I’m Really a Superstar

Every time you take the college entrance examination, you will have the title of the gold medal, and you will definitely have a list. If you have a bad test, you must have a good test. But what is the situation now? Everyone has tested it? Everyone is planted on the math paper? But how hard is it, can't it be a good one? There is always a mathematics score that goes against the sky. How can you watch a big circle, everyone is an identical expression?

The two fathers and sons talked.

"Son, are you not good at math!"

"It's too hard! The question is too difficult!"

"How much do you do right?"

"I don't know, the answer is basically relying on Mongolia!"

"How could this be! What the question is!"

"Dad, if I can score 50 points on this math score, I can wake up dreaming!"

"What? You usually have a minimum of 90 points in mathematics! You have also scored 99 points for a touch! How can it be so bad? This is not your level!"

Next to a candidate heard, said: "You will be content, Leizi can still 50 points, I can test 40 points, I am happy! After three big questions, I did not write a word! I even read the title I do not know!"

Several reporters looked at each other and did not believe in evil. They could not answer the questions and they believed that there would always be problems, but even the questions could not be understood. They obviously didn't believe it, so some reporters managed to get a few math problems from the oral passages of several candidates. At first glance, several reporters were completely faint.

"Liu Ge, can you understand?"

"...what are you?"

"I, I didn't understand."

"Khan, me too."

"I am grass, is this a question for people?"

"This question group is going to kill it!"

Soon, a lot of news was sent out.

"The second day of the Beijing college entrance examination black! 》

"Chinese mathematics difficulty burst table! 》

"The end of the college entrance examination: Candidates cry out of the examination room! 》

"Mathematics topic exposure: How many times do you do these questions?" 》

"The title is difficult to cry candidates, unprecedented in history! 》

A lot of pictures taken outside the examination room have also been presented. The photos can be clearly seen. The title of "Difficult to Cry" candidates is really not a description or a metaphor. It is really hard to cry the candidates!

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the other side.

At the end of the exam, the online frying pan, the ruthless Beijing candidates have already smeared the meager post and the relevant forums of the major forums, shouting overwhelmingly.

Candidate Xiao Wang: "The fairy tale is a lie! It is a lie!"

Wu Zhongfei: "Teacher, why is it different from saying a good script!"

Four candidates: "Not my math level is bad, but the enemy is too embarrassing!"

Candidates in the middle school of the Normal University: "Who is the noon at the time of noon? It is not too difficult to analyze the mathematics papers at the end of the day? You come out, don't kill you and my surname!"

Eight middle school candidates: "After finishing the language paper, I just feel that my heart is broken, but after finishing the mathematics paper, I feel that my eggs are broken!"

"Same broken!"

"Same with 1!"

"Same 99999!"

One of the students in the 63rd: "School brothers, if the next year's Beijing language papers and mathematics papers are simple, please remember us, please remember us, because this is the blood and tears of our predecessors. I have exchanged for you! No thanks, I am called a red scarf!"

Candidates from other provinces also came to watch.

"Touching the head."

"The brothers of the capital, you have worked hard."

"I read your math problems, I just want to say - you are all glorious warriors!"

"Refueling, strong!"

"Those questions, no one can do it!"

"The Beijing Gaozhe Office is playing big! I see how they end up!"

"Zhang Hao is too ridiculous! These questions must be made by him!"

"Fortunately, our province's high-handedness office did not find this item out of the question! Otherwise, it must be us who died this year! Think about it all!"

"Whoever meets Zhang Wei, who is not based on the routine, who is unlucky!"

"Zhang Wei is a scourge. When I was on the radio, I was talking to the entire radio system. When I was at the TV station, I was playing with the TV station. When I was at the university, I was playing with the education circle. When I was in the circle, I played with the whole comic circle. The goods are now in the field of college entrance examination!"

Jingcheng candidates, mother-in-law!

Candidates' parents complain!

The eyes of the whole society are also concentrated in the high examination papers of the capital!

Beijing High Recruitment Office... Proposition Group... Zhang Wei... have been pushed to the cusp!

Soon, a campaign to "strictly punish the subject" was launched on the Internet. Countless candidates and parents joined the camp. The candidates from other provinces and cities also came to cheer them up. This heat wave suddenly collapsed. The network has caused a lot of movement!

"What about Zhang Wei?"

"Where is Zhang Wei?"

"Hand over the goods!"

"Down with Zhang Hao! Kill the candidates!"

"Down with the Beijing High Office! Ask the candidates for justice!"

The shouts come and go, one wave after another!

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another side.

Zhang Wei's parents.

Hey, hey, someone knocked at the door.

Mom and Dad and Chen Chen are staring at the computer to watch the latest news about the Beijing college entrance examination. I heard the sound, my mom used to open the door. "Who?"

Outside, Zhang Hao came in. "Who can be?"

Mom, a glimpse, "How come you are back?"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "The college entrance examination has been finished. I am not coming back. I am still waiting with the mountain? Hey, let me tell you, I am almost green with the mountains. Every day, I look up at the woods. You see Look at the big bag of my body, all the mosquitoes bite, there are too many insects on the mountain!"

Mom said: "Hurry into the house, I will look for you to find the wind oil."

Zhang Wei is in a good mood. "No, it has been wiped." When I walked to the living room, I saw Dad and Chen Chen. "Dad, have you rested today? Chen Chen, don't you think Uncle?"

Chen Chen yelled at him, "...hehe."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Oh, I just thought about it." Asked: "Dad, this little thing didn't cause trouble to the family?"

Chen Chen? Mouth.

Dad looked at his son. "Isn't it still provoked?" You see it is big enough! You can take a look at it, the Internet is messed up! Candidates and parents are all yelling at you! You Say you are also, the problem is to ask questions, you are so hard to do it!"

Zhang Yihan said: "Who is jealous of me?"

Mom said to the back: "I see you, everyone will marry you!"

Zhang Wei’s past in front of the computer, isn’t it, his Weibo has been rotted by people, all of them are “destroying the people”, and Zhang Hao is also sweating, he suddenly sits open On the chair, Chen Chen sat in front of the computer and made a faint landing.

Zhang Wei: "Everyone is calm, calm, hard to be difficult, low scores are all low, in fact, they are all the same, and will not affect everyone's high-profile admissions." On this planet, university expansion is also quite common, ten More than half of the candidates can go to college. In fact, the topic will not have much impact, unless it is really bad, especially for a special period of time, and a small part of the results are not enough, in fact, regardless of the exam title is Difficult or simple, this small part of the candidates are certainly not enough, and can not go to college, so there is no difference.

But the candidates will not listen to this!

As soon as I saw Zhang Wei's faint light, all the candidates in Beijing were swarming!

"The name of Zhang is coming!"

"Your sister, you dare to come out!"

"Everyone is coming! The culprit is coming!"

"Down with Zhang Hao!"

"Zhang Wei, you have killed us!"

"What are you doing?"

When Zhang Yi took the lead, he was besieged by countless people!

Zhang Wei was very cried and coughed. He coughed and slammed the boss. "Why are you yelling at me? The question is not from me. It is from the head of Pan Yang Pan of Peking University."

Dad: "..."

Mom: "..."

Chen Chen: "..."

Suna meager: "..."

The same is the meager of Peking University’s teacher: "..."

A dormitory.

Pan Yang’s servant’s return home, just after drinking the tea, he turned the computer and flipped it over. As a result, he saw Zhang Wei’s Weibo. After seeing it, he almost didn’t mad, the tea in his mouth. Also squirted out half, did not expect Zhang Hao actually put the black pot on his head!

Pan Yang is also anxious, this black pot can not be back, just to send a microblog to explain a sentence, the results of the candidates after the comments, Pan Yang also heard.

"Principal of Peking University?"

"Don't listen to him nonsense!"

"I rely on you who you are! It is definitely you!"

"Don't think we don't know! This kind of deficiencies can't be thought of by others!"

"Hey, Teacher Zhang, you are squinting and saying something! You are giving me pleasure!"

"Zhang Wei, are you still having to exercise?"

"It's you! There won't be anyone else!"

"You don't want to lie! I know who it is, and who knows who it is!"

As a result, there wasn’t a candidate and a netizen who believed him, and all of them knew that Zhang’s mouth was simply unreliable!

Zhang Hao did not swear, wiped the sweat, quickly ran off the line, can not afford, can not help the buddy? This is to avoid avoiding the limelight. I am now a street mouse and everyone is shouting!

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at night.

This almost funny farce is still on stage!

The Beijing High-level Admissions Office also accepted an interview and answered the questions and related details of the Beijing test paper. The press release was released soon. It exposed the subjects of the difficult subjects such as Chinese mathematics and English. The name also reveals some details of the problem.

As a result, all Jingcheng candidates and onlookers were shocked to find that in the two volumes of the Chinese and mathematics examinations, each of the subjects that abused the candidates was not as good as the ones who wanted to marry the mother. There was no exception. Others' hands, all the questions are **** out!

Yes!

Every way!

Everything is his out! ! !

This time, the candidates are even more angry and screaming, and they have the head debt, they once again launched the offensive, on the blog of Zhang Wei's Weibo, a wave of waves!

"You still said that you did not come out! Also kick the black pot to Pan Dean!"

"I have served you Teacher Zhang! What are you doing with all the changes?"