I'm really not a scumbag

Ahhhhh...

Lin Xiaolei almost screamed. She felt that what she heard was definitely the strongest material of the year!

My brother actually has a wife!

Dad, mom, and I don’t even know that this scumbag is really hiding it!

"Do not make jokes!"

Lin Fang glared at Mi Lier, and said, "You don't know what's going on with Jiao Jiao. You like to joke so much. Why don't you say the same in front of your sister next time!"

"Cut! No energy!"

Mi Lier's face changed a bit, she curled her lips, waved at Lin Xiaolei, and said, "Sister Xiaolei, goodbye, you added my WeChat, and you can chat with me more when you have time. I am often bored anyway. "

"Hmm!"

Lin Xiaolei nodded repeatedly, wishing the rice grains to leave quickly.

She knew that if she asked directly in front of two people, she would probably not be able to ask anything.

But if each is broken...

Hehe!

I am Lin Xiaolei, what a genius!

Mi Lier was very satisfied when she left. Not to mention her goal was achieved, she helped her sister by the way to get a red thread. Regardless of whether the two can get back together, Mi Suier promised her a set of skin care products has been obtained.

She has been fond of that skin care product for a long time, and has not been willing to buy it.

It's still a flight attendant, and buying a set of luxury skin care products is almost like buying a lipstick for a poor little clerk. It's still the kind of pure lip without color!

Thinking of my rice grains being so beautiful, I want a figure, a face and a face, and I have been walking around for many years. How come I meet a rich man who understands and loves me...A lover will marry me home?

If it were not for the last resort, who could get married, who would want to be single?

Mi Lier thought as she walked, turning her head back and looking at Lin Fang midway, her eyes were a bit complicated, she shook her head, turned and continued forward.

Here, Lin Fang had already stopped the taxi and glanced at Lin Xiaolei, who was wrapped in his jacket and could almost hang a water bottle with a pouting mouth, and said a little funny: "Get in the car, what are you doing?"

"Humph!"

Lin Xiaolei lowered her head and glanced at the coat whose zipper was almost touching her throat, and then cast a big blank eye to Lin before getting into the car.

Her outfits are all learned from Weishi, including today's dancing BGM "Oh Yeah", which is also popular with Weishi, and will become popular again before she chooses it.

Paired with "Oh!", casually twisting her butt, making a few horns, can earn 800 yuan, such an easy part-time job, she hasn't met for a long time.

It's a pity that when I met Lin Fang, the broom star, I was all upset!

For a while, Lin Xiaolei waited for Lin to put him in the car, and couldn't help but glared at him, and said, "Lin Fangwen, you are too much, why do you always bully me!"

"What's the matter?"

"What's'again'? What's the matter? If it weren't for you, I could easily make 800 yuan today, but now I can only make 400, and I can't get the final payment! Fortunately, other customers didn't want me Return the deposit, otherwise, I will lose a lot today!"

"Ah……"

Lin Fang glanced at the saved recording file displayed on the phone and nodded: "Alright, Lin Xiaolei, now the evidence is solid and the evidence chain is complete. Now you think about how to explain to your mother later and strive for leniency. "

I X You X Lin Fangwen!

You're so sinister, cunning, despicable, shameless slut, trash!

"Brother, I was wrong!"

Lin Xiaolei fluttered with her long eyelashes and tried her best to sell her cuteness: "Brother, you are the best. You are the invincible, handsome, honest and reliable brother who favors the younger sister the most. I love you to death! Please, let me go!"

Alas……

Tired!

But... I really like it!

Lin Fang grinned at the corner of his mouth, nodded unconsciously, reached out to touch Lin Xiaolei's little head, rubbed her hair, and said: "As expected of my sister, I discovered the good qualities that I have hidden for so long."

"Brother, do you agree?"

"not at all!"

Lin Xiaolei: "..."

Lin Fangwen, why don't you die?

"Brother, brother, good brother, can you just let them go, okay? Please! Delete all the photos and recordings, okay? If my mother knows, I will die very miserably! Maybe in the future I can only Wearing school uniform! I may also be banned from surfing the Internet, banning micro-viewing, and banning live streaming... Oh my God, do you know how miserable it is? It’s worse than death!"

"Oh...but what does it matter to me?"

Ah!

Lin Fangwen!

You have successfully angered me!

Do you know that I have a hundred ways to make you die ugly, and you can only help me!

"Brother! Since you don't let me get better, then let's die together! I want to tell mom that you have a baby!"

squeak!squeak!

The taxi driver listened too engrossedly. He didn't help but he heard this sentence too hard. He almost ran into a straight car, braked and braked quickly, and then barely turned around and stepped into the proper lane.

He looked through the rearview mirror with a shocked look, looking at Lin Fang, then at Lin Xiaolei, and then at Lin Fang. His eyes changed back and forth between envy, anger, and regret, as if he was performing a Sichuan opera. "Specialized version": Change eyes.

"Master, you can open it carefully!"

"sorry Sorry!"

The taxi driver repeatedly apologized and never dared to be distracted and eavesdropped.

Lin Fang almost didn't get scared to death by Lin Xiaolei's turn of the gods. After he finished talking about the driver, he turned his head and glared at Lin Xiaolei and said, "What are you talking about? Where did I come from?"

"Huh! I know you won't admit it!"

Lin Xiaolei smiled triumphantly, took out the phone, and played a recording. It was the words Mi Lier said: "Oh... you remember that you have a wife to give away? I thought you forgot it!"

"Brother, the evidence is solid. Are you still going to not admit it? Your wife already has children. Isn't it a matter of time? I just moved the time slightly ahead of time. Mom won't blame me."

Ah!

Mom will not blame you, I will kill you, believe it or not?

You bear kid!

Lin Fang almost didn't get a heart attack by Lin Xiaolei. He really thought that he really had a child in this world that he had traveled through.

In that case, this new life is not a reward, but a punishment!

"I don't have a wife! I only met that Jiaojiao for the second time today. It's just that I talk a little more online, so I think they are ordinary friends."

"Heh... scumbag! Do you care about girls who have only slept a few times, collectively called "ordinary friends"?"

Enough of you, Lin Xiaolei!

You talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will tell you to spread the rumors?

Which eye did you see Jiaojiao when I fell asleep?

I want to sleep, that one-word horse... Bah!

Almost taken by you into the ditch, I didn't sleep at all!Why are you not ordinary friends?

Lin Fang decisively stopped arguing with Lin Xiaolei, shook the phone in his hand, smiled lightly, and grasped the winning ticket.