I'm really not a magician

"Lao Qin, what's going on? What happened? The old man was fine last night." Zheng Kangkang shouted as he ran.

I shook my head and said, "it may be drug poisoning."

"Drug poisoning? It has something to do with the Dean surnamed an?" Zheng Kangkang asked with a frown.

"I don't know yet. Let's take the old man back first." I said and walked to the underground morgue.

When I went to the morgue, I carried out grandpa's body. I had an antiseptic injection last night. Now I have to send grandpa's body back for burial.

Put grandpa on the back seat, and I also sat in the back seat, holding grandpa with my hand. We didn't say a word on the way, and I didn't tell anyone else.

When he got home, rhubarb welcomed him for the first time. It seemed to know that grandpa had left without barking. His expression was extremely sad and his eyes were full of tears. I knew for the first time that the dog would cry.

I asked Zheng Kangkang to drive Du Zeming's car out and clean it inside and outside. There were dead people in the car. It's unlucky.

I put grandpa's body on his bed, then took his shroud, hat and shoes and changed them for him. When I was sorting out my face, Shigong three broke in.

When they saw grandpa's body in bed, they came over directly and knelt on the ground. Without asking a word, they burst into tears. I have been helping grandpa tidy up his body without saying a word.

After they cried for more than ten minutes, Shigong asked, "yihun, what's the matter with boss Qin?"

"It's a long story. I haven't figured it out yet. I'll deal with it myself. I won't bother your elders." I said faintly.

Everything grandpa told me should not involve them. They can't do it. Even if an Shizhu's father really poisoned them, they shouldn't involve them. They are just small people in the countryside and regret not moving the big tree.

"Well, if you need anything, tell us at any time. If it weren't for boss Qin these years, the three of our teachers and disciples wouldn't be able to eat this meal." Shigong said emotionally.

"Tomorrow is an auspicious funeral day. I'll preside over it. I'll bother Shigong and Shishu in Dharma." I put away the towel for Shifu's face, then picked up a hanging firecracker and went to the door to set it off.

Our Qin family has no relatives in the village. My grandfather moved to the gate. My grandmother and father have long gone. My second uncle is now in the number. My mother, who has long been blurred in my memory, doesn't know where it is.

I am now the only immediate relative of my grandfather's funeral, which is a very unfortunate thing in the countryside where there are so many children and grandchildren.

After setting off firecrackers, I took the compass and a firewood knife left by my grandfather and took rhubarb to the cemetery mountain behind the village. This compass was used by my grandfather to light the acupoints for the dead. It may not think that it will serve its owner one day.

Fengtou mountain is the junction of our village and the next village. It is also a tomb treasure. There was a great ownership dispute. Later, under the mediation of the leaders of the town, it became a public tomb mountain, renamed Fengtou mountain. Nearly 100 people have been buried in the tombs above for more than a decade.

Fengtou mountain is nearly 100 mu large, and it is also the first mountain. It is not difficult to find a suitable tomb on it.

After wandering around the mountain for almost two hours, I finally found a good geomantic treasure land. On the hillside, I was backed by a huge rock and there was a stream within a hundred steps. The disadvantage was that there was only a path in this place. It was difficult for coffins to come up, and several trees blocked the path.

I cut down those trees without saying a word. Grandpa's way to sleep should not be blocked.

Rhubarb helped nearby and kept dragging away some of the branches I cut with my mouth.

I was busy until it was nearly dark, and the trees in the way were cut down by me. I was completely tired and collapsed.

After sitting on the ground and resting for a long time, I got up, patted the soil on my ass, and asked rhubarb to go to the village.

When I got home, I found that the house was full of people. Almost the whole village came, and even people from several villages next door. The news of Grandpa's death spread like wildfire, and more people came to see me off than any other family.

The outside of the house is full of wreaths, twice as many as the Du family's white work before.

Grandpa has been doing good deeds all his life. He should have saved a lot of money, but there are only tens of thousands of yuan under the bed, which is estimated to be for me to start a family, and his other savings are used to relieve the villagers.

So the villagers in shiliba village respect him very much.

When I came back, everyone stopped talking, looked at me silently and automatically gave way.

The mourning hall has been arranged. The Dharma practitioners, Shigong, have all taken it, and the Dharma platform has been set up.

I went to the door, bowed to everyone and said, "thank you for coming."

Everyone looked at me. I reluctantly smiled and said, "I will be buried in the coffin at seven tomorrow morning. I'm waiting for your uncles and aunts to see Grandpa off. It's too late now. Please go back and have a rest first."

"Stay with Lord Qin again."

"Well, we'll accompany Lord Qin again."

"Yes, Lord Qin is a good man. He has done so many good things over the years."

"Yihun, don't be sad. Your grandpa is gone. We will all be your relatives in the future."

"Yes, yes, we will always be your uncles and uncles. We must treat you as our own children."

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Listening to so many warm words, I burst into tears. The people in the village are simple, and there are no lies in their mouths.

There are still many good people in this world.

I bowed deeply, and then walked into the mourning hall. The main room of my family was small. When I put the coffin and two Dharma tables, it was already very crowded.

Grandpa's body was still lying in bed. I picked him up alone and gently put him in the coffin. At the moment I put it down, I whispered, "old man, you sleep. You have done good things all your life. You see, all the villagers have come. I must inherit your spirit. Just watch it in the sky."

When the body was put in the coffin, I personally did Dharma for Grandpa. My tired body almost made me faint several times. I gritted my teeth and insisted. I wanted to tell Grandpa that his little rabbit is a person who can bear hardships and have perseverance.

With the help of everyone, the whole funeral went smoothly. The next day, thousands of people came to see them off and lined up in a long line. I have done so many Dharma deeds and have never seen so many people.

This is Grandpa's good reward.

I didn't accept anyone's gift money. They all respect grandpa and can't let them spend money.

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With the help of the villagers, Grandpa's funeral was held smoothly, and my aunt who specializes in white banquet only charged my cost price. The weather was very good that day, and almost all more than 100 tables were placed outside, which was very spectacular.

The funeral, which was supposed to cost about 100000 yuan, only cost less than 50000 yuan. The money was lent to me by Shigong. It was 90000 yuan. With the money used by the hospital, it cost almost 80000 yuan.

These 80000 are all debts. Coincidentally, it's the money I lent Zhao ruoxian.

Zheng Kangkang accompanied me to organize the funeral for Grandpa until everyone left and he was still there.

It was night. Zheng Kangkang asked, "Lao Qin, what are your plans next?"

"Two plans, pay grandpa a fair, and then try to make money to pay off the 80000 yuan debt, but I'm too slow to make money now." I sniffed and looked at Grandpa's familiar bedroom.

In fact, there is another plan, that is, what grandpa said about ghouls. I don't know about this thing, but there must be information about ghouls in Grandpa's bookcase.

Just don't tell Zheng Kangkang about it, so that he won't be in danger for me again.

Zheng Kangkang sighed and said, "you think Zhao ruoxian owes you that money. Do you want to come back?"

I shook my head, "she doesn't admit it, and I have no evidence."

"80000 yuan... You can only earn up to 1000 yuan for an average Dharma. To exchange the debt, you have to send away 80 dead people..." Zheng Kangkang sighed after calculating.

I reluctantly smiled and said, "Shigong, they told me that I will do the work of killing Shifu in the future and give me the money. In this way, I can earn more than 3000 yuan in one or two years."

"In fact, you have the ability to change your mind to make money and go to the city," Zheng Kangkang suggested.

I opened my mouth and said, "there are cremation in the city. There has been no burial for a long time. Where is there any business?"

Zheng Kangkang shook his head and said, "no, no, don't you still know Feng Shui?"

"City people don't believe in Feng Shui."

"Then you're wrong. Ordinary people don't believe in Feng Shui. Those rich people and the boss of the company are trustworthy. They are generous. I've heard that there are tens of thousands of feng shui masters, and there are nine liars among the ten feng shui masters. People with real skills like you must have a market."

"But..." while chatting, there was a knock outside the door.

Rhubarb is still lying at my feet. In the past, it was very vigilant. Since Grandpa left, it didn't think about food and tea. There was no response when someone came.

I opened the door and saw Du Zhiye standing outside. I couldn't help but be stunned: "Du Zhiye? How did you find my house?"

"The hospital has a registered ID card. I remember the address on your ID card. I'm sorry to bother you." Du Zhiye said with a smile.

I smiled, let Du Zhiye in and said, "don't bother, I've been waiting for your news, but I didn't expect you to come here in person."

Zheng Kangkang saw Du Zhiye come in and quickly stood up. He unconsciously licked his lips, then swallowed his saliva and said, "beauty, Hello, my name is Zheng Kangkang, Lao Qin. When did you know this little fairy?"

When Zheng Kangkang said this, I looked at Du Zhiye carefully. Du Zhiye was a little more than one meter tall. He was wearing a tight jeans and a white fine knitted long sleeve, which set off his slender and slim figure with concave and convex.

Wearing a pair of small white shoes on his feet, with curly long hair on his shoulders, his beautiful face, clear eyes, and the fresh and natural smell from the inside out, almost brought the four words pure and human into full play.

It's much more beautiful than when I first saw her in the hospital yesterday.

"Your grandpa's blood test report came out," Du Zhiye said, pulling Zheng Kangkang and I back from appreciating her.

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