I'm really not a scumbag
Chapter 293 The Siege
Gu Pengfei was anxious to see his wife. At that time, he left Lin Fang alone at the door. He didn't remember it afterwards. When he saw Lin Fang, he almost said "Why are you still here?" Spit out.
Because of this, when Lin Fang stared at him with resentment, Gu Pengfei felt guilty for a while, and then he remembered that he had also said that he had stayed for dinner with Lin Fang.
Gu Pengfei didn't dare to look at Lin Fang, so he had to approach Fang Youxi with a shy face, and asked terribly: "My wife, if you have any important news, hurry up and announce that I'm still cooking in my pot!"
Fang Youxi gave Gu Pengfei a white look, and said, "This is a happy event for our old Fang family. It's more important than eating! Why are you in a hurry?"
Gu Pengfei whispered quietly: "Your old Fang's family has many happy events. I haven't seen anything more important than eating!"
Fang Youxi raised his voice and asked murderously, "Old Gu, what did you just say?"
Gu Pengfei said with a righteous expression: "I said a son-in-law is half a son, the happy event of the old Fang family is my happy event, of course it is important!"
"It's almost..."
Fang Youxi was very satisfied with Gu Pengfei’s attitude, nodded to praise, suddenly felt something was wrong, she took a picture of Gu Pengfei, and said, "Stop talking nonsense, this time is different! The happy event I said was Really, our little fairy and Lin are put together! Right, little fairy? Xiao Lin?"
I want to correct you. From the grammatical structure, "together" is a process of progress, which is incorrect. It should be said that "together" is a past tense, which means a result!
Fang Lingxian is my ex-girlfriend, not my current girlfriend!
Sorry sister-in-law, I can't pretend, I'm going to showdown!
Lin Fang turned to look at Fang Lingxian and was about to speak. After Fang Lingxian, the former national martial arts champion, retired, she showed her competitive state for the first time in the competition. Swishing and standing side by side with Lin Fang, he hugged his neck vigorously. Pressing on his shoulder, he whispered in a stiff and slightly threatening tone: "I owe you a favor with a smile. My cousin came to me today to introduce me to a blind date. You are lucky. It's so good to deliver it to the door, but I will bear my grudge if I don't help!"
Lin Fang discovered that Fang Lingxian's strength was not as great as he had imagined.
Even her speed was much slower than she thought.
If you want, you can avoid it completely.
In other words, my physical potential is actually comparable to a national martial arts champion?Although it is only the women's group, it is also amazing!
Is it possible that I am still a buried martial arts wizard?
Lin Fang pondered for a while, and glanced at Fang Lingxian. Under her superficially impoverished attitude, she saw her weakness and helplessness. When her heart softened, she looked at Fang Youxi and nodded with a smile: "Sister-in-law, this is Really. Originally, Xianxian and I planned to keep this secret for a while. I was mainly worried that my uncle and aunt would not agree with us being together. You know...the elderly are usually more traditional and it is difficult to accept that the age gap is too large. Kind of thing!"
Fang Youxi nodded in approval and said: "Who said no? Our old Gu is only eight years older than me. At the beginning, my dad almost didn't interrupt his leg. Once, he made a violent disturbance and even bothered the police to run. A trip. That time my dad really wanted to call the police and send Lao Gu in. He thought about the charges, abducting an underage girl..."
Lin Fang gave Gu Pengfei a sideways look, his smile was a little meaningful.
Since you accidentally heard such a fierce material, you have to make good use of it.
Gu Pengfei felt even more guilty when he saw Lin Fang’s expression. He smiled and said, "You guys have a good conversation, why are you harassing me? How many years have passed since I had forgotten you still mention it? What does it do?"
Fang Youxi raised her eyebrows, glaring at Gu Pengfei, and said in a cold tone: "Okay, Gu Pengfei, no wonder I went back to her mother's house for more than a week. You didn't move or worry at all. I forgot that it was. Right? I don’t want to live anymore, right? Okay, I know what you think! Divorce! Leave now, whoever is the bastard, go, follow me to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"
Lin Fang: "???"
Fang Lingxian: "!!!"
what's the situation?
How to say that, suddenly divorced?
It's so exciting... isn't it, once a woman gets married, is it so emotional?
There is nothing wrong with what Gu Ge said, right?
Lin Fang watched Fang Youxi thinking for a long time, but did not figure out where she was angry.
If you pay well in the future, she will become like this...
Lin Fang just thought for a moment, couldn't help but shudder, and decisively pinched the picture association in his mind.
Keep the status quo...
When you are happy, stay together, and when you are unhappy, stay together.
I'll talk about the matter of being married so long.
In case I can't figure it out someday, I want to die, then consider getting married!
No wonder people often say that marriage is a tomb, but isn't it just looking for a grave and burying yourself?
"Cousin!"
Fang Lingxian stood by, seeing the change in Lin Fang's expression clearly, she cried out in secret: Oops!
Fang Youxi and Gu Pengfei have been married for so many years. From the original quarrels, cold wars, and breakups to the current quarrels, cold wars, and divorce, the quarrels and quarrels for so many years have not seen the separation, and the divorce has never been seen. Li Cheng, the relationship between the two people is getting better and better.
Apart from Gu Pengfei's ten-year-old straight male aesthetic, Fang Youxi and Gu Pengfei are actually a pair that Fang Lingxian admires.
She knew that Fang Youxi was making use of Gu Pengfei, but Lin Fang didn't know it!
She knew very well that Fang Youxi gave Lin Fang a very wrong demonstration in person.
Fang Lingxian knew that he had to quickly make up for it. If Fang Youxi's special act of acting against Gu Pengfei made Lin Fang misunderstand that marriage is a terrible thing, it would be too bad!
"What are you doing? Didn't you see me discussing things with your cousin?"
"Did you discuss it like this? Or, I and Lin Fang will also learn from the two of you and play separately?"
"What is the point? The vast population of more than one billion people, it is good for a person to remember two hundred people in a lifetime. It is harder to meet what you like and like yourself than winning a lottery. You can't just casually. Say breaking up, hurt feelings... uh..."
"Say, cousin, I'm listening, you go on!"
With a polite smile on Fang Lingxian's face, he looked at Fang Youxi.
My cousin is really good at persuading people. Look at these small words, one set of sets, really convincing...
"Ahem!"
Fang Youxi returned to her senses violently, and she also realized that she shouldn't expose her wayward side in front of Lin Fang.
This is a nuisance... If Lin Fang misunderstands that this is the true face of the Fang family girl, it would be bad...Although this is actually true, it is still necessary to hide it before getting married.
"Then what..."
Fang Youxi squeezed a gentle smile and said to Lin Fang: "Xiao Lin, don't get me wrong, my brother and I are playing around! This is our special way of getting along, not really going to get divorced, I It is through these methods to let him know how important I am. I also need him to show care and value for me, women, lack of security, and like to find a sense of existence through these little things..."
Lin Fang thought about this.
What Fang Youxi said, Lin Fang has also experienced, then it is still... past life, right?
Lin Fang remembered that it was a blind date with whom he had dated several times. Let's call it his girlfriend. The girl was an hour late for the third date with Lin Fang.
At that time, Lin Fang reminded her, but the girl had a fight with Lin Fang and finally broke up.
The girl thought that Lin Fang would coax her. Maybe she thought at the time, just like Fang Youxi said now, in order to find a sense of existence and prove that she is important in Lin Fang's heart, and she lacks a sense of security.
It’s correct to think so, but she only forgot one thing. Blind dates are not about falling in love, but taking marriage as a business and traded on the market. Love can be used as an additional commodity and agreed in the transaction contract. But it is worthless in this transaction.
Lin Fang smiled and shook his head. He still remembered this incident, but the impression of the girl in his memory had long been blurred.
Even the reason why he still remembers this incident is because he discovered that they are all about to have a blind date. Many unreliable girls still don’t know the situation. They don’t know that they are surplus goods. They are already on discounts. When I went to the market to trade, I thought it was a different way to fall in love. It was unrealistic and full of girlish fantasies.
After that, even if his mother forced herself no matter how much, Lin Fang was reluctant to go on blind dates with those unreliable girls.
Thinking about the blind date in the past, and then looking at the number of his ex-girlfriends now, Lin Fang suddenly felt that his ex-girlfriends were much more reliable than them.
If you really want to get married, choose any one of these ex-girlfriends, and you will have to fall out of those blind dates.
"It's okay, sister-in-law, I understand!"
Lin Fang smiled brightly at Fang Youxi and said, "Or, I'll go to the kitchen to help Brother Gu and quickly cook the meal? I feel a little hungry..."
Fang Youxi also realized this, and said, "Yes! Yes! Cook, cook quickly! Old Gu, what are you doing in a daze, go to the kitchen! Xiaolin, you are a guest, there is no reason to go to the kitchen, or I will come. Right!"
Gu Pengfei pulled Linfang and said, "It's okay, let Xiaolin help me. I have a good relationship with him, and he is the object of Lingxian sister, not an outsider!"
Fang Youxi hesitated and looked at Lin Fang: "This..."
Lin Fang smiled and nodded, "Gu Ge is right, sister-in-law, I'm going to help!"
Two big men entered the kitchen one after the other. Gu Pengfei closed the door of the kitchen without closing it. He glanced out through the crack of the door and confirmed that Fang Youxi and Fang Lingxian did not mean to come. After a sigh of relief, he looked at Lin Fang abruptly, and said anxiously, "Brother, what's the matter with you? Don't you have a girlfriend? Why are you getting along with my daughter-in-law and her cousin again?"
Lin Fang gave Gu Pengfei a slanted look, and said, "Brother Gu, are you embarrassed to ask me? Who left me alone and ran away by myself? Let me tell you the truth, where is Fang Lingxian, I do know , But she’s my ex-girlfriend. We’ve been dating, and we’ve already split up. I don’t know how to be so inch, and I ran into her again here! I can’t tell you? You insist on me!"
"Uh……"
Gu Pengfei was a little embarrassed by Lin Fang's words, and according to that, he really didn't make sense.
Had it not been for his relationship, Lin Fang would definitely not have fallen into such an awkward field.
Gu Pengfei scratched his head and said, "You are all broke up, why does Lingxian still want to say that you are a target?"
Lin Fang glanced at the door and said, "Gu Brother, I think you should not ask me about this, you should ask your daughter-in-law. If it wasn't for her to say something about insiders and outsiders, she would give them to immortals. When Xian introduces a blind date, she will not get angry and say that she and I are still in love."
Gu Pengfei was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Is there anything like this?"
After thinking about it carefully, Gu Pengfei felt very reasonable again.
The relationship between Fang Lingxian and Fang Youxi's cousins is actually a bit far apart. Their grandfathers are brothers, and the relationship is true. They are just the same great-grandfather.
That is to say, the Fang family’s generation has more males than females. When they were young, they used to reunite with their great-grandfathers. These two cousins, who were quite a bit older, often played together, but gradually became good friends.
The blood relationship between the two is relatively weak, and the friendship between the two is closer.
It was also because of this relationship that Fang Youxi was more concerned about Fang Lingxian's marriage.
"Then what shall we do?"
Gu Pengfei felt a headache. He knew who Fang Youxi was better than anyone else.
Unless Fang Youxi doesn't speak, as long as she makes up her mind, unless she is asked to get things done, or she encounters serious setbacks, she will not give up easily.
That's right, his wife is the legendary Maokeng stone, smelly and hard.
"What do we do?"
Lin Fang took out a pair of chopsticks, put a piece of mixed preserved egg into his mouth, chewed twice, and said, "Brother Gu, what should you do! I was pulled by you. I will help you with your sister-in-law's problem. It's solved, other derivative problems, should you also help me solve them?"
"This...hehe..."
Gu Pengfei laughed dryly, rubbing his hands and said: "The truth is such a truth, but you also know that your sister-in-law has a hard temper. She usually comes to squeeze me, so I can't help it with her?"
"You put a lot of light soy sauce, it's a bit salty, didn't you put vinegar? The preserved eggs will be more astringent without vinegar. Putting vinegar will neutralize the alkali taste, and the taste will be much better."
Lin Fang pointed to the mixed preserved eggs, patted Gu Pengfei’s pocket again, and said, “Gu Brother, times have changed. Before, you didn’t have money, but now you have a lot of money in your pocket. Sister-in-law has a hard temper, then take it. The money is smashed! It makes her soft!"
Huh?It seems reasonable!
Gu Pengfei's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help rubbing his hands again.
Even though he won a lot of money, he didn't dare to spend it randomly. Even if he wanted to spend it, he didn't find another woman. Instead, he ran to some beauty salon and tried a machine to keep him healthy.
But let him spend money on his wife, he is still very willing.
Especially to try the feeling of the uncle on the wife, spend a lot of money, the taste, think about it very cool!
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