I'm really not a scumbag

Question: What should I do if I am surrounded by couples showing affection while watching a movie?

Answer: Thank you, if you can't beat them, then join them.

Lin Fang yelled after searching, with a dumbfounded look.

Join?This is not so good...

Multiplayer sports are illegal!

Forget it, netizens are too unreliable, I will rely on myself!

Next, everyone, please watch my tea performance...

Pooh!

It's watching my performance!

Before the movie started, Lin Fang suddenly stood up and sang: "The streets of Radisson, everyone, come with me..."

At the beginning, the scene was awkward.

The couples around, all stopped their passionate kisses and looked at Lin Fang strangely.

The secret to alleviating embarrassment is that as long as you are not embarrassed, others are embarrassed.

Lin Fang pretended not to see other people’s eyes, and continued to sing: "Oh, oh, oh, it’s so spicy, oh, oh, oh, it’s so spicy..."

Although this song is a bit dirty and old, it is enough to make it easy for people to sing and twist.

Bai Zhi stared at Lin Fang blankly, a little overwhelmed.

who am I?

Where am i?

Lin Fang, what is he doing?

Just when the atmosphere was a bit stiff and Lin Fang hesitated to continue singing, someone walked in from the entrance and continued to sing: "Cherry little mouth, beeping face, tweeting, little nose, big Eyes, tweeted tweeted..."

While singing, she twisted her body, doing the dance moves that Lin Fang was familiar with.

These expressions and movements all seemed familiar, making Lin Fang unconsciously think of the scene of fighting and dancing with Jiaojiao and Mi Lier.

Even the figure singing and dancing in front of me is so similar to Mi Lier...

and many more!

How similar is this, it is clearly rice grains!

"Brother-in-law! What a coincidence, brother-in-law! Hehe..."

What a coincidence your sister, hee hee your sister!

"How did you come?"

Lin Fang was holding his forehead, looking at the rice grains slowly approaching in a red hip skirt, with an indescribable headache.

The place where Mi Lei'er works is close to here, but today is the weekend, he did not expect to see Mi Lei today, or in this case.

"Why can't I come? I have a rest this weekend. I want to watch a movie. It's very close. I came. I didn't expect to be able to meet my brother-in-law by such a coincidence. Hee hee! Excuse me, please borrow, thank you... "

Mi Lier responded to Lin Fang's question, and smiled to Bai Zhi and asked her to let her go, thinking that she was polite enough and should be treated kindly.

But where is Bai Zhi used to her?

The two spent a good time alone, but they were inexplicably destroyed by this woman, who took the opportunity of me to pick up the song for Lin Fang to show the good news, not to mention the name "brother-in-law", it is really not a son of man!

Bai Zhi said coldly: "There are so many positions before and after, why should I let you?"

Mi Lier's smile on her face did not change, and she took out the movie ticket, pretending to be surprised: "Oh, are you trying to let me occupy someone else's seat? But what should I do if my position is No. 9 in row 5, I am, very Follow the rules."

Bai Zhi glanced at her location number, her face stiffened.

She is No. 11 in row 5, Lin Fang is No. 10 in row 5, and No. 9 of Mi Lier's row 5 is on Lin Fang's left.

call……

I will endure!

Bai Zhi clearly wished to slap the rice grains to death, but she had to put her legs back, her face stiff to make room for the rice grains.

"Thank you!"

After Bai Zhi retracted his legs, there was enough space in the aisle for people to pass through. Mi Lier thanked him, but deliberately wiped Bai Zhi's legs.

Feeling the rice grains' skin rubbing against her, Bai Zhi was uncomfortable, she couldn't help but bend her knees and push forward.

"Oh...Brother-in-law..."

I don't know where Baizhi reached the grain of rice, her feet were soft, she screamed, and fell out.

A flash of happiness flashed in Bai Zhi's eyes, but it didn't last long before that emotion turned into consternation and anger.

She found out that the rice grains that fell out had accidentally straddled Lin Fang's body and held Lin Fang's head in her arms.

Rice grains, you are too much!

Are you trying to smother me?

But this feeling...hehe...not bad!

Lin Fang's mind was a little stunned, the current situation was really beyond his expectations, but he was unexpectedly happy.

"Get me up!"

Bai Zhi pulled Mi Lier's arm and lifted her up.

Seeing the X-like face of this little fox, Bai Zhi couldn't stand it for a second.

"I do not!"

Where Mi Lier was willing to give in, Bai Zhi took the unexpected advantage and lifted her up, but Mi Lier tried to sit down again.

"cough!"

Lin Fang snorted, his expression a bit tangled.

"Get me up!"

"I do not!"

"stand up!"

"I do not!"

Bai Zhi had to pull up the rice grains, and the rice grains had to sit down.

These ups and downs, but tortured Lin Fang not lightly.

He grabbed his hair, straightened his feet, and leaned on the back of the chair. He was in a daze, and he didn't know where tonight.

The lovers before and after stared at Lin Fang and the three people in amazement. The horror movie had been on for a while. When the lights were dim, they would rather turn on their mobile phones and flash the flash to try to watch.

The men in the lovers all have a look of envy. What he envied is not that Lin Fang stepped on two boats, what he admired was that he could not capsize the boat if he stepped on two boats. What he knew was that Bai Zhi and Mi Lier were arguing, no Knowing this is clearly a small taste between three people.

Otherwise, how could Lin Fang's expression be so enjoyable?

"Ah... I said..."

At a certain moment, horror movies have been acting for a long time. Lin Fang held Mi Lier and interrupted the naive cycle between her and Bai Zhi. If this goes on, he can't stand it anymore, so he said, "We can do well. To watch the movie?"

"No!"

"Of course not!"

Baizhi and Milier looked at Lin Fang together, and refused in unison.

"It's between the two of us now, it has nothing to do with you!"

"If you want to watch the movie, watch it for yourself, don't disturb the quarrel between us!"

Lin Fang: "..."

it is good!it is good!

You are noisy, you are noisy!

I want to watch the movie well, but can I?

Lin Fang hugged his head and leaned back, pretending that he was watching a movie, but he was actually in the illusory world, that is, when the horror scene appeared, he had the opportunity to call out to relieve his tense emotions.

Ninety minutes later, the movie ended and the lights in the theater were bright. Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er finally stopped arguing. Both of them looked tired and a little tired, that is, they were pretending to be calm.

After watching a movie, Baizhi and Milier have exchanged positions several times. From Tiannan to Haibei, the subject matter is varied and the content is very rich.

It's just that what the two quarreled with each other, Lin Fang only cared about the illusion, he didn't remember a word.

Anyway, after the movie is over, he feels refreshed and he can watch another one.

If you look at it this way, domestic horror movies seem to be pretty good.

After going to the bathroom to fill the water and cleaning himself, Lin Fang took out the handbag from the locker and waited for a while until he also went to the bathroom and just came out of Baizhi and rice grains.

The two of them glanced at each other, hummed together, and turned their heads away, obviously both of them disliked each other a little.

After several similar scenes, Lin Fang now has immunity.

As if nothing happened, he checked the time and smiled and asked, "It's almost time for dinner. What do you want to eat, I ask you. If you don't want to eat, I can also send you home."

"I want to eat!"

"I won't eat...I want to eat too!"

She said she didn't want to eat rice grains. She originally planned to let Lin Fang send herself home, and then secretly called her sister and asked Mi Suier to play a video to give Lin Fang a lesson.

At this moment, when I heard that Bai Zhi was about to stay for dinner, Mi Lier quickly changed his mouth.

She was worried that Lin Fanghui would go ahead with the boat, call a taxi and send herself away, and then have a meal with Bai Zhi alone.

Mi Lier can’t rest assured that Lin Fang and Bai Zhi are alone together. Today, if I didn’t happen to go to Universal to buy cosmetics and met Lin Fang, he secretly followed them to the movie and also bought the two of them next door. Mi Lier really didn’t know in the cinema. Nothing bad will happen here.

What will happen in this kind of theater that only shows horror movies? Even if the rice grains have never eaten pork, they have seen pigs run, so it is clear.

Those people are not going to go to the movies at all, and sneak in and do some dirty things!

Speaking of obsceneness, Mi Lier vaguely remembered that when he was arguing with Bai Zhi, he seemed to have had too much contact with Lin Fang's limbs, and it seemed vaguely obscene...

Pooh!

I'm a friend of justice, I'm for my sister, I'm not dirty!

Mi Lier decisively discarded the messy thoughts in her mind, and made up her mind to fight Baizhi to the end.

Seeing that the two girls were going to stay for dinner, Lin Fang nodded, searched nearby food, and saw a fried chicken restaurant with a high praise rate, his eyes brightened, and he said, "I invite you to eat fried** !"

"I don't want to eat..."

Mi Lier obediently listened for a while, his face flushed, and Lin Fang gave a glance, and said, "Brother-in-law, if you do this again, be careful and I tell my sister!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Please have a fried chicken, you have to tell your sister?What did you tell herTell her what I bought you is too cheap?Tell her I'm too stingy?

cut!

I have never been afraid of Lin Fang!

Lin Fang curled his lips, ignored the rice grains, and looked at Bai Zhi, "Why don't you want to eat fried chicken?"

Bai Zhi glanced at the rice grains and smiled and said: "Yes, I can eat anything. I am not picky."

Ouch, let me go, you green tea!

The rice grains laughed angrily, and she yelled, "Just like someone who is picky, I can eat too!"

Lin Fang clapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's such a happy decision."

The name of the fried chicken shop found on the map is "Chicken Fried Chicken". The signature is Fried Chicken with Snowflake Cheese. There are more preferential set menus, which can be ordered a la carte or self-service.

The content of the fried chicken buffet is relatively small, only chicken legs, chicken wings, rice cakes, cheese, salad, and drinks. The a la carte content is more abundant. In addition to various fried chicken and snacks, there are also various bibimbaps.

If Shi Xiaolu is brought here, Lin Fang will definitely choose fried chicken for self-help, but today he brought Baizhi and Milier. These two are not big enough. The two people together don’t eat as much as Lin Fang alone. He simply I ordered a set meal for two, and ordered a drink, which cost more than 100 yuan.

Mi Lier had been staring at Bai Zhi, and she was always ready to find a chance to quarrel with her again. She felt that she hadn't played well in the movie theater, or Lin Fang would not have no opinion at all.

At this moment, seeing Lin Fang only ordered a set meal for two, he couldn't help but yelled, "Brother-in-law, you are so stingy! How can you order a set meal for two for three of us eating? Even if you want, you should order a three-person meal. Set meal right?"

Lin Fang threw the menu in front of Mi Lier, and said, "Look at the content of the set for yourself. If you can finish it, I will change to a three-person set."

"Just watch!"

Mi Lei'er took the menu over unconvinced, and after reading it carefully, the expression on his face was a bit sly.

In the two-person set meal, there is a fried chicken pan with snowflake cheese, six legs, six wings, ten rice cakes, N multi cheese, a variety of French fries, a salad, a bibimbap, two cups Drink.

The rice grain feels like a bibimbap and a glass of drink are almost enough to eat, at most one fried chicken leg and one fried chicken wing.

Calculating this way, even if Bai Zhi can eat half of his own, the two-person set meal seems a bit overwhelming...

"cough……"

Mi Lei Er left the menu and said with a mockery: "Then what, just click first, and then you can order after a while."

After ordering, the first item served was the drink. The set meal was accompanied by a glass of lemon cola and a glass of lemon seven. Lin Fang ordered orange juice. He pushed the orange juice in front of Bai Zhi and handed the lemon seven to the rice grains.

"Thank you."

Bai Zhi took the juice and couldn't help but smile at Lin Fang sweetly.

Had it not been for this rice grain that appeared inexplicably, her date with Lin Fang today was perfect.

It seems that imperfection is actually not bad. The more upsets you go through feelings, the stronger you will be.

Seeing that Baizhi had an a la carte fruit juice, Mi Lier yelled uncomfortably, "I don't drink Lemon Seven, I want a milkshake!"

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Okay."

Seeing Lin Fang's promise, Mi Lier was overjoyed. He was about to thank Lin Fang and didn't want Lin Fang to stretch out his hand and said, "Give me money, I'll help you."

"Lin Fang! You bully!"

Mi Lier glared at Lin Fang, and said: "I want to tell my sister, you bully me, you play a hooligan to me!"

You are the wicked to sue first!

It is clear that you are playing rogue to me, I didn't even dare to move!

Lin Fang glanced at the rice grains, there was something weak.

At this time, Bai Zhi pushed the juice in front of Mi Lier, and said, "Since you want to drink juice so much, I will give it to you. I will drink Lin Fang's Coke..."

"I don't want your juice, I drink Coke, hum!"

Mi Lei Er gave Bai Zhi a look, returned the juice, snatched the Coke in front of Lin Fang, and pushed her own Lemon Seven.

Before the meal started, it was full of gunpowder.