I'm Really Not A Peerless Expert

Chapter 259: Am I Really A Mortal?

Not long after, Chen Fan returned.

“Did something happen just now? I heard it was noisy behind the latrine!” Chen Fan asked Lin Zi curiously.

Lin Zi shrugged, a little sick.

The rest of the people seemed to be told of sad things, and began to feel regretful again.

“Nothing else? Let’s start if not!” Lu Chenyi said coldly.

He is in a very unhappy mood now. If it weren’t for something that doesn’t have a long eye, he would pour the fine wine in the pit, and as his status, he would definitely be able to taste it today.

Now, the heart-wrenching fire can only vent on Chen Fan.

With a thought of Lu Chenyi, he took out his “Mo Yu Xiao”, with dark green as the main color, and cyan dazzling patterns embellished.

Mo Yuxiao turned around in Lu Chenyi’s hand. Lu Chenyi assumed a graceful and graceful gentleman’s appearance, holding the jade flute towards Chen Fan and arched his cupped hands.

“Lu Chenyi, a disciple of Yu Xiao Daoist, who used the Xiao to enter the Taoism, practiced the Xiao at the age of seven. It has been twelve years ago. Please enlighten me!”

Chen Fan did not expect that Lu Chenyi was still a particular person.

Although he didn’t like Lu Chenyi who was spraying manure, he also arched his cupped hands and said: “Chen Fan, self-taught music for more than five years, proficient in various instruments, please enlighten me!”

Quite a few people poked their mouths straight. They dared to say that they were proficient in various musical instruments for five years of self-study.

Lu Chenyi sneered: “Since you are proficient in various musical instruments, what musical instrument will you use to compete with me today?”

“Qin!” As soon as Chen Fan’s voice fell, he suddenly remembered that Ye Qingwu was carrying the qin.

“Since you use the piano, then take out your piano! Let’s play music at the same time, one higher and lower!” Lu Chenyi said.

“I didn’t bring the piano.” Chen Fan said awkwardly.

“Are you kidding me?” Lu Chenyi was furious.

“Don’t be angry, I didn’t play you, I really didn’t bring the piano with me. That thing is too big, it is inconvenient for me to carry it on my body at any time, and it is put in my girlfriend’s storage ring!” Chen Fan explained.

His explanation is naturally not convincing.

“A lyre is so inconvenient for you to carry it on your body? Do you still need to put it in someone else’s storage ring?”

“I think this kid just doesn’t dare to find this kind of reason to retreat!”

“Stop talking nonsense, take out your storage ring, I want to see if there is a piano in your storage ring!”

Chen Fan smiled bitterly. How come all these proud men have such low IQs!

“I am a mortal, how can I have a storage ring?”

“Since I have already come here, how can I escape? What good is this for me?”

“I really forgot, my piano is in my girlfriend’s storage ring!”

Lin Zi stood up and said, “I can testify about this. Chen Fan’s Big Brother did not bring his piano, but you don’t need to worry, Ye Big sis should be here soon, just wait a while!”

Everyone suddenly widened their eyes and stared at them, and their faces were unbelievable.

“Is he really mortal?”

“I don’t even have a storage ring. What is it that is not a mortal?”

“Fuck, I was fooled by him. I thought he was hiding his breath. I didn’t expect that he was really a mortal!”

“F*ck, a mortal actually has the courage to be more musical and courageous than Lu Gongzi!”

All of a sudden, everyone looked at Chen Fan with a little weird look, and looked at Lu Chenyi with a little weird look.

That seems to be saying: Compared with mortals, you are still engaged in such a big battle, Master Lu, what are you going to express?

Lu Chenyi’s face suddenly became hot.

There was an unprecedented anger in my heart, but I couldn’t get it out!

Yeah, how does he compare to a mortal?

Won, does he have a face?

Do not……

Just comparing with Chen Fan, he already has no face, he has fallen out of value!

“Are you really a mortal?” Lu Chenyi’s eyes were red!

“Am I really a mortal!” Chen Fan was speechless.

He has said it many times!

Why don’t you believe it?

Do I look like a Practitioner?

Chen Fan couldn’t help but look at himself.

I found that I looked really different from ordinary mortals.

Not to mention suave, handsome.

Just the confidence that emerges from every pore is not comparable to ordinary mortals.

“Xiao Wu’s method of shaping people is truly amazing!”

“Now I look like I am really not a Practitioner, but better than a Practitioner!”

“With my current self-confidence, and my face of the Practitioner, I am not humble, talk and laugh. I am afraid that anyone will treat me as a Practitioner who hides the Cultivation Base, right?”

“Furthermore, it is completely different from the kind of stone bells, pretending to be a Practitioner! The Practitioner temperament of stone bells is pretend, and I…really, from the inside out, naturally, there is no sign of pretending!”

If Shi Zhong knew what Chen Fan was thinking, he would have to vomit blood.

Supreme!

Am I pretending to be a Practitioner?

Is it you who got into the drama too deeply, okay?

Lu Chenyi suddenly felt uncomfortable for a while. The uncomfortable feeling was like trampling a mouse to death.

The mouse was trampled to death.

but……

The rat’s internal organs gradually lost his shoes.

“I know that you Practitioners are all aloof, self-esteem, and never look at mortals. In your eyes, mortals should be respectful when they see you, and they should follow their orders.”

“I accepted Lu Chenyi’s challenge calmly and showed courage and confidence beyond ordinary people. You mistakenly thought I was a Practitioner pretending to be a mortal!”

“This is not to blame you, but the world is so unfair!”

“But, today I will use my actual actions to tell you that mortals are not useless, and mortals also have the means to make the Practitioner admire!”

“Mortals also have dignity and deserve to be respected!”

Chen Fan’s voice is sonorous and powerful, and his eyes are piercing.

Suddenly, many people were deeply shocked and couldn’t help but fall into contemplation.

“That’s great!”

Lin Zi hurriedly applauded, looking at Chen Fan with admiration, with little stars in her eyes.

“This guy really pretends to be a mortal being in a demon!”

“Actually, he has already begun to speak for mortals!”

“Grandpa often said that some people who are good fortune will pretend to be mortals, travel through the world, and make a big picture!”

“He should be that kind of person, right?”

“Could it be that his purpose is to subvert the stratum of Shenwu Continent, so that mortals and Practitioners can sit on an equal footing? This is a thousand times more difficult than King Landing!”

“God, this is too great, right?”

Lin Zi couldn’t wait to kneel down and worship.

She only feels that Chen Fan is simply brilliant, the god of mortals!

Although Lin Zi is not a mortal, what Chen Fan has to do is to make her admire and admire her.

Since ancient times, there have been many people who have ruled the world.

but……

There has never been anyone who dared to subvert the Shenwu mainland class!

“so……”

Chen Fan turned his gaze to Lu Chenyi, who had an extremely ugly expression.

“Don’t because I’m a mortal, you don’t bother to compete with me. In terms of music, you may not be able to beat me!”