I'm really not a magician

"Yes, Du's daughter-in-law received a call saying that someone kidnapped Du Yi and asked for a ransom of 10000 yuan. Du's daughter-in-law remitted the money without thinking about it. Later, she knew it was a fraud call. Because of this, Du Yi's father beat her mother hard." Grandpa explained.

I frowned and asked, "wait a minute, old man, do you mean that Du Yi's mother took 10000 yuan from me to make up for it?"

Grandpa nodded and said, "yes, this is a solution to a complaint."

"Relieving resentment? Do you mean that the skills you taught me before are true? There are ghosts in the world?" I looked at my grandpa seriously, because he taught me a lot of skills over the years, but he said he couldn't use them. This is just a rule handed down by my grandparents.

Grandpa was silent for a while, nodded and said, "you are sacrificing ghost life, so I gave you such a name. It will happen sooner or later, but I didn't expect it to be so fast. Fortunately, the matter is not serious. It can be regarded as spending money to eliminate the disaster.

I gave a cry, and grandpa continued, "there should be no big deal in the future. Your second uncle has something wrong in the city. I have to go there quickly. If I don't come back at the time of burial, you can preside over it. If the body changes, just use the method I taught you."

"Wait, old man." I said quickly, "what's the matter with second uncle?"

"It's said that he committed a crime and was caught. I have to go and get him out. Alas, rebellious son!" Grandpa said, grabbed a backpack that had been packed long ago and left the house.

I secretly scolded the son of a bitch. As a descendant of the master who killed the public, he was possessed by a ghost. I'm afraid he will be laughed to death when it comes out.

And I lost all my savings. The key point is that the person who kissed me last night was not Zhao ruoxian, but Du Yi's mother!!! I think I have goose bumps all over.

I hurried into the bathroom, took a steel wire ball and wiped the place kissed by Du Yi's mother. Then I changed a suit of clothes and went out of the door.

I didn't go to Du's house in a hurry, but first basked in the sun in the yard. Grandpa said that the Yang Qi of the sunlight can dispel the Yin Qi in my body.

When the hot sun shines on me at noon, I feel a strong burning feeling. It's right to be invaded by Yin Qi.

I took out my mobile phone, found Zhao ruoxian's wechat, looked at the chat records inside, and stayed where I said I wanted to transfer money to her.

It's a little strange. Chat records really exist. Even if Du Yi's mother becomes a ghost, she can't control Zhao ruoxian's wechat.

Thinking of this, I sent a wechat to Zhao ruoxian: "goddess, are you there?"

After waiting for more than ten minutes, I didn't receive a reply. I played the voice directly, but I was immediately hung up.

I tried to play a few more sounds in the past, all of which were hung up in an instant.

"Yihun, what are you doing? Hurry to have dinner and have to work after eating." master's voice came from a distance.

I watched him standing outside Du's house shouting. I took a picture of my face with my mobile phone screen and almost returned to normal. Then I ran towards old Du's house.

In the past, I was just having lunch. The more I thought about it, the more angry I was. Why should I give this eleven thousand yuan to Lao Du's family?

I had no appetite to eat, but went directly to the mourning hall. Du Ruo knelt on the other side of the mourning hall alone and was burning paper.

Grandpa said that Du Yi's mother showed signs of corpse change. I have to see if Yan is serious.

I gathered around the coffin and immediately frowned. The body was blue and purple, and the two eyes were black. It was like a corpse. If the nails were gray and there were signs of tusks, it would be a corpse tonight.

I slowly put my hand into the coffin to see if her nails hidden in the sleeve of her shroud had turned gray.

"Qin yihun, what are you doing!!!" Du Yi shouted at me and hurried over.

I put my hand into the coffin, stopped, looked at Du Yi and said, "well... I just want to confirm..."

"Pa!" before I finished, Du Yi slapped me in the face. She said angrily, "you son of a bitch, my mother has gone. How dare you disrespect her body?"

I touched my face, stared at Du Yi, and said, "are you fucking sick? I'm just checking the body."

"Get out! Don't touch my mother, get out, get out ~ ~" Du Yi shouted, and then began to hammer me in the chest with a small fist. The excitement was like I planed her mother's grave.

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense. Du Yi's princess is ill. Everyone dotes on her, but I won't spoil her.

I reached out and grabbed her wrist and pulled it aside. Du Yi fell to the ground, then directly opened the wide sleeves of her shroud and saw her nails.

Sure enough, it turned gray!!!

However, there was no obvious sign of nail growth and sharpening. When I reached out to open the body's mouth and look at my teeth, Du Yi rushed up again and slapped me in the face.

It's still the right face, because I wiped it with a steel wire ball before coming. It was already a little red and swollen. It was slapped down by Du Yi's two palms, and I only felt hot pain.

Enduring the severe pain, I was angry. I reached out and grabbed Du Yi's hair, directly pressed her on the coffin, and shouted in a low voice: "look, you fucking stare at your eyes and have a good look. This fucking body is going to change. Are you still in the mood to hit me here? Also, even if you want to fight, can you stop staring at your right face?"

Du Yi was pressed by me and could only look at the body. She just looked at it. Her reaction became more intense. She broke free fiercely, raised her hand and slapped me in the right face.

I thought she would be shocked or even frightened. I was still unprepared. It hung firmly on my face, and it was his fucking right face.

My anger immediately dazzled me. I slapped her in the face with my backhand and asked loudly, "are you fucking crazy?"

This slap woke up Du Yi, who was almost out of control. She covered her face, looked at me and shouted, "you... How dare you slap me in the face? Even my father hasn't slapped me in the face since childhood. How dare you slap me in the face."

"I'm not your father. Why am I used to your bad temper?" I said, turning around and reaching out to push away the lips of the body. There were signs of growth in the two tusks.

Qingxin is that the tusks are still very short, but they are only a little longer. It is impossible for the corpse to change tonight. It will be twelve hours later at the earliest.

Twelve hours later, it happens to be buried tomorrow. The body will not change during the day, but tomorrow night, Du Yi's mother will climb out of the coffin.

Du Zeming and Shifu were attracted by the quarrel between Du Yi and me, and several people entered the mourning hall one after another.

"What happened?" Du Zeming hurried to Du Yi.

Du Yi covered his face and cried, "Qin yihun... He hit me, Dad, he slapped me in the face."

"Yihun, what's the matter with you?" the master came to me and asked. I turned around. After he saw my red and swollen right face, he asked in surprise, "what's the matter with your face?"

Master's words attracted Du Zeming's attention. He turned to look at my face and said, "my God, Xiao Qin, your face was beaten by Yiyi?"

"It's unreasonable. No one always stares at one side of the face." I replied angrily.

Du Zeming hurriedly said, "Yiyi, Xiao Qin is here to help. How can you beat him like this? It's too unwise."

Another uncle of Du Yi also came in, saw the redness and swelling on my face, heard Du Zeming's words, and quickly said, "Oh, Yi Yi, you're too heavy. Look what you've done to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin, is your face all right? Do you want to ask Wang Yisheng to show you."

I waved my hand and said, "it's all right. It'll be fine in a few days."

Du Yi was accused by the public and cried even more. He cried and said, "he just wants to move his mother's body. I don't want her to touch her mother. He is a magic stick liar who cheated our family's money and returned..."

"Yiyi! Shut up!" Du Zeming yelled. Then he looked at me and Shifu, and at the teacher who had just come in. He said, "class leader, I'm sorry. I'm not sensible. Please don't take it to heart."

Shigong looked at the redness and swelling on my face, hurried over and said, "yihun, are you all right? My God, what work is this? We won't do it."

"Don't, don't, don't..." Du Zeming hurried over, held the master's hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've done half of this. If you leave, what should I do next?"

The master then said, "boss Du, you see what your daughter has done to my disciples. As the saying goes, don't you have to see the master to beat a dog? It has to have a saying."

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