I'm really not a scumbag

Sun Yulu managed to control herself not to laugh, took out a card from her bag, and stuffed it into He Naibin's hand who had just gotten here.

"Take it, this is the all-in-one card for the amusement park. I filled it with money. All consumption can be paid by credit card."

"Hey, is it so convenient? I remember buying tickets before."

He Naibin took the card and looked at it carefully. At the same time, he felt a little unbelievable. The amusement parks he remembered were all tickets purchased for admission and consumption by tickets.

What kind of tickets, package tickets, single tickets, eat and drink inside, also have to pay extra, how can I think that this Neverland has realized one-card payment, which is universal in the whole park.

Sun Yulu gave He Naibin a white look and said, "How long have you not been to the amusement park? The last time you went to the amusement park, wouldn't it be with your mother?"

"How to curse? With you... together!"

"goose……"

Sun Yulu hadn't completely controlled her smile. After chatting with He Naibin, she couldn't restrain her smile anymore. She waved her hands and walked to the side, laughing until she squatted on the ground and thumped the ground.

Li Jianfeng stood by, with various hints about He Naibin, preparing to let him introduce himself, wherever he thought, the two would show off their affection as soon as they met, completely ignoring his existence, making him embarrassed and at a loss.

In desperation, Li Jianfeng had to ask Lin Fang for help: "Brother Fang, help! What should I do?"

Lin Fang couldn't help but chuckle. He patted Li Jianfeng on the shoulder, and said, "Be safe, don't be impatient, you can't eat hot tofu. With such a big amusement park and so many exciting projects, are you afraid that you won't find opportunities? ?"

Li Jianfeng gave a wry smile and said, "Brother Fang, can I not be in a hurry? With you beside me, I am worried that the cooked duck will fly into your arms if the time delays for a long time!"

"roll!"

Lin Fang scolded Li Jianfeng with a smile, and said, "The more you talk, the more exaggerated it becomes."

Lin Fang felt a little bit dark when he was inadvertently praised by Li Jianfeng.

He glanced at Ao Jing, who was trying to drag Sun Yulu up from the ground, and said, "Jianfeng, I have to remind you of something. Have you noticed the image of this young lady?"

"Ah! I watched it, no problem, very beautiful, I can!"

Li Jianfeng glanced at Ao Jing, but he couldn't take it back. Lin Fang was really worried that he would accidentally leak some of it.

Lin Fang raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't you think she is dressed neutral and has a flat figure. Isn't that what?"

"What's this?"

Li Jianfeng smiled disapprovingly and said, "You don't understand, Brother Fang, this is a fashionista, fashion, you understand?"

Lin Fang: "..."

You know, you know, you know everything, you know the king!

Others used to be girls who specialize in soaking girls, with flexible fingers and good things that you have never seen before!

Are your pectoral muscles big enough, are your stamina high enough, do you just jump like this?

Lin Fang hinted several times that Li Jianfeng remained unmoved, but turned the topic to one side. He had no choice but to give up.

No wonder Li Jianfeng's eldest brother would get into a lawsuit. The two brothers are really a problem. Seeing a beautiful woman can neither walk nor listen to persuasion.

Sun Yulu finally stopped laughing. Although she still had a few geese from time to time, she could communicate normally. She smiled and waved to Lin Fang and his party and said hello one by one. Then he asked He Naibin, "Brother Bin, Is everyone here?"

He Naibin turned his head and glanced at Luo Zhanglang who was still on the phone, and said, "There is still one short of it. We are on the phone. Let's wait a while."

While talking, the bus from South Railway Station to Neverland drove into the terminal. Luo Zhanglang, who called on the side, covered the microphone and shouted here: "Brothers, wait for me, our Wenwen is here. I will pick her up!"

"Okay, you go."

Lin Fang responded and took Li Jianfeng to Ao Jing and said, "Miss Dragon Girl, I have met again. Let me introduce you. This clean and handsome guy is our brother Li Jianfeng, who ran to pick up his girlfriend. It is our other brother Luo Zhanglang."

Ao Jing glanced at Li Jianfeng, smiled and nodded, and stretched out her hand in front of Lin Fang, saying: "Okay, you, brother Fang! I mentioned to you last time that I may be relatives with Lord Long. Sorry? You can talk so well, so it's no wonder you can get to Meng Zuer!"

"Ababa Ababa..."

Li Jianfeng said that what he was anxious about was unsuccessful, and the situation in front of him was developing as he expected, which was too frustrating.

It's not that the men don't work hard, but the brothers have up to!

Ye Qingjie!

Lin Fang glanced at Ao Jing's hand, just thought for a moment what they had experienced before, then decisively pulled Li Jianfeng's hand on the side, and smiled: "Thank you for the compliment, but my girlfriend is not Meng Zuer, but someone else. There are other people."

"I do not believe!"

Ao Jing smiled, pulled her hand back, but did not twitch, she looked down and found that her little hand was tightly clenched by Li Jianfeng, she couldn't help but raised her head and glanced at Li Jianfeng again, saying, "This classmate, do you want to Wrestle with me?"

"Ok...no! No! No! No! No! No! I didn't mean that!"

What a good man!

For the first time, Li Jianfeng held the hand of such a beautiful girl. For a while, he was so excited that he almost said something wrong.

He quickly let go of Ao Jing's little hand and said, "My name is Li Jianfeng, Li Xiaoyao's Li, the sword of the Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man, the Feng of Sanchi Qingfeng, I am glad to meet you, Miss Dragon Girl!"

"Ha ha……"

Ao Jing smiled reluctantly, she didn't know how to pick up Li Jianfeng's words, she was chatted to death that day.

Lin Fang covered his face, a little bit ignorant.

Li Jianfeng's poor performance is worse than in his previous life.

How can anyone desperately lean on the game when introducing their name?For fear that others don't know that you are a game madman or something?

Even if the "Legend of Sword and Fairy" games and TV series were once popular, they are memories from many years ago. How many people know about it?

Playing this kind of stalk in front of a girl is nothing short of death!

Ao Jing didn't ignore Li Jianfeng at all, and looked at Lin Fang and asked curiously: "Brother Fang, are you really Meng Zuer's boyfriend?"

Lin Fang said in an angry voice: "No! Really not! Really not!"

"I do not believe!"

Ao Jing flew to Lin Fang with an ambiguous look, and said, "I understand, the virtual is the real, the real is the virtual, this kind of trick, I have played this trick before, don't worry, I will not expose you!"

Lin Fang: "..."

He suddenly felt that perhaps Ao Jing and Li Jianfeng might be together.

The two understand the king, let's go together!

Fortunately, at this time, Luo Zhanglang brought Jiang Wenwen over and gave Lin Fang an excuse to avoid the two who knew Wang's turn bombing.

"Everyone is here, let's go in!"

When Lin Fang entered the door, a large group of people followed in.

As soon as he entered the door, there was a large billboard with a map of the entire park. Lin Fang memorized it very carefully, quickly remembering a few positions, and then led everyone to put down the six-claw pendulum.

Ao Jing followed Lin Fang's footsteps and asked curiously: "Brother Fang, have you come to play? How do you feel that you are familiar with this place!"

Li Jianfeng hurriedly followed, and before Lin Fang could speak, he nodded and said, "Of course, Brother Fang has a lot of ex-girlfriends. He brought many girls over to play."

Lin Fang: "..."

I really want to thank you, if it weren't for your reminder, I really didn't know there was such a thing!

Lin Fang couldn't help feeling his nose, not knowing whether he should remind Li Jianfeng.

Boys want to express themselves in front of Xinyi's girls. This is normal. Peacocks know that when they are courting, they have to open a screen in front of the female peacock, let alone human.

But Li Jianfeng's method was too clumsy, and Lin Fang couldn't bear to look at it.

He didn't know whether he was suppressing it intentionally or unintentionally. Not only would he not dwarf Lin Fang and highlight his height, it would only arouse Ao Jing's rebellious attitude towards him and his curiosity towards Lin Fang.

Even if Lin Fang's current scumbag value is only 2 points, he also knows that girls like a man, most of the time it starts from curiosity.

In this sense, girls are really cat-like creatures.

Sure enough, Ao Jing only glanced at Li Jianfeng, then tilted her head and smiled to Lin Fang and said, "Brother Fang, didn't you see it? Your relationship experience is quite rich! There are many ex-girlfriends, how many are you?"

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at Li Jianfeng. Seeing that he slowed down embarrassingly and did not answer the call, Lin Fang really wanted to give him a kick.

Interrupted when you shouldn't interrupt, now let you interject, you will fall behind!

Li Jianfeng didn't keep up in time, so Lin Fang had to answer by himself: "Did you not read my collection of black materials?"

"You still have a collection of black materials?"

Ao Jing's surprised little mouth had grown into an O shape, and Lin Fang could even see her little tongue lifted up, one can imagine she was really surprised.

"Yeah."

Lin Fang nodded and returned to the previous topic: "There are indeed a lot, 99+. They all call me scumbag."

"Oh, you hate me, Brother Fang!"

Ao Jing couldn't help but gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said, "I don't want to know about your ex-girlfriend now. I want to know what your black material has. Can you tell others?"

It's broken!

When Lin Fang heard Ao Jing's gentle tone, he couldn't help but feel aroused: This woman, shouldn't she be sexually interested in me?

Thinking of this possibility, Lin Fang couldn't help but looked back at He Naibin.

When Lin Fang saw Ao Jing for the first time, he doubted the relationship between Ao Jing and Sun Yulu, and discussed this with He Naibin.

But He Naibin didn't mind, and insisted that Sun Yulu is true love.

Lin Fang could not persuade him, so he could only do it.

Originally, Lin Fang thought why Naibin was just for fun and broke up sooner or later, so whether Ao Jing and Sun Yulu had a relationship was not that important.

Who would have thought that He Naibin was actually playing it for real, and he was about to cultivate a positive result with Sun Yulu, if it hadn't happened to him, Lin Fang couldn't believe it at all.

However, Li Jianfeng wanted to join in the fun. As soon as he saw Ao Jing’s appearance, he said he wanted to chase people. He didn’t even think about it. In case he and Ao Jing become married, they must have a relationship with He Naibin and Sun Yulu. What a mess.

It's okay now, Ao Jing actually spoiled Lin Fang.

He almost couldn't hold back, kicking Ao Jing out.

This game is so exciting...Bah!Stimulating fart, clearly chaotic!

He didn't want to join this messy game!

Lin Fang took a deep breath and responded coldly to Ao Jing, "No."

"Hey?"

Ao Jing was shocked. She unconsciously touched her smooth and tender little face, then took out the mirror from her bag and looked at it. Under her grandma's gray tin foil permed her hair, there was a handsome and handsome neutral face. .

There is no need to rely on other places, just with this high-value face that can kill both men and women, no one can refuse oneself.

what is it today?

Is Lin Fang blind?

If it's not for the crowds, you have to pay attention to your personal image. Ao Jing really wanted to grab Lin Fang by the collar and push him to the corner, let him say it again, no one can be so stiff in front of her, no one!

Lin stood in front of the big pendulum facility, beckoned to the dragging team behind, and said, "Come on, come all, let's play this together at the first stop."

Goo!

Goo!

Goo!

The sounds of swallowing saliva came one after another. Before anyone came over, Lin Fang saw several people shrinking back and trying to escape.

Lin Fang clicked the corner of his mouth and ran over with a light smile, stopping Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang and saying, "My dear brother, where are you going?"

"Ah, I think the project next to it is quite fun, I want to try it."

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at the direction of Li Jianfeng's fingers, resisting a laugh.

A big man, instead of sitting on the pendulum, he wants to go on the merry-go-round. Excuse me?

Lin Fang held Li Jianfeng's shoulder and said earnestly, "Jianfeng, don't you want to chase Ao Jing? If she sees you sitting on a merry-go-round with a little girl, how would you let her see you?"

"This……"

Luo Zhanglang looked around, and was really embarrassed to learn from Li Jianfeng, pointing to an amusement project, and simply said: "Then what... I'm a little urinary, I want to go to the toilet first."

Lin Fang patted Luo Zhanglang on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, after sitting on the pendulum, I will accompany you to the toilet."

Luo Zhanglang refused: "No, let me go, I'm worried that I can't hold it back. If I pee on it, I will be fined!"

Lin Fang smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll make it for you! I'll buy you a pair of pants!"

"This……"

Luo Zhanglang felt that his back road was blocked by Lin Fangzhi, and he couldn't find an excuse to refuse, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Lin Fang took advantage of the fact that Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng were both stunned, grabbing them, and dragging them to the front of the amusement facilities to line up.

Sun Yulu is more attentive. She carefully read the introduction of the pendulum, and asked a little worried: "This pendulum swings a lot, 220 degrees. Are you sure you are all right?"

He Naibin hesitated and said, "I don't seem to be good at it..."

Lin Fang faintly leaned in and said, "Nai Bin, are you sure you can't? Do you need me to buy some medicine for you?"

"I can!"

He Naibin gritted his teeth and bit his scalp and said: "Of course I can, no need to take medicine!"

"Okay, let's go together!"

Lin Fang just wanted to drag the three guys in the dormitory to accompany him to stimulate. As for how the other three girls chose, it didn't matter, they didn't offend themselves.

This is not to be careful, this is to share joys and sorrows with brothers!

There are a lot of amusement facilities in the park, and because of the implementation of the all-in-one card and the park guide, tourists are well diverted. Even if it is a popular amusement facility, there will not be many people in line.

Ten minutes later, it was Lin Fang's turn.

He Naibin was held by Lin Fang with words, and Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng were simply held by Lin Fang with his hands, and none of them could escape.

None of the three girls wanted to try, they all chose to watch the excitement below.

So, the four men sat on the pendulum and tied up safety measures.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am not to play anymore, let me go down!"

Li Jianfeng couldn't hold it at first, and he was struggling to keep going before he went to heaven.

Lin Fang didn't stop him, but just said cool words next to him: "Okay, you go. I just forgot to tell you, Ao Jing teased me, and I just agreed to forget it later, I watched the park is quite big Yes, it should be easy to find a place with no one."

Li Jianfeng folded his hands and begged for mercy: "Brother let go, please let it go! You have had so many girlfriends. It doesn't matter if you have one more or one less, will you let Ao Jing go?"

Lin Fang grabbed his nose and said lukewarmly, "It depends on whether you really like Ao Jing."

"I really like her!"

Li Jianfeng almost cried with a firm tone, he was really afraid of these things, he was afraid of heights.

Lin Fang said noncommitantly, "I like it? I believe you really like it when you play the pendulum with me. If you don't come with me, you will be greedy! Do you play?"

Li Jianfeng pulled off the safety measures, stood up and was about to jump down, he sat back down again, re-tied the safety measures, and gritted his teeth: "Play!"

With Li Jianfeng's lessons learned, Luo Zhanglang and He Naibin quickly grabbed the handrails and put away their words.

Lin Fang's ability to tease girls is so terrible, even if they don't tease their girlfriends, their elder sisters, sisters, aunts and aunts are really unbearable.

After much deliberation, the two still felt that they could only coax Lin Fang and not provoke him.

Soon, everyone was ready, the security officer completed the security check, the machine started, and the four went to heaven together.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Not long after the pendulum was activated, Li Jianfeng had not reached the first peak, so he closed his eyes and fainted.

Lin Fang knew that Li Jianfeng was timid, but he didn't expect him to be so timid.

He glanced at the mobile phone that was recording, barked his teeth and turned to look at He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang.

The situation of these two guys is okay, they just bark and scream, but they haven't reached the limit.

Lin Fang couldn't help but touched his nose. He decided to let Li Jianfeng go. The next stop was He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang, instead of Li Jianfeng.

"I can't, it's terrible...Ah!"

Lin Fang was pondering, and suddenly heard Li Jianfeng's voice coming from beside him, he turned his head and saw that Li Jianfeng woke up, only said a few words, and fainted again.

"Pump..."

Lin Fang couldn't help but laughed.

The brother was so afraid that he shouldn't laugh, but he couldn't help it.

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang again. Seeing that the two of them were still able to hold on when the swing peak came, he knew that this amusement device really couldn't help them, so he stopped paying attention to them. Only concentrate on helping Li Jianfeng video.

In the camera, Li Jianfeng was waking up, yelling, fainting again, waking up again, yelling..., fainting in a continuous cycle.