I’m Really a Superstar

Japan.

Countless people have closed their eyes!

"Oh no!"

"God!"

"Please tell me this is not true!"

"How is he! How could it be him!"

"Yeah, how could this guy be this guy!"

"This grand **** took the peace prize?"

......

Korea.

Domestic sorrow!

When the pandas burned incense in the middle of the year, they almost licked the table!

"This--"

"I really gave it to him!"

"My grass!"

"The Nobel Prize jury is not stupid!"

"He just stumbled the Indians! Just stumbled! You didn't see it? You really didn't see it? Your jury is crazy!"

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United Kingdom.

"It's incredible!"

"Is it for the Chinese?"

"Peace Award, the biggest trophy of the Nobel Prize!"

"This award is too unexpected!"

"Nobody thought of it!"

"Zhang Hao? I remember him."

"This person is also really capable. It is obviously a speech without any preparation beforehand. It is really exciting to let him say that the blood is boiling."

......

India.

The people are angry, and countless people are screaming!

"Just disappeared?"

"Is it a wind?"

“Also let our country ring the voice of peace?”

"You **** just disappeared!"

"You dumped the master of Bangalore, but also his mother said our cool words? Why don't you die?"

"This person is too angry!"

"How can there be such a shameless person in the world!"

......

United States.

In this big drama, the American people are also shocked.

"Is the Nobel Prize awarded to the Chinese for the first time?"

"The most important thing is the peace prize!"

"None Chinese can stand on such a high stage!"

"Now China seems to be really different from before."

"Zhang Wei? This Chinese is very special."

......

World Hacking Organization.

Many members are stunned one by one.

"I rely on it!"

"Can hackers also win the Nobel Peace Prize?"

"What happened to the world?"

"Boss, or else you will try the next Nobel Prize?"

"roll!"

......

Home.

Mom is dumbfounded: "What is my son?"

Wu Zeqing snorted and smiled: "Let's get the Nobel Prize!"

Mom asked again: "Is my son taking it?"

Dad was so excited that his eyes were red. "Yes! It’s a son! Nobel Peace Prize! You have asked it ten times since now!"

Then, when you see your mom crazy, take out your mobile phone. "Fast! Call your relatives and friends!"

Dad said: "You don't have to fight! Now everyone knows it!"

The voice of Sisi's milky voice rang.

"Long live father!"

"Long live father!"

......

姥姥家.

There is also a scream in the house!

"My brother won it! Take it!"

"Too cow - forced!"

"It's my brother!"

"There is a cousin who won the Nobel Prize!"

"Yes! Yes! This cow - forcing me to blow forever!"

He and his grandfather stared blankly at the TV screen, and already did not know how to use the language to express the mood at the moment!

......

Laozhang people's home.

Li Qinqin is crazy!

Wu Changhe is sluggish!

"Peace Award?"

......

Zhang Wei studio.

Everyone is arrogant!

"Won!"

"Let's take it!"

"Oh! Really! Really!"

"Zhang is going to be a fire!"

"Let's stand on the world celebrity list!"

Many people in the studio cried, crying and shouting, how many words and tears could not vent their excitement at the moment!

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Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Seven or eight buildings in the entire courtyard were shouted!

"Get it!"

"Professor Zhang won the award!"

"Oh my God! My God!"

"He did it!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Lao Zhou! What am I saying! Ah? What do I say? I know that this kid is fine! I know him!"

......

CCTV.

Studio.

The host has been incoherent!

Moderator: "Get it! Get it! The Nobel Peace Prize is ours! The Nobel Prize was awarded to the Chinese for the first time!"

The guests stood up and said loudly: "Please remember this day! Please remember this name! Zhang Wei! He took the first Nobel trophy for China! I am really proud of this moment, I am Teacher Zhang Wei is proud, I am proud of being a Chinese!"

The hostess’s eyes are also wet. “I am in the same mood as Professor Sun. Everyone sees that Teacher Zhang has lost the Nobel Prize in Literature. He may have turned off the TV, but no one thought of it. In the end. At the last second, Teacher Zhang Wei took back the Nobel Peace Prize trophy! This moment belongs to the Chinese. At this moment, the world is ringing the name of the Chinese! It’s great! Teacher Zhang Wei awesome!"

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Spring garden home.

AMY has a big mouth and has never closed!

Xiaodong, who was shocked by the face, still can't believe her ears until now. She pointed to the TV and asked Li Xiaoyu, "Zhang Wei?"

Li Xiaowei: "Yeah."

Xiao Dong: "Peace Award?"

Li Xiaowei: "Yeah."

Xiaodong spurting blood!

......

Dong Shanshan home.

Old classmates, look at me, I will see you.

Several people are scared to pass!

"Zhanger took the Peace Prize?"

"When is the Nobel Prize so humorous?"

"The peace prize for this goods is too ironic!"

"I am a little dizzy, I am crushed by the glass of wine!"

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On Weibo.

The Chinese people are boiling!

"Don't face?"

"Peace Award?"

"This, this is too **** face!"

"Who can think of this grandson actually holding back the Peace Prize! This is to scare the people of the world! Nobel Peace Prize!!"

"It’s going to be in the history of the face!"

"Yeah, this time not only in the history of China, but also his mother in the history of the world!"

"puff!"

"Indians are crying!"

"Don't say Indians, I am scared to cry!"

There are also a small number of people who are unaware of it.

Someone has just opened Weibo.

"what?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What happened? What peace award?"

"Several people upstairs still don't know? Then I will tell you a joke, this joke is - Zhang Hao took the Nobel Peace Prize!"

"Oh, don't tease."

"You are stupid - forced?"

"Ha ha ha, if you want to win the peace prize, then I dare to run for the US president!"

Then, tens of thousands of messages below Weibo!

"Go ahead!"

"go quickly!"

"Laughing!"

"Brother, come on!"

"Hey, you still have to read the news!"

In a short period of time, tens of thousands of people came to join in the fun, and all those people looked silly!

When those people saw it, they realized that something was wrong and rushed to turn the news.

This does not matter, they vomit blood vomiting blood, fainting past fainting!

what?

it is true! ?

......

In this world, there are many things that are too difficult to accept.

For example, the sow is on the tree.

For example, the iron tree blossomed.

For example, the tiger is vegetarian.

For example, Zhang Hao took the Nobel Peace Prize.

Zhang Wei took the Nobel Prize, and all the Chinese were cheering. It was just the name of the Nobel Prize. They made them feel a little embarrassed and laughed.

What kind of person is Zhang Wei?

China, Japan, South Korea, they are all clear!

That is a guy who swears at any occasion!

That's a mixed word that doesn't make a difference!

That is a boring thing that can give you something to find out!

Counting the things that Zhang Zhang debuted over the years, which matter has a dime relationship with the word "peace" of his mother! It can be just such a person, took the peace prize!

Soon, the news was released!

United States.

United Kingdom.

France.

Japan.

Russia.

Headlines have appeared in the headlines of countries around the world.

A long, long news headline never in the history of journalism.

- Nobel Peace Prize winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature for the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature at the Nobel Prize Ceremony! 》

This joke makes the world laugh!