I'm really not a scumbag

Fang Youxi's eyes were wide open, and he could hardly believe that these words came from Gu Pengfei's mouth.

I have never seen such a brazen person!

Just about to start cursing, the corner of his eye swept Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian, Fang Youxi immediately put out his thoughts.

It doesn't matter how the couple scolds after closing the door. When someone else is around, you still have to give your husband some face.

Gu Pengfei was also frightened at first, and at any moment in the two battles, he was ready to stand up to avoid Fang Youxi's heavy blows.

No kidding, Fang Youxi's fists are really heavy.

I don't know the genes of their family members. The fists are really hard, and hitting people really hurts.

Seeing Fang Youxi's face changed, but there was no intention to do it, Gu Pengfei breathed a sigh of relief, and deliberately picked up another piece of preserved egg, stuffed it into his mouth while chewing, while boasting.

"It's delicious, this taste is absolutely amazing! It is worthy of my craftsmanship, color, fragrance and shape, all of which are superb, so delicious!"

good to eat?

Row!

Can't beat, can't scold, you think I can't cure you, right?

You dare to provoke me!

Fang Youxi's eyes narrowed. Duang, Duang, Duang, put all the dishes Gu Pengfei had previously identified in front of him, and said, "Since it tastes so good, let's eat it all for you. Let's eat other dishes. You have to eat all of these, not a drop of soup left! Husband, love you!"

Is it necessary for a husband and wife to do such a great job, wife?

I think you want me to die!

Gu Pengfei looked at the dishes in front of him, and then at the delicacy moved to the other side, his face was full of bitterness.

Guarding a table of delicacies, but you can only eat what you make. For those who are not greedy, it can be tolerated, but for a glutton like Gu Pengfei, others sit and stand while others eat him. Seeing, this kind of undesirable pain has been magnified at least ten or a hundred times.

"Wife...Can I..."

"I don’t have enough to eat, husband? I know you have a lot of appetite, no problem. Let’s eat first, and then you will cook a few dishes. We will eat less rice and save more for you. If it’s not enough, you can still Cook some more noodles, don't worry, we will wait for you to finish!"

"No need, no need! Enough to eat, totally enough!"

Gu...

Gu Pengfei swallowed his saliva and shut his mouth decisively. He understood that he might have really provoke Fang Youxi. If we went on, it might not only be the problem of eating pig food, but the poor large duck filling scene!

If it were in peacetime and saw Gu Pengfei's pitiful appearance, Fang Lingxian would definitely help to say a few words to persuade Fang Youxi.

But at this moment, all her thoughts were on Lin Fang, and she couldn't take care of that much.

She looked at Lin Fang and said in surprise: "Lin Fang, you make these dishes?"

Lin Fang touched his nose and glanced at Gu Pengfei. After hesitating, he nodded and said, "I did it."

Gu Pengfei really cheated his teammates without discussing it. At any rate, he was rich in his pocket. When he was in the kitchen, he vowed to use the money to smash Fang Youxi to the ground.

Lin Fang didn't expect him to be able to resist Fang Youxi's Hedong Lion Roar, but Lin Fang never expected that Gu Pengfei would not be able to break the army without blocking even a round, and sold him completely.

Lin Fang himself just knew about the ability to cook deliciously, and he didn't even think about showing off at all, but Gu Pengfei had already identified them, so he had to admit it.

Fang Lingxian heard Lin Fang personally admit that stars suddenly appeared in her eyes. She said, "It's true. I didn't know that your cooking is so delicious. Are you too good?"

"Alright..."

I also just learned...

Lin Fang felt that he still knew too little about his current body.

After traveling for so long, his understanding of himself is still very superficial, but he simply thinks that he has only become younger and handsome, his eyes are much better than before, and his shooting is very good.

Until now, Lin Fang realized that his body may be much stronger than he thought.

Fang Youxi smiled and said, "Xiao Lin, don't be humble! I knew you were so good at cooking, so I wouldn't let our old man show his ugliness. He is a waste of food! Humph!"

Lin Fang glanced at Gu Pengfei who was wasting food on the opposite side and was struggling to deal with "pig food". He didn't know whether he should express sympathy.

Everything in front of him, from beginning to end, was made by Gu Pengfei.

Originally, Lin Fang was only planning to make a move, but he insisted on cooking.

Just fry, Gu Pengfei couldn't hold back Fang Youxi's threats, so he kneeled when he said that he had no ambition.

As long as he can be a little harder and say that these dishes are all made by him, there is no need to eat "pig food" as he does now, while greedying the opposite side, his eyes are stuck in the dishes made by Lin Fang. Can't pull it out, while still suffering from Fang Youxi's cynicism.

With a simple meal, the four of them had two styles of painting.

Lin Fang, Fang Lingxian, and Fang Youxi were very happy to eat, they were just enjoying the food.

On the opposite side, Gu Pengfei could hardly eat, smelling the aroma of the food coming from the opposite side, he could imagine the wonderful taste of those delicious foods in his mouth, but he could only eat his own dishes. , This is not enjoyment, but torture.

After half an hour.

Fang Youxi rubbed his stomach, leaned on the chair, and hummed: "Huh... it's delicious. I'm at least three catties fatter for this meal! Fortunately, our old craftsmanship is average. If the craftsmanship is like Kobayashi, I My weight loss plan is going to go bankrupt!"

Fang Lingxian also ate a lot, but her physical fitness was much better than Fang Youxi's, and she was not worried about getting fat.

She smiled and said: "Cousin, your body is so good, you don't need to lose weight, just like this, it's great!"

Fang Youxi patted her belly, her strength a little bit stronger, and her chest muscles trembled a few times.

She shook her head and said: "No, no, after all I am old, I am in my early thirties, and I will soon be forty years old. Once my figure is out of shape, it will be difficult to recover. I must keep it well now. Live, rarely exercise with less salt, but you can’t be greedy! Gu! Friends! Fly!"

Gu Pengfei: "Uh..."

Gu Pengfei, who just stretched out his chopsticks secretly, was caught upright. He looked at Fang Youxi pitifully and said: "My wife, you have all finished eating, I'm afraid of waste, I will help you sweep the bottom!"

Fang Youxi sneered, and said, "No, you made it so delicious and let you sweep the bottom. How wrong would you be? If you eat yours, I will pour these leftovers and feed them to the dog later. "

Gu Pengfei: "o(╥﹏╥)o……"

I was wrong, my underwear was wrong!

If I knew it was so difficult, I shouldn't pretend to be this force!

It’s not difficult to admit that Lin Fang’s cooking is much better than me.

If it were in peacetime, Gu Pengfei would have bowed his head to admit his mistake with Fang Youxi. He had done this countless times, and he would have been very familiar with it.

But isn't it rich now?

What's more, it has been half hard, and the pig food has been eaten for a long time.

Asking Gu Pengfei to admit his mistake again made him somewhat reluctant.

So, he watched as Fang Youxi poured all the delicious leftovers from the opposite side together into a pot of potpourri, put it in a garbage bag, and threw it into the garbage can.

During the whole process, Gu Pengfei tried to stop him several times, but he endured it again. He was suffering in his heart, not knowing how sad it was.

Fang Youxi had a panoramic view of all this, and she didn't know how to relieve her anger.

After the meal is over, drink some tea before leaving. This is the meaning of the question and the way of hospitality.

Lin Fang always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what he had forgotten.

After drinking tea for a while, when his mother called, Lin Fang suddenly remembered that he was eating out without telling his mother!

This is terrible!

Lin Fang stood up and smiled bitterly. "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry. I usually call my mother when I eat out. I was in a hurry today, but I didn't remember it. My mother's phone came after him. , I am afraid I have to go one step first."

Fang Youxi said in surprise: "You have to leave so soon? How about...You answer the phone first and tell your aunt about the situation?"

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Sister-in-law, you don't know my mother. I don't dare to answer this call. I can be scolded to death if I answer her call! I'll go back first and explain to her slowly!"

"So..."

Fang Youxi thought for a while, looked at Fang Lingxian, and said, "Xiaoxian, Xiaolin is going to leave. You can send him off. Don't come back later. I won't get involved with your business."

"Ok."

Fang Lingxian agreed and got up.

Fang Youxi's proposal fits Fang Lingxian's mind, especially Fang Youxi's last sentence of "no blending", which caused a big rock in Fang Lingxian's heart to fall heavily on the ground.

"Brother Gu, eat slowly, let's go first."

"Don't rush away..."

Gu Pengfei, who was still dealing with pig food, heard that Lin Fang was leaving, and couldn't help but cast him a cry for help.

There are too many dishes and they are unpalatable. He almost vomits after eating.

Lin Fang pretended not to see it, waved at Gu Pengfei, and hurried out.

Brother Gu, just ask for your blessings!

If I knew today, why bother?

You thought about coming over to pick up your sister-in-law, but you came here empty-handed. If I hadn't bought you a bunch of flowers, sister-in-law could just kick you out!

Come here, you can coax your sister-in-law, who knows you are so awesome, all kinds of show operations!

I can't bear to tell you that there is a little fresh meat next door to your wife who is salivating.

Brother Gu, I really can't help you!

Lin let go quickly, Fang Lingxian didn't dare to delay too much, just waved at Fang Youxi, and quickly followed.

Fang Lingxian chased downstairs and saw that Lin Fang was still walking forward, so she had no choice but to say: "Lin Fang, wait for me! Walking so fast just after eating is bad for your health."

"Have it?"

Lin Fang slowed down, but didn't feel any discomfort at all.

"of course!"

Fang Lingxian took the opportunity to catch up with Lin Fang, and said to him: "I have just eaten, and the blood in the body will flow to the stomach to help digest food. At this time, other parts of the body will have insufficient blood supply. At this time, vigorous exercise will cause physical discomfort. It’s best to sit down, or just lie down for the most comfort."

"Well, I believe it..."

Lin Fang said that he believed, but what he thought was the old saying that his mother often chanted: Walk a hundred steps after a meal and live to be ninety-nine.

It’s also magical. My mother is a retired person who doesn’t like to dance in square dance. She would rather struggle at the poker table, but needs to exercise after a meal.

On the contrary, retired athletes like Fang Lingxian, a former national martial arts champion, advocated that it is better to stay still after a meal, and it is best to lie down!

After thinking about it, Lin Fang felt that he should still believe Fang Lingxian's statement.

At this moment, my mother called again.

Lin Fang could imagine how strong her anger was. At first, she might be annoyed just because Lin Fang didn’t go home for dinner, but didn’t call in advance. It was not the matter that made her even more angry now. Lin Fang couldn't answer the phone.

There is actually one more thing that makes my mother angry more than that, that is, first answer it, and then hang up.

Lin Fang only dared to think about this act of death, but didn't dare to really do it.

"Lin Fang, why don't you answer the phone?"

"It was my mother who came here, and she was scolded when she answered it. It's better not to answer."

The two walked forward for a while, and the atmosphere was a little silent.

After a while, Fang Lingxian took the initiative and said, "Lin Fang, thank you for today."

Lin Fang gave her a surprised look and said, "What can I thank you for?"

Fang Lingxian looked directly at Lin Fang, and said, "Thank you for not breaking through me and helping me to hide it."

Lin Fang suddenly said, "Oh...you said this, it's just a small matter, there is nothing to thank."

Fang Lingxian stubbornly said, "I still want to thank you. When will you be free, I will invite you to dinner!"

"You don't need to eat, right?"

"Please! If I don't invite you, I'll feel sorry for it!"

"So..."

Lin Fang hesitated and nodded, "Well, then I'll call you when I have time."

Fang Lingxian couldn't help but squat his mouth, glanced at Lin Fang, and said quietly, "Are you not free tomorrow and Saturday?"

"Uh……"

Lin Fang felt a little embarrassed when he touched his nose. He didn't have any arrangements on Saturdays and Sundays, but no arrangement did not mean that he was willing to be alone with Fang Lingxian.

Faced with this ex-girlfriend whose force is too high, Lin Fang always has an unspeakable psychology.

It feels like getting along with a primary school student and a class teacher, it is a kind of psychological weakness.

Although Lin Fang knew that Fang Lingxian wouldn't do anything to himself, the sword of Morkris was only hanging over his head, which was the most scary.

If possible, Lin Fang really didn't want to eat alone with Fang Lingxian.

It's just that Fang Ling's fairy words have reached this point, and Lin Fang can't open his eyes to talk nonsense. He can only bite the bullet and say, "Tomorrow...I'm free."

"That's right!"

Fang Lingxian snapped his fingers and said, "Then tomorrow noon, there will be a barbecue on Fu Zonglu. I'll wait for you. Go away!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Is this gone?

Or, you drop me off!

Bring me to the parking lot in front of you, just want to make a dinner appointment with me?

Watching Fang Lingxian drive away, Lin Fang was messy in the wind alone.

After taking a taxi home, Lin Fang had to suffer a "thunder maternal love crit" from his mother.

It was easy to deal with his mother. Lin Fang walked into the bedroom and locked the door, took off his clothes, shirtless, and looked at his young body carefully.

Although this young body belongs to Lin Fang's own, in his memory, this is already an old thing ten years ago.

Lin Fang was also not sure. When he was young, his body was the same as it is now, with pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, a standard body, full of strength, and full of male hormones.

These were not the focus of Lin Fang's attention. He wanted to know where the limits of his body were.

It is established that the eyes are better than others. The telescope ability to observe subtle places a hundred meters away, the dynamic vision during high-speed movement, and even the advance prediction of where the roulette ball will fall have been confirmed.

Several times in distress, he also let Lin Fang know that his strength and nerve response ability are also stronger than ordinary people.

In addition, today, when Lin Fang was cutting vegetables, his mastery of kitchen knives, the ability to precisely control them, and even recalling the words of Master Peng taught his apprentices, the ability to manipulate pots and spoons and copy is better than ordinary people.

After piled up one by one, Lin Fang suddenly found out: Was I so awesome?

Sora has such a body that has great potential and is far from reaching its limit. I lived at home every day in my life, living like a pig, letting my belly grow wild, playing games every day, and doing a lot of work. A job with no future, I'm committing evil!

Thinking of regrets, Lin Fang really wanted to slap himself.

and many more……

Haven't I already passed through?

No, the world has crossed!

Regardless, doesn't it mean that I have passed through the world?

Lin Fang stopped struggling with this question, just as he had crossed, and then he suddenly thought that this seemed to mean that he actually had more possibilities.

On the lawyer's road, he went further, which was the idea that Lin Fang came across after crossing.

Even now, Lin Fang feels that there is nothing wrong with this idea.

It’s fine if you forget the law you’ve learned when you cross over. But since the legal knowledge is still in your head, you should continue on this path, which can be regarded as making up for some of the useless learning in the previous life. regret.

Apart from lawyers, is there another way to go?

Lin Fang bulged his chest muscles, looked down at his young and powerful body, and thoughts poured into his mind one after another.

These ideas are somewhat reliable and somewhat absurd.

But it didn't matter. Lin Fang turned on the computer and created a new memo, recording all these reliable or absurd ideas one by one.

After the sparks in his mind flickered and no new ideas, Lin Fang wrote new content at the end of the memo: testing the physical limits.

Everyone has physical limits. Knowing where their limits are may not be that important for ordinary people, but for Lin Fang, it is very important!

It is said to test the limits of the body. In fact, it is more about understanding the potential of one's body. The potential of each aspect may mean a new pretence... a new life path.

Must be tested!