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On the blackboard.

Zhang Ye's wonder of the earth has come

The topic is: According to the rhythm, write a multiplication formula (a set of onomatopoeia):

Ding ding ding, ding ding ding;

2 Ah, ah, ah, ah;

B oooo, oooo;

4 Meow, meow, meow.

There are a total of four questions. There are not a few words. Zhang Ye raised his hand and drew a few strokes to write it. Then he dropped the pen and said back: "The question is over, everyone can try to answer it, and the students will come together. , Find a piece of answer sheet and write your answers, um, here I will emphasize one more sentence, this is an arithmetic problem, an arithmetic problem for elementary school, well, we can start."

If it were the people on the earth that Zhang Ye used to see, they would certainly not be too unfamiliar or surprised to see this kind of math problem, but in today's world, where have these teachers seen this kind of problem? Nima looks silly

puff

My grass

What kind of arithmetic problem is this

Li Jiaxing had already picked up a pen to write, not to mention the arithmetic problems of elementary school students, it is impossible that he could not know the advanced mathematics problems of college students, he is a serious master of mathematics, but when he sees this topic , For a second, Li Jiaxing suddenly passed 100,000 grass and mud horses from the bottom of my heart.

This

What the fuck

A second-year art teacher stunned: "This is really elementary school arithmetic? It's impossible. I can't even read it."

The third-grade music teacher said: "Yeah, I don't even understand the meaning of this topic."

Zhao Mei is also solving the problem, but she is confused, "Onomatopoeia? What does this onomatopoeia mean?"

The vice-principal also whispered to himself, "Write the multiplication formula according to the rhythm? Rhythm? What rhythm? How come there is music? Who can emna1a kids?"

A Chinese teacher said to himself: "Ding Ding Ding? Can this be multiplication?"

An English teacher had already given up, "This is impossible to figure out what and what"

Li Jiaxing's brain hurts to death, how can this voice be related to multiplication? Also, how do you list the multiplication formula?

Chenchen lowered his head to write.

The other children also write their own.

One minute.

three minutes.

five minutes.

Zhang Ye suddenly stopped, "Okay, let's stop here, time has been given a lot, and everything that should be written should be written, Teacher Li?"

Li Jiaxing sullenly handed out his answer. He wrote it in the blank space on the back of the teaching plan materials he lectured. The answer was the first question: one times three, one times three. Question 2: Blank, he didn't write the answer. The third question: one times three, one times three, and the fourth question: one becomes two, one becomes two, one becomes two.

Zhao Mei also wrote: Ding multiplied by B, Ding multiplied by B, multiplied by I, multiplied by I, and so on.

There are other teachers' answers that are all odd and weird, and they have everything. They are far more weird than the Chinese answer in Zhao Mei's multiplication formula.

More teachers didn't write anything because they couldn't understand it at all.

Zhao Mei curiously asked, "What is the correct answer?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Can Teacher Zhao help me collect the answers from the children?"

"Yes." Zhao Mei went to collect the children's answers.

After receiving it, Zhang Ye wrote the answer.

Answer to the first question: -×2

Answer to the second question: l×4

Answer to the third question: -×2

Answer to the fourth question: 2×B

All a dozen teachers got the wrong answer

When Li Jiaxing saw it, he suddenly realized

I know what's going on until the answer comes out

"It turned out to be like this" an art teacher said silently: "This is too hard to guess. It's too difficult to read and review questions."

A teacher couldn't help it, "Is it still a math problem in elementary school? Which elementary school student can do this kind of problem, I can really do it, I ate the paper"

Li Jiaxing nodded and said, "Even if he can answer the question correctly, he is covered by accident."

Zhang Ye asked with interest, "Really?"

"Why not?" Li Jiaxing pointed to the blackboard and said: "This kind of question is just a question, and children cannot understand it. It is difficult for us adults to understand."

Zhao Mei also nodded.

"That's right." The teachers said.

Zhang Ye said happily, "Okay, since everyone says so, let's take a look at the children's answers, Teacher Zhao, could you please read it?"

Zhao Mei didn't read the student's answer just now, and said: "Okay, but no name."

"It doesn't matter, you don't need to be named." Zhang Ye said.

Zhao Mei gave a hum, took the thick dozen answers, and read from the first one, "-×2l×4-×22×B…×2l×4-×22×B¨…-×2l×4 -×22×B...¨" At this point, Zhao Mei was stunned, and all the other teachers were also stunned. Zhao Mei's hands trembled, as if he had seen something incredibly unbelievable, and continued staring at it. Read, the faster you read, the faster you read: "...-×2l×4-×22×B...-×2l×4-×22×B...¨blank, this student did not fill in...-×2l×4 -×22×B…×2l×4-×22×B…×2l×4-×22×B-×2l×4-×22×-”

Dozens of students’ answers have been read

There was only one person who handed in a blank paper, one person got the wrong answer, and the others got all the correct answers. The accuracy rate of the entire second-grade class 1 on this question was over 90%.

Zhao Mei raised her head blankly, "How could this be?"

The vice principal said in amazement: "This...this is not right"

The art teacher said stupidly: "Almost all answers are right?"

Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders and pointed at the children, "Everyone was on the scene just now and was invigorating the exam. Whether the children cheated or something, everyone should know better than me, right? They didn't copy the answers from each other. , After this question was given, I finally waited until the answer was received before giving the answer. I ruled out all the possibility of cheating. The result is here. Teacher Li, this is what you call it even if you get it right. One person gets the right answer, and several people get the right answer. So, do dozens of people get the right answer at the same time?"

Li Jiaxing was speechless, "You, how did you do it?"

Zhang Ye shook his hand, "It's not how I did it. You should ask how the children did it. I have said it, and I must have passed it. This is just an elementary-level arithmetic problem, and the children may think with you. Not the same, do the children find this question difficult?" Look at the students.

A little girl said: "Not difficult"

A little boy smiled: "It's very simple."

Another little boy smiled and said, "It's too simple."

It may be the first time that they felt that they were smarter than the adults like school teachers. They answered the arithmetic questions that the teacher could not answer correctly. Everyone was very proud and happy, and they all said that they were eager to speak. Easy.

Especially Chenchen's answer is even more maddening.

Chenchen smiled and hooked the corners of his mouth, "Childish question."

naive……

An elementary school arithmetic problem evaluated as naive by a child, but stumped a lot of teachers and school leaders, and even stumped Li Jiaxing, a master teacher

This is a curse

This is naked-naked swearing

The faces of many teachers are not pretty.

Li Jiaxing hurriedly said, "What the **** is going on?"

Everyone doesn't understand, and they don't understand why

Zhang Ye said: "You may think that you are doing magic. Why do adults find difficult questions, but children are not stressed at all? Actually, this is not magic, but the way of looking at the problem and solving the problem is different, Teacher Li , You are a master and have taught high school students, but it is precisely because of this that you have problems with the teaching thinking of elementary school students. They are not adults, and even among the youngest children, they The world you see is not the same as what we see. You don’t need to be able to judge them in the way of adults."

When the other party showed his hand, the teachers stopped talking, waiting for Zhang Ye to say.

Zhang Ye walked to the blackboard, "Is this problem difficult? It's not difficult at all. You may suddenly realize that if I change the method like this." He wrote and drew a few strokes next to him, such as "Ding Ding Ding, "Ding, Ding Ding," Zhang Ye turned them into several paintings, three watermelons next to each other and three watermelons next to each other, and the conditions of the problem were still the requirements of the multiplication formula.

After everyone saw this, they suddenly woke up

"Ouch"

"I will understand if I write this"

"There are such questions in elementary school arithmetic textbooks"

"Yes, exactly the same"

"Isn't this three times two?"

Li Jiaxing also had nothing to say, looking at Zhang Ye with complicated eyes.

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Is it clear at a glance? This is actually a question, that is, from a picture to a text. That's it. Why can't everyone understand it? Why? Let me tell you, because the adults. The idea is too complicated. There are more things to think about. It is the meaning of the text, onomatopoeia, and permutation and combination. So the topic is still that topic, but you have influenced your own judgment, but children It's not the same. In their eyes, the world may not be that complicated, plus the training and problem models that have been used all the time, this has resulted in a completely different result that seems to be magic."

The class teacher Zhao Mei looked at Zhang Ye with a bit of admiration in his eyes. It was an elementary school arithmetic problem, which was unexpectedly picked up by Zhang Ye and evolved to this point. Not only did they shock the teachers, but also gave them a lively section. Education class

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