I'm really not a scumbag

After the day turned, it was the agreed task time.

Good habits need to be cultivated. Even if he knew that he was just going to be a tool man, Lin Fang still brought a set of special equipment he customized from a treasure.

A backpack about the size of a schoolbag, packed with various tools, a little medicine, and a little emergency food and water, can basically cope with most situations.

Lin Fang rushed to the agreed place, an abandoned suburban hospital, and only met with the person involved, he wanted to back down.

He never imagined that he was the task publisher of the professional team, and it was actually four girls!

One of them is actually a little devil with a height of less than 1.5 meters!

Lin Fang really wondered if they kept saying that they were all white-collar workers with serious jobs, whether it was a lie.

This little devil head of less than 1.5 meters is the biggest flaw!

What white-collar workers, shouldn't they want to rob sex?

It's really hard to say about the aspect.

At the same time that Lin Fang disliked each other, three of the four girls actually saw Lin Fang not pleasing to his eyes. They were unwilling to talk to Lin Fang, pushing around, pushing the youngest kid head. come out.

"Hey! Big guy, you are the Master of Heaven?"

Lin Fang: "..."

After being speechless for a moment, Lin Fangcai said, "I am not the chief of Huntian Dao, but the detective firm of Huntian Daozhang. No one is the detective Lin Fang."

"it does not matter!"

The little man waved his hand and raised his head and said, "Xiong Miaomiao (seconds), you can call me Xiong Xiong, Xiong Da, Miao Miao, Shuishi, but you can't call me Bear! Let alone Xiong Xiaoxiao!"

Lin Fang lowered his head and glanced at the little man, and found that he really couldn't be called a bear.

Huh?

Lin Fang originally thought that this little Xiong Miaomiao was a kid who was playing with him. Only then did he notice that this was a little adult with a loli face, a legal loli.

He estimated that whether it was a little bear or a little bear, it was a joke between a few girls, but Lin Fang did not expect that Xiong Miaomiao would talk about it with himself as soon as they met.

Lin Fang touched his chin, and suddenly thought that when he was reading a book recently, he happened to look up the word Miao. The pronunciation is seconds, which describes the water.

Just combining with Xiong Miaomiao's self-introduction, Lin Fang always wanted to be crooked unconsciously.

Don't blame him, Xiong Miaomiao's self-introduction is really too dirty.

Seeing Lin Fang nodded, Xiong Miaomiao seemed to be quite satisfied with Lin Fang. He glanced at Lin Fang's backpack curiously, and said, "Your backpack looks strange. What are you carrying?"

Lin Fang briefly mentioned that as soon as he talked about flying claws, Xiong Miaomiao eagerly stretched out his hand and said, "Let me see, I have long been interested in this legendary thing that can fly over the wall!"

Can such a private guy show it to anyone casually?

but……

Lin Fang looked down at Xiong Miaomiao's cute little face, then at her bulging chest, silently reached out, took the flying claws from the top of the backpack and handed them over.

This flying claw was introduced by Lin Fangjing and Baizhi, one of a variety of customized tools at a hand-made touch in a certain treasure.

You can buckle it on your wrist or hold it in your hand. You can fix it to the height you want by just a little bit above the trigger button.

The maximum firing distance is 30 meters. If you have one left hand and one right hand and you have enough physical energy to support you, you can COS Spider-Man.

Xiong Miaomiao took the flying claws, curiously hugged and looked left and right. Seeing that there were two bulges on the side, she quickly pressed down at one of them, and then asked, "What is this..."

"Stay down!"

Lin Fang's head tightened, holding Xiong Miaomiao was a hug.

So hanging!

The flying claw that popped out of the magazine was so powerful that it almost gave Xiong Miaomiao a headshot.

The kind that flew in from her mouth!

Had it not been for Lin Fang to know that these custom tools have a certain degree of danger, and always pay attention to Xiong Miaomiao's actions, only this one would cause the team's non-combat attrition.

Duh!

Flying claws rubbed the ends of Xiong Miaomiao's hair and shot them on the windowsill on the fourth floor of the hospital building.

I don't know what was entangled, but it stuck firmly on it.

Lin Fang stood up with his arms supported, made sure that the flying claws did not hurt anyone, and then he was slightly relieved.

He glanced at Xiong Miaomiao who was still lying on his body, and said angrily: "Are you going to die? Get up!"

"I won't get up!"

Xiong Miaomiao also got a temper. She glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said, "You didn't tell me, those two buttons can't be touched! I just pressed it curiously, who knew it was so dangerous?"

Lin Fang was a bit unreasonable, so speaking of it, he did not fulfill his obligation to inform.

But he didn't know that this little man looked cute and loving, but his heart was a complete bear kid!

On the side, the other three girls who were taken aback, gathered around at this time.

"Get up, Xiong Xiao...Xiong Da, you are at a disadvantage if you lie on other people like this!"

"How do I feel that the bodyguard we hired is not reliable at all? Hey, if I knew it earlier, I shouldn't be cheap. I should find a detective agency that seems to be able to deal with supernatural events, or go to formal security. The company invites talents!"

"Hey, kid! We are not so easy to take advantage of Xiongda, I tell you, you have to discount!"

Good guy, facing a Xiong Miaomiao, Lin Fang felt a little poor to deal with, and three more girls suddenly appeared. That scene was really not ordinary chaos.

But speaking of it, the name of the detective agency he gave seemed to be a bit like a special spirit removal agency, rather than a serious detective agency!

"stop!"

Lin Zhangzhang gave a drink, not in the mood to enjoy the softness of legal Lolita lying on his body, he pushed Xiong Miaomiao away, got up and took a look at the time, and said, "Well, I will give you a 0% discount. You choose to finish it now. Pay a dime as my errand expenses this time. Let’s take a shot, and never see each other!"

"No!"

Xiong Miaomiao jumped in front of Lin Fang again, and said loudly, "I am the initiator of this haunted house adventure. I don't agree! It's going to get dark soon, don't want to run! The commission will be paid, no discount!"

After teaching Lin Fang, Xiong Miaomiao turned to the other three girls again, and said dissatisfied: "Are you stupid? You don't care about time and occasion! I ask you, I ran away with him, who of you is looking for? Take over?"

Among the three girls, one in white clothes stroked his hair and said, "Actually, it's not difficult to find people, right? I just need to post a WeChat Moments. At least seven or eight out of my fish pond Come and show your courtesy!"

The other in red also said, "I can call out ten or eight if I have a phone call."

The last girl in black clothes was a little anxious. She stammered for a long time before screaming, and said: "I just need to scream under my male god Weishi account, at least there are more than 20 to rush over... ...Rush over and hit me!"

"Pump..."

Lin Fang couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Although the white clothes and the red clothes are both sea kings, somehow they can call a few people over to help.

Black clothes are good, and they actually have a taunting halo, which can attract dozens of people to come and beat her... Are you sure they came here to be funny?

Xiong Miaomiao glared at Lin Fang and looked at the three girls with a hatred of iron and steel, and said: "You three will save me! One of two, none of them is worry-free! I can warn you, less Pull in your messy relationships! I'll ask you again, why are we here?"

The white clothes, red clothes, and black clothes said in unison: "Come to the haunted hospital to play pen fairy, open Weishi live broadcast to attract fans!"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded with satisfaction: "Very good! At least you have not forgotten your mission! There are no ghosts in this world, but we are growing up under the red flag and staunch materialists, so you don't have to be afraid. Ghosts are afraid of us. !"

Lin Fang glanced at Xiong Miaomiao's slightly trembling calf and said he believed it.

Pop!

Xiong Miaomiao clapped his hands and said, "However, in order to increase fans, we still have to make proper use of the props. Are you ready for the atmosphere-making things I asked you to prepare?"

"It's all in the car, let's get it right away!"

The white clothes ran back to the car while pulling the red clothes together, and the two of them pushed and pulled and got some boxes over.

Two people opened the box, and the stacks of talisman paper, the bag of dark red liquid, the strange-shaped dummy, the prop lamp with varying brightness...they were all put out the same, and Lin Fang looked a little bit stunned.

Had it not been known that these little girls were all urban white-collar workers working part-time on Weishi live broadcast, Lin Fangzhen would have thought that he had come to the shooting scene of a professional supernatural film.

These little girls are not very courageous, and they have quite a set of scenery.

What made Lin Fang even more surprised was still behind. They actually pulled out five sets of head-mounted small follow-up cameras from the box and put them on their heads. Everything they saw could be summarized on the receiving device. All are from the first perspective.

Transferring these images to the live broadcast of Weishi, with the right atmosphere, maybe it can really attract fans.

Lin Fang shook his head slightly, feeling a little pity, these little girls, except for their own jobs, are capable of showing up in this stall, but they are useless.

With this ability, even if you can't make it into the crew, wouldn't it be good to make an experimental short film yourself?

If it doesn't work, immersive room escape is now in the ascendant, and the demand for talents in this area is also very hungry.

Lin Fang always feels that it is not the right way to engage in live broadcast and deceive people.

However, Lin Fang is only responsible for helping people courage. He can't control what others think and do, and he doesn't bother to control it.

Soon, after checking all the props and equipment, Xiong Miaomiao began to give orders to Lin Fang. She said: "You follow me, no matter what happens, you must follow me closely, and you can't let no one beside me, you Can it be done?"

Lin Fang smiled and nodded, and said, "Small problem!"

Xiong Miaomiao gave Lin Fang a dissatisfied look, and said, "I ask if you can do it!"

Ah!

Are you teaching me to do things?

Lin Fang said, "Yes!"

"It's almost the same!"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded in satisfaction, and said to the white and red clothes separately: "You two, come with me, let's go to set up the venue! And you, responsible for scheduling, and then after we are ready, responsible for different The screen is connected to the live broadcast, and then the atmosphere is rendered through the commentary. Whether our voices should be connected to the screen, you can handle it by yourself!"

The black clothes were a little embarrassed: "Xiong Da, I don't think I can do this job, or... or you come?"

Xiong Miaomiao couldn't help but glared at the black clothes and said, "Aren't you telling me that you are a high-achieving student in the Directing Department of the School of Media? You can do it as a director. You can't do this? No nonsense, you can do it! "

The black clothes replied aggrievedly and said: "Well, then I...try it?"

Xiong Miaomiao threatened her and said, "Hehe, try? I can warn you that all of our money has been spent. If the expected results are not achieved, I can spare you, and you are sure that they can also spare. You? Believe it or not, the two of them stuffed you into the fish pond to give their admirers a benefit?"

The black clothes gave Lingling a chill, and said decisively: "Make sure to complete the task, I will do it!"

Xiong Miaomiao was satisfied, and nodded and said, "What you want is this momentum, come on!"

After Xiong Miaomiao arranged it, Lin Fang couldn't help but look at the little man with admiration.

Not to mention, although Xiong Miaomiao is the youngest of the four girls, she has a baby face, and she speaks milky and milky, and has no deterrent, but her way of doing things is really strong.

The point is...the effect is outstanding!

Soon, the five people began to take action.

The black clothes are in the middle, and the white clothes, the red clothes and Xiong Miaomiao are running around in the various rooms of the abandoned hospital, setting up various scenes.

Lin Fang followed all the way and found that there were a few places they valued more: the death chief's office, the devil's basement, the terrifying ward 307, the devil's laboratory, and the endless stairs.

What made Lin Fang more interested was the place where they called the endless stairs.

This building made using the principle of Penrose steps can easily render the general effect of "ghost hitting the wall".

Xiong Miaomiao took the three people around in the old and messy abandoned hospital, splashing some dark red liquid from time to time, which easily formed an effect similar to old blood.

Then they used the props, dipped the dark red liquid on the wall and brushed it randomly, or clicked it, and it was rows of shocking paw prints.

Lin Fang still didn't feel much about following them, but soon, the sound of the black clothes came to his ears through the headset assisted by the headset.

"Big Bear! Big Bear! I think the situation is a bit wrong, or else...or let's withdraw?"

"Withdraw your head! Do you dare to withdraw one and try?"

Xiong Miaomiao was working hard, and when he heard the morale-damaging words of the black clothes, he exploded.

When I look at the venue, it’s almost ready. By that time, I only need to play a few pen fairy games in the selected Ward 307, and then through the voiceover in black clothes, I will introduce the horrible past of Ward 307 in detail. This will happen. Up!

At that time, Weishi fans have skyrocketed, become Internet celebrities, live broadcasts with goods, and attract countless golds. Since then, they have reached the pinnacle of life.

The black clothes can be poured, and it is too much to drop the chain at this critical moment!

In fact, this abandoned hospital is just an ordinary hospital. There is no scary ward 307, and there are no death dean's office, devil basement, and devil laboratory.

Except for the endless stairs, all other legends come from the script written by Xiong Miaomiao.

That's right, this little guy with a bearish character is the root of all evil and the planner of the whole thing.

The other three girls, including Lin Fang, are all tools in her hands.

So black clothes hurt morale, and there was no reaction from others, so Xiong Miaomiao fryed the pot directly.

The black clothes were taken in Xiong Miaomiao's momentum, she didn't dare to mention the retreat, but she still couldn't help but said: "Then...then you guys pay attention to safety. I was just in front of Xiaobai's lens and saw something floating. It's over, you guys... pay attention!"

Xiong Miaomiao rolled his eyes, looked at Liu Xiaobai in white clothes, and asked, "Xiao Bai, did you see anything just now?"

The white dress was standing in the corner, and what was still being arranged, when he heard Xiong Miaomiao's question, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, I don't see anything!"

While talking, there was a sudden movement upstairs.

It seemed that something had fallen on the floor, and it rolled a certain distance, making a grunting sound.

"what……"

The black clothes screamed, almost shouting in his throat: "I heard it? You all heard it! You are all on the third floor, but the voice came from the fourth floor. It's not right, it's not right! In this hospital There is a real problem, let's run!"

"Hey!"

"what……"

"What is it! It's so noisy!"

The voice of the red dress sounded on the channel, and she said displeased: "Xiong Da asked me to set up on the fourth floor. My current position is perpendicular to Xiong Da's position. I happened to be above her head. I accidentally touched an item just now. Pour, the steel ball inside rolled out. I'll be careful below, Xiong Da, can you control Xiao Hei? She was taken aback, so annoying!"

Xiong Miaomiao said quietly, "Xiao Hei, did you hear that? If you dare to lie about the military situation, wait a moment when we collectively send you a thousand-year kill to make you feel comfortable?"

"No need! No need!"

The black clothes chuckled twice, and decisively said: "You know I am timid, a little turbulent, and always nervous. I said, I dare not play with the pen fairy, you have to come..."

"Okay!"

Xiong Miaomiao interrupted the thoughts of the black clothes. She said: "I have come here, do you say that these are useful? Xiaohei, you pay attention, we are almost ready, you listen to my password, wait until we return to the hospital door , I said when you start, you will start broadcasting!"

"Got it……"

The black clothes agreed weakly, fiddled with the notebook, and prepared to start the live broadcast.

Soon, everything was ready, and the black clothes were connected to the live broadcast. She had just connected the screen of the device Lin put on, and was about to import several screens in turn and make a voice-over.

But I didn't want to be in danger, so there was only time to scream, and there was no movement.

(Thanks to "Goblin_Goblin" for the reward, this underscore, finally got it right.)