I'm really not a scumbag

Handmade….

Chen Jun remembered that when he was a child, he had a special handicraft class, and he didn’t have many crafts in his memory, and now he forgot about it.

“The mission description still requires me to concentrate and spend an hour on a handmade item, so it doesn’t seem like an hour to fold a paper airplane.”

“It needs to be a little more complicated, and it will allow me to toss for an hour.”

“As for whether it can be successfully produced, it doesn’t matter.”

“Paper cutout, it should be counted.”

“Find a relatively complicated paper cut, toss for an hour, that’s trivial.”

Chen Jun had an idea.

The main reason for choosing paper-cutting is convenience, go and buy a few colored papers, have a pair of scissors, and then you can find complex paper-cutting tutorials from the Internet.

“Let’s go to the supermarket first.”

Chen Jun didn’t have any tools at hand.

When he arrived at the school supermarket, Chen Jun looked around and found a stack of colored paper in the corner.

Chen Jun picked and chose ten colored sheets of paper of different colors.

Straightened up, was about to go to the cash register to pay, and suddenly glanced at an acquaintance next to him.

Chen Ling!

She seemed to be peeking at Chen Jun just now, and now Chen Jun suddenly looked at it, and immediately dodged his eyes, pretending to choose the toiletries in front of him.

“Ling’er.”

Chen Jun smiled, like a wolf grandmother who saw Little Red Riding Hood.

“Huh?”

Chen Ling pretended to see Chen Jun, his eyes avoided, and said, “You, why did you call me…”

“Oh no, Sister Xiaoyu said that I can’t contact you privately, don’t talk to me, you scumbag.”

When she thought of being scumbag by Chen Jun, she huffed and didn’t overdo it.

“We are not in private contact, there are many classmates around.”

Chen Jun patted the colored paper and selected another pair of scissors.

“Yes, yes?”

Chen Ling pondered it carefully, and it seemed to make some sense.

“Ling’er, I haven’t seen you for a long time, I feel like you’ve lost weight recently.” Chen Jun said affectionately.

“It’s only been a few days, how come I haven’t seen you for a long time!”

Chen Ling bluffed his face, keeping in mind Sister Xiaoyu’s teaching, he couldn’t give a good face when he encountered a scumbag, saving the scumbag an inch.

“One day is like three autumns, do you need me to emphasize it?”

Chen Jun stepped forward in two steps, only half a meter away from Chen Ling.

The two looked at each other, Chen Ling suddenly looked down shyly, and was angry that he was useless, the other party was a scumbag.

“Hmph, rhetoric, scumbag!” Chen Ling said.

“Say whatever you want, as long as you’re happy.”

Chen Jun smiled and groaned, “Did you miss me too much recently to lose weight?” ”

“No, absolutely not.”

Chen Ling was like a cat stepping on its tail, covered in fried hair, and jumped backwards.

“Yes?”

Chen Jun shrugged, “It’s nice to see you, if we can, we’ll add it back to WeChat…”

“Scumbag!”

The little girl has fled.

Chen Jun smiled, and his mood was instantly happy.

Among the three ex-girlfriends, Chen Ling has a relatively soft personality.

If he encounters Guo Xiaoyu and Xia Qingyu, Chen Jun will not dare to do whatever he wants, especially Guo Xiaoyu, maybe he will come over with his yin legs.

Bedroom 402.

“Qingyu, have I lost weight?”

Chen Ling stepped into the dormitory with his front foot, and when he entered the door, he saw Xia Qingyu reading a book.

The scumbag said that he was emaciated, why didn’t he find out?

When I passed the floor-to-ceiling mirror on the first floor just now, I looked left and right, and I didn’t see the difference.

Xia Qingyu put down the heavy book, raised his head, and said, “Didn’t you say go out to buy body soap and come back empty-handed?” ”

“Huh? Forgot. First of all, can I talk about whether I have lost weight recently? ”

Chen Ling just cared about running away, and had forgotten the purpose of going out long ago.

“Confused bug.”

Xia Qingyu looked Chen Ling up and down, and said very firmly: “I didn’t lose weight, but I gained a lot of weight.” ”

Guo Xiaoyu came out of the toilet and said with a smile: “Ling’er, how can you be thin, don’t you say that you are in a bad mood for falling out of love, eat a bunch of snacks, and want to lose weight?” ”

“Scumbags lie!”

Chen Ling puffed out his cheeks, like a hamster stuffed with many pine nuts.

The mouth of a scumbag, a deceitful ghost!

God knows how many words are true.

“Scumbag?”

The two roommates rushed to her in two steps, their eyes full of murder.

Chen Ling realized that he had missed his mouth and hurriedly closed his mouth.

“Say, did you go on a date with scumbag Chen?”

Guo Xiaoyu pinched Chen Ling’s neck and shook it vigorously, fiercely and viciously.

“Ahem, Sister Xiaoyu, don’t be impulsive, I didn’t…”

Chen Ling broke free, hid behind Xia Qingyu, and said aggrievedly: “I met him in the supermarket, and when I saw him picking colored paper over there, I was curious and went over to take a look, he lied to me and said that I have lost weight recently.” ”

No amount of information can be revealed, such as the scumbag Chen provoking her again.

“Colored paper?”

“Uh-huh, I also picked a pair of scissors, I don’t know what to do, God is mysterious.”

Guo Xiaoyu and Xia Qingyu looked at each other, and they couldn’t think of what Chen Jun would do.

“Could it be handicrafts? The scissors seem to be used exclusively by hand…” said Chen Ling.

“Leave him alone, scumbags have nothing to do with us. Besides, he can make a fart, clumsy, empty and beautiful hands! ”

Guo Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes and interrogated, “Ling’er, honestly explain, how many words did he say to you?” ”

“No, no, just say it! I ignored him, turned around and left, annoying to see him. ”

For the sake of face, Chen Ling did not dare to tell the truth, for fear of being despised by the two roommates.

At that time, her head was hot and she said a few words to the scumbag.