Immortal Cultivation Stars From Earthly Fiend 72 Arts

Immortal Cultivation Stars From Earthly Fiend 72 Arts Chapter 288

2022-01-30

Chapter 288 Teahouse
What are the so-called hand-written Buddhist scriptures consecrated by the Master, one copy will cost three silver taels, Lu Fan see that A thin book with no Buddha's radiance on it, is this lighted?
Not to mention the so-called consecrated Buddha beads and amulets next to them, they don't even smell of incense, but the business is not bad.

These people don't go to Jingyang Temple to ask him, a virtuous and true cultivator, and come here to buy some useless Buddhist scriptures and amulets. At the entrance of the temple, the Taoist priest sighed in agony, then turned the head to continue shopping.

Without the oppression of Min Mountain Monarch, the life of the people of Huaxian is obviously much better. After all, Lu Fan returned a lot of money to these people before, and the streets were crowded with people. Lu Fan found a Go in a teahouse and sit down. This teahouse is not a high-end teahouse either, it sells a big bowl of tea for a penny and a pot. The tea is light, and He Zai has a bitter taste in his mouth, but it is quite thirst-quenching.

Perhaps the weather is hot, everyone likes to escape the heat in this teahouse, drink a bowl of tea by the way, and then listen to the storyteller.

Lu Fan sat at the end of the table near the gate. There was a pot of tea and a small dish of salted edamame on the table. He sat down and watched quietly.

The stage in the Inn is simple. A storyteller stands on the stage with only one foot, one fan and one table in front of him. The story told is also ordinary, but it is a story of a down-and-out scholar who meets a talented and beautiful woman like a rich lady, but the storyteller's voice is eloquent and very attractive.

Lu Fan was also attracted by the story.

The story was soon finished, and many well-to-do guests all donated their money, but most of them were one or two copper coins. Lu Fan also gave two copper coins, and then got up to continue shopping, but at this time, a woman in her thirties suddenly walked in at the gate. Cheekbones, thin lips. After the woman came to the teahouse, she quickly scanned her eyes and quickly found her target.

Then without saying a word, he went up and grabbed a man's ear.

"Oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts, the lady has something to say, don't do it." Just listening to the man's pained face contorted.

The woman was unceremonious, grabbed her ears and pulled her up, while holding her ears, she said foul-mouthed: "My mother has been unlucky for eight lifetimes, how can I marry her? You lazy guy. I didn't know what plague I suffered some time ago. I said all day long that I could hear other people's thoughts, and said that I could not predict the prophets. Now it's good, I don't work anymore, I don't plant the fields, and the baby is too. No matter, wandering around every day."

"Miss, madam, I can really hear it, I'm not making excuses to be lazy, you loosen your hands first, and your ears will fall!" That man His ears were red from being pulled, and his mouth was still arguing.

"Isn't being lazy? I'm not being lazy. What are you doing here?" Although the woman was still angry, she finally loosened his ears. The man inhaled and rubbed his ears.

"Hurry up, go back to work with me!" The woman stretched out her hand and pulled the man to leave. The people next to them saw a good show, and they all burst into laughter.

"My lady, what I said is true!" the man emphasized.

The spectators next to Fire Dao also bowed to Fire Dao: "Zhang Family lady, just let him talk."

"Yes, maybe it's real? hahaha."

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The woman pointed angrily at the man's nose and said, "surnamed Zhang, today, if you tell the old lady that you are ugly, the old lady's ears will turn into donkey ears for you!"

The man was temporarily relaxed, and then pointed to a well-dressed man next to him and said, "Li Shoutian, you are laughing, you touch your pocket, is the money still there?"

Li Shoutian slightly For a moment, he hurriedly touched his own jacket, took out the jacket, and saw that a mouse had bitten a hole in the jacket at some point, and all the money in it had been lost.

"Zhang Tiezhu, your wife is going to run away with someone else. You don't know it yet." I stole it."

The man said to the most cheerful people who were laughing for a while, but the expressions of several people changed one after another. Everyone was also surprised. Judging from the expressions of these people, it was obvious that he was talking about it.

"And Constable Li, if you're watching a play here, you're bound to be punished when you go back!"

The laughter stopped at this brief moment, and the teahouse could only Hearing the man with the surname Zhang talking continuously, the face of the person whose name was named by him immediately changed, obviously because he stepped on a painful foot.

After the man with the surname finished speaking for a while, he stopped, and then took a bowl of tea and drank it proudly.

The woman was a little stunned when she saw this. The look in the man's eyes also became suspicious. The man eyebrows raised and gave the woman a proud look.

"Zhang Liang, are you really a half-immortal?" a man next to him asked cautiously.

"Of course!" The man slapped his chest and continued: "I am the manifestation of my ancestors. God's eyes are open, so that I can be unpredictable."

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Suddenly a The slap slapped the man's face directly, and then he heard the woman say, "Tell me, what are you, you dare to attach to my man." After saying that, the woman extended the hand and was about to do it again.

"What are you looking at, come and help, my family must have been hit by the plague!" the woman said loudly.

The surnamed Zhang's man was a little confused by the slap, and after reacting, he immediately struggled and said, "You ignorant woman, your man is a gift from heaven, what's wrong, hurry up. I'll let go!"

It's just not the woman's opponent at all, and he was slapped on the face again for a while, bloody nose and swollen face dazed.

When the people around saw this situation, they quickly stepped forward and pulled the two of them.

"Shrew, shrew" The man's face was swollen, flustered and exasperated said: "I'm going to divorce you"

"Fare me? Are you plagued? If you are conscientious, you dare to leave me." The woman opened her mouth and was about to scold.

"No, no, no, let it go." The surrounding people quickly persuaded.

The woman continued: "He is an evil spirit, possessed by that dirty thing, now hurry up and send him to the temple to exorcise the evil spirit."

"This is not Is there a Taoist priest? Please take a look at the Taoist priest." A person next to him suddenly pointed at the Taoist priest who was watching the excitement.

"Yes, the Taoist priest, come and have a look, is this Zhang Family Dalang evil?"

Seeing that everyone else was looking over, the Taoist priest put down the tea bowl and said with a smile: "In this case, Poor Daoist will take a look and ask Zhang Family Dalang to sit down."

Seeing that the Taoist agreed, everyone quickly pushed the man to the chair opposite the Taoist. sit down.

(end of this chapter)