Immortal King

Next to a big river, on top of the big rock, lie Wang Ke, Zhang Zhengdao, and Zhang Shenxu. The three of them were exhausted due to the previous fight and the final big explosion, lying on the big rock weakly. Even if the clothes were burned out, only the fig leaf was left, and I didn't take care of it, so tired!

"It's my shit, Zhang Shenxu, you won't explain it to me!" Wang Ke exclaimed depressed.

This is nothing short of a disaster. Zhang Li'er will bring me a scourge when he runs a drink? Why?

"If the explanation is useful, I'll still inform you? Wang Ke, run away!" Zhang Shenxu said.

Wang Ke; "............!"

"Zhang Shenxu, when you come to tell the news, you will tell the news, what kind of fight? The boss is not young, and we are all lying here now, I don't know how long to lie down!" Zhang Zhengdao said aside.

"You don't resist before, just give me a beat, won't it?" Zhang Shenxu stared.

"You fart!" Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao cursed at the same time.

Zhang Shenxu was about to speak, and suddenly his expression changed: "Someone is here!"

"Who?" Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao also changed their expressions.

At this moment, the three of them are exhausted, lying here naked, has an enemy found? This is how to do?

The three of them moved around with difficulty and turned their heads to look around, but saw a middle-aged village woman carrying a vegetable basket to the riverside.

"Why is there a village woman in this wilderness?" Wang Ke was taken aback.

"I don't know, do you live in the mountains?" Zhang Zhengdao said blankly.

"She's washing vegetables? Washing rice?" Zhang Shenxu said in a daze.

"Ah~~, today’s rice and vegetables are washed, and after a day’s tiredness, it’s really hard work. Well, go to sleep on the rock for a while!" The middle-aged village woman stretched her waist and slowly climbed onto Wang Ke. The big stone where the three people are.

Wang Ke's face changed, so why are you telling this to whom? Wash the vegetables alone, take a break if you want to rest, do you still have to say it? This village woman found us a long time ago?

"Come at us!" Zhang Shenxu's expression changed.

Obviously, she also saw the clues. This village woman had already found out that she was a party, and she was washing vegetables and rice? You are good at acting, what are you doing?

"Ah, why are there three people here?" The middle-aged village woman was suddenly ‘shocked’ when she climbed up the boulder.

At this time, the three of Wang Ke also clearly saw the appearance of the middle-aged village woman, with a pocky face, which looked very refreshing.

"Auntie, do we know each other?" Wang Ke's expression changed.

"Ah Yo, what are you three big men naked, doing here? You are really ashamed, the world is getting worse!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly covered her face with a look of disgust.

Wang Ke, Zhang Shenxu, Zhang Zhengdao: "............!"

"Dare to ask where is the expert? Zhang Shenxu in the next Golden Crow Sect! I don't know how to teach me!" Zhang Shenxu's expression froze.

"Me? I'm a mountain village woman who came here to wash vegetables and talk about rice. I just saw you, didn't disturb you doing shameful things, right?" The middle-aged village woman released her hand covering her face and took a step forward. Asked.

"What's the shame? Who are you, didn't you see that we are here to bask in the sun?" Zhang Zhengdao also shouted anxiously.

What kind of background does this middle-aged village woman mean? What do you mean by walking toward us?

"Auntie, if there is any offense, please forgive me, we have a rest and leave!" Wang Ke said immediately.

The middle-aged village woman smiled brightly on her face: "Don't worry, don't worry, this is not my home. You can stay as long as you want! Are you tired?"

The kindness of the middle-aged village woman made Wang Ke's expressions stiff. What is the origin of this village woman? What are you doing? Your smile is so weird!

"You don't want to take advantage of our weakness and attack us? What do you want? Ask for money? We can give you!" Zhang Shenxu showed a worried expression.

Is this a female bandit? To rob?

Wang Ke's expression changed, and he quietly hid the storage bracelet under him. What a shame today, if it weren't for Zhang Shenxu, would he be so miserable?

"Ah Yo, you treat me as a bandit? I'm not a bandit? I'm just a kind village woman, or he is the most sensible, calling me auntie, how can auntie be greedy for money? I just see you all lying here, caring You guys!" The middle-aged village woman smiled brighter and brighter.

Wang Ke: "............!"

Zhang Shenxu: "............!"

Zhang Zhengdao: "..................!"

Special, do you care about us? Think we are all big fools, right?

"Auntie, don't care about you, we will rest for a while!" Zhang Shenxu said with an ugly face.

The middle-aged village woman squatted in front of Zhang Shenxu.

"Ah, don't be nervous, I won't hurt you, don't be shy, come, let me see how you hurt!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly put her hand on Zhang Shenxu's chest.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Shenxu's expression changed.

Is she going to attack me?

Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao struggled to stand up, trying to jump into the river and escape.

However, the middle-aged village woman did not attack Zhang Shenxu, as if she was actually checking.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, let me see!" The middle-aged village woman swallowed and said.

"Huh?" Zhang Shenxu was taken aback.

She really didn't attack me, is she really here to check my body. The strength of the pinch in the hand is not small.

I saw the middle-aged village woman touching Zhang Shenxu's chest, her eyes lighted up, and a look of excitement appeared on her face.

"Tsk tusk, this pectoral muscle is really well developed, how did it grow out?" The middle-aged village woman smiled extremely excitedly.

"Ah, ah?" Zhang Shenxu looked blank.

"Oh, and you, let me take a look, ah, there are eight pack abs?" The middle-aged woman suddenly touched Wang Ke's stomach.

Wang Ke's whole body was excited: "Auntie, what are you doing? I don't know you!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I just check for you to see if there is any injury! It's not in the way, tsk tsk, eight pack abs, so full, this is...!" The middle-aged woman's eyes beamed.

"This is called a mermaid line, auntie, don't touch it, what's special, go away, go away!" Wang Ke exclaimed.

"Ah-yo, I'm all called auntie, and auntie will still harm you? Tsk tsk, really, young man, you can't play a joke at all, or this one is good...!"

The middle-aged woman suddenly went to touch Zhang Shenxu's chest muscles with bright eyes.

For a while, the middle-aged woman touched here and there, her face was full of excitement, her eyes lit up, she was really excited.

"Auntie, you are too much, why don't you touch Zhang Zhengdao!" Zhang Shenxu said anxiously.

"He? He's an old fat man. What is there to touch? Or you two control it well! Young people, just need to exercise more!" The middle-aged woman said with excitement.

Both Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu's faces became stiff.

Special, this is not robbery, this is robbery? Why, did we meet a female gangster? What is the origin of this person?

"Ah, these pectoral muscles, this abdominal muscles, and this arm muscles are really exciting to the touch. The dead ghost in my house will not let me touch all the time. I can only come out and have a hand addiction by myself. It's so fun! Tsk tsk, better than my home The dead ghost is a little bit worse, but it's better than nothing! Wow, it feels so comfortable to the touch!" The middle-aged woman said with her eyes shining brightly.

"Enough! Slut, die!" Zhang Shenxu exclaimed.

During the frying and drinking, Zhang Shenxu spit out a white paper fan, and the white paper fan suddenly released a large amount of white light, as if it was about to fan out a gale, rushing toward the middle-aged woman.

"boom!"

The middle-aged woman threw a punch and banged it on Zhang Shenxu's stomach.

"puff!"

Zhang Shenxu's blood spurted out from the beating, and he looked at the middle-aged woman in horror.

"Ah, sorry, sorry, conditioned reflex, I thought you were going to attack me, subconsciously punched, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean it!" The middle-aged woman suddenly apologized.

"I'm special!" Zhang Shenxu fell on the stone, and at this moment, there was no strength at all.

The white paper fan also suddenly retracted into Zhang Shenxu's stomach, and automatically went to protect the lord.

Zhang Shenxu showed a look of despair, and now he can only be at the mercy of this middle-aged woman? Why is this happening?

Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao's faces became stiff, they would fight if they didn't touch them?

What a village woman from here? So savage?

"Wang Ke, don't you sacrifice?" Zhang Zhengdao shivered in fright.

"Special! Sacrifice your sister!" Wang Ke cursed.

Wang Ke braced himself hard, and was about to jump away from the river.

"Oh, it's getting late, I'm going back to cook for my dead ghost!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly looked at the sky.

The three Wang Ke: "..................!"

What kind of demon are you going to be?

The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu, and shook her head: "Forget it, it's still important to cook for my dead ghost. Auntie won't help you check it out. Let's take a break by yourself! Auntie is gone!"

With that said, the middle-aged woman looked at the crowd with a look of dismay, then picked up the vegetable basket on the side, swaggered into the forest and disappeared.

Wang Ke: "..................!"

Zhang Zhengdao: "..................!"

Zhang Shenxu: "..................!"

The three of them looked dumbfounded, what's the situation? Why did a middle-aged woman pop up? Do not rob money? Touched everyone's muscles for a while and then left?

"This, is this a neurosis?" Zhang Shenxu was dumbfounded.

"Is it a dead pervert?" Wang Ke also looked depressed.

"Fortunately, I grew fat and I was not taken advantage of!" Zhang Zhengdao shivered beside him.

Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu stared at Zhang Zhengdao viciously.

What a special thing! What's all this!

The three of them rested for a while, feeling a bit of strength on their bodies, and immediately took out the clothes from their storage bracelets and put them on.

"Zhang Shenxu, how are you?" Wang Ke asked.

"Ahem, that crazy fist is really strong, I can't walk anymore!" Zhang Shenxu said weakly.

"Zhang Zhengdao, you help him, go fast, go fast, don't come back with that dead pervert again!" Wang Ke urged.

"I'll be back when I come back, I'm not afraid!" Zhang Zhengdao said proudly.

Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu immediately looked at Zhang Zhengdao viciously.

Only then, relying on weak strength, the three of them slowly left the big rock.

"It's really bad luck, every time I meet you, I have to be bad luck!" Zhang Shenxu said angrily.

"We're unlucky. I'm walking well. You ran out to fight. What's the matter, I was taken advantage of! You still have the face to say?" Wang Ke stared blankly.

"Don't talk about you two, it's just that you are taken advantage of by women and not men. What are you afraid of? You should go for a massage!" Zhang Zhengdao comforted.

"Shut up, what's the matter with you?" Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu immediately shouted.

Zhang Zhengdao: "..................!"

PS: The first thing is that I forgot to say it yesterday, and it broke out today!