I'm really not a scumbag

When the mutton is almost hot, the soup base slowly starts to taste delicious.

At this time, I was holding a bowl of soup. The fragrant hot soup was slightly hot, running down my throat, allowing the cool breeze to gradually rise, and the more autumnal Jingbei seemed to warm up.

Lamb is better than cabbage, radish is better than beef, and tomato is like egg. They are in harmony with each other, and the taste of the match is no less than the taste of happiness.

Throw a few pieces of cabbage into the pot, wait for the cabbage to absorb the thick mutton soup, pick it up, without dipping the dish, eat a white mouth, the faint and tasteless cabbage is fully dipped in the rich aroma of the mutton soup, and it is called One comfortable.

The cabbage is refreshing and the soup is delicious. Compared with pure soup, it is a different enjoyment.

Here are some pieces of tofu and some vermicelli. The meat and vegetable mix is ​​both nutritious and delicious.

When the veggie dishes are almost ready, take a handful of miscellaneous noodles, or ask for a few sesame sesame biscuits, and eat some staple food that is most suitable for lamb soup. The entire stomach sac is filled with hot food. It can’t be more beautiful. .

"Brother Lin Fang, but what? You say it quickly! You are not allowed to eat until you finish!"

Lin Fang stopped while talking and continued to eat without hurries, but Yan Bingyue was so anxious that she simply sat next to Lin Fang and held down his chopsticks to stop him from eating.

If you don't eat it, don't eat it, anyway, it's almost enough.

Lin Fang put down his chopsticks, pulled a paper towel and wiped his mouth. He took a sip of boiled water to dilute the taste in his mouth. Then he said, "I want to say it, but it’s about the privacy of the person involved. , Violates professional ethics."

"laugh!"

Yan Bingyue sneered at Lin Fang's statement. She took out her mobile phone, opened the QQ group, and sent a message, typing out Yao Linlin, company name, and company address, and then added a sentence at the end: "Three minutes, I want all the information about this woman and her husband."

It's better to beg for yourself, wait a moment and see that I won't scare you to death!

Putting the phone away, Yan Bingyue glanced at Lin Fang provocatively, ready to surprise him later.

"Are you leaving? Then I'll call a car!"

"Don't go! Order some more food!"

Yan Bingyue hurriedly stopped Lin Fang to prevent him from arranging the online taxi to leave.

People are gone, who will pretend to be for a while?

"But I can't eat anymore..."

Lin Fang rubbed his stomach and looked at Yan Bingyue's unfolded menu with regret.

Life is alive, food and color are two words.

If there is Shi Xiaolu's belly, it would be so beautiful...

Forget it, I've already taken a different account. I can't be too demanding, full of losses, modest gains, and a good life.

Lin Fang felt contented and touched his stomach again, to find Yan Bingyue closed the menu, and said, "In this case, let's change place. When I came, I saw a lot of people in the dessert shop downstairs. The taste should be good, let's go in and sit for a while, you watch me eat."

"..."

Please be a man!

What do I mean watching you eat?

I eat it myself, isn't it fragrant?

If it weren’t for you to eat, I’m used to your stinks?

Forget it, let me go!

When he got downstairs, Lin Fang saw that Yan Bingyue was really going to enter the dessert shop, and simply put forward a very constructive suggestion: "Bingyue, otherwise, you will eat it alone for a while, and I will go back to the hotel to rest."

Oh, man!

You want to leave after eating dry, what you think is so beautiful!

Yan Bingyue opened his eyes and looked at Lin Fang without saying a word. She shook the receipt of Laishun in her hand and said, "I can eat it alone, or else, Brother Lin Fang, you help me get this receipt. Tell me about it? Otherwise, it's not appropriate to leave after eating!"

Lin Fang changed his mind decisively and said: "Go, go, go in. How boring you are to eat alone, I will eat with you. You eat and I watch, maybe I'm hungry too!"

"Hehe..."

Yan Bingyue looked at Lin Fang's back at the entrance, her face was full of triumphs: "Brother Lin Fang, you are exposed!"

That is to say, the two of them entered the door to find a place by the window and just sat down and were still looking at the menu. Yan Bingyue's mobile phone beeped non-stop. She glanced at the decorative wall clock in the dessert shop, and the corners of her mouth were slightly faint Yi Qiao.

Two minutes and thirty-seven seconds, not bad.

Yan Bingyue casually ordered a piece of Yangzhi nectar, a cheesecake, and quickly reached out to her mobile phone to check the fresh news from the QQ group.

Meihua J@Q: "Yao Linlin's relevant information has been packaged, please check it with Q sister."

Meihuashi @Q: "The relevant information of Xu Yingshan has been packaged, please check it with Sister Q."

Meihuajiu @Q: "He Wanting's relevant information has been packaged, please check it with Q sister."

Yan Bingyue raised her eyebrows and replied, "Meihua trio, did the three of you split the task?"

Meihua J replied: "Yes, Sister Q, this Yao Linlin has a lot of stuff, so I divided some into Old Ten and Old Nine."

Yan Bingyue said: "Alright, I will look at the information first, and then I will look for you later."

Plum J, Plum Ten, Plum Nine: "Sister Q, go slowly!"

Yan Bingyue was not in a hurry to read Yao Linlin's information. The woman's information package was too large and the phone could not be stored. She planned to go back to the hotel to check it again, so she opened Xu Yingshan's information package first.

This look is incredible.

The content of the data is comparable to that of a soap opera at 8 o'clock, with bizarre twists and turns, which is extremely bloody.

Yang Zhi Ganlu and cheesecake were served. Yan Bingyue didn’t even bother to eat it. After reading the information, he exhaled for a long time. He looked at the fidgeting Lin Fang with a smile and said, "Brother Lin Fang. , It turns out that there is Xiaosan Xu Yingshan!"

hiss……

Lin Zhangzhang was taken aback. He looked around, then looked at Yan Bingyue and said, "I didn't reveal any privacy of the person to you, how did you know?"

Yan Bingyue smiled triumphantly and said, "Then you just leave it alone. Anyway, I have my news channel. It's useless if you don't tell me. To tell you the truth, as long as I want to know, there is no news in this world that I don't know. "

Lin Fang hesitated for a moment, and said uncertainly: "As long as you want to know, can you get any news?"

Yan Bingyue patted her little chest and nodded confidently: "As long as I want to know, any news will do!"

Lin Fang slapped the table decisively, and resolutely said, "What is the number for the first prize of Shuangseqiu tomorrow night? After accumulating more than four billion yuan in prize money, I am determined! I am the king of the world!"

Yan Bingyue: The anger slot is activated, and the anger has reached 25% now!(• ́•́╬)!

Are you going!

If I can get the lottery numbers ahead of time, can I still make you cheaper?

I am a hacker, and not a superpower who can predict the future!

I really want to hit you!

It took Yan Bingyue very hard to control herself, not to hold the Yang Zhi Ganlu in front of her on Lin Fang's head.

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, so bad...not good...

Yan Bingyue took a deep breath, barely maintained the last smile, and said, "Lin Fang, the winning number in the lottery, I don't know."

Lin Fang sighed regretfully and said, "No way? Tsk tsk..."

You tut a ghost!

Do you try again?

I warn you, Lin Fang, I have tolerated you for a long time!

Yan Bingyue picked up the spoon, lowered her head and jabbed Yang Zhi Ganlu hard, and said to herself: I poke!I poke!I poke you to death!I poke you to death!I poke you to death!

Lin Fangwei felt a bit chilly in his back. He stretched out his hand to call the waiter, and said, "Your air conditioner is too big. Can you please make it smaller?"

The waiter glanced at the air conditioner that was turned off with a weird look, and nodded with a smile: "Okay sir, I'll turn it off right away!"

Lin Fang touched his chin and had an idea again. He said to Yan Bingyue: "I don't know the winning number in the lottery. Which piece of underground is buried with antiques, should you know?"

Yan Bingyue: Warning!The current anger has reached 50%!(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Why don't you go to heaven, you!

If I know where I can dig antiques, what can I do with you?

I am a hacker, not a golden pupil!

Mom, the three lives of the son-in-law you booked have already used up two. If he provokes me again, I will really shit him!

Yan Bingyue couldn't hold her smile anymore. She looked at Lin Fang blankly and said, "I repeat, where are the underground antiques, gold mines, gem mines, uncut jadeites, antique stalls? I don’t even know which one is true and which one is fake!"

You ask!

You ask again!

Do you try another question?Try it and die!

"Oh……"

Lin Fang reached out and touched Yan Bingyue's head, and comforted her: "Don't be sad, it's not your fault. Okay, I have nothing to ask."

Yan Bingyue:???

Having made up her mind, as long as Lin Fang dared to ask another messy question like this, Yan Bingyue, who was about to turn her face on the spot, froze there, a little at a loss.

No, the routine is not like this, how could he not ask?

and many more……

Yan Bingyue was lost for a while, and suddenly felt wrong. She patted Lin Fang away and rubbed her forehead. Lin Fang who seemed a little greedy for the touch, glared at him and said: "Who let you touch it! I need you to pity me Isn't it... I'm not pitiful at all, okay?"

Lin Fang nodded repeatedly, changed from touching his head to touching his back, and continued to comfort her like a child: "Yes, yes, we are not pitiful, we are not pitiful at all."

Yan Bingyue:???

How do I feel, your tone seems to be saying that I have done something wrong, as if I deserve it?

Will you go away for me!

Yan Bingyue grabbed Lin Fang's hand, shook it aside, and said angrily: "What's the mess, I won't pretend, I have a showdown, I am the world's third black...ah..."

Huh!

Huh!

"what?"

Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue looked at each other, both in a daze.

The window next to them was smashed into a small hole, and the spider-web-like cracks spread to the surroundings. A bottle of milk tea was tremblingly embedded on it, and it could fall from the glass window at any time.

Lin Fang had already stood up and stood in front of Yan Bingyue, holding the grip with his right hand, but did not grasp the bottle of milk tea stuck on the glass window.

However, it is conceivable that the perpetrator's power to throw this bottle of milk tea is amazing.

What was even more surprising was that the perpetrator was actually a girl. At this moment, she was standing outside the window, angry at a boy about her age.

"Other people's milk tea is dozens of yuan, you actually drink this for me? Are you a man? I'm really blind, why did I fall in love with you in the first place? My girlfriend's boyfriend didn't eat it like you did. , Wear and use, he buys the best for her!

Also, her boyfriend never cares about her, not as annoying as you.I can't see it for a while, either by phone or WeChat.My girlfriend, no matter how late she goes back, her boyfriend doesn't have a word of nonsense.She went to Bengdi if she wanted to go to Bengdi, and to drink if she wanted to drink.

No matter how many friends of the opposite sex are in her WeChat, her boyfriend will not say a word.Do you know what this is called?This is called freedom, this is called trust!Who is like you, even if I add a clothes purchaser, you have been asking for a long time, and you are so annoying!

Also, you are really picky!Everything is cheap, cheap to eat, cheap to wear, and cheap to live. Even for my birthday, I searched and searched and bought a necklace for less than two thousand yuan!

Well, I don’t blame you for all this. I just wanted to drink a cup of milk tea, but you gave me this?let's break up!I don't want to continue to suffer like this anymore!"

The boy is a little short, he looks about 1.7 meters tall, maybe less than that. He is thin and small, with a flat head, wearing a shirt that looks very cheap, a pair of faded jeans, on his feet The sporty ones are also a bit old, I don’t know how long they have been worn.

After being scolded by the girl for a long time, she didn't say a word of rebuttal. She always had a pleasing smile on her face. She tried to hold the girl in her arms several times, but was pushed and avoided by her.

The smile on the boy's face disappeared until the girl said to break up.

He was silent for a long time, until the girl turned and left angrily, he took her and said, "Okay. Pretty, you can break up if you want, I agree. I have been at ease for a long time, this time. Say it, I can't bear it anymore.

In recent years, you have to break up after a fight, either by threatening to be with someone, or by saying that your mother has found you how to get a blind date in your hometown.Otherwise, it means how good your girlfriend's boyfriend is, and what kind of good man she is going to introduce to you.

Your mother called me two years ago, and now I don’t hide it from you.She told me that you usually have a bride price of 800,000, but because you have a younger brother, he wants to get married and buy a house, so the bride price should be doubled, otherwise there is no money for you to buy a dowry.

I want to marry you, I really want to, I promised you, I will give you a lifetime of happiness.So I work hard to make money, I try to save money like Grandet.Because I want to give you a home, not only do I have to prepare the bride price, I also want to buy a house.

I may not be able to afford it within the Fifth Ring Road in North Beijing, but I can still think about the house in Tongbei if I work hard.I save money, and most of the time it’s just mine.For your share, I am just saving it where it is unnecessary.

I care about you because I care about you. I also know the purpose of other men approaching you, because I am a man and I have gone through those stages.You always say that your girlfriend and boyfriend are good or that good. Then I ask you, does he plan to marry your girlfriend?"

The girl was silent, and the dessert shop clerk who came to ask the boy for compensation for the glass window was also silent.

The thin boy in front of him seemed to be shining at this moment, extremely tall.

The girl wanted to bow her head and confess her mistake with the boy, but the two of them have been together for so long. The boy has always tolerated her, tolerated her, and pleased her. All boys apologize.

She had never said Qian before, even if she wanted to apologize this time, but the words came to her lips, that is, she couldn't speak, she blamed the boy for not insisting on it, and then coaxed her and let her borrow the donkey.

"Woohoo..."

The girl was ashamed and angry, squatting down and crying.

The boy looked at the girl one last time, trying to squeeze out a smile, but what he squeezed out was a crying and smiling expression. He touched his face and waved his hand: "Goodbye Liangliang, since you I’ve always wanted to be free, so I’ll give it to you. I’ll go back and clean up and move out. I won’t come back later. You will put the keys on the table and you will take care of yourself."

The girl squatted with her head buried in, crying hard, not sure if she heard the boy's words.

Seeing the boy slowly walking away, the clerk on the side couldn't help but persuade: "Girl, your boyfriend is going far away, don't you hurry up to chase him? If it's too late, it might be too late!"

At this moment, the clerk even forgot to ask the couple to compensate for the loss of the glass window.

It may be that the boy stopped after hearing what he said, and after a while, he looked back at the girl.

After being persuaded by the clerk, the girl seemed to be a little moved. She lifted her head from her arms and glanced at the boy. She just saw him looking back, and quickly lowered her head again.

The girl muffled and said to the clerk: "Don't worry about it, we quarrel, what is your business!"

The boy looked at the girl and lowered his head again. He didn't chase him and didn't get up. He smiled suddenly, smiling very sadly, smiling very desperately, and smiling very relieved.

Then he slowly turned around and walked away slowly, never looking back.

The clerk almost laughed. He watched the boy walk away and never reminded the girl even a word. It was only when the boy's figure slowly disappeared that he reminded the girl: "This lady, you just lost it. The milk tea hit our glass, would you please make up for it?"

"Xiaowen, I seem to be in trouble, what should I do..."

The girl hurriedly got up and said something subconsciously, but she looked around, but she couldn't find the boy who looked thin but kept helping her to support a piece of sky.

At this moment, the girl panicked completely.

"Did you see where my boyfriend went?"

The clerk looked at the girl with a strange expression, and said, "Didn't he be mad at you? You asked me?"

The girl suffocated her breath, quickly took out her mobile phone and dialed her boyfriend's number.

Once...twice...three times...

No one answered at first, then she was hung up, and then she was on a call. She was already on the blacklist.

When the boy and the girl were arguing before, they were very close to the dessert shop. Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue all listened to the conversation between the two.

At this moment, I saw the girl slowly change from calm and irritated, slowly to calm and flustered, to flustered at a loss, and for a while, she was speechless.

Her sky is falling.