I'm really not a scumbag

Lin Fang didn't pay much attention when he heard the greeting. He looked at the taxi driver carefully and was a little surprised.

He glanced at the time, only to feel even more strange.

"Did you take another guest, or have you been waiting here?"

If someone else is asked, it will feel a little embarrassing.

There are two magic weapons for dry renting: one is a slippery mouth, and the other is a thick skin.

The taxi driver chuckled and said, "Guest, of course I am waiting for you! I saw that you still need to use a car, so I waited here for a while. I didn’t expect that I ran into you just a short time after waiting. Isn't this a coincidence?"

Coincidence?

More than twenty minutes have passed, and luck may have already attracted two customers.

Giving up the opportunity to make money, but waiting for oneself here... That must be something.

Lin Fang thought for a long time and didn't know what he was conspiring, so he got into the car directly, reported the address, and said, "Let's drive, I'll take a rest."

The taxi driver wanted to say a few more words to Lin Fang. Seeing Lin Fang's attitude, he was a little bit silly. He had no choice but to drive first.

Halfway through, he hesitated, or first sent the video he had taken to the group, and typed proudly: "How? How? I see it, this is the evidence! Listen to this voice, and then Listen to the sound in that video, is it the same?"

In fact, Lin Fang didn't say a few words, and when the taxi driver sent it out, he was a little bit empty.

But to pretend to be such a thing, what you want is a momentum.

Do things with full confidence, that is, the lion fights the rabbit with all their strength, and it is the talents who force them to do it.

To pretend to force such things is to have a bit of strength, but also to pretend to be very strong. This is what you want.

Sure enough, even if someone in the group watched the video, they were still a little unwilling to believe it, but when the taxi driver's determined tone was heard, it was a little weaker. Even if he was suspicious, there was no pressure when he said it.

"It's a lie? How could it be so coincidental, how long has it passed?"

"I don't quite believe it either. Although this voice sounds a bit similar, it can't be 100% proven to be the same person."

"Guo Daliang, you can record a few more voices, otherwise it would be hard for us to believe..."

These people's reproaches are not imposing, it seems that they are deliberately counter-proving the credibility of the taxi driver video.

The taxi driver Guo Daliang took a peek at Lin Fang through the rearview mirror, and saw him squinting. He seemed to be taking a nap. After hesitating, he pressed the record button on WeChat. He had nothing to say. Sir, you look so young. I didn’t expect my daughter to be that old. It’s really blessed. Unlike me, who is in her forties and has a money-losing son. He is less than ten years old. People hate dogs! "

"Pump..."

Lin Fang opened his eyes, glanced at the taxi driver, and corrected: "That's not my daughter, it's my sister. I'm only 21 years old, so I can't be able to have children at the age of six?"

"That's that... I misunderstood, sorry..."

call out!

When the taxi driver uttered the WeChat voice, another smug flashed across his face.

Those who do our job must be shameless and chat.

Let the guests say a few words, but it's just a small CASE!

Afterwards, he quickly typed with one hand: "Have you heard? Others are sitting in my car, obviously the same person. Forget it, I don't want to be familiar with you guys. I have to send people to you quickly, and then... "

Then what did the taxi driver say, he recovered, and even withdrew the message sent.

It is a pity that the previous video was posted a bit earlier, and it has exceeded the withdrawal time limit.

Otherwise, he wants to withdraw this one.

In the era of the eyeball economy, traffic is money. If he can sell videos and recordings to the microvision UP owner, wouldn't he earn enough fees for several days?Very happy to think about it!

It's a pity that there are not a few fools in the same group, and the taxi driver's move to withdraw the news dispelled their last suspicion, but also reminded them.

Suddenly, many people contacted Yang Xiaohu's Weishi account at the same time.

At this moment, Yang Xiaohu's girlfriend, Xiaoyu, looked at the ringing cell phone with a dazed expression.

She has never seen anyone whose Weishi account has red dots on the top row of followings, likes, comments, and replies, which can show 999.

What's even more outrageous is that, because of the fact that the news notification is turned on, since she posted the video of the rich lobster banquet, the phone's vibration and beep have not been heard.

For a moment, she wanted to wrap her sixth sense and warm herself.

Fortunately, the only remaining reason made her call Yang Xiaohu, half wondering, half venting: "When will you come back from death? Your Weishi account is about to explode! Like, Messages, attention, etc., are all going crazy!

There are still many people who write to you privately, and there are all kinds of mess.Someone wants to sell the video to you, and I don’t know what the hell it is!Didn't you say that we will have money soon?You haven't touched me for a week. When you come back, buy a few pills.

I do not care!Today I am almost annoying, and I have to at least three times tonight!"

"What to buy? I want to spend the money before I get it. I'll talk about it later! It's you!"

"Then how long will you be back?"

"Immediately! What reminder? Hang up!"

Yang Xiaohu said hard and hung up, but he shuddered unconsciously, feeling soft in his feet.

Why don't you go to heaven?With my small physique, I charge it for a week and use it for three seconds. It is enough for one time. You want it three times?

Dream about you!

As for buying medicine...

I can't buy medicine. I won't buy medicine if I die!Even if I died in a hotel and jumped downstairs, I would not buy medicine...

After making a vicious oath, when Yang Xiaohu left the hotel, he handed over the phone again, and allowed the manager to check it again before he could get out.

On the way home, after passing a health care product store, Yang Xiaohu refused to obey his orders, so he turned in.

Ten minutes later, Yang Xiaohu looked at the five small blue pills in his hand, feeling like in a dream.

"I must have hit an evil spirit. It took more than 500 to buy such a few pills just to make that lady-in-law refreshed!"

Yang Xiaohu touched his thinning cheeks, feeling that if he continued to toss like this, sooner or later he would become medicine scum.

If one day, I become very rich, I must change a woman to try something new...

Yang Xiaohu felt that this day was coming soon, he immediately quickened his pace and returned to his rental house.

Back in the rental house, his girlfriend Xiaoyu posted it immediately.

Feeling the softness of his girlfriend's body, Yang Xiaohu shook, and touched his pocket unconsciously.

That version of the five blue pills gave him enough courage to straighten his soft waist.

I have medicine, can be a five-nature man, afraid of a ball?

Yang Xiaohu hugged his girlfriend, raised his eyebrows and said: "Where is the phone? Where is it? Let me see!"

"It's on the coffee table!"

Xiaoyu was only itchy, and habitually hugged Yang Xiaohu, she was ready to be pushed away.

Yang Xiaohu, the whirlwind fast man, made loud noises every time. Once it started, disarmed in three seconds, and she couldn't get up.

If it wasn't for his sweet mouth and flexible fingers, Xiaoyu would have shared it with him long ago.

Even if he didn't distinguish, he had to wear a few green hats.

Unexpectedly, when the sun came out from the west today, Yang Xiaohu actually stiffened.

"Did you buy medicine?"

Xiaoyu was overjoyed and immediately guessed Yang Xiaohu's stiff support.

"What to buy? No!"

Yang Xiaohu glared at Xiaoyu, and went to check the phone.

It was already here, Xiaoyu's phone was still vibrating, and when Yang Xiaohu picked it up, he found that the screen didn't move.

Because there are too many messages, the message notification bar is opened again, and the phone is directly stuck on that interface.

Yang Xiaohu was excited and speechless again. He turned his head and glanced at Xiaoyu, not knowing what to say.

This girlfriend, except for her big breasts and show-off, is absolutely useless.

Every day, I knew that I was thinking about something in my crotch, and I didn't have any brains at all.

Hey, I was young and ignorant back then, just thinking of satisfying my little brother, I found such a girlfriend.

Who knows that kind of thing, if you do too much, you don’t say anything, and you’re stuck and can’t change it casually.

Yang Xiaohu sighed, shook his head, logged into the Weishi account with his mobile phone, and checked his personal information first.

30,000 fans!

In just a few hours, fans went from double digits to five digits, which is really amazing!

Looking at the message again, there is everything in the video below, but unfortunately I don't believe much, and almost all of it is questioning.

Yang Xiaohu has done his best to make videos and passed several videos to Xiaoyu.

But this silly lady can't edit, she relies on the clipping function that comes with Microvision, and the video she sends is boring, divided into several paragraphs, and the plot is not very coherent.

Seeing this, Yang Xiaohu couldn't help but glanced at Xiaoyu again.

Sooner or later replace you melon lady!

This day is not far away!

Yang Xiaohu almost laughed happily when he thought that he would pounce on him.

However, before that, you still have to edit the video again and post it again!

Just about to exit, Yang Xiaohu noticed that the private message flickered in the background, and someone was asking: "Brother, buy a video? My video can prove that your video is true!"

???

What the hell?

Is this a liar?

Yang Xiaohu subconsciously thought that the other party was a liar, but his fingers did not follow his instructions. He clicked on the message and sent the other party a number, saying: "Chat on WeChat."

He sent a WeChat trumpet, and he usually uses this trumpet, shake it near the hotel, add a stranger, or simply make an appointment with the ignorant waiter girl who is just out of society in the hotel.

Although the success rate is not too high, fortunately, he has enough boring time to cast a big net and catch small fish, and he can still succeed once or twice a week.

Although the rate of returning to bed is not high, many girls are very dissatisfied with him, but after he uses both hands and mouth, some people still like this bite, and there is a little bit of grass to eat.

The person who sent the private message seemed to have been waiting for Yang Xiaohu's reply, and added his trumpet as soon as he got the WeChat ID.

Then, the other party first posted a video of only a few seconds. This video was edited, and Lin Fang's figure almost flashed by.

Huh?

Yang Xiaohu's face became serious. He clicked on the video again, played it slowly, and then pressed the pause button to successfully freeze Lin Fang's image.

"Who is this man? Looks like a big nose. I heard that this kind of man...hehe..."

For a moment, Yang Xiaohu felt green on his forehead.

He wanted to change his girlfriend, but for this kind of thing, he had to take the initiative.

It would be disgusting if he had to change it because his girlfriend put a green hat on him.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Yang Xiaohu scolded Xiaoyu, and said, "This kind of man is all good-looking! Whoever says that the nose is big, it must be fine. We have a small nose, so it's not bad!"

"laugh……"

Xiaoyu didn't speak, but smiled.

It's just that the laughter was too magical, and the laughing Yang Xiaohu was upset, unconsciously thinking of the fact that he was finished in three seconds.

He really wanted Xiaoyu to get out immediately, but he was worried. At this time, he would drive his girlfriend out, and he would really wear a green hat tomorrow morning.

No way!

You can't lose your temper, you have to lose your temper, and you have to wait until you break up!

Yang Xiaohu held back his anger, gave Xiaoyu a glance, and quickly responded to the person: "How much?"

"Five thousand!"

"Go grab it. You are not the first to contact me!"

Yang Xiaohu returned this news back and forth, only to habitually swindle and lower the price.

Unexpectedly, the other party immediately panicked and took the initiative to lower the price: "Four thousand! I will send you the complete video for four thousand, and you can initiate a delayed transfer for me! If someone else, they will definitely ask you to give the money first, and then not send it. Your video!"

Yang Xiaohu was slightly moved when he heard it, but something in his mind was turning, which seemed to remind him not to rush to agree.

Just for a moment, Yang Xiaohu didn't know what that thing was, and didn't think too much. He subconsciously gave an offer and said: "Two thousand! If you think it works, I will initiate a delayed transfer for you. If it doesn't work, forget it."

"Deal!"

Fuck!

Yang Xiaohu was stunned. The other party agreed too quickly. He immediately felt that he had been deceived and hesitated.

His hesitation caused the other party to panic. A few seconds later, the other party sent a message: "Yes? If you agree, I will initiate the transfer and I will send you a video. If you disagree, forget it, and I will find another next home."

The other party's words made Yang Xiaohu sober, this time is not the time to care about money, but to hurry up.

He also needs to edit the video and see if there is anything he wants in the other party's video.

He knew that Lin Fang attended the lobster feast, but others might not know!

This video is really valuable if it can prove that Lin Fang has participated!

Soon, the transaction was completed, and after Yang Xiaohu carefully checked the video, a smile appeared on his face.

Money will be available soon!