I'm really not a scumbag

When I returned to Jincheng, it was already past ten in the evening.

Tomorrow is Thursday. It is said that Lin Fang can choose to rest for a day or two before going to the law firm to report. However, considering that he will report to the school on Saturday, he decided to go to the law firm first and hand over the work.

The moment Lin Fang stepped onto the land of Jincheng, he stretched unconsciously.

Although Beijing is good, it is not a place where I stay for a long time.

Lin Fang is more accustomed to staying in Jincheng, the gourmet capital where he has lived for many years.

Life is alive, eat and drink.

After staying in Beijing for so long, Lin Fang had no idea about other things, except for what he eats, and he prefers Jincheng cuisine.

There is no spicy three-point taste, one spicy to 10%, or Jincheng's heavy hemp and heavy spicy hot pot are more delicious.

Thinking of hot pot, Lin Fang felt unconsciously secreting saliva.

He decisively took the subway to the vicinity of the fifth district, walked a short distance, and got into a community.

There is a mom-and-pop shop that has been in business for many years. It has a better taste of Chuan Chuan Xiang. However, because of its business philosophy, as the representative of the five district Chuan Chuan, others imposted and opened a chain.

It is difficult to find this gourmet shop in the community if it is not a regular customer or brought by a friend.

The butter at the bottom of their pot is mellow and has a fragrance of its own.

Their skewers are made with real materials and fresh ingredients.

The most characteristic of their house is the double pepper dish with a mixture of oil and dry dishes. The oil dish is served with millet spicy, and the dry dish is served with dried sea pepper. Those who are not used to double pepper dishes can also choose to use oil or dry dishes. Dip the dish in water.

Lin Fang pushed the suitcase to the waiter and troubled him to take care of it. Watching the waiter smiled and agreed, he dragged the suitcase and went to the storage room.

In Jincheng or the entire Sichuan-Chongqing area, hot pot, Mao Cai, Chuan Chuan Xiang, and Bobo Chicken can all be classified as one cuisine.

There is a saying: hot pot is a group of people's Maocai, and Maocai is a person's hot pot. The summary is quite in place. You can summarize most of the relationship between hot pot and Maocai in one sentence.

Only one thing was missed, the Mao Cai was not dipped in water.

Chuan Chuan Xiang is to put most of the hot pot ingredients on a bamboo skewer. The guests eat and take as much as they need to cook in the pot. When eating, pick up the bamboo skewers and put the ingredients in the dipping water to enjoy.

Some ingredients that cannot be worn, such as duck blood and brain flowers, also need to be ordered, but they are usually placed on plates with different colors and different prices. When you check out, they are settled according to the plate.

Bobo chicken is similar to skewers. It is also a good ingredient for bamboo skewers. The difference from the first three is that it is cooked and ready to eat. It is usually served with a dry dish.

Lin Fang eats skewers and fragrant, his favorite is beef, then squid, duck intestines, chicken gizzards, tofu skin, quail eggs, potato chips also like to take some, but usually take half of the beef.

He ordered two dips, put the ingredients into the pot, drank a sip of Jincheng's unique heated Weiyi soy milk, and sighed comfortably.

There are many brands of soy milk and peanut milk in the market. Lin Fang has drunk them, but he still feels that these brands can't catch up with Weiyi's taste, especially in autumn and winter. After heating, Weiyi is a perfect match for hot pot.

Just as the Chuan Chuan Xiang in the pot was about to heat up enough to be eaten, when Lin Fang was about to feast on, the phone rang suddenly.

Lin Fang thought that it was Hu Qingchan or Yan Bingyue who came here, but ignored it, took a handful of beef, and put the meat into the bowl one by one.

Put some in the dry dish and some in the oil dish.

Put a piece of beef dipped in dry ingredients into your mouth. The meat is fragrant and tender and juicy on top of the fresh beef. It is full of the spicy and hemp of chili and Chinese pepper noodles. This spicy is neutralized by the mellow aroma of ground peanuts. , Mixed together, greatly enhance the taste of beef.

One bite down, it's almost happy.

Add another piece of beef that is covered with oil. The beef is wrapped in sesame oil, minced garlic, coriander, and millet. The taste of the three seasonings is perfectly integrated into the beef.

After this bite, it is the world of fireworks!

After eating two pieces of beef, Lin Fang unconsciously took a sip of warm soy milk, the spicy in his mouth faded away, only the thick soy milk was mellow, and there was only one feeling: crisp serving.

At this time, Lin Fang picked up another piece of beef that was dipped in oil and put it in the dry ingredients and rolled it twice. This is the third way to eat five-zone skewers: double pepper.

Lin Fang picked up the beef that had been soaked in oil and soaked in dry ingredients and put it into his mouth. This beef, mixed with two flavors, took the hemp and spicy to another level. It was so delicious that it made the scalp numb. .

After three mouthfuls, Lin Fang sighed slightly, and had to take out the phone from his pocket, intending to see who was so persistent.

The phone has been ringing until now and I haven't heard it, and it has broken and ringed, and it has really disturbed Lin Fang's mood for eating.

He glanced at the screen and was taken aback for a moment. It turned out to be... Meng Zuer?

Lin Fang couldn't help scratching his head, then...?

After a little hesitation, Lin Fang still pressed the answer button.

"Well, you Lin Fang, if you don't answer my phone, I'm going to scold someone! I'm scolding this little bastard drinking milk bin!"

"You scold...cough cough, I mean, don't scold Naibin. Didn't I answer the phone?"

Lin Fang wanted to say that if Meng Zuer swears casually, he must be ready to hang up. Who knows that Meng Zuer's phone bill changed and almost flashed his waist. He hurriedly held the phone that almost fell to the ground, and quickly changed to a gentle tone. .

Meng Zuer seemed to have heard Lin Fang's hurried hands and feet, and smiled for a while before saying: "Okay, then I will forgive him. Brother Lin, where are you now?"

Lin Fang glanced at the fragrant skewers, and said, "I'm eating out."

While I want to eat, I have to bite the bullet and talk awkwardly with my brother's sister, not to mention how uncomfortable this feeling is.

Meng Zu'er's tone suddenly became excited, and he repeatedly asked: "Where to eat? What do you eat? Is it delicious?"

Lin Fang: "..."

Where to eat, what to eat, whether it tastes good, what does it have to do with you?

If it's not for your super cute appearance, I really don't want to care about you!

"cough……"

Lin Fang coughed lightly and said: "A corner of Jincheng, I told you that you don’t know. The skewered incense is very delicious. It has been open for decades and the taste has always been very good. I like a bunch of incense."

Meng Zuer said in an unusually determined tone: "I want to eat too, send me an orientation!"

Lin Fang: "?????!!!"

Lin Fang was puzzled first, then surprised.

He reacted violently, Meng Zuer would say that, there is only one possibility...

"Are you also in Jincheng?"

"Yeah! Not long after I got off the plane, I'm still on the airport expressway right now. Don't interrupt, send me the location quickly!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I am going to crack!

As long as I return to Jincheng later, I can pretend to be still in North Beijing. You have nothing to do with me in Jincheng.

But now...

Lin Fang just hesitated for a moment, but Meng Zuer on the other end was not happy.

"Brother Lin, you're a bit too much! I'm just curious about what you eat, and I want to eat a little along with you, so you hesitate! Do you not like...don't like to eat with me?"

"Yes!"

Lin Fang replied affirmatively: "Sister Zu'er, don't mess with me! Last time I took you to eat a fat rice roll, which caused your stomach cramps and almost scared me to death. In case you make one. Anyway, I can't afford it!"

Meng Zuer snorted and said, "You don't need to be responsible! Besides, it was an accident last time! It has something to do with my usual eating habits. I have not eaten that fine now, and there will be no such thing as the last time!"

Uh……

Lin Fang couldn't help but touched his nose, a little panicked.

When a person is willing to change their life habits for oneself and walk out of the comfort zone of the past, in a sense, it has surpassed liking and has further possibilities.

It is impossible not to be moved, but Lin Fang still feels uncomfortable.

The biggest difference between Meng Zuer and other girls is that she is a popular star, a popular fried chicken that has been added through various channels of film, television and song variety shows and gradually rises to the top.

Staying with such a girl, even just friends need all kinds of disguise.

If he became her boyfriend, Lin Fang couldn't imagine how much the pressure would be.

He became a small internet celebrity in a few days because of several videos of Weishi.

The taste of being recognized, being ridiculed, and being close to others, it is good to try it occasionally. If it is like this every day, Lin Fang feels a little unbearable.

Lin Fang hesitated for a moment before he said, "Sister Zuer, you don't have to change your eating habits? It's not worth it..."

"okay!"

Meng Zuer interrupted Lin Fang a little impatiently, and said, "Whether it's worth it, I'll have the final say, you said it won't count. Oh! Why are you so long-winded? Hurry up and send me a location, and I'll enter the city soon. Yes, you are a little bit late, I'm going to the city center, I'm hanging up!

Toot toot...

This……

Lin Fang looked at the hung up cell phone, feeling a little complicated.

Why are girls in this world so cute?

Each one is so outstanding and all treat him so well.

How should I refuse?

I really don't want to refuse you, but I only have one...

Lin Fang sighed and sent a WeChat location to Meng Zuer, and then said: "Sister Zuer, wait for me near this middle school. I will pick you up. The location of the community is hard to find. You can't find it."

"Hey, little brother Lin, my sister loves you, so what! The distance is not far, you see, I am here!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Looking at this WeChat reply from Meng Zuer, Lin Fang always felt that she was taking the opportunity to tease herself, but there was no evidence.

Turning off the fire, Lin Fang decided not to eat for the time being, and waited until Meng Zuer arrived. She was not far away anyway. The key point was that he didn’t have time to eat. He sent a WeChat message without taking two mouthfuls of Meng Zuer. If he didn’t reply, it would be troublesome. Up.

Star Meng directly came over with a WeChat call, and it was a video call. Lin Fang was very big-headed.

There was no taste in eating left and right, he simply chatted with Meng Zuer one and the other, waiting for her to come.

In just over ten minutes, Meng Zuer sent another WeChat message to Lin Fang and attached her current location along the way.

"Little Brother Lin, Little Brother Lin, come pick me up! I'm here! It's cold to death, why is Jincheng so cold at night? It's much colder than Demon!"

"almost there!"

Lin Fang walked out a few steps, thought for a moment, then fell back, called the waiter, and said, "Brother, please take out my suitcase. I will pick up a piece of clothes. The table won’t be accepted. We will come back soon. ."

The waiter nodded happily and said, "Wow, take a girlfriend? You are so careful, and your girlfriend must be pretty!"

"Ahem..."

Lin Fang coughed dryly. He wanted to say that he and Meng Zuer were not boyfriends and girlfriends. He just thought about it and there was no need to explain, so he smiled and replied, "It's a bit pretty.

"Hahaha... know how to do it! Know how to do it!"

The waiter laughed twice and happily helped Lin Fang to take out the suitcase, watched him take out a piece of clothing, and then closed the suitcase, which helped to put the suitcase in again.

Lin Fang ran a few steps quickly, out of the community, and came to the nearby middle school.

For convenience, Lin Fang positioned Meng Zuer on the side of the middle school. The actual location was very close to the community. Basically, he walked out of the west gate of the community and could see Meng Zuer after a few steps.

Ke Lin Fang, did not see anyone waiting at the reserved location.

Lin Fang decisively initiated real-time location sharing to Meng Zuer, and then said on WeChat: "Send me a selfie of you now, and then take the real-time location sharing, I can see where your specific location is."

Meng Zuer didn’t get through at the first time, but curiously asked, “Why should I send you a selfie? I’m wearing a hat and a mask, which is not convenient! Besides, my selfies are not particularly good-looking, I don’t want to send them to you. It's ugly!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I am going to crack!

Do I care if you look good?

I want to know what you are wearing now so that I can recognize you!

Forget it... Distressed!

Lin Fang thought for a while, knowing that Meng Zuer is now wearing a hat and a mask, and his characteristics are already very obvious. Whether he takes a selfie is not that important, so he said, "Forget it, you don’t need to take pictures. You first connect to real-time location sharing. , I'll come to find you."

Meng Zuer sent out a voice displeased and said, "Huh! You are killing me! Are you impatient? Brother Lin, you were not like this before! You don't like me anymore!"

Sister, I never liked you before!

At most I want to go... Go up to the mountain to fight tigers.

Lin Fang touched his nose, sighed, and replied, "Sister Zuer, can we pick it up first?"

Meng Zuer continued to reply: "No! You must tell me why you want me to take a selfie, and say, do you want to... want to do something bad?"

Lin Fang: "???"

Sister, are you a bit crooked?

Which eye do you see, I'm going to use your selfie to do something bad?

Are you sexy or nasty?

Not...

I never thought about doing bad things!

Lin Fang felt that Meng Zuer might be a little bit on the head, and he got on the bar with himself. He had to walk forward while explaining: "Sister Zuer, I didn't want to do anything bad. It's not that it's too late. I'm worried that I won't recognize you. , You post a selfie so I can identify it by the characteristics of the clothes?"

"Okay!"

Meng Zuer was eager to weep, and said in a crying voice: "Brother Lin, how long have we not seen each other, you won't recognize me anymore! You are too good, you are really too much! I treat you so well, you I actually forget what I look like, oooooooo..."

Lin Fang: "???"

No, sister, who of us is too much?

Should I say you deserve to be an actor?

I haven't called action yet, are you acting now?

Lin Fang felt that he was so stupid that he shouldn't answer Meng Zuer's call.

If you don't answer the phone, there won't be so many things behind.

But now, he can only bite the bullet while looking for someone, while comforting Meng Zuer and said: "Sister Zuer, don't cry...you don't... uh, you don't cry at all! Are you happy?"

Standing at the entrance of the middle school, Lin Fang clearly saw Meng Zuer standing under the street lamp with her mask pulled to her chin, chewing a lollipop in her mouth, laughing wildly with the phone in her hand, and jumping around.

Obviously, Lin's response on WeChat made her very happy.

At this moment, Meng Zuer hadn't noticed Lin Fang's approaching. She saw the news of Lin Fang, cleared her throat with a light cough, took out the lollipop in her mouth, and pretended to be very sad: "Lin Xiao Brother, how can you say that to me? I'm so sad, so sad, you really hurt me. Let me tell you, I'm angry, sad, the kind that doesn't coax me well, oooooo... …"

call out!

Meng Zuer sent the news and continued to laugh wildly.

Then Lin Fang posted it and said quietly: "Sister Zuer, you don't look like you are sad."

"Where? Where? Where did I not...er..."

Meng Zuer raised her head sharply and found that Lin Fang was standing in front of him. He couldn't help but laugh, and quickly put the lollipop into Lin Fang's mouth, and said, "Don't be angry, just tease you. I will ask you to eat candy. , Don't turn your face with me!"

Lin Fang: "I..."

It was too late to say that she didn't want to eat, Meng Zuer had already stuffed the lollipop full of her saliva into Lin Fang's mouth before she could close it.

Not to mention, this lollipop tastes a bit different...

Pooh!

Lin Fang interrupted Qi Nian in his mind, took out the lollipop, pointed at Meng Zuer, and said, "Isn't you afraid of being recognized if you don't wear a mask?"

In the previous few meetings, Meng Zuer always pretended to be ingenious. Obviously, he had quite unique insights on not being recognized.

This time I was only wearing a peaked cap, and a mask came to see Lin Fang, which seemed a bit rough.

"It's okay, it's so dark, no one can recognize it!"

Meng Zuer waved her hand nonchalantly, and said, "Go, take me to eat delicious food! You still ran out to eat at this night, it must be delicious, don't want it, I want to eat too! Give you luggage, help I take!"

Lin Fang looked around and found that there was really no obtrusive person nearby. Then he nodded, took Meng Zuer's luggage, and led her into the community.

Vaguely, a flashlight flickered a few times in the distance, but no one noticed this scene.