I'm really not a scumbag

Meng Zuer watched Lin Fang's expression change little by little, from curiosity to surprise, to panic and entanglement, vividly deducing the talent of a man who only looks at his face and looks bigger than the sky.

I have never seen Meng Zu'er who looks like Lin Fang, and she forbears not to announce the answer, so she happily appreciates Lin Fang’s rare solo performance. In the end, she can’t hold herself back. When she thumped and laughed. Only then told Lin Fang the truth.

"Are you a fool? Of course what you see is what I am! Otherwise? I really want to be laughed at by you!"

Getting a positive answer from Meng Zuer's mouth, Lin Fang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Don't blame him for being nervous, because there are too many big hands who have practiced MAX in the make-up technique, which is really scarier than the disguise technique.

What is the face of a celebrity every day, men and women, young and old, become different for you every day!

For the better, when their husbands can die.

At the worst, it makes them unhappy and gets ED in one day, which can't be cured by the geniuses.

...

Lin Fang didn't know if it was his own illusion. He faintly felt that the makeup on his face looked a bit similar to Meng Zuer's makeup, which meant a little bit of husband and wife.

That is to say, Meng Zuer made her very young, and she didn't look like a husband and wife at all with Lin Fang, so he didn't think much about it.

Lin Fang cleared up his emotions and said to Meng Zuer: "Let's go, Sister Zuer, I will take you to eat delicious food."

Originally, Lin Fang only planned to take the big celebrities to eat, and it was all done by fooling around.

Gossip with big stars is really a disaster for ordinary people.

Unexpectedly, Meng Zuer’s makeup skills were so superb. Now Lin Fang was completely put on makeup by Meng Zu’er and became a middle-aged person who he didn’t know. Without any worries, Lin Fang felt that he could treat Meng Zuer a little better, and he could really consider bringing Meng Zuer. Wander around and eat in the past.

"Okay, let's go!"

Meng Zuer picked up the small backpack and bounced around Lin Fang's arm and said, "What are we going to eat first?"

Seeing Meng Zu'er looking impatient, Lin Fang couldn't help being a little amused.

It's hard to tell who affected whom. The girls around Lin Fang began to show interest in delicious food. Nowadays, even big stars like Meng Zuer are showing signs.

Lin Fang thought for a while, and said, "Let’s eat the hoof flower soup first. The two of us have a bowl of mother hoof flower for appetizer."

"Hoof flower? Isn't that a pig's hand? I don't want it, it's fatty and not tasty!"

Meng Zuer shook her head decisively, even a little panicked on her face.

What pig's feet, chicken feet, duck feet, sheep's feet, all go away!

Lin Fang looked at Meng Zu'er in surprise, and tentatively said, "Aren't you scared?"

"Hmm... how is it possible?"

Meng Zuer patted her chest, and said: "I am the most courageous, Meng Zuer, I am not afraid of haunted houses, I will be afraid of pig hands?"

"Oh……"

Lin Fang replied casually, unconsciously a little distracted, but the small man is not so big, he really wants to wash his face...

"Hey! Don't you believe it?"

Meng Zuer couldn't help but pouted, and said loudly: "Hoof flower is hoof flower, go, let's go and eat a big portion!"

"Thank you mom... ahem!"

Lin Fang was distracted for a while, and almost replied with a sorrow. He reacted and decisively coughed to cover up his embarrassment.

Meng Zuer stared at Lin Fang suspiciously, and said, "What did you just say thank you?"

Lin Fang said solemnly: "I just said to go to Xie Ma's hoof flower head office and eat Mother's hoof flower!"

"Oh……"

Meng Zuer didn't think much, and pulled Lin Fang out the door.

In Jincheng, all kinds of dried noodles X Lao Ma Tihua's signboards are not one thousand but eight hundred, Meng Zuer is easily fooled.

Just as the two took the elevator to the garage, Meng Zuer received a message from thousands of blondes with a link attached to it. She didn't think much about it, so she clicked on it.

Looking at it, Meng Zuer was so scared that she didn't care about forwarding it to Lin Fang, and handed her her mobile phone directly to him: "I'm sorry, Brother Lin, I seem to have pitted you!"

It's no wonder Meng Zuer said that, as Ten Thousand Gold takes advantage of her personal connections, deletes posts, deletes posts, accuses comments, and counterattacks counterattacks, there are fewer and fewer black materials targeting Meng Zuer online.

But some people didn't know what to think. They tried to open up a second battlefield and directly focused their attack on Lin Fang. All of a sudden, the posts deep in Lin Fang were like a tsunami.

The link Meng Zuer received is almost a collection of Lin Fang’s black material. It not only exposes Lin Fang’s love history over the years, and exposes his scumbag, but also his school, work unit, license plate number, and WeChat account. Was released.

What kind of trouble it will cause to gossip with celebrities is beginning to show its power.

"Huh..."

Lin Zhangzhi looked at the post, that is, focused on the part about his personal privacy, and found that he didn't have his home address, so he didn't care too much, so he passed the link to himself and returned the phone to Meng Zuer. Watch slowly when you are free.

My previous love history, I don’t even know, who is so kind to help myself with his homework, what a good person!

Especially the love history part of this black material not only introduces the detailed information of Lin Fang’s previous ex-girlfriends, hobbies, two or three things with Lin Fang, the current occupation, but also very intimate with the ID photos, beauty Yan Zhao and life photos.

If it wasn't for the purpose of this black material to attack Lin Fang, it would be inappropriate to go and thank him, Lin Fang really wanted to give this man a pennant.

With this black material, Lin Fang can finally recognize his ex-girlfriends one by one, so as not to create an oolong that he shouldn't know in person.

Meng Zuer took the phone and saw Lin Fang's indifferent appearance. She couldn't help but feel a little anxious: "Brother Lin, why are you not in a hurry? All your privacy has been leaked. They are still scolding you on the Internet. Are you not angry? ?"

Lin Fang shrugged and said, "What's so angry? I like the way they can't understand me, but they show me helpless."

Meng Zuer: "..."

After spending a while, Meng Zuer had to admit that this black material, apart from leaking Lin Fang’s school, work unit, license plate, WeChat, etc., would cause some trouble to his life. The other parts are simply helping Lin. Put powder suction.

If this black material only attacked a little bit, and only said that Lin Fang was not worthy of Meng Zuer, it might also arouse the outrage of Meng Zuer's fans and even passers-by.

Meng Zuer, who has a series of nicknames such as superb beauty, prosperous beauty, and the No. 1 beauty in the entertainment industry, became Lin Fang's rumored girlfriend. With this one alone, Lin Fang should be pulled out and flicked to death.

It happened that this black material did superfluous things, letting out Lin Fang's love history of just over three years in college.

At this moment, the people who watched the black material eat melons were all at a loss.

First he doubted the authenticity of this black material, and then felt that Lin Fang had done something that many men wanted to do but did not dare to do, or even could not do it at all.

He forcibly turned several grades in the surrounding universities into a harem, not to mention, he also involved all walks of life from the inside out.

The messages on the first few pages of this black material were all kinds of attacks on Lin Fang, calling him "scumbag", "scum", "shameless indecent", and should be insulted by "humane destruction" and so on.

When I got to the back, my painting style slowly changed, especially with the appearance of a message.

"I'm the only one who thinks that this Lin Fang is awesome? I counted it a little bit. The number of predecessors is 99+, which is more than the number of WeChat friends I have contacted in a year. I would like to ask, Teacher Lin, do you have classes?"

Starting from this message, he completely crooked the building and went in a strange direction forever.

"Teacher Lin, I want to fall in love!"

"Teacher Lin, save the child!"

"As long as I have one percent of Teacher Lin's skill, I won't be single for so long."

"Negative review! I took off my pants, and you didn't let the contact information of Teacher Lin's ex-girlfriend!"

And these comments are too much, Lin Fang and Meng Zu'er did not read, they only saw the first few, and most of those were criticized Lin Fang.

...

The license plate was exposed, and the car has been unable to drive recently.

Lin Fang took Meng Zuer to leave the hotel, simply called an online taxi, and took her to eat mom's hoof.

Just looking at Meng Zuer's strong support, Lin Fang knew that she should have some shadows on the trotters.

He was curious whether Meng Zuer could escape the law of true fragrance.

Mom hoof flowers!

Full of collagen, thick meat and waxy soup, fat but not greasy, come to Jincheng without a bowl of mother's hoof flowers, it is almost like never been here.

You know, hot pot is not all of Jincheng!

Lao Ma Ti Hua is a traditional famous snack in Jincheng. The main raw material is pig's feet stewed kidney beans. The seasoning may increase or decrease in detail, but the main ingredients are very uniform.

It is also because of the difference in details that have formed the different characteristics of each "old shop".

In a gourmet capital like Jincheng, service and price are the second priority. The taste is not good, and it will go bankrupt in less than three months.

Anyone who has been able to do it for ten years has a few unique skills, and he is also qualified to be called an old shop.

Thanks to Gu Pengfei, a veteran glutton, Lin Fang is now quite knowledgeable about looking for real food in Jincheng.

Finding the most delicious one among a bunch of snack bars with "XX mother hoof flowers" is easy for Lin Fang now.

When he got to the ground, Lin Fang quickly found one among several "XX mother hoof flowers" and pulled Meng Zu'er in.

"Hello, two of you?"

As soon as I walked in, a chubby aunt greeted me. Seeing Lin Fang nodded and spoke in Jincheng dialect, the fat aunt immediately switched from Mandarin to dialect: "Sit! Sit! What do you two fathers eat?"

Father two?

In Jincheng dialect, this usually refers to two fathers and daughters, father and son, mother and daughter, and mother and son. It's amazing to add some uncles, nephews, nephews, uncles and nephews, and it is usually a relatively close relationship between elders and younger generations.

Lin Fang glanced back at Meng Zu'er, and saw her face with a smile on her face, but she was pretending to be calm, and suddenly realized that it was a pit.

Meng Zuer put makeup on herself, deliberately turning herself into a middle-aged person!

Okay, two grandpas are two grandpas!

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Bring us a bowl of hoof flowers and a dipping saucer."

"Who is your daughter..."

"Ahem!"

Meng Zuer wanted to stab him on the spot, but Lin Fang coughed to stop him, so he could only stare at him with angry eyes, preparing to make him look good for a while.

The fat aunt laughed dryly and asked, "You two fathers... just eat a bowl of hoof flowers?"

Seeing Lin Fang nodded, the fat aunt knew that this business was just like that, she was a little helpless, but she still asked, "Would you like food?"

If you change to a foreigner, you have to quarrel with just one sentence.

Fortunately, Lin Fang knew that the fat aunt simply wanted to ask them if they wanted to add some rice, so she shook her head and refused.

I have to eat other delicious things later, but I can't fill my stomach with hoofs and rice.

Lin Fang didn’t ask for rice, which made the fat lady breathe a sigh of relief. At the moment when the restaurant was the master, she only ordered a bowl of hoofshoes and paired it with per-person rice. It would be a loss. Less, also affect the turnover rate.

When the fat aunt walked away, Meng Zuer picked up a tissue and wiped the stool and sat down, looking at Lin Fang bitterly, "What did you just say?"

Seeing that Meng Zuer had wiped up the tables and chairs so skillfully, and no longer cared about the oiliness on the tables and chairs at all, Lin Fang couldn't help but slapped his lips.

This eldest lady's adaptability is quite strong!

"I want to ask you something!"

Seeing that Lin Fang ignored her and stared at her hand, Meng Zuer couldn't help picking up the chopsticks in her hand and tapping in front of Lin Fang.

Lin Fang returned to God, smiled and pointed at himself, then pointed at Meng Zuer, and said, "Look at me and then at you. What do you think should be the relationship between the two of us?"

"Of course it's love..."

Subconsciously, Meng Zuer wanted to say that he was a "couple", but he looked at the face of Lin Fang's middle-aged man, then took out the mirror to look at his girl's appearance, and couldn't help but grin. Lin Fang gave a white look and said, "Then you You can't deliberately take advantage of me!"

Lin Zhang was wronged. He said, "Sister! You made me so old and so similar to you. When someone asks you, how do you tell me to introduce me? You can't say it's a husband and wife? Others will think I'm abnormal. !"

"how is this possible!"

Meng Zuer wanted to laugh, but she didn't believe it at all. She said, "Others only think you are rich!"

"I don't need others to think I have money!"

I just want to be your dad!

Lin Fang coughed lightly, suppressed his inner thoughts, and said, "Don't make trouble! Explaining is too much. The father-daughter relationship is more in line with the perception of the masses."

Meng Zuer gave Lin Fang a fierce look and said, "I suspect you just want to be my dad!"

Yeah, is it so obvious?You guessed it!

Even if he was seen out, Lin Fang couldn't admit that he was killed. He shook his head decisively and said, "You think too much!"

Goo!

What's the matter with this saliva?

Think of the petite and exquisite big star Meng Zuer riding on her body and calling him "Dad", it seems quite emotional...

No way!No way!

Lin Fang quickly started facial expression management, but...

"Hey!"

Meng Zuer couldn't help kicking Lin Fang, and groaned: "Why are you laughing so strange, others are watching us! Fortunately, I put on makeup, otherwise I can only run away now!"

"Am I smiling?"

Lin Fang wiped his mouth and argued: "You must have heard it wrong!"

"I heard it right!"

"You got it wrong!"

"I heard it right!"

"You got it wrong!"

"Uh...two...your hoof flowers!"

The fat aunt brought the hoof flowers and the dipping sauce, and glanced at the "father and daughter" on this table with a strange expression.

"Eat! Eat!"

Lin Fang took the small bowl that had been blanched in boiling water next to the hoof flower soup, first scooped up some soup and kidney beans for the two small bowls, handed over a bowl, and said: "Drink the soup first, then eat the meat. The meat is dipped in water. It tastes better, but if you want to eat lighter, I won’t give it to you if I dip it in water."

"Why!"

Meng Zuer took the soup bowl and just set it firmly. Upon hearing Lin Fang's words, she decisively grabbed the dipping water in front of her, snorted, and said, "I'm going to eat spicy food!"

Lin Fang thought it was a bit funny, but he didn't stop it, and drank soup on his own.

This mother's hoof flower, in a more elegant way, looks like snow on the skin and looks like flying flowers, smooth and delicate, soft and refreshing, fragrant but not greasy, beans like cotton yarn, and the soup is full of fragrance.

In ordinary people's words, that is: the soup is delicious, the meat is delicious, the kidney beans are very sandy, and the taste is good.

The hoof flower shop that Lin Fang chose was the most crowded among the seven or eight hoof flower shops around, and it was 70% to 80% full before noon.

It is particularly worth noting that there are other hoof flower shops around, all of which have dedicated waiters shouting at the door to solicit customers, but no one shouts at this one.

There is quite a kind of old lady that tastes good, and there is no need to be aggressive.

After taking a sip of the soup, Lin Fang only felt that the mellow fragrance was filled from his throat to his lungs, and his whole body seemed to have been opened up through the two channels of Ren Du, extremely comfortable.

Fragrant!

The thick pork aroma is all concentrated in this bowl of soup, and it is blended with the bean aroma of kidney beans. With every bite, there is a mouthful of bean paste, which is not ordinary and delicious.

Lin Fang finished drinking in one breath and turned to look at Meng Zuer again. The girl was holding a small bowl and taking the first sip with difficulty.

Sure enough, she did not dare to eat trotters!

I didn't dare to return, but the soup was held in front of him, and the aroma was overflowing. Meng Zuer could not resist it. Maybe he felt that just drinking the soup was nothing, but finally convinced himself and took a sip.

Lin Fang clearly saw the change in Meng Zu'er's face. After this sip of soup, her wrinkled little face was unfolded, and then the second and third sips continued. A small bowl of hoof flower soup was quickly caught by her. Give it a clean drink.

Upon seeing this, Lin Fang decisively scooped a spoonful of trotters into Meng Zu'er's bowl: "Come on, eat hoof flowers!"

Eat... hoof flowers?

The whole small bowl is full of hoof flowers. The white, tender and waxy hoof flowers are very quaint, and they tremble when touched. You can imagine how soft and delicious it will be after this bite.

It's just that the shape of the toes of the trotters are still there, and the ribs are in Meng Zuer's bowl, which makes her look discolored.

To eat or not to eat is a question.

Meng Zuer picked up the chopsticks and tried a few times. She still felt that she couldn't overcome the psychological barrier. She pretended to be calm and said: "Oh, so fat, I can't eat so much, Lin Xiao..."

"Cough!"

Lin Fang interrupted Meng Zuer and asked solemnly, "Good girl, what did you call me just now?"

Meng Zuer: "..."

You dog, you really want me to call you father!

I'm not calling!