I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"That, Araki-senpai...Are you really sure it's here?"

A tall young man with a national character face, wearing a sportswear printed with the words "Shijing Da Kendobu", with a smooth scalp shining in the rising sun, stepped out of the front seat of the locomotive and looked at the single-family building in front of him curiously.

"The address is written here... No, I'm not sure! The ninth lesson of conscience, these guys must have made a mistake!"

In the back seat of the locomotive, a blond man took out a document from his arms, glanced at the villa in front of him with a slight twitch, and seemed to have suddenly realized something, and greeted the junior in front of him in panic.

"Kengo, hurry up and get in the car, let's go back to the apartment in front of Tibet, I want to re-negotiate the terms of compensation with them..."

Not to mention this inexplicably familiar sense of sight, just through the damp and decaying air, as a "professional", he could smell the smell of "Haunted House" from afar.

"Why are you two standing at the door? Are there other houses that can live in this neighborhood besides this building?"

At the same time, a van with "Caution! Haunted House Identification" was also parked in front of the villa's garage door.

A tall, slightly mature woman in a white coat stepped out from the co-pilot like a queen with her long legs in high heels, with one hand on the bee's waist, and the other hand pointed at the door of the villa: "Ah, obviously you are with others. I've slept in it once, and now I'm shy? Bravely accept the cycle of cosmic consciousness, sleeper."

"Boom boom boom..."

"Yo, warrior of the Warring States period, you're in good spirits today..."

Before the two men could react, the black-and-white locomotive had already abandoned them, twisted itself forward, and rubbed the woman intimately...

It was almost impossible to print the word "flattery" on the body.

"Well, that's good~ Do you want to drink SuperMagnum, there's something in my sister's trunk~"

"Damn, really, enviable guy... no, not good..."

Squinting slightly, he stared at the indescribable pair of greatness on the woman's chest, which changed into various shapes under the poking of the motorcycle handle, a blush of jealousy appeared on the face of the blond man, and the nasal cavity immediately began to congest.

My own locomotive, which inexplicably turned into a **** of grief and can easily crush ordinary resentful spirits, took on the attribute of "dog slave" when it encountered "Queen Hanyu" for some reason.

As early as the "retreat practice" period of Kawasaki Daishi Temple, the woman in front of him had been tempted by SuperMagnum, that is, the expensive ultra-clean 99.5 unleaded gasoline...

It's enough to easily surrender to the other party, and he has also accepted the "108 tests on hidden energy field life forms" without dignity.

"Kun Araki, this is the only surviving house around here, so just accept your fate."

Twisting his fat body, Hou Hailudou, who laboriously moved down from the driver's seat, gave the blond man a "you have to be strong" look.

Immediately, he opened the trunk of the car and greeted another man: "Yamada-kun, I'm going to deliver the goods, please come and help..."

This group of people is the "Araki Relocation Team" who came all the way from the Zangqian apartment.

Although it can be seen from the outside that the villa in front of me has recently undergone an external wall and structural repair, and the messy garbage and furniture in the house have also been cleaned up...

But Sousuke Araki can still easily recognize that this villa is the "Curse Home" that is famous on the 2CH forum and makes nearby residents terrified.

Perhaps it is because this haunted house is so "fierce" that it passed by those terrifying tornadoes several times in the "Obon Tornado Natural Disaster", and all the buildings in the surrounding one kilometer were razed to the ground by the tornado. Down, still standing still, not even a single bag of garbage bags in the courtyard wall was blown away...

This phenomenon made this haunted house even more famous, and no one dared to live in it even if it was used as a free resettlement house.

At the same time, this is also the villa where Sosuke Araki, who is a "Haunted House Tester", tried to sleep with Hanyu Mai during his career "Haunted House First Experience".

Back then, he was conscientiously following the appraisal list of "Be careful! Appraisal of a haunted house", and conducted a standardized and comprehensive evaluation of the house from head to toe, inside and out.

To this day, he still remembers the first identification result he wrote in his own hand...

Haunted House Class: S Class

Comprehensive survival rate: 23%

Special reminder: Buyers need to face multiple tests from mind, wallet and body. It is recommended to use it together with the personal accident insurance sold on the website "Be careful! Haunted House Appraisal".

"Uh ah ah ah!"

Standing outside the villa wall, Sousuke Araki, who was full of anticipation, couldn't help but sigh in the sky.

"At that time, the old man said that he was so beautiful, but in exchange, he actually arranged for me such a dilapidated haunted house..."

"Damn, that old man is so skilled at speaking, maybe he did religious pyramid schemes when he was young."

He can be sure that if he takes off the blindfold now, what will come into his eyes must be all kinds of splendid and dense imprints that will leave a shadow for a lifetime.

"Stop complaining, come and help move things! Having said that, in the entire Taito District, can there be a more murderous house than the Tibetan apartment you lived in before? At least it has changed from a one-bedroom to a one-bedroom, and you don't have to pay for it. The rent is..."

Hou Hai Lu Dou's faint words made Araki Sousuke realize the reality, his body stiffened, and he walked to the back seat of the van with two lines of tears and began to "deliver the goods".

"No, that's right, no matter how dilapidated, no matter how fierce, at least it's a villa..."

...

"Yo, Sousuke~suke~suke!!! Are you in there?!"

After a while, another small pickup stopped in front of the garage at the entrance of the villa.

"Where are these things in the car going?"

From the driver's seat, ~www.readwn.com~ shouting someone's name in a pure tongue-twitching voice is a man with a righteous face, wearing a printed T-shirt, and his hair is smooth and hard.

"Crash la la la..."

With the sour friction, on the side of the villa's gate, the garage shutter door that had not been opened for many years, next to the road, was pulled up from the inside.

"Thank you, I've been very helpful this time, Ryoma! Just move in here in the garage..."

In the dark and dusty garage, Sousuke Araki dressed as a construction worker with a towel wrapped around his head was revealed.

"Cough, your villa is not bad, and the garage is quite big..."

The man who got off the pickup truck and looked around is the same man who is still in the "suspended investigation" stage since the Obon Festival, a partner of justice who is out of work at home, a Sagittarius boy, a peep in a police station's vault, and a worker in the red light district. Before 2 Dragon Horse.

"...Although it's a bit shabby, but after a good renovation, get a swimming pool, park a luxury car, etc., it's just the kind of squat mansion in the study materials!"