I'm really not a scumbag

Lin Fang's plan of eating and traveling could not be completed, perhaps before halfway through, Meng Zuer could no longer hold on.

She exhausted all her strength and dragged Lin Fang back.

Lin Fang did not resist, letting Meng Zuer drag him away, but with a smile on his mouth, he asked her, "Zuer, didn't you say you want to go shopping and eating? I have many delicious restaurants. I haven’t shared any delicious food with you."

"No more!"

Meng Zuer rubbed her belly and her face was full of happiness and pain. She restrained it with great perseverance. Without turning around, she said: "I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore. I am at least five fatter today. jin!"

Lin Fang touched his chin, and said regretfully: "That's a pity, I want to take you to chew on the big bones."

"Oh……"

Meng Zuer rolled his eyes and said weakly: "Then I really thank you, eating meat again, I can eat it!"

Lin Fang said in surprise: "Who told you about eating meat? They said it was gnawing bones. The point is gnawing. There is not much meat. After gnawing the bones, suck the bone marrow. It's great."

"Then I won't eat either!"

Meng Zuer sternly covered her ears and refused, "I don't want to listen to you! Are you the devil? I'm already very uncomfortable. You still want to seduce me!"

Lin Fang saw that Meng Zuer had indeed reached the limit, smiled, and stopped continuing.

Not all girls can eat as much as Shi Xiaolu, her stomach is connected to different dimensions, and it is bottomless.

"So, where shall we wait? It's still early."

"Shall we go to the bar to have fun? Can we go to the disco!"

Meng Zu'er changed his previous weakness and immediately regained his vitality.

"Bundy? You and me?"

Lin Fang pointed at Meng Zuer and then at himself, with an incredible expression on his face.

"No way?"

Meng Zuer said displeased: "Hey! We first met at the bar, OK, why are you so exaggerated?"

Lin Fang touched his nose and said, "It's not impossible to go to a bar, but we seem to be in a father-daughter relationship now. Have you ever seen a dad take his daughter to a bar?"

"Uh……"

Meng Zuer was stunned on the spot, and once again hated his pranks.

I'm so stupid, really!

If I hadn't put on a middle-aged makeup for Lin Fang, today would have been the most perfect date in my life, because I was stupid and had many troubles today.

Just when Meng Zuer was in deep self-blame, her mobile phone rang, which virtually alleviated her embarrassment.

"I answer the call!"

Meng Zuer said to Lin Fang, grabbed the phone and ran aside.

Ten minutes later, Meng Zu'er came back with an unhappy expression. She said to Lin Fang very reluctantly: "Lin Fang, I'm leaving now. There is an urgent notice to rush. See you next time, I don't know if it is. When is the time, I will miss you."

Lin Fang shrugged and said with a smile: "You have my phone number and WeChat. You can find me at any time. Why is it so sad? It's like you can't see it. Airplanes and high-speed trains are so convenient. What do you want to eat? Take you to eat this time."

"Lin Fang!"

Meng Zuer lightly stomped her feet, and groaned: "They said that they miss you, not that you take me to eat!"

Lin Fang chuckled lightly and looked at Meng Zuer and said, "Really?"

"Hmm! Really!"

Meng Zuer nodded vigorously.

Lin Fang touched his chin, showing a thoughtful expression, and said, "That's it, then let's get the certificate."

"what?"

"Fuck... funny. You can go to work if you have a job and leave me alone. By the way... I'll take you back to the hotel first."

"Lin Fang..."

Meng Zuer smiled apologetically to Lin Fang, and said, "You don't need to go to the hotel anymore. Sister Qianjin has already helped me withdraw my room. My car is already nearby, so I just get in the car."

"That's fine. Go ahead. Go."

Lin Fang waved his hand and turned to leave.

"Actually I would..."

"what?"

Lin Fang vaguely heard Meng Zuer's self-talk, and looked back at her suspiciously.

"It's nothing!"

Meng Zuer quickly shook his head, pointed to Lin Fang’s face, and said, “The makeup on your face can be removed with cleansing oil. You can’t wash it off with facial cleanser or soap. My car is here, goodbye. !"

Lin Fang: "..."

Damn it!I actually forgot that there is such a thing!

Lin Fang turned around, trying to catch up with Meng Zu'er, but a nanny car stopped in front of her. She waved at Lin Fang. After getting in the car, the car sprinted away and couldn't catch up.

What am I...

Lin Fang touched the makeup on his face, seriously suspecting that Meng Zuer deliberately did not remove the makeup for herself before leaving.

Probably in response to his "receiving evidence" prank?

"Forget it, can a living person be suffocated by urine?"

Lin Fang was about to start school, and Lin Ma Lin had already gone to the prairie to let himself go. There were only his sister and her good friend Su Ruanruan at home. He thought about it, and decided to go to the bedroom.

The sand sculptures in the dormitory are probably all living in the dormitory.

...

Meng Zuer lay on the back of the chair, looking through the rear window, looking at Lin Fang's figure gradually becoming smaller and blurry until it disappeared, and muttered, "Lin Fang, actually I really want to..."

Wan Qianjin sitting in front looked back at Meng Zu'er in confusion, and said, "My dear Zuer, what do you want?"

"Ah... nothing!"

Meng Zuer smirked and said: "I'm talking to myself! Hehe..."

Thousands of gold whitened Meng Zuer's eyes, and said angrily: "My sister-in-law, you have time to talk to yourself, can I trouble you to remove your makeup and make yourself look better? The announcement we wait for is very important. This variety show is among the best in the country, you can't take it lightly!"

Meng Zuer spit out her little tongue, and said charmingly: "I know! I know! Sister Qianjin, you are so wordy, more wordy than my mother! But I don't have any makeup, how can I make up!"

Wan Qianjin glanced at Meng Zu'er helplessly, and said, "I really can't do anything with you! Now, the cosmetics are here, I will help you to collect them."

"Hehe..."

Meng Zuer hugged her thousands of dollars, gave her a kiss, and said, "Sister Qianjin, you are so kind. If you don't have you, what should I do!"

Wan Qianjin rubbed Meng Zuer's little head, smiled, and said nothing.

But Lin Fang's shadow flashed in her mind unconsciously. She thought to herself: Even without me, he can take good care of you, right?

...

When Lin Fang returned to the dormitory, the lights were already on, and a strange smell came out of the dormitory.

He Naibin's yelling voice can be heard from far away: "Luo Zhanglang, I said that I will give you the toilet for a while, so even if it is too late, you won't solve the problem in the bedroom, right?"

Luo Zhanglang roared louder than He Naibin: "Drink Milk Bin, I X you uncle! I'm making snail noodles, and there is no discomfort in my stomach!"

He Naibin said again: "Fuck, I knew you were good, I won't close the door, or else, I'll give you some warmth..."

"Fuck you uncle!"

Huh!Huh!

"You come out to see if I won't kill you!"

"Joke, kidding, Brother Cockroach, I was wrong, don't smash the door!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Before entering the door, I heard He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang quarrel together. This feeling was very familiar and far away.

Lin Fang stood at the door of the bedroom, stupefied for a while before adapting to this feeling of alienation.

This period of vacation is actually the rhythm of social life that Lin Fang is familiar with. Although there are many more girls, they are all living in the future.

After suddenly returning to school, Lin Fang really realized that the world had really passed through.

Right now, although it is still his own life, it is already a completely different new life.

New life...

Lin Fang couldn't help but put a smile on his mouth and stepped into the bedroom.

"who are you looking for?"

Li Jianfeng was sitting on the bed while reading. Lin Fang saw at a glance that what he was holding in his hand was actually a copy of the Criminal Procedure Law, which was actually reading a professional book. It's just like two people.

Lin Fangxin was very skeptical. Li Jianfeng wanted to work hard because he was a little powerless about his brother's experience.

Luo Zhanglang has soaked the snail noodles now. With the lunch box in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, he leaned to the door and said, "Uncle, did you find the wrong place?"

I go, this smell...

It's not that Lin Fang has never eaten snail noodles, but Luo Zhang Langpao doesn't know what brand it is. It's really not an ordinary top, and he almost smashed him.

"Who are you looking for?"

Lin Fang took a step back, pointing to himself and said, "I am your brother! Go, go, go aside, it's stinking!"

"Hey! Really let go of Brother's voice!"

Luo Zhanglang was extremely surprised. He didn't bother to eat snail noodles anymore, and quickly threw the lunch box on his desk, ran around Lin Fangruan for several times, and even wanted to reach out and touch Lin Fang's face.

"Brother Fang, what's the matter with your face? How can it be completely different from before? It's old and ugly now, shouldn't... this is your true face, right?"

"go away!"

Lin Fang touched Luo Zhanglang's dog paws, but still explained: "I put on makeup, it's not going to be scary these two days...Uh...you don't watch my news, right?"

"What news?"

"What news?"

"What's wrong?"

Li Jianfeng on the bed, He Naibin who had just got out of the toilet, and Luo Zhanglang who had also picked up the lunch box, all three of them looked at Lin Fang with curiosity, and they knew nothing about the scandals of Lin Fang and Meng Zu'er, which were all over the Internet .

Lin Fang forgot the words at the time, and he couldn't remember what he was going to say.

After a while, Lin Fangcai said, "You...even if you just started connecting to the Internet, you wouldn't be like this. You still use 2G?"

He Naibin shook his hand and glanced at Luo Zhanglang with a weird look. Luo Zhanglang almost wanted to throw the lunch box over, so he ran away happily and leaned in front of Lin Fang and said: "Brother, don't you Is it closed, okay? We went dark all night last night, and we slept for a long time, and just got up right now. I said to go out to eat, this fellow Zhang Lang can't wait, and must eat some stimulating cushions first."

Luo Zhanglang, who was eating snail noodles, couldn't help but cursed: "Excuse you, uncle! Drinking milk, you guys talk nonsense, I'm about to breathe fragrance!"

"Go! Go!"

He Naibin waved his hand and said, "I don't want to talk about you, that's true, I can't make a joke!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Although this brand of snail noodles Luo Zhanglang eats is a bit too irritating, it is still not as good as chemical weapons.

But I don’t know why, I just want to leave this bedroom...

"cough!"

Lin Fang gave a light cough, glanced at He Naibin vainly, and said, "Or, if you look at Weishi, Weibo, etc., and see what the hot searches are, you probably know why I have to put on makeup. "

"No, Brother Fang? So mysterious? Can't you just say no?"

No way.

Directly, I'm afraid you hit me.

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin and shook his head resolutely.

He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and Li Jianfeng looked at each other, put down the things in their hands, took out their mobile phones together, and opened different APPs.

After a while, He Naibin yelled and rushed towards Lin Fang: "Lin Fang, I x your uncle, you actually did something to my sister!"

As expected, Lin Fang stepped back to the door in a few steps.

Luo Zhanglang didn’t react slowly. He hugged He Naibin and dragged him back: "No! No! Nai Bin, haven’t you been mentally prepared for a while? Besides, even if they are really something, It’s also because the water doesn’t flow to outsiders’ fields, right?

"Fat Shui, your uncle!"

He Naibin couldn't catch Lin Fang, so he immediately moved his anger to Luo Zhanglang's head. He cursed: "Then the fuck is not your sister, that's my sister! Lin Fang, you better look like a man, and go to my aunt with me. !"

Lin Fang helplessly spread his hands and said, "I knew I would go back to school tomorrow! You calm down first, the scandal is fake. Didn't you read the news that they refuted the rumors? There was nothing wrong with your sister and I. I was eating skewers in District 5, and she called and insisted on coming over. She had a meal together. Who knew there was a paparazzi taking photos?"

He Naibin sneered and said: "Pretend! Just pretend to be you! Others don’t know you, we don’t know you yet? They are all brothers in the dormitory, what virtue are you, we don’t know? I would rather believe that dogs don’t eat shit , I don’t believe that you will fail to act on my sister!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Tired!

It's all false names, and I'm so helpless!

Lin Fang knew that because of his reputation as a scumbag, whenever a girl approached him a little bit, in the eyes of others, she was already impure. He didn't know how many poses he unlocked, and what it was like to play with.

But only he himself knows that he has only had two women in his journey to the present, and the posture of a missionary is not very proficient. Most of the time, it is the passive one.

Unfortunately, the explanation is useless.

Lin Fangsuo was disheartened, and said, "If you really don't believe me, you can call your sister and let her tell you what is going on. The makeup on my face has been hanging for a day, it's not Comfortable, I will go out to buy a bottle of cleansing oil and take off the makeup."

"No need to buy, I have it here!"

Luo Zhanglang quickly raised his hand and said, "Brother Fang, it happened that our family Wenwen asked me to buy a bottle of cleansing oil for her. I didn't have time to give it to her. You can use it first, and I will buy it for her later. One bottle!"

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin, who was still irritated, and shook his head: "Forget it, I'll go out and buy a bottle. Anyway, there should be a bottle in the school's convenience store. I will go back. Just so, let Naibin calm down. Know what is going on."

Luo Zhanglang wanted to persuade him again, but Li Jianfeng, who had gotten out of bed, took him a hand, winked at him, and made a slap in the face of He Naibin.

This person here still needs to persuade him. Luo Zhanglang also realized that it would be no good for Lin Fang to leave first, so he simply didn't say anything.

When Lin Fang left, Li Jianfeng held his mobile phone in front of He Naibin and said, "Nai Bin, look, Brother Fang is not deceiving. There are photos uploaded by netizens in this post. He captured Brother Fang and Sister Zuer. Photos of eating."

Although He Naibin was still very angry, he still glanced at Li Jianfeng's mobile phone unconsciously, only to see two people leaning on a small square table with their heads and strings together.

The Meng Zuer in the photo is completely different from her image in the music scene and in the film and television dramas. She seems to be an ordinary girl next door. Apart from being a little more beautiful, she is no different from the ordinary people around her.

She would drink, slurp, and look at the boy next to her with loving eyes.

Full of love...

He Naibin took a closer look at Li Jianfeng's phone, his face slowly became serious, and he said to Li Jianfeng: "Jianfeng, send me this photo, I am useful!"

"what?"

Li Jianfeng was stunned for a moment, but he didn't react a bit. He Naibin said it again before he hesitated to send the photo to He Naibin.

I don't know what's going on, Li Jianfeng always feels something is a little bit wrong.

Out of caution, Li Jianfeng hurriedly sent the photo to Lin Fang and sent him a message on WeChat: "Brother Fang, I just showed this photo to Nai Bin just now. I don't know why, but he has a serious expression now. "

Lin Fang had already arrived at the convenience store at this moment. Just as he walked in, he received a WeChat message from Li Jianfeng. He first opened the picture and took a look and found that it was a photo of him and Meng Zuer eating bunch of incense together that night.

In the photo, Meng Zuer is toasting and staring at him with a smile. The person who took the photo is of good skill, the angle is very good, and the lighting is excellent. The blushes and soft eyes of her are taken by the people around and the scenery. Blurred, only her and Lin Fang in the center of the lens are the focus.

The two of them look very harmonious and loving.

Lin Fangshun sent the photo to Meng Zuer again, and then said to Li Jianfeng: "The photo was taken very well. I have already sent it to Zuer. Thank you for my friend who took the picture."

Li Jianfeng: "???"

No, Brother Fang, your focus is so strange!

Don’t you worry that Nai Bin will be angry and do something stupid?

maybe……

Li Jianfeng turned his head and glanced at He Naibin again, and suddenly felt that it seemed more likely to kiss him.

Forget it, I don't care!

Big deal, they get married, I have a wedding drink with the men!

...

At the same time, Lin Fang walked into the convenience store, did not look at the counter, and directly asked, "Boss, where is the cleansing oil?"

"It's right at the innermost side of the beverage cabinet...Huh, Lin Fang?"

Lin Fang turned around, and Wu Ziqi, who called his name, froze for a moment, and quickly apologized: "Sorry, guest! Your voice and back are so much like a friend of mine..."

It's not like, I am!