I’m Really a Superstar

Spring Festival Evening continues.

The Chinese people all over the world are full of spirits.

When I was broadcast here in the spring and evening of the previous year, because of the usual biological clock, many people were already trapped because of the time difference of overseas time. Some people couldn’t see the back of the New Year’s bell and waited for a break, but this year’s rest, but this year. Not the same, the time is already very late, but all the viewers in front of the TV are all looking at the light, no one is willing to take the line of sight off the TV, no one!

Too beautiful!

This spring festival, his mother is poisonous!

I can't stop watching it!

Hurry up, what more programs are there below?

Fast and fast, can't wait!

Right, cross talk? Spring Festival Evening is almost halfway, and the cross talk has not come yet?

Language programs have always been the most anticipated by everyone. So far, all the program types have appeared, dance, songs, acrobatics, magic, essays, etc., so the comic program has not appeared from beginning to end, many people also I am looking forward to this moment.

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on the screen.

The host reported.

Finally, the first comic talk show is coming!

Spring Festival Evening is like this, pay attention to a whole, pay attention to a rhythm, just the "Avalokitesvara" and "Spring" have deceived many people's tears, it is impossible for everyone to spend the New Year's immersed in sad emotions, this time is definitely There is a language-like program mediation atmosphere, and the comedy show that appears at this time is especially critical, and it is especially difficult to play. It is not a real power program. It is difficult to live in the market. It is difficult to slap everyone from the previous mood. come out!

And these, Zhang Wei naturally considered it.

This work, he is full of confidence!

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Xiangshengjie.

Group chat in a small circle.

"These people are too rude!"

"Hey, Xiaohu, this young man is no problem, but how can Lao Liu and Lao Li be recruited by Zhang Wei? They still have no bones!"

"Is the olive branch of the Spring Festival Evening, can people not pick up?"

"Old Liu Lao Li did not have a conflict with Zhang Wei before, or they were smart. When the cross talks condemned Zhang Wei, they did not participate."

"Look at what cross talk they can perform."

"Not good."

"Oh, Zhang Hao can write a traditional comic book!"

"Yes, Zhang Wei's book is too common, and can't get on the counter!"

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Online.

There are also many people who talk about it.

"The comics are coming!"

"It has been waiting for a long time!"

"The comic book is also provided by Zhang Wei?"

"Yes, it's all about him."

"Can this be alright?"

"Hey, Zhang Wei's cross talk seems to have a little bit -"

"Yeah, the crosstalk of the Spring Festival Evening, can he write?"

"Who knows."

"The cross talk of five or six people? How do you say this?"

"The first cross-talk work of this Spring Festival Gala, look at what it is."

However, when the cross talk was live, everyone was deeply shocked!

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On the TV.

Subtitles appear.

The famous comic actor Li Xiangqi laughed and laughed.

He is a chubby person, and he wants to laugh at a glance.

Li Xiangqi played "head" in this comic dialogue today.

Head: "Hey, let me tell you something, I had a dream last night, my dream! Especially strange, I dreamed of my five senses, from..."

Eyes: "Hey! Head."

Head: "Hey."

Eyes: "Haha! Haha!"

Head: "Hello, hello!"

Eyes: "Do you still know me?"

Head: "I don't dare to recognize it! What is your name?"

Eyes: "My name is the eye."

Head: "Last name... What is the last name?"

Eyes: "Last name."

Head: "Do you have your family name?"

Eyes: "The first one is."

Head: "Which sentence?"

Eyes: "Zhao Qian Sun's eyes."

Head: "Don't hear! Zhao Qian Sun's eye? Zhao Qian Sun Li!"

Eyes: "Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng eyes!"

Head: "Zhou Wu Zheng Wang."

Eyes: "Feng Chen Chu eyes."

Head: "Don't be embarrassed! You are not afraid of it?"

Eyes: "No, I..."

Head: "What is your name?"

Eyes: "My name is my eyes."

Head: "Eyes?"

Eyes: "Oh, right!"

Head: "Oh, you said that this person has eyes? Ah?"

Eyes: "What is your part?"

Head: "Don't touch! It's broken, where can I go with this part?"

Eyes: "What is your name?"

Head: "I am the eye."

Eyes: "I am your eyes."

In a short while, the five senses debut one by one, and the fight is not open!

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Live audience:

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"No, no!"

"Laughing dead!"

"My stomach is cramping!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

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姥姥家.

The mother smiled and bent over her belly.

The three sisters laughed and leaned forward.

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"so funny!"

"My brother is god!"

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Online.

"Cow-forced!"

"This cross talk I serve!"

"Me too, is a real service!"

"There is no online buzzword, but it's funny!"

“The form is also new! But the language and the baggage are traditional!”

“Can Zhang Yan actually write traditional passages? And is his mother writing so well?”

"Yeah, I thought he would write the so-called "three customs"!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha, look good! This cross talk is amazing!"

"The original tradition can be so funny!"

"Zhang Wei is a face-to-face comedy!"

"Hey, smile, my tears are coming down!"

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The phase of the comics is silent at the moment.

Tang Dazhang said with a sad face.

Other traditional comic actors who failed to board the Spring Festival Gala are green!

I don't see the picture I expected!

How can it be!

This is written by Zhang Wei?

Can he write this book?

It turned out that he couldn't write a cross talk that would make a big party! ?

New form!

Outstanding!

Laughing points are frequent!

Active and healthy!

Even those who have colored glasses in the comics field can't find anything wrong with this Zhangye's comic dialogues - this is the most shocking thing!

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Main control room.

Xiao Wang clap his hands, whispered: "This cross talk, watch once laughed once!"

Hazi Qi also quietly said: "Well, it's too new."

Next to Zhang Wei heard the whispering conversation between the two people, and my heart could not help but come out, novel? If you let them know, this comic program is actually the old comic dialogue of his earth decades ago, and I don’t know what they would be.

Zhang Hao hesitated for a long time to use his comic works for this Spring Festival Evening. A work was written by him, and another one was vetoed. He felt that it was inappropriate. In the end, he still gritted his teeth. The work was taken out in this spring evening!

Master Ma Ji.

The five senses competed for merit.

Today, I made a stunning appearance and won a plaudit!