I'm really not a magician

This professor should be a professor of traditional Chinese medicine. The class he is teaching is about acupoints.

"You introduced that the pressing of Shangxing point (one inch above the hairline), posterior auricular point (located in the posterior auricular vein) and Tongtian point (located five minutes behind the anterior parietal point and one inch outside) are conducive to blood circulation and spleen and stomach health, right?"

Professor Ma looked at me and said, "isn't it right?"

"But pressing these three acupoints at the same time will also cause coma. Don't you know or don't you mark it on purpose?" I continued.

Professor Ma was stunned and frowned at me: "do you understand? These three acupoints won't make people unconscious at all."

"Yes."

As soon as I said this, there was an uproar under the stage. I was basically saying that I didn't understand anything and was still showing off.

I knocked on the table and said, "who can come on stage and try?"

A handsome boy stood up and said, "I'll come."

"Professor Ma, is that ok?" I asked for Professor Ma's advice.

Professor Ma nodded and said, "of course. If you can make this classmate unconscious through these three acupoints, I'll let bygones be bygones."

"OK," I said, pressing two of the acupoints with my right hand, putting my left hand on Tongtian acupoint, and then exerting a fierce force.

The male classmate turned his eyes white and fainted directly.

I reached out and held it, then looked at Professor Ma and the whole class with a shocked face.

When the crowd recovered a little, I pressed my right hand on his Baihui acupoint and Yintang, and a stream of internal Qi rushed into his body. The boy woke up in an instant.

The boy quickly stood firm and asked, "what happened? What just happened?"

The class burst into laughter. Du Zhiye looked at me admiringly. Chen Qingye even blew a rogue whistle.

"Students stay." Professor Ma came over and seemed to want to try it himself.

The student hurried to his seat: "no, no, no, Professor Ma, this kind of thing is not used to" brother soul, you're great. "Du Zhiye whispered.

I looked at her affectionately. Now Du Zhiye has lost one look.

Class didn't end until 5:30. We ostentatiously ate in the canteen. After dinner, I gave Du Zhiye another antidote.

After eating, Du Zhiye had no reaction, but as in the hospital, he went to the bathroom after eating.

"In fact, sometimes I admire Miss Zhiye Xi for her innocence and carefree, as well as a warm boyfriend like you," Chen Qingye said.

"But her day is coming to an end," I murmured.

Chen Qingye sighed: "if you were a demon, how good it would be. You can go to the demon Temple openly and try to calm down the civil strife of the demon family with Miss Zhiye. In this way, you and she may eventually become an enviable fairy couple."

"Will she return to the demon palace after her blood awakens?" I asked.

Chen Qingye said: "naturally, knowing that Miss Ye returns to the demon temple, the Ye family can consolidate their position in this name. Other families will continue to support the Ye family, and the flower family will give up the idea of seizing power."

"As soon as Zhiye's blood awakens, is it the strength of the demon king?"

"Of course not. After the awakening of blood, it is only the strength of the lich, so we should immediately return to the Lich temple and accept the baptism of the pool water in the holy pool of the Lich family for 77 and 49 days in order to inherit the strength of the immortal Lich King." Chen Qingye said.

After thinking for a while, I asked, "the situation is so complicated now. Do you have an absolutely safe escort plan?"

"There are still five days left. We are going to leave for the demon Temple early in the morning on the fourth day. There will be natural visions when the blood of the immortal demon king awakens. At that time, the people of the Ye family will lead other people to meet together to ensure the smooth awakening of blood." Chen Qingye explained.

"I want to go together," I said directly.

Chen Qingye smiled and shook his head: "the demon clan stipulates that unless invited by diplomacy, other races are not allowed to step into the demon temple. For your safety, I suggest you not show up."

"Early in the morning four days later, I will send Zhiye back to the demon palace with you. Please tell Zhiye that I will wait for her outside the demon palace."

"Why are you waiting for her?" Chen Qingye asked.

"Come to me when her blood awakens."

"What are you looking for?"

"What do you say?" I asked.

Chen Qingye was stunned, thought for a while and said, "OK, I promise you."

"Thank you." I smiled at Du Zhiye coming out of the bathroom and stopped communicating with Chen Qingye.

"It's almost seven o'clock. What time is Jiangbei's confession activity?" Du Zhiye said.

Chen Qingye cut and said, "at eight o'clock, in the back mountain of one teaching, what romantic confession activities can that nerd have? If you don't want to see it, I don't want to go."

Du Zhiye said, "it's great to feel it. I heard that there are hundreds of relatives and friends to help, and brother soul helped to speak."

Du Zhiye's eyes are filled with anticipation. Girls may have a longing for this kind of thing.

"I just hope it's not too embarrassing." Chen Qingye said indifferently.

"There are hundreds of relatives and friends to help? This boy has courage, Zhiye. In contrast, your confession to me looks very poor." I joked.

Chen Qingye was stunned and said, "do you want to be shameless?"

Du Zhiye laughed: "brother soul, I'll give you a grand confession ceremony later."

"No, I'll make it up for you later. Let's go, take a walk, eat and go to Jiangbei performance at eight."

……

The time with my lover always passed very quickly. An hour passed quickly. We also came to the vicinity of Houshan.

Jiangbei is waiting at the foot of the mountain, holding several flashlights.

"Qingye, soul brother, Zhiye, thank you for coming." Jiangbei's expression looked very happy, and there was a little more confidence in his eyes.

"Brother, come on, take her tonight. I'm tired of her." I cheer Jiangbei up.

Jiang Bei, um, gave us each a flashlight in his hand.

"What is this?" Du Zhiye asked with a smile, "you don't want to take us up the mountain to explore? There is a legend in the school that the back mountain taught by the first medical school is haunted."

"Haunted?" I frowned and looked at Du Zhiye.

Jiangbei said, "it's all rumors. I've been on the mountain these two nights and haven't seen any ghosts."

"Why? Your confession ceremony is really in the back of the mountain?" Chen Qingye asked, with some excitement in his eyes.

She is a demon and has a natural preference for mountains.

Jiangbei nodded and said, "yes, you once said that you like bold, capable and knowledgeable boys. I'll take this piece of temperament tonight to impress you."

"Yes, I hope I can take a new look at you. Don't you still have a hundred relatives and friends group?" Chen Qingye said.

Jiangbei smiled mysteriously: "at the top of the mountain, let's go up first."

I frowned. Jiangbei's expression was strange, but I couldn't see the malice, and I didn't know what the hell was going on.

……