I’m Really a Superstar

On TV.

on the screen.

Thousands of households are staring at the sketch master Ci Xiufang, who has changed his image in previous years. They are surprised and pleasantly surprised. This is too new!

...

Main control room.

Zhang Ye looked at the screen silently.

Aunt Ci.

It's up to you.

Be sure to shock me.

If Xiao Hudie is to increase the topic, "Flying" is to increase the word of mouth, then "jump if you want to jump" is to increase the joy, this burden must be loud!

...

The sketch begins.

Ci Xiufang sat idle.

At this time, a young couple quarreling came.

Man: "Honey, sweetheart, don't be angry!"

Female: "Don't follow me!"

Man: "Oh, baby, I beg you, don't be angry!"

Female: "Oh, don't follow me!"

Ci Xiufang: "Hey, hey, go home!"

Man: "Hey, we are talking here, what's wrong with you?"

Ci Xiufang: "Of course it's hindering me."

Man: "Then I am still hindering you today! What's the matter, hey, I hinder you! I hinder you! I hinder you! I hinder you! Humph--"

The audience laughed!

Ci Xiufang looked at the side: "I heard you girl?"

The woman stepped up angrily, "You have such a strong taste!"

Male: "I—Oh! I didn’t mean that!"

Audience:

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Then, a young running man came up.

Bent over, expand chest, working out.

Without squinting, Ci Xiufang took out something in his hand and opened it with a tear, making the sound of crotch opening!

The young man just dropped his fork, was startled by the sound, and was extremely embarrassed. He quickly pulled down his clothes, covered his pants and ran away!

Ci Xiufang said with satisfaction: "Well, it's finally clean."

applause!

"Hahaha!"

"Too bad!"

"Aunt Ci is really yin!"

"Killing me!"

"This is a rhythm to take one away!"

"Unscrupulous hahahaha!"

At this moment, the famous sketch actors joined together!

Lianhe is not young anymore. He is very short, thin, and has personal characteristics. This time, Ci Xiufang and Lianhe have played together for the first time, so many people pay special attention to them. I don’t know the first time these two sketch masters. Can cooperation spark a spark!

Now it's finally time to announce!

The highlight is coming!

Applause from the audience!

...

On stage.

Lianhe walked happily with a tape recorder.

Ci Xiufang glanced at him: "Hey, hey, that kid!"

Lianhe was stunned: "Call me?"

Ci Xiufang took a closer look: "Oh, this kid is really old!"

Union: "Uh...I am an adult."

Ci Xiufang sighed, "Adult disaster! What are you doing here?"

He twisted twice: "I practice the national standard!"

Ci Xiufang: "National standard? I think you are like a mouse!"

...

At the other end of the stage, Xiao Hu Die was still spinning, but her face was no longer stretched!

child?

mouse?

Hahahahaha!

No more, no more!

Can't laugh!

Hold back! Hold it back!

...

At this time, Lianhe has opened the music!

Ci Xiufang in the wheelchair lifted the blanket on her leg, turned off the music under his dumbfounded gaze, and walked back leisurely!

Lianhe was stunned: "Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, can you stand up?"

Ci Xiufang sneered: "Who said I can't stand up?"

Lianhe: "Then why are you in a wheelchair?"

Ci Xiufang: "I am willing! I stand dizzy! Ah, I am dizzy."

Lianhe: "You are dizzy, you can go home."

Ci Xiufang: "Too deserted."

Lianhe: "If you feel deserted, go and sit in a busy place!"

Ci Xiufang: "I am annoying."

Lianhe rolled his eyes: "Hey, you old lady, it's harder to serve than Cixi!"

As a result, Ci Xiufang glanced at him strangely, "Oh, have you ever served Cixi?"

Lianhe dumbfounded: "Huh?"

The audience was taken aback for a moment, and then sprayed instantly!

...

Grandma Zhang Ye's house.

Grandma clutched her belly: "Hahahaha!"

Grandpa couldn't laugh too much!

The second sister laughed and patted the sofa!

"Ouch!"

"It's funny to me!"

"Served Cixi? Hahahahaha!"

"Co-authored the eunuch?"

...

On TV.

Lianhe was anxious: "Hey, the big girl is such a thing, I must hurry up and practice here for ten minutes."

Ci Xiufang: "No."

Lianhe: "Because I have an appointment with my partner, I will meet here in ten minutes."

Ci Xiufang: "Oh, you still have a dancing partner! Don't you have eyes?"

Combination: "Seven, seven old ladies chasing after my **** every day and strongly demanding to be my dancing partner. I don't want to. Those are long, white, and princess-like!"

Ci Xiufang: "Seven Snow White?"

Union: "Ah!"

Ci Xiufang looked at him: "With a little man? Still a fairy tale?"

...

Old Wu's house.

Wu Mo laughed: "Puff ha ha ha ha!"

Li Qinqin also covered her mouth and smiled, "Isn't this a story that Xiao Ye wrote."

Even a serious person like Wu Changhe was amused!

Who thought of this sketch book!

...

on the stage.

Lianhe snorted, "Do you look down on me? Look at this action below me! One da da, two da da, three da da, four da, oh, have you seen it? Just this action, the gyro dance that is popular in the community , I invented it, my stage name is Little Top!"

Ci Xiufang: "No wonder I want to smoke you so much!"

Union: "..."

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Ci Xiufang: "I said little carrot."

Union: "What little carrot!"

Ci Xiufang: "Small screw?"

Lianhe: "What little screw, Xiao Tuo..."

Ci Xiufang: "I know! Little ostrich!"

Lianheqi said, "Don't come to this set, I'm still practicing here today, what? Hey, I don't believe in that evil!" He said, he sang and jumped up, "You are mine Little Apple, I can’t love you too much—"

Ci Xiufang sang in a mess, "Always sing the most dazzling ethnic style, the most beautiful gesture in the entire sky."

The movement of the union was also biased.

Lianhe ignored her and continued to sing while jumping: "The little red face warms my heart--"

Ci Xiufang made trouble: "It is the most beautiful posture in the entire sky."

Lianhe naturally followed Ci Xiufang's song again!

He didn't believe in evil and sang loudly: "Spring is here again, flowers blooming on the hillside--"

Ci Xiufang hummed: "It is the most beautiful gesture in the entire sky."

The audience was laughing forward and backward!

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Lianhe was about to cry, "I beg you, big girl, can you not make trouble?"

Ci Xiufang spread her hands, "Good, good."

Lianhe cleared his throat and continued to sing: "You are my little apple, I don’t want to love you too much, the red face warms my heart, and it’s the most beautiful posture in the entire sky-eh , Eh, eh!" One shot his forehead collapsed and said: "It's over, I've practiced this song for half a year, let you kick me into the river and can't climb up!"

The audience burst into laughter!

There was thunderous applause from the audience!

"Hahahahaha!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Applause everywhere!

...

Main control room.

The burden rang!

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye also breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, because there is no HIGH song in this world yet, so this part of the sketch was modified by himself, not the original version.

...

On stage.

Lianhe took out a rag doll, "Look, big girl, this is my grandson."

Ci Xiufang nodded: "It looks like you really."

Lianhe: "My grandson asked me to buy him a doll!"

Then Ci Xiufang took the doll and started dubbing.

This section is so funny, many people laughed to tears!

"This old lady is bad enough to talk! Can you live it alone?"

"Aren't you single too."

"Eh, how do you know?"

"Look at looks."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

One after another burden!

Classic lines one after another!

Finally, the plot has reached a turning point!

the phone is ringing.

Lianhe was very happy: "Haha! My partner called me! Hahahahaha, hello! Dance partner, where are you? Do I need to pick you up? Ah? You are not coming? No, why are you Isn't it coming? Well, let's say it, you decide to be a dance partner for Lao Zhangtou? No, how can you say something good... Oh, it's okay, don't think about me, good, I wish you success in your cooperation! it is good."

hang up the phone.

Lianhe was depressed: "This good thing has changed when it changes?" He stretched out his hand and took off the fake headgear, revealing a silver hair!

Ci Xiufang was startled, "Did you live a long time?"

Lianhe smiled and said, "Me? I'm still young this year, only 70."

Ci Xiufang: "You are so old, what are you tossing about?"

Lianhe said: "Life lies in exercise!"

Ci Xiufang shook his head: "Wrong! Life lies in stillness! Look at that bastard, how many years have you lived there motionless?"

Lianhe pointed at himself: "Don't look at the bastard, look at me!"

Ci Xiufang glanced at him, and glanced at his head: "I'm still watching the bastard!"

Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"

...

Online.

"Too funny!"

"I'm already laughing-forced!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Aunt Ci is too poisonous!"

"Why do I like her so much!"

"Lianhe was miserable! Hahaha!"

...

A newspaper office.

The reporters who were working overtime all laughed so hard to know what it was like!

"Absolutely!"

"Fuck it!"

"The best old lady!"

"Aunt Ci played so well!"

"It's a sketchbook!"

"Killing me!"

...

When the old man was rejected several times.

Ci Xiufang rose in anger and threw the phone on the stage!

The sketch finally entered the biggest orgasm!

Lianhe bent down to chase the wreckage of the mobile phone: "Eh, eh, eh, this seems to be my phone."

The audience laughed from ear to ear!

"come here."

"what?"

"I tell you little pineapple!"

"Little top."

"It's changed from now on!"

"I wanted to change it!"

"I tell you little slippers!"

"What is my name?"

"I think of what you call it!"

"I listen to you!"

"Listen to me the little camel!"

"Oh my god! There are three people now, hey, sister, why are you standing up?

Ci Xiufang said coldly: "People like you who stand up like you haven't stood up have stood up. Why should I not stand up again?"

The audience applauded!

"it is good!"

"well said!"

"Hahahaha!"

Ci Xiufang: "From now on, I will be your dancing partner!"

Not long after, the music sounded and the stage instantly changed. Dozens of dancers appeared behind Lianhe and Ci Xiufang, and everyone jumped!

The song "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" burst the audience!

The audience's applause engulfed the stage!

Chinese people all over the world are laughing crazy in front of the TV!

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meager.

forum.

Chat group.

Circle of friends.

As soon as the sketch was broadcast, it all exploded!

"Ah!"

"Too awesome!"

"How do you write this book!"

"This line is really going against the sky!"

"Zhang Ye is a god! He is a god!"

"Aunt Ci and Uncle Lian are also acting gods!"

"I really can't believe that this level of sketches can still appear in the spring evening!"

"Me too, it's incredible!"

"I didn't expect it before I watched it. Who would have thought that I would burst into tears after watching it! Oops, I have to laugh for a while, hahahahaha!"

"What the **** is "The Most Dazzling Little Apple"? Hahaha!"

""The Most Dazzling National Style" plus "Little Apple"!"

"Zhang Ye is really playing!"

"Yes, this guy actually wrote a sketch for the square dance!"

"Hahaha, is this guy vindicating the square dance?"

"This square dance ancestor did it, no! What's wrong! Ill!"

"This sketch is really great!"

Think of the Spring Festival Gala sketches of previous years and the traditional routine sketches of previous years. Countless viewers have to sigh from the heart:

This is the sketch!

This is the **** sketch!