I’m Really a Superstar

Zhang Wei meager questions.

The first question: composition.

The topics are as follows:

A young man is sulking at the beach, unhappy.

"Is there anything I can't think of?" asked an old man.

The young man said that he did his best to do things, but he was not recognized and respected.

"Look at it." The old man picked up a grain of sand and left it with his hands. "Can you find it?"

The young man smiled and shook his head.

"Then I still have a bead." The old man took out a huge pearl and measured it on the beach. "It's not hard to find it. It becomes a pearl, and no one will ignore you anymore."

The question was that Zhang Hao went on line by line.

Many netizens have seen it here and have already smiled.

"too easy!"

"This time the topic is very traditional."

"This essay question is not bad. I am still listening to this little story for the first time. It looks simple, but it is very philosophical. This question is very good as a college entrance examination question this year. The idea is clear, that is, let the candidates take this question. The story is reflected and extended, and an essay is written around its own value and social respect. It can be cut from the point of pearl and sand, or it can be hard and..."

The netizens are pointing to the analysis of the mountains and rivers. The latter topic suddenly became cold.

- Didn't anyone ignore me when I became a pearl? It makes sense that the young man meditates for a moment, then picks up the pearl and ran away! Subject Requirements: Please write an essay with the title "Where is the most basic trust between people"? The subject matter is not limited, not less than 800 words.

Seeing this, all netizens are stupid!

"My grass!"

"Between people... the most basic trust?"

"What is the turning point?"

"Zhang Wei, you - big-ye!"

"Speaking of good value and social identity? Say good sand and pearl cuts continue to confuse the story? How can he **** the pearl away? Hey! Do you want to be so fucked! Your sister! Said that for a long time, there is no relationship with the topic requirements!"

"Zhang Wei, you are a pit!"

"Hey! Laugh!"

"Rely, let this hand give the pit!"

This question is out, everyone jumped to the feet of the mother, I have seen wonderful essays, but I have never seen such a wonderful ah, is this a Chinese question or a paragraph?

"I said how Zhang Huan vowed to give this kind of reward!"

"Yeah, this question can't be answered at all!"

"Who can't answer? I am coming!"

"Yes, isn't that the most basic trust between people? I write an article!"

Some netizens have already rushed into the battle.

"Get out of the second question!"

"The second question?"

"I don't believe it!"

"Yes, today we are spending this cargo! I am mad at me!"

......

Wu family.

The front yard is on the lawn.

After Wu Zeqing saw Zhang Hao’s question on the screen, he smiled and said, “You, no wonder someone is jealous of you.”

Zhang Weidao: "This is everyone's love for me."

Lao Wu: "Is it?"

"Of course." Zhang said on his mouth, but his hand did not stop, and he began to input the next question.

......

On Weibo.

In the waiting of countless netizens, the second question came as scheduled.

Math question:

It is known that the number of dancing square dance aunts is 50, the square array is 1 meter per person, and the square dance played in the sound is 170 decibels. Xiao Ming lived on the 7th floor and the wind speed was 3ms.

The netizens began to analyze the topic again.

"The math problem!"

"How long does it take to ask the voice to pass? Or something else?"

"The 50-person square is separated by one meter? Well, the decibel is more troublesome, and there is wind speed?"

"If you don't consider resonance and energy loss, it's not difficult to solve this problem."

"I have already started to calculate, very relaxed, just look at the topic and ask."

In the next second, the last question of the question came out.

Q: The probability of Xiao Ming’s successful dance to the square dance aunts.

what? ?

Netizen fainted!

"Pour the dung? How is the dung?"

"I splashed your sister, Zhang Hao!"

"Say a good voice spread?"

"Let me be quiet, I am a little dizzy!"

"Cooperating this **** is a probabilistic question, ah?"

"The surname of Zhang, why don't you play cards according to the routine?"

"I try this question, I don't believe in evil! The weight of the feces is unknown, the initial strength and the initial speed are unknown. The aunt in the title is a region, and the feces are also a gradual area in the process of falling. Let's first establish The axis, Xiaoming in the Z axis, the aunts in the XY axis... then calculate the parabola..."

"Upstairs cattle - forced!"

"Man, rely on you!"

"Come on, I am optimistic about you."

The cows with science are going to calculate!

At this time, the third question given by Zhang Wei came out.

Title: Spring is a good season for cross-matching. At 6 o'clock in the spring day of the Beijing time, the police officer Xiao Li looked up at the Polaris 38 degrees and then led the team into a underground selling-kinky-wolf-point. Excuse me, this is the most likely to be shouted in the room. What is the first sentence?

A: A drop of kidney.

B: Thunder Building

C: Imagine the group

D: Xi Ba

The netizens have already had countless grass mud horses flying by!

"What's the problem! What's the problem!"

"How come your mother has a seat!"

"Ghosts know what to say!"

"Who is the solution?"

Immediately, Zhang Wei’s last question also arrived.

Problem 4: A BMW car with a rated power of 6.00 by 104W travels on a horizontal road and stops at a distance of 5 meters from the old grandmother. The old grandmother is known to weigh 50 kg.

With the experience of the first three times, netizens have learned to be smart this time. No one answered the question, and no one analyzed the problem in advance. Because it has been used three times, everyone will wait for Zhang Wei to ask the last question. come out.

The question is coming.

?ask:

1: Ask the grandmother's falling power.

2: How much does the grandmother want?

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