I'm really not a scumbag

The natural attraction was hard to resist, and Lin Fang slowly approached Xia Xuejian.

The night was dim, and the woman's reservedness seemed to have a fig leaf. No, don't get stuck in Xia Xuejian's throat, but it didn't flow out.

The body's instincts are guiding and temptation, stimulating her brain to secrete more dopamine and more hormones, making her feel that the air is sweet and the people in front of her are also delicious.

Click!

In the darkness, a flash suddenly flickered.

Someone cursed annoyedly: "Damn it, it's the wrong mode!"

The man said, but the flash kept flashing, and he didn't know how many pictures were taken.

"Who?"

Lin Fang had already reached Xia Xuejian’s lips, touched that moist touch, and was dazzled by the flash of the flash. He subconsciously helped Xia Xuejian block the strong light. He tilted his head and adapted to it a little bit. To the place where the light flashes.

"Don't ask who I am, please call me a red scarf! Goodbye!"

Xi Xi Suo Suo... There was a noise in the grass, and the person who was taking pictures was gone.

Seeing that Xia Xue was half ashamed, half disappointed, and a little unable to bear the embarrassing situation right now, she got up from Lin Fang, turned and left: "Baby...baby, I suddenly remembered that I still have a meeting at night, I ...I'm leaving now!"

"Wait……"

Lin Fang chased after two steps, then stopped, the charming atmosphere was no longer, and chasing after him at this moment would only embarrass the two people.

Thinking of the wicked man who had just ruined his good deeds, Lin Fang couldn't help but itchy teeth.

It is really improper for the bad guys to pretend to be the flowers of the motherland if they are good deeds!

Lin Fang turned on the flashlight of his phone a little uncomfortably, walked to the grass where the person stayed before and took a photo twice, and saw two clear footprints on the downward slope.

Next to the footprints, there was a packing box. Lin Fang squatted down and touched the packing box. It was still warm. After opening it, the aroma of the barbecue quickly spread to the surroundings. The taste was actually very good.

The downside is that Lin Fang was full of food, otherwise he could not help but want to eat a little bit if he smelled the aroma.

He thought for a while, took a picture of each of the barbecue and the shoe print, and compared it with his shoe, and found that the shoe print was about two centimeters smaller than himself.

Lin Fang's own shoes are size 43, which is 26.5 cm. This person wears shoes of size 39, the width of the sole is 24.5 cm, and the height is between 165 and 170.

The shoe print is corrugated. This person is wearing about a pair of skateboarding shoes. He went out to buy a barbecue. The person should also live nearby. The other person’s voice is male. He is vaguely familiar. He should have seen it, but he did not have a direct conversation. Over.

One by one clues appeared in Lin Fang's mind. He opened the memo on his mobile phone and recorded the clues of the "suspects" one by one.

Humph!

Dog things, bad things for me, let me know who you are, and see if I kill you!

Lin Fang clapped his hands, and as he got up and left, he took the barbecue away.

The takeaway is still hot. You are not hungry. You can take it to homeless people and let it rot here. It will not only pollute the environment, but also waste food, which is wrong.

...

I'm afraid Yang Xiaohu would never even dream of thinking that he would have left so many clues when he was born with a sneak shot.

He didn't want to come out originally. With the help of the "Lobster Banquet" video, Yang Xiaohu has attracted more than 200,000 fans, not too big or small, and has become an Internet celebrity.

It's a pity that he only sold a few advertisements, and there is no more money.

Netizens are forgetful, and any video UP owner is very dependent on traffic.

Without updates, there will be no traffic, and without traffic, there will be no small money.

He just lay down and earned tens of thousands of dollars, and after spending a few days comfortable with his hands, he was knocked off the cloud, which made Yang Xiaohu very depressed recently.

He also tried to shoot a few videos. The number of views, likes, and comments are very scarce, which is completely incomparable with those three lobster feast videos.

Today he was forced to come out to buy barbecue for his girlfriend. He was very upset at first. Unexpectedly, he wanted to take a shortcut and walked by the river for a while, and unexpectedly ran into Lin Fang and Xia Xuejian taking a walk.

At first glance, Yang Xiaohu's attention was actually on Xia Xuejian. He glanced greedily, and couldn't help but cursed Lin Fang secretly, and glanced at Lin Fang by the way.

Yang Xiaohu didn't expect that the man who was very ambiguous with Xia Xue was Lin Fang!

Relying on Lin Fang to earn tens of thousands of dollars, Yang Xiaohu couldn't be more familiar with his looks.

Yang Xiaohu had a guilty conscience and subconsciously wanted to run, but within two steps of the run, a thought came to his mind.

He fell back down again, quietly following Lin Fang and Xia Xuejian.

Yang Xiaohu only had a dim idea at the time, until Lin Fang and the two slowly walked to a quiet place, and finally stopped at the stone bench. He felt that the opportunity had come, and immediately found a suitable angle to squat, put down the barbecue, and figured out Phone, turn on the flash, get ready.

Sure enough, Yang Xiaohu really took the opportunity, but he made a mistake and pressed the video to take a photo. When he pressed the start button, the flash immediately burst.

Yang Xiaohu had no choice but to remedy it, pressing madly a few times, and then ran away quickly.

Running in a hurry, Yang Xiaohu dropped the barbecue, but didn't forget to peel it.

He ran away all the way before thinking of the barbecue he bought.

If he wants to eat it himself, he would pay it back, but these are the things his girlfriend Xiaoyu wants to eat, if he goes back with his hands empty...

Yang Xiaohu just thought about the scene in his mind for a moment, and couldn't help but shiver.

Xiaoyu’s mouth is very picky. She only likes to eat Luo Ji’s barbecue. Yang Xiaohu dare not just find a barbecue stall to buy some fools. After hesitating for a long time, he has to go back fearfully, holding the thought of in case, back to squatting. The past bushes went to find the box of barbecue.

The things have already been taken away by Lin Fang, where can Yang Xiaohu find them?

In desperation, Yang Xiaohu had to come back to the Luoji BBQ booth again, and bought another one as it was.

Boss Luo looked at Yang Xiaohu in surprise, and said, "Yeah, old customer, haven't you just bought it for a long time? Why do you want to buy it again?"

Yang Xiaohu reluctantly smiled and said, "Isn't your barbecue too delicious? If you haven't eaten it, just buy some more."

"Okay, wait a moment, and I'll bake it for you right away!"

"To get it!"

While Yang Xiaohu sat aside and waited, his hands were not idle. He opened the album, looked at the photos he had taken, and only smashed his head in annoyance.

Just because of a small mistake, the video that was originally expected to become a hit has turned into a dozen photos with little difference.

On a platform like Weishi, the easiest thing to fire is always the video, just relying on a few photos, if there is not enough good copy, it is easy to be overwhelmed, and even the first diversion PK pool can not be washed out.

"Hey……"

After flipping through the photos, Yang Xiaohu felt clueless and could only turn on Weishi again and flip through a few videos on his account.

Earlier, there were some life dynamics in his account. Before posting the "Lobster Banquet" video, these life videos were deleted by him.

Now there are only five videos on this account.

Three of them are related to Lin Fang, one is the lobster feast video, the other is the secret video behind the lobster feast, and the other is a highly cut green hat speculation video. These three videos are all hits and have more than one million views.

Later, Yang Xiaohu tried to replicate this miracle, relying on having worked in a five-star hotel and secretly buying up colleagues he met in other high-end restaurants, trying to make a similar gimmick again, but the result was not ideal.

After spending a lot of energy to get things out of nowhere, I didn't say anything, and even cursed, and he deleted several of them.

Yang Xiaohu clicked on the three popular videos, suddenly his eyes lit up and he had a new idea.

Suddenly, he came to the inspiration, and Wen Si was like a sudden collapse, and quickly came up with another copy: "'Lobster Banquet' actor Yanfu is boundless. Guess, who is this hat for again?"

These photos, that is, Lin Fang's face was taken clearly, Xia Xue could only see the beauty of her figure.I don't know if it was Yang Xiaohu's luck, or just happened to poke some people's desire to spy, a few unclear photos actually really caught on.

By the time Yang Xiaohu paid for the second barbecue, his sixth video had more than 10,000 likes and over 300,000 views. It will soon become a hit again.

"YES!"

Yang Xiaohu flushed with excitement as he watched the soaring broadcast volume, he felt like he was going to post again!

In order to reward himself, Yang Xiaohu simply took a taxi home and bought two beers in the convenience store downstairs, planning to go back and have a good time with his girlfriend.

"Strange... Why is the door locked? Wife, I'm back!"

Yang Xiaohu couldn't open the door with the key, so he knocked hard. After a while, Xiaoyu opened the door. She blushed and there were some water stains on her forehead. She didn't know how to heat it up.

"Why did you come back? I'm starving to death!"

Xiaoyu complained about Yang Xiaohu and took a vain peek at the curtain position on the balcony.

"Hey, don't mention it, it's a long story... Let's eat first, and I will tell you as we eat!"

Yang Xiaohu didn't notice Xiaoyu's abnormality. He put down the barbecue and beer. He was excited and wanted to share his joy with Xiaoyu, but when his eyes swept across the balcony, he vaguely saw a shadow...

Without waiting for Yang Xiaohu to think carefully, Xiaoyu suddenly leaned on Yang Xiaohu's body and smelled it, and said with a displeased expression: "Why are you so sweaty? It smells so unpleasant, you should take a shower first, and then eat after washing! "

"Oh, I'll wash it after I eat it. Anyway, it will be hot even after drinking..."

"Can you wash it?"

"Okay... I wash, I wash! It's really troublesome!"

Yang Xiaohu saw that Xiaoyu's face was wrong, so he compromised and walked into the bathroom. When he undressed, he muttered to himself: Sooner or later I will change you...

As soon as the sound of water in the bathroom sounded, a man ran out behind the curtains on the balcony. He smiled and leaned in front of Xiaoyu, gave her a brutal kiss, pinched her body with both hands, and rubbed her.

Xiaoyu's stimulated legs were clamped, and she weakly tried to push the man away: "Devil, you don't want to go! My boyfriend is back!"

"Hey...what are you afraid of?"

The man glanced at the bathroom and teased: "Your boyfriend, either is a sneak shot or a video with a green hat title. If he doesn't have this kind of desire in his heart, how can he keep posting this? Maybe, he knows what we both have. It doesn’t mean that the nosebleed will be excited..."

Xiaoyu heard the man’s a little loud voice, so she was so frightened that she almost urinated, she gave him a hard push, and said, "Go! My boyfriend takes a bath very quickly. If he finds out, he will kill him. !"

"Okay, I'm going, I'm going! But... I have to touch it again..."

The man smiled wickedly and reached out to touch Xiaoyu’s pants, and took them out a few minutes later. He smelt it before leaving. When he left, he did not forget to say: "Xiaoyu, remember to spend more on your boyfriend tomorrow. For a while, the time is too short to have fun!"

"Got it, dead ghost!"

Xiaoyu was soft on the sofa, unable to move.

...

The next day was originally a weekend, and there was no need to go to work, but Wu Qingsong took a big case and needed temporary help. Lin Fang received an overtime notice early in the morning.

Because it was a temporary notice, I deliberately promised three times the overtime pay, and only half-day work was added and a lunch was included.

When the administrative lady called, she reminded me to work overtime completely voluntarily.

Lin Fang thought that the appointment with Bai Zhi was to go shopping in the afternoon and there was still time. There was no delay in working overtime in the morning, and he could also mix some overtime pay and a lunch. Naturally, this kind of good thing should not be missed.

What Lin Fang didn't expect was that when he packed up and went to work, he didn't realize the taste of working overtime. He first felt the enthusiasm of the ladies at the front desk.

The three of them pushed him to the corner of the safe passage, staring at him with scorching eyes, with "I want gossip" written all over their faces.

Lin Fang was uncomfortable being stared at by the three of them, and flashed back subconsciously. It is true that today's Qi Muyao is a bit too much. She is not like she always stays at the end of the trio at the front desk, far away from Lin Fang.

Today, I don't know what medicine she took wrong, but she was close.

Her work uniform jacket is okay. I don't know if the shirt is one size smaller, and it collapses very tightly. Lin Fang feels a lot of pressure when she leans closer, and there is always a worry that she will encounter "face wash" at any time.

If Fu's body recovers, Lin will not worry about it. Anyway, there is a channel for release.

But now the payment is still an "injury number", with a high waiver card, even if Lin Fang has infinite energy, he can only choose to hold back.

Yesterday, Xia Xue saw that it was not easy to pick him up. At this time, Lin Fang was basically 90% similar to Teddy.

At this time, Qi Muyao was so close to Lin Fang because he wanted to hear gossip.

The faint fragrance of perfume mixed with a scent of milk, which seemed to have infinite magic power, which made it difficult for Lin Fang to focus on the problems of the three young ladies. His eyes fell on Qi Muyao's lips unconsciously. On her shirt, on her legs under her skirt...