I'm Really Not A Peerless Expert

Chapter 24 A Kitchen Knife Cuts Everything

No no no… Master, you misunderstood what I meant!

I am not asking you to have mercy on me.

No… I just beg you to have mercy on me…

I’m……

I want to be your mount!

Please have mercy on me and let me be your mount!

It’s not that you feel sorry for me, I feel uncomfortable now…

Finally, Xiaobai dragged the medicine box.

Xiao Bai is very clever, and dragged a bamboo tube and water.

Chen Fan quickly dispensed medicine.

This horse is too miserable.

You hear its wailing.

Tut tut…

It really makes those who see it shed tears, and those who hear it are sad!

Soon, the laxative was prepared.

“Open your mouth!” Chen Fan held the bamboo tube in one hand and the horse’s mouth in the other.

Do not……

Expert, I won’t take laxatives if I kill you!

Please, let me go!

I kowtow to you!

Gulugulu…

No matter how the thin horse resisted, Chen Fan’s mouth was pried open, and all the laxatives in the bamboo tube were poured into it.

Soon, the sound of overturning the river came from the skinny horse’s belly.

“Okay, don’t worry about the laxative I have, and I promise to make you lighter!”

Boom!

The thin horse slumped away.

“F*ck, good Jill stinks!”

Chen Fan carried the medicine box and fled.

The thin horse is unlovable, and finally eats himself fat.

In a blink of an eye…

Boom…

The laxatives that Chen Fan prepared were too strong. Not only did the Thin Horse clean everything that he had eaten today, but he also emptied a bit of oil and water in his body.

So that it didn’t take long.

The thin horse is thinner than before!

The thin horse looked at the mountain of dung behind him, crying bitterly, heartbroken.

“Xiaolong, you really don’t know good and evil!” In the distance, Xiaobai gloated at the thin horse.

“Brother Dog, why don’t I know good and bad?” Thin Ma asked crying.

“In the eyes of the master, you are a beast who plows the land, you understand? Do you still want to plow the land and be a mount again, how old are you? Do you think the master can’t see your mind? Today the master gives you laxatives, That is compassionate. If you dare to be too self-reliant next time, I am afraid that the master’s butcher knife is waiting for you!” Xiaobai said deeply.

The thin horse trembled with fright, and asked in horror: “Why? Why can’t I be a mount for the owner?”

Xiaobai hummed: “Remember, here, no matter who you are, there is only one identity. Your current identity is a farm animal. You must always remember your own identity and dare to cross borders. That is to ask for trouble!”

The thin horse asked, “Brother Dog, what is your identity?”

Xiaobai proudly said: “The owner’s pet dog!”

The thin horse asked again: “What about the Sun Golden Crow, Primordial Demon Ant, Zhang Tianqing, and Dragon Vine?”

Xiao Bai said: “The Sun Golden Crow is a crow for the owner’s pleasure. Zhang Tianqing is a scenic tree, and a dragon vine is a swing. As for the ancient magic ant, the owner does not recognize it at all. of!”

“Huatian, you are deceiving too much. Who said that the master does not recognize me, my role here is much greater than you!”

A hole was broken in the soil, and the Primordial Demon Ant came out and stared at Xiao Bai angrily.

“What’s your role?” Xiaobai said disdainfully.

“I ate all the pests within ten miles, what did you do?” the ancient magic ant said proudly.

“You are the biggest pest!” Xiaobai teased.

“You…” The Primordial Demon Ant was so anxious that he almost did it.

But thinking of the terrifying master, he hurriedly resisted and hummed: “Not only can I eliminate the pests, but I can also help the master plant the land, can you?”

“Puff… you are an ant, how do you help the master to farm the land?” Xiaobai smiled.

“I can spread fertilizer for my master!”

After speaking, the Primordial Demon Ant rushed to the dung hill that was drawn out by the thin horse and lifted up a large tuft and galloped.

“Dragon shit is a good fertilizer for farming. When I disperse it, the quality of this farmland will definitely rise to the next level. The master will see my credit!” The Taigu Demon Ant was very proud.

Barking…

Xiao Bai was in a hurry.

The owner pretends to be a mortal and can no longer extricate himself from it, and now he is most interested in this farmland.

With such credit, how can the Primordial Demon Ant be alone?

Xiao Bai couldn’t say anything, and ran over with a piece of dragon shit in his mouth, and began to learn something.

“Wow, you don’t speak martial arts, you take credit for me!” Taigu Demon Ant was anxious.

“Ha ha ha… It depends on who of us is faster!” Xiao Bai let out a mean laugh.

“Brother Dog, didn’t you mean that no matter who it is, there is only one identity?” The thin horse was stunned.

When did the dragon dung pulled by yourself become so popular?

“Daddy is a dog. Dogs naturally like to eat shit. Are you not convinced?” Xiaobai rolled his eyes.

“I, I…you don’t move, this is my dragon dung, this is my contribution, you are not allowed to grab any of them!” Dragon Horse wanted to stand up, but collapsed, unable to stand up at all.

I could only watch his fat and oily dragon dung, being contested by Xiaobai and the Primordial Demon Ant.

Suddenly wanted to cry without tears.

Bang!

Suddenly, a bundle of grass fell from the sky and hit the thin horse in front of it.

“Hurry up, eat more and get some more!” After the Sun Golden Crow left a cold command, he also joined the dragon dung competition.

“I… I care about you… Uncle!”

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“Laoqin, Xiao Wu, Xiaoyin, congratulations to you for being recognized by the masters and successfully becoming a chess piece. I hope you can follow my steps in the future and make persistent efforts to do the best for you!”

Cloud Jianzong Great Hall.

Ye Jinghong congratulated Qin Potian, Ye Qingwu and Qin Yin.

Quite a stance of licking dog one.

Today, the expert gave to the three of them a Magic Treasures each, which is obviously a signal to choose them as chess pieces.

Sure enough, as Ye Qingwu had expected, only if they reached the Soul Martial Realm, they were qualified to become master pieces.

Today, after the three of them ate the food made by the expert, they have made a breakthrough in Soul Martial Realm. The expert immediately gave each one a Magic Treasures and chose it as a chess piece.

The three of them were very excited, looking at Ye Jinghong with scorching eyes, and nodding seriously.

“Lao Ye, the expert gave you a hoe to be the vanguard of the expert ploughing the world. What is the meaning of the expert who gave me a kitchen knife?” Qin broke the sky tightly holding the kitchen knife, his blood swelling, the whole body People are going to burn with excitement.

“Laoqin, don’t you see this? The expert cultivates the world and regards the world as arable land. Then, isn’t everything that grows in the world the vegetables grown by the expert? Vegetables need a kitchen knife to cut. The expert gives you a kitchen knife. , I hope you can become a pioneer in cutting everything!” Ye Jinghong said.

“Yeah, why didn’t I expect it. Cut everything! Yes, that’s what an expert means!” Qin Potian waved the kitchen knife in his hand, already excited.

How domineering and prestigious is to treat everything in the world as vegetables?

“Father (Ye Uncle), the master gave us the handkerchief, what instructions do you have?” Ye Qingwu and Qin Yin held the handkerchief with a pious expression.

The handkerchiefs of the two are extraordinary.

Not only is the Taoist pattern permeated, the embroidery on it also has life.

A pair of embroidery is a world.