I’m Really a Superstar

Resort.

The hot spring bath on the balcony is steaming with heat.

Zhang Wei was stabbed by the old Wu behind his shoulders. He was not honestly sneaking on the old Wu's thigh, and he was comfortably closing his eyes and enjoying it.

The female voice behind asked, "Comfortable?"

"Well, it's comfortable." Zhang Wei said subconsciously.

Later, I heard a smile. After Zhang Hao’s neck, I felt the gas from the other side’s mouth, hitting the sweaty pores of my neck, itching. “You are comfortable, the big sister’s hand is sour, OK, you Wash it yourself first." Pat his back and slap it. "The big sister has a break."

"Thank you, thank you." Zhang Hao was busy turning back.

Lao Wu smiled, "You're welcome."

Zhang Weidao: "I will give you a hand."

Lao Wu shook his head. "No, it's okay."

"Don't, let you be tired for a long time, or else I will pinch you elsewhere? Where do you hurt? You have to be polite, you can't keep you busy." Zhang Xiaoxiao said

Lao Wu patted his legs under the water. "I, the high heels stood for a long time, that is, the ankles hurt, but without you, soaking a bubble and relaxing."

"That can't be done, I don't care, I come." Zhang Wei immediately turned to face her, and the hand was taken from the old Wu's thigh. He found it under the water and touched the foot of Lao Wu. Feeling very good, he couldn't help but give Wu Zeqing a kick.

Old Wu is polite, "No need."

"I have to show performance." Zhang Wei did not listen.

Old Wu laughed, and he didn’t say anything.

After a while, Zhang Huan’s cell phone thrown on the bed with his clothes rang, and he screamed in the distance. Zhang Hao didn’t know who it was and didn’t take it.

The phone is gone.

It will ring again after two seconds.

Lao Wudao: "Take it, if there is an urgent matter."

Zhang Yan shrugged: "It must be my relatives and friends, there will be no urgency. Every time I make something, everyone has to call me and make a phone call. It is a routine."

Lao Wu said faintly: "That must be picked up, they are all concerned about you."

"Well, then I will take it." Others speak, even if they are fathers and mothers, Zhang Wei sometimes does not necessarily listen, but Lao Wu speaks, Zhang Wei is willing to listen. So I looked for it, first took the bath towel that I had thrown before, and wrapped it in the water. I got up from the bath and went out, ticking all the way, dripping, walking quickly. Go to the bed and pick up the phone, freeze it straight, and quickly go back, and slammed into the bath, took the bath towel off and throw it away, one hand continued to pick up the old Wu’s beautiful feet, pinch her, one The hand picks up the phone.

pass.

"Mom." Zhang said.

My mom’s voice is not small. "So slow to pick up? Why?"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "I am taking a bath. Are you reading the news? Are you broadcasting me on newspapers and on TV? How do you say me above? Good or bad?"

Mom said with a smile: "Who can dare to say that my son is bad? Is it a good word, don't talk about the news, a bunch of reporters have come to block the door, interview me and your father for a long time, still holding a few 咱The old neighborhood asked Dong to ask West. "I can hear that my mom is very proud. "Wait, let your dad say something to you."

The phone was replaced. "Oh, you give me the truth, you have never had a good grade in mathematics. How suddenly did you solve that conjecture?"

Zhang Wei was stunned and shouted: "Who am I? I am your son. This talent is of course given to you and my mother. I can’t say how to open it. Suddenly, the light flashed. ”

Dad said nothing: "But I have no mathematics talent with my mother. Where did you inherit it?"

The mother over there said: "Well, what talent do you care for? It is a gift for the world. The son solves the problem of mathematics in the world, glory for the country, and long faces for the nation. This is the result. The trick is now the hero's parents. You Ah, I’ll call the family’s relatives for a while and report a good news.”

This time I hung my parents' phone for a while, and the phone rang again.

Zhang Wei’s mobile phone to Lao Wu’s mobile phone, “Do you see it? Come again.”

Lao Wu smiled and said: "Take it."

Zhang Yi picks up, "Lao Yao, I know you have to call."

At the end of the mobile phone is Yao Jiancai’s shocking voice. "Brother, you are going crazy. This is just ending in the cross talks. How do you run the mathematics industry and get the rain?"

Zhang Weidao: "Hey, just catch up."

"That Dell guess is really you solved?" Yao Jiancai is not channel.

"Is there still a fake? The buddy is just trying it out. I didn't expect this conjecture to be difficult." Zhang Hao was in a good mood, touched the foot of Lao Wu and blew it with Lao Yao for a long time.

The third call was made by Su Na, a Chinese teacher at Peking University.

"How long is your brain, Teacher Zhang?"

"Oh, Teacher Su, my brain is grown up."

"How many young teachers at Peking University are eating together, or the news they saw on TV, you are too surprised. After reading the news, some of our teachers are stupid."

"Thank you for your concern."

"I don't think you are going to teach the Chinese department in the second half of the semester. You are going to the rhythm of the mathematics department of Peking University. You don't say anything. You are so knowledgeable."

The fourth call is the landlord’s aunt’s home.

Zhang Yiyi seemed to be electric, and he swallowed the spit. He quietly looked at Wu Zeqing and didn't know if he should pick it up. Because the distance was too close, he was afraid that Lao Wu could hear the phone.

Old Wu smiled a little, "What about lesbians?"

Zhang Wei coughs, "No."

Lao Wu looked at him and washed himself. "Nothing, pick it up."

Zhang Xiao smiled and felt that he was a guilty conscience. This was a must, so he immediately picked it up and said, "Hey?"

Not Rao Aimin.

There is the voice of Chen Chen, "Zhang Wei."

Zhang Xin’s heart is loose, "Hey, Chen Chen."

Chen Chen is not salty and not light, and the iconic voice is sounding. "I saw the news with Daxie. After I have a mathematics assignment in my book, you will help me."

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes. "Your mathematics homework in the second grade of primary school is still using me. What is your identity now? What is the status of your uncle Zhang? Is the international mathematician letting me fire a cannon?"

Chen Chen gave a sneer, "Oh."

Then the phone is broken.

Zhang Wei laughed and said: "This is a bad child."

Then, on and off, it was a bunch of friends and relatives. After processing these calls, it was already twenty minutes later. Maybe there was a phone call behind, but Zhang Wei couldn’t pick it up, but he couldn’t pick it up. Mute it and throw it aside.

Lao Wu smiled and said: "Is it finished?"

"Well, it's finally finished, I will give you a pinch." Zhang Wei continued to pinch her, but the hand was not stopped on her feet, but slowly moved forward, hit her calf, both hands together, First pinch her left leg, then let go and pick up her underwater right foot.

"Yes, you will have a break." Old Wu Wenhe said.

Zhang Weidao: "Nothing, then pinch, just call the net."

Lao Wu leaned there, and Xu was all right. He took her own mobile phone from the side and kept it on the table where it could not be found on the water. It seemed to be watching the webpage. But then, she smiled and took the phone to Zhang Wei and looked at it. "I’m talking about you."

"is it?"

"Let's see."

"I am jealous."

Sure enough, the national sensation

The major newspapers in the country, the Youth Daily, the North China Daily, the Beijing Times, and even the People’s Daily official website, etc., all released the news of Zhang Wei, and most of the newspapers even gave him the headlines. On Weibo, forum posts, and even live video taken by video site visitors, they were all on the top page. The news was so hot on the meager that it was soared to the first half an hour ago.

excitement

Crazy

Use these two words to describe the situation in the country, and then fit it.

Even foreign media have reported it.

Such as a math magazine in the United States.

Like several mainstream media in the UK

Such as South Korea’s news TV station.

A lot of netizens sent screenshots of videos and reports in various languages. Some of them also included translations. Although the name of Zhang Wei’s international shock did not cause such a big impact, the focus of national reports was all about Dell. Guessing, at most, I simply wrote the name of Zhang Wei and the nationality of his republic, but this is an unprecedented key step for Zhang Wei. In the domestic celebrity circle, he has not yet reached the summit. Some of his fame, his goal is to become the most famous star in the world. The math stars are the same as the stars. They can attract more people to pay attention to him. Recognize him, this is Zhang Huan’s ultimate ideal and goal. He doesn’t care what industry he is engaged in. His star road is destined to be different from others.

Zhang Xiaoxi heard and heard: "It’s really lively."

The excitement of this description, really still said, it should be a strong response

Countless people scream online

"Mr. Zhang Wei is good"

"What a **** cow!"

"Give us the national mathematics community to win glory in the international arena"

"Hahahaha, I heard that Teacher Zhang Wei was playing at the scene and was dying of me. Teacher Zhang Wei seems to be doing diligently in his life - not on the road to face or face."

"噗笑喷"

"Unlocking Dell's conjecture? This is the real knowledge of the real gun. Although Zhang Min is not reliable, he always offends people everywhere, but the knowledge of others is genuine and not like many people will move their mouths to resist this. Resist the light and say no."

"I was really shocked to go home from work to buy a newspaper, and then I don't know how to return home. I am too surprised to believe.

"Everyone is the same, hahahaha, teacher Zhang Wei is really big this time. I love him too much. Do you know what I like most about Zhang Wei? My favorite thing is that... you never know this. What new tricks will be made next time?"

"Mathematical conjecture... These eight scorpions are not related to Zhang Wei?"

"I was shocked too. I can only say... wonderful, too wonderful. Mixed entertainment is mixed with Zhang Hao. I am also drunk and I don't take the usual path."

"After creating a new style of cross talk performance, Teacher Zhang Yi picked up the banner of the Republic of the Republic of mathematics. A full of joy came from the face."

"Zhang Yu teacher has mixed into the mathematics community of mathematics friends, you have to be careful, Zhang Wei fan group to issue a red warning to the world of mathematics to inform you to ask for more happiness"

"Ha ha ha ha ha"

"Zhang Yuzhen has solved Dell's conjecture? What is wrong with this world? Is it April Fool's Day today? Do you want to be so bizarre? Do you want to be so dramatic? Teacher Zhang Wei, don't make trouble, don't worry, hurry. Write a book, and quickly update the "Wukong Biography", we are all waiting, how do you go to the mathematics community to do things? Rely on, quickly come back to write a book speed update, you are not dead"

The masses have heated discussions.

Old Wu turned to comments and meager.

When I turned to a microblog of Zhang Wei and a fan, the meager one gave both Zhang Wei and Wu Zeqing a pleasure.

It is written like this:

Zhang Wei fans No. 20: "I used to think that Zhang Wei was a radio announcer. Later I found out that I was wrong. He was actually a poet. Later, after accepting the identity of Zhang Wei’s poet, I found that I was wrong again. He was actually a novel. Home, then I accepted the identity of his novelist, I found that I was wrong again, he was actually a TV host, then I accepted the identity of his TV host, I found that I was wrong again, he was actually a musician, Later, after accepting the identity of his musician, I found out that I was wrong again. He was actually an advertiser. Later, after accepting the identity of his advertiser, I found out that I was wrong again. He was actually a calligrapher. When I was again After accepting the identity of his calligrapher, I found that I was wrong again. He became a comic actor again. When I accepted the identity of his comic actor again, I found out that my mother was still wrong. It turns out that Zhang Hao is a mathematician."

Countless people follow the thread

"Ha ha ha"

"Hey, my heart is up."

"Mr. Zhang is a funny comparison."

"I have never seen such a star artist who is not your mother, Zhang Yi, can you not be so versatile?"

"Hey, I think I am already numb, mathematician? The mathematician is a mathematician. Zhang Hao is now out of something earth-shattering, and my mother will not be surprised."