I’m Really a Superstar

morning.

Eleven.

The mountains are densely covered with clouds, and a few thick clouds float slowly, covering the hot sun above the head, combined with the ridges of the top of the mountain, the cool winds are all over the mountains, very comfortable.

At this time, the top of the mountain is full of teachers.

"Dr. Chen is here?"

"Hey, are you ready?"

"Bacon? Where is Bacon?"

"In the second small drawer of the box, take it carefully and there are ice cubes inside."

"Put the carbon point!"

"Wait a minute, people are still not there."

"Haha, my stomach is screaming."

"Come a male teacher to help us move the stove."

"Come on!"

The oven, the ingredients, all of them are all there.

Zhang Wei came up to the top of the mountain with two young teachers from the math group. When I saw this scene, I was also moved by the active atmosphere. I looked at the ingredients in the place, as if the exhaustion of these days was already After sweeping away, just wait for a big meal.

In the distance, Su Na is drinking soda and chatting with several female teachers around her.

Many other male teachers have opened a box of cold beer and started to drink. The previous days ruled that the wine could not be touched, but it doesn't matter now.

"Professor Zhang, here."

"Here."

Many people in the math group sat in a gazebo. When they saw Zhang Wei and several colleagues arrived, they called them over.

One person said: "Mr. Zhang, I heard that the candidates in Beijing are tearing down your desk?"

A female math teacher smiled and said: "I also listened to people in the high-handed office. It is said that the movement is still quite big, and the candidates are very fierce."

Zhang Yi was depressed when he heard it: "Hey, don't mention it, you said that I recruited whoever provoked it! My buddy has to offend a large number of people this time, what do I figure!"

Outside the pavilion, a teacher from the comprehensive group heard it. He asked: "It is very difficult to change the papers in this time. Is it difficult for your mathematics group to ask questions?"

A math teacher laughed and said: "It’s hard to be. Look back and you will know, especially those questions from Teacher Zhang, one is better than a pit!"

That person: "..."

After about ten minutes, the last wave of teachers who didn't come up went up the mountain. There was also the dean of the math group. However, the head of the language group did not see the leader, and it was estimated that something had not come. Suddenly, the top of the fireworks linger, everywhere is a charcoal fire, burning stoves, about a few count, the oven is about six or seven, enough to be present, dozens of teachers are baking things, raw materials are also available, eat a day to estimate eat Not finished.

"Almost all!"

"Bake it!"

"Come on!"

"Bake the scallops first, it's hot, it's easy to break!"

"Prawns also help me bake a little, thank you."

Several male teachers volunteered to start working in front of the stove. The ingredients were not on the shelf for a long time. With the smell of Zrazla, the fragrance floated on the ground.

This time, a middle-aged male teacher in Tsinghua suddenly said loudly: "Comrades, struggle for so many days, the work is completed satisfactorily, now we don't have to think about anything, relax and relax, I propose, we still Old rules!"

A female teacher smiled and said: "Cheng!"

Another slightly fat female teacher also said: "Agree!"

A teacher in the language group: "Second!"

Teacher of the Wenjing Group: "Ha ha, no problem!"

Many of them are frequent visitors to the Beijing college entrance examination proposition group. Some teachers even participated in the proposition group for more than seven or eight years. Except for some new faces born this year, such as Zhang Wei and Su Na, other people are right. The "old rules" that Tsinghua teacher said are no strangers. Don't look at the authoritative people in the education field. Whoever picks someone to look at the school? The students have to worry about it. But in fact, they don’t have the outsiders to think so badly. They drink too much and spit. I have to relax too.

Zhang Wei is not very clear, ask Pan Yang next to him, "Dan Pan, what old rules?"

Pan Yang smiled and said: "Everyone has no interest in eating. I have forgotten which year has started. Every time I finish the celebration party, everyone will engage in activities such as performances, singing, writing. Ah, divide the teachers into a few dials, and if you lose, you will be fined or fined."

Zhang Yiyi, "This way."

A middle-aged math teacher said: "This year is interesting."

Zhang Wei is not very interested, so he has been staring at the oven and is starving.

The crowd began to negotiate and screamed.

"How do you allocate this year?"

"In the past few years, there was a team of liberal arts teachers and a team of science teachers. However, the suspense of the competition is too small. The teachers of science are very scarce in the literary activities. Every year, our liberal arts teachers are the leaders."

“Hey, have our science teachers won too?”

"Haha, just one or two times, do you still remember the old week?"

"That's also won! And many of you who are engaged in liberal arts work can write and paint, and win a bunch of teachers who do a lot of physical and chemical education."

"That's serious, what happened this year?"

"If you don't follow the literary points, you can't always follow the school. Tsinghua University's masters are big, and there are too many teams. It's not easy to operate."

"Or else press men and women."

"Yes! This proposal is good!"

"I can see it!"

"It’s interesting to group by gender!"

"What did you lose?"

"Peace bar, so many beer."

"Good! Set?"

"Ok, deal!"

"Come on, who is afraid of who!"

In today's state of being out of the mountains, the enthusiasm for self-entertainment is also many times higher than usual. Even the young teachers or the old comrades are very cooperative. Soon, the teachers passed unanimously. This group proposal, everyone suddenly started camping, one is a male teacher, the other is a female teacher. However, at the last point, the number of female teachers is significantly less, which is two-thirds of the male teacher team.

Some female teachers did not agree. "No, we have too few people."

Su Na also smiled and said: "Yes, our female compatriots can't drink too much alcohol, and there are still few people. It's too unfair."

Liao Qidao of the language group: "What do you say?"

A middle-aged female teacher suggested: "You should give us a teacher, at least we can drink for us."

The male teachers did not have any opinions when they discussed it. Anyway, they were also entertaining. They said, "Oh, then you pick someone, you can only be alone."

When the female teachers saw it, they immediately turned their heads to their ears.

Many male teachers have straightened their waists, and they still hope that the female teachers will choose them. The green flowers in the flowers are also a manifestation of popularity. Even if they lose the help of the female teachers, there is nothing.

The female teachers pointed at them.

"How is Chu?"

"Okay."

"What about Teacher Wu?"

"Not bad."

"Oh, who are you going to choose?"

"I have to find someone who can drink."

"Or find someone who can help us win, ha."

Zhang Wei’s enthusiasm for participating in their activities is almost zero. This has already left the big army. He walked to the front of an oven and watched the scallops roast. He started to eat, and from time to time he whipped his hot fingers. head. The taste is ok, it is almost garlic!

Suddenly, a female professor at the leading Renmin University stood up. "We decided."

Liao Qi asked: "Who are you going to your team?"

The male teachers are paying attention and erecting their ears.

The female professor smiled. "Please ask Teacher Zhang Wei."

Hearing his name, Zhang Hao, who was eating meat, looked back in the wrong direction, "Ah?"

Liao Qi’s eyebrows jumped. “Are you sure?”

The female professor smiled and said: "OK."

Pan Yang greeted: "Professor Zhang, don't eat it first, your task is arduous."

Su Na also waved him, "Mr. Zhang, come on."

A female teacher said: "Oh, there is Zhang Wei, at least in the field of literature, we will not lose, and even if the male teacher group makes bad math problems or guess brain teasers, we have a 10% victory. As for the rest, if you want to dance than singing, that is the strength of our female teacher, no one is afraid!" Female teachers, almost still mainly English teachers, history teachers, political teachers, geography teachers.

A female doctor said: "Mr. Zhang, look at you, can you drink enough?"

Zhang Yan looked helpless. "I fell down with a cup. I fell and you have to take me down the mountain."

Su Na said at the end: "Well, you haven't drunk when you watched your drinking. Two bottles of beer can always drink? Teacher Zhang, we have a bunch of female compatriots, you can not drop the chain."

As soon as I entered the women's pile, many female teachers chatted with Zhang Wei.

"Xiao Zhang, I am Sun Fang of Normal University."

"Hey, grandson."

"Please do something."

"You say?"

"Can you help me with the signature of Zhang Yuanqi and Fan Wenli? My children especially like them. You are not their leader now."

"Khan, what leadership do I have? It is the general director of the show. They listen to me when they are doing the show. The audience is not, but no problem, I will give you a call. I will change the phone. I will look for someone to give you back. bring here."

"Mr. Zhang, I want to."

"Yes, give me one more."

"I don't want anyone else, Professor Zhang, you should sign me ten signatures first. After you become a first-line star, I will open an online store to sell your signature."

Seeing that Zhang Wei is so popular, the male teachers are not very surprised. Among them, the most famous of them is Zhang Wei. It is not only academic fame, even if there is no famous mathematician, Zhang Wei is also the hottest second-line star in China. Many female teachers may have I can't name some of their male teachers, but I must know Zhang Wei. Besides, there are several teachers in the Chinese group who have questioned Zhang Wei or see him in a dissatisfied Chinese. Most of the other teachers still don’t have any questions about Zhang Wei. What prejudice, nature, is the candidate that all female teachers can pass unanimously. That is him.