy. Now the times are different. What are the networks, mobile phones, computers, we will not, what are we in the middle and old?" Amateur activities? Too scarce, now square dance is not easy to popularize, and it is easy for our elderly to enrich their spare time. This is a good thing for the big day. If others don’t support it, you are the founder, ours. Spiritual leader, how can you not support it?"

"Yeah."

Who is the spiritual leader?

What is the spiritual leader!

Zhang Hao raised his hand and surrendered. "I don't support it. I especially support it. I support it with my hands. I will be a small host. I will sing at most, I will dance!"

Everyone is not doing it.

"You have all the planes!"

"You have also won the highest mathematics award!"

"You are playing Go, Xiang Rong is not your opponent!"

"You can't you?"

You say a word to me.

Zhang Hao could not refute!

Mom may hear the movement, and happily went downstairs.

Zhang Wei is really crying and laughing. These are not others. They are old neighbors for decades. Many aunts are looking at Zhang Jian’s grown up. Some aunts have given Zhang Wei a meal. In the same year, Zhang Wei went to elementary school, Zhang Wei. When my parents had something to do, aunt went to school to pick him up and go to school. What is the relationship? It’s not much worse than the relatives. Zhang Wei’s face is thicker and can’t lick the faces of these old neighbors.

At the end, he didn't swear. "Okay, but my two songs are taught only once. There are really a lot of things on my TV station. I have to go right away."

"no problem!"

"We learn fast!"

The aunts are in high spirits!

Zhang Wei was stunned and looked sluggish.

If he really wouldn’t have it, he would definitely look for it to push it over, but the question now is that Zhang Wei really will, in his world, the State Sports General Administration promoted the 12 square dance standards. Action, Zhang Hao did not learn, but can not stand him every day to see **** look at the year to see, say "the most dazzling national wind" and "little apple", the dance movement of these two songs, he closed his eyes Can recite it, even the memory search capsules are not needed!

Search memory?

You are joking?

You are the biggest insult to those who live in his world!

The teaching begins.

"The first action, this way."

"Yes, very good."

"The second action is this."

"No, Sun Aunt is wrong."

"Aunt Zhang is very good. Everyone learns from Zhang Ayi."

"When you sing this sentence, you must remember to turn around."

"Oh, Aunt Zhou, you are wrong again."

"Aunt Chen, you are not right, it’s a long way off, are you serious?"

"Oh, this time is good, Aunt Chen, Aunt Zhou, it is worthy of praise!"

"Dance is the most beautiful thing in the world, so the action should be relaxed, right, imagine the blue sky and white clouds around. Imagine that you are dancing in the clouds. Don't ask for relaxation because this is a square dance. This is the biggest mistake! Think of it as art. Who said that square dance can't be beautiful? The dance of the people is the most beautiful! The people's bit by bit, that is art! Yes, this state is very good, very good!"

Mom is also learning.

Zhang Wei is a very serious person, and he is also a university teacher. As a result, he taught and taught. This time he forgot the time. An hour passed. He also taught two sets of dance movements there. And more and more meticulous, more and more focused, when everyone's actions are not well learned, he also blinked and became a professional dance teacher!

time flies.

The two songs are finally finished.

The aunts are celebrating.

"awesome!"

"It’s still a good move!"

"Yes, reasonable, and beautiful!"

"Too much professional!"

"That is, let's take a break, but the grandfather of the square dance!"

At this moment, Zhang Yucai suddenly returned to the taste, after a few seconds of his own, he looked up to the sky, almost burst into tears!

My goodness!

What the **** is my mother doing! (To be continued., your support is my biggest motivation.) 16-10-2806:54:16